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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna die out like westerns replaced by the new Hollywood meta whatever that might be (maybe a Final Fantasy Cinematic Universe)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood will shift of video game adaptations. The Sonic films were of proof of concept and the success of the Mario film will be what opens the floodgates.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legacy of Kain cinematic universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Last of Us shows Hollywood that video games can be used for both popcorn movies and sappy awards bait projects.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The West has 20 years left

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like two weeks, amirite, Ivan?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just two weeks to flatten the curve

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The west has 20 years, russia about 10.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ODWBg7u.jpg

        Are you ready for 100 years of nonstop kino?

        >More like two weeks, amirite, Ivan?
        These professional Shiills are the funniest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yadda yadda yadda, yeah yeah yeah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        difference is china is an actual country this time, eu is switching sides.
        paper homes, mcd's, 60$ salad, fricking ufos on the news
        yeah i know when a society has failed.
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The EU and NATO are more united than ever thanks to Vlad's camping trip into Ukraine.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wait until the next parliament election cycle.
            Nobody in the EU really wants to be adherent to a hegemon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All we have to do is line our beaches with industrial equipment and the Chinese will be too busy dying at landfall for us to fire a shot. And that's considering the Chinese boats that don't sink and the Chinese planes that don't crash.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when do you suppose they'll start releasing kino?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 99th year

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they threatening us?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100 years
    >havent produced a single fricking profitable or culturally relevant piece of capeshit since Endgame in 2019
    lmfao these stupid fricks lololo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's in their timeline for year 99?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain America, minority #8 Indian girl
      >Iron Man #6, it's a talking squirrel in the suit
      >Thor #4, Groot is now thor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you put in less effort than marvel you braindead gimp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you put in more effort than marvel you smart anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Captain America, minority #8 Indian girl
        they tried this shit in the comics a couple of years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bottom left is a real cape hero????????
          what?????????

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Captain Philippines a cute

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be dead within the next year.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HAVE NO FEARS, WE HAVE STORIES FOR YEARS

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is barely going to limp past the next Avengers movie. Phase 4 was a complete cluster frick with all their TV shows that were total trash. The only actual good thing to come out of it was Spider-Man, and parts of Multiverse of Madness. You killed off your A-Team and replaced it with a bunch of literally-whos. Also starting Phase 5 off with a complete joke of a movie where the actor who plays the main villain of the entire next two phases is allegedly a wife-beater. It's not looking too good.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some Black folk b***h-slaps a coalburner.
    >Suddenly the movie studio starts to bleed out money.
    I don't know, boss. '100' is a number too big for Marvel.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MCU will die before 2025.
    Even normies are fed up of this bullshit.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pictured that guy we cancelled that guy that died and some teenage girl

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disney
    >100 years
    hah

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it already in the toilet?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They mean the old comics right =D
    They mean the comics right.. ??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      old comics are sexist and homophobic and lack diversity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie comics are for children with no imagination.
      quite literally read a fricking book.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've already adapted 90% of the good non-mutant stuff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've still got the Spider Man clones saga, now you might say that's a controversial one, but it just needs to be updated
        >Spiderman meets a black and red suited spiderman
        >they fight
        >"who are you!?"
        >"I'm you spiderman, but they tweaked your DNA with an extra dose of FUNK!"
        >"I'm Miles Morales baby!"
        >rap music starts playing
        Starring Jaden Smith

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have the marvels coming out soon which will bomb so hard we will run out of Oppenheimer memes.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >articles that aged like milk

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much confirms they're just using chatGPT now

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel has far less marketable characters than they realize.

    There probably was a window of opportunity for them to do a Fantastic Four movie and have it be successful, but I feel it's too late now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember how the timeline of them getting the characters, but right around Endgame would have been perfect to launch their FF and Xmen movies. I still think FF is a doomed franchise, but maybe they make it work. It's way too late now, cynicism for the MCU has set in.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nonstop slop

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 years? Frick, the quality control is already really bad. These movies are going to end up in straight-to-streaming quality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is indistinguishable from Ant Man 3 or Thor 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      insightful and true

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    muttonia prime literally wont be around 100 years from now lmao, good luck shooting marvel movies in a nuclear wasteland

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the popularity capeshit is a perfect example of a dying civilization, hopefully after 10 years or so they'll never be aniother movie made

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you threatening me?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not when GOT3 is their only moderate success this phase. Marvel is fricking dead. Capeshit is fricking dead.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the beginning of the end for Marvel and capeshit as it deflated the sense of expectation and scarcity and turned capeshit into a burden even for its supposed audience

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you ready for 100 years of nonstop kino?

    Disney homosexuals need to find a rope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      spotted the autist

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