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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he lived a good life and had friends along the way RIP brooks

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've decided... not to stay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > the world went and got itself in a damn hurry

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hanging seems like such a bad way to suicide, too much time to regret your decision.

    Best way I've read is to use the same product they use to put down pets. It's fast and painless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inert gas asphyxiation is the most painless suicide method.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carbon monoxide poisoning seems the best way to go. Although maybe it's agonizingly painful, but you're paralyzed and locked into a state that appears tto be sleep. You want to cry and scream, but you can't move.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, I've tried hanging myself and you start passing out very quickly

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone saved that ai voice over about brooks talking about modern gaming?

    I would really appreciate it if some kind anon saved and posted it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was also an accompanying "Cinemaphile was here, so was reddit" image that tied that entire post together.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't say I relate, but pretty good.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he murder someone? Lol get fricked old man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone was fricking your wife you'd murder them too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol nvm this just ruined any sympathy I had for brooks and changed my life and my view of this movie

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they're in prison
          >having sympathy for any of them

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes yes you're very edgy and cool anon, and sexy, and handsome.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >edgy
              homosexual redditor
              what did you think, a man just accidentally lands in prison for 50 years without doing some heinous shit
              dumb c**t

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep yep everyone against you is reddit, you're very sexy cool smart and original anon. I aspire to be like you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for conceding I knew I was right

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can literally go to prison for writing Black person online.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you mean denying the hall of cost.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Typical criminal worshipping liberal

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was probably just ass drunk. Happens to the best of us.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prison beatings were likely a walk in the park compared to high velocity nuggies

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was based on a Stephen King book? How did it turn out so gay? Same thing happened to 'The Green Mile'.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s from a novella so they had some liberties for story telling, also Hollywood

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          now I feel even more sorry for him.
          gambling addiction is a disease that probably went un-diagnosed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          In this sort of situation the woman is going to nag and nag and nag when he gets home from his games and I have no doubt that the wife would turn his own fricking daughter against me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            a wife has a right to nag a loser gambler who is wasting their money especially when they have a child. stop being a dindu.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a prison full of prisoners with hearts of gold

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone was fricking your wife you'd murder them too.

      was it actually a fricking wife situation?
      all I see is he killed his family

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the movie manipulates you by denying you Brooks history..he was in Shawshank for the murder his wife and daughter according to Stephen King's novella.

      Gotta leave that out, or no sympathy from the masses

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean he did the same in the movie.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless the movie gives a reason why he is in prison for 50 years, you only have the source material to fall back on.
          But let's say you are right, what other reason would he be in prison for 50 years for? Murder. He had to wait until everyone on the original trial, judge, parole board were all dead of old age until he made parole.So it can't be murder of some random guy, or a business associate. The events in the movie really fit the book description. You would get 50 years for wife and daughter. Should be life. That's why he hung himself. Maybe he felt the overwhelming guilt that he's allowed to live, while his wife and daughter are dead. The letter to Andy was just rambling thoughts and not the reason he hung himself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forget what a corrupt shithole Shawshank is.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What difference does that make? A sentence is a sentence. Brooks waa paroled at the height of Shawshank corruption so it had nothing to do with the warden.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks that was the height

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I saw a spam thread once when I was a kid.. now they're everywhere. Cinemaphile went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most operated film I have seen besides no country for old men

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    brooks was a prison trannie?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vandalism
    yeah, frick this guy. i'd fill that in immediately and throw his corpse in the forest to be eaten by dogs.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the relief of dying haha no more wageslaving for the next 40 years just to live another day in a life you hate instead simply peaceful non-existence forevermore haha doesn't seem so bad to me haha doesn't seem so bad

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jake is a wild animal. He's not showing up to say "Hello".

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also defaced private property. That's not his beam to carve on. Recidivism rate for Shawshank is astronomical. Andy breaks out (big no-no), Red skipped out on parole (tsk tsk) and Brooks is just carving into a beam like he's putting his crush's initials on a fricking tree. Bunch of criminal scum.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brooks, at least, is getting his rewards in Hell.

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