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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 24 and never had sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I've already stopped caring about it and everyone just assumes I've already had sex but they don't know how truly autistic I am

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 26 and ive never had a friend who was a girl
      ive barely ever had a male friend irl
      its so over for me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        first step stop complaining about it on 4chin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, 28. i friendzoned a girl that liked me but after 3 years passed i started liking her but she moved on, frick my life i guess. now i'm an autistic neet and no money means no women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im 32 and the most ive gotten is a had from a coworker when the workplace closed. It has been joever for me for years now. Still not sure why I havent an heroed yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but i'm a year older

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else alternate between not caring about anything and being insecure and self hating about everything. is that ocd?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think thats just being normal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        alright cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually stop caring after I jerk off.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright, he was going to reunite with his girlfriend in heaven 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confused because I literally don't have a girlfriend, stop posting about literally me, you don't know me homosexual

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >:(
    says nothing before he dies.

    BRAVO DENIS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What should he have said?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What should he have said?
        I dont know, ask this guy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks straight into camera
        >"Ligma balls"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I shoulda stuck to driving.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black folk could be here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've seen things people wouldn't believe, ack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The horror, the horror

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in the script Joi appears and he does the 'cells within cells' speech. Luckily denis knew that was fricking stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tax the rich

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >INCEEEEELDOOOOOOOOOOM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/FyUg1k6.jpg

        🙁

        >OH N

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Im just Ken.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CHEEESED to meet you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Now that's what I call blade running

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have truly become... Blade Runner 204-
        >ahhhhhhh
        *dies*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-ACK!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    : )

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember Cinemaphile, Villeneuve is a bad director and all his movies are overrated as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit gold for you stranger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I liked BR2049, but your compelling argument really changed my opinion

        this is Cinemaphile official standing towards Villeneuve now.
        if you like him or like his movies you are the redditor here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile official

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            saved

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I liked BR2049, but your compelling argument really changed my opinion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay whoever the frick you are

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats worse having sex once and never again or never having it at all. Personally i think having it once is the worst because it feels like life error'd out for a second and you were normal for once only for it to correct itself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard both sides of the coin for this one. better not dwell on it and hope it turns out well in the end, a step at the time. Some realize sex meant nothing and they worried in vain, some got addicted to it, and for same it happened the way you just said. Perhaps it's a difference between casual/hook-up sex and sex with a loved one.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else here not able to give an answer when someone asks "tell us about yourself"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "tell us about yourself", "what do you like to do", "what did you do on the weekend", my most three hated questions of all time.

      I spend most weekends alone, doing errands, cleaning up around the house, etc. I feel like a boring loser because I never have anything exciting to say, are normies really going to bars/clubs/parties every weekend?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what do you like to do
        oh god, i forgot about this one. the worst one of all. fills me with dread every time i hear it
        >are normies really going to bars/clubs/parties every weekend?
        not necessarily, but they are all doing things that make them happy, or at least productive stuff (but not every weekend)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey anon you like sports
      >what do you do in your free time
      >watched the latest thing everyone is talking about?
      >do you have a gf?
      god just leave me alone....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't ask people about their lives because i'm considerate, so why the frick do they want to know about mine? fricking buttholes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me fr

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone else here not able to give an answer when someone asks "tell us about yourself"?

        >what do you like to do
        oh god, i forgot about this one. the worst one of all. fills me with dread every time i hear it
        >are normies really going to bars/clubs/parties every weekend?
        not necessarily, but they are all doing things that make them happy, or at least productive stuff (but not every weekend)

        I bought a chink electric motorcycle on Facebook and now use it for everything unless it's outright snowing because I've never had any sort of bike before and it's really enjoyable to just frick off around the county while using no gas and not dealing with traffic because you can easily cross grass/park on sidewalks/etc.

        I can now defuse those questions by boring people into submission with 30 seconds of passionate babbling

        As a bonus maybe I'll be crushed by an 18 wheeler or the bike will go on fire and kill me in my sleep while it's charging

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hell yeah brother. it sucks when you know that it doesn't even take that much to distract people, but you don't have enough going on in your life even for that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bikes seem like a more sensible use for EV's but still your balls will be getting bathed in high frequency EMF.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm convinced it does less damage than the heat and vibration from a ICE bike
            Apparently the entire industry was designed for testicle destruction

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's possible, certainly better than sitting in a Tesla microwave anyway

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >family gathering
    >everyone asks if I have a girlfriend yet

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw aside from me not living with my parents and being slightly older, this describes me exactly
    oh god oh frick

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