>trapped in a broken and punished body >have to witness your bull wiping the drool off your chin whilst you are fed your vitapaste from a capri-sun style pouch. >later, you hear her moaning in the next room >all you can do is mumble random noises in the hopes it interrupts their love making
Why would he have thought about it for months?
He barely knew her, was allowed to eat breakfast with them like two days before this, acted disgusting and with hero hesitation or regret insulted her to her face with zero tact or any attempt at being nice to her, then acts dissapointed she doesn’t want to shag him.
I found it daft the movie somehow thinks you should feel bad for her not liking him when that was their only interaction in their entire lives.
I’ve only ever been in love with one woman in my entire life and when she got married to someone else I just gave up on ever finding love. Nobody else interests me the way that she did and nobody ever will.
I watched this movie a few days ago and it was pretty garbage. Can't believe people hyped it up as some sort of big Oscar snub/steal.
Not being Irish may have missed the whole civil war angle unless it was no deeper than the *who knows why they're killing eachother* thing they unsubtly blurted out twice.
>tfw last day of high school >see my crush in the hallway pass me by >realize I wasted the entirety of my last high school year crushing on a girl I never had the balls to ask out on because I'm a fricking loser >I never even get her IG, i start to forget what she looks like >my health is in the shitter, NEET and autistic to a detrimental level
it's over.
>autistic
Did you do the test and it came back as autistic or are you just a larping teen with social anxiety(95% have social anxiety)
If youre larping, you should stop, now. You are demoralizing yourself
I'm definitely on the spectrum. I obsess over things for hours and stare at images and put them in collages and the slightest thing makes me change one pic for the other and my opinions go haywire from one day to the next. I was told I am on the spectrum, yes.
>me when I post a meme in lads group chat and they all ignore
He's literally me, including the bit where I killed myself 4 years ago.
Keep at it brother, you're doing well
Kek
Women are evil incarnate.
>trapped in a broken and punished body
>have to witness your bull wiping the drool off your chin whilst you are fed your vitapaste from a capri-sun style pouch.
>later, you hear her moaning in the next room
>all you can do is mumble random noises in the hopes it interrupts their love making
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
This is worse than the dude who was forced to watch Barney for years.
i don't know, i don't think the human body was meant to withstand 13 years of nonstop barney
Holy shit, I completely forgot about this guy. The first word in the article about him is “Lynchian,” not even trolling
Isnt that the SA runner?
I have no idea who you’re referring to.
Oscar
Thanks anon
If I didn’t know, I’d assume you were referencing a Family Guy cutaway lmao
hello darkness my old friend
Im laughing bros, but i dont think its a happy laugh
Lynchian.
I watched this movie on mushrooms last Saturday instead of going out and having fun. No ragrats.
he probably thought about it for months and it all crushes in a moment
Why would he have thought about it for months?
He barely knew her, was allowed to eat breakfast with them like two days before this, acted disgusting and with hero hesitation or regret insulted her to her face with zero tact or any attempt at being nice to her, then acts dissapointed she doesn’t want to shag him.
I found it daft the movie somehow thinks you should feel bad for her not liking him when that was their only interaction in their entire lives.
The trailers made this movie look like a comedy and... it definitely isn't that.
I feel like most Marty movies have very funny moments but overall are pretty serious dramas
When Colin's donkey... I can't even type it I'm laughing so hard
It’s been a while since I watched this but are you talking about the part where it chokes on one of his friends fingers?
it's a dark comedy
I’ve only ever been in love with one woman in my entire life and when she got married to someone else I just gave up on ever finding love. Nobody else interests me the way that she did and nobody ever will.
I watched this movie a few days ago and it was pretty garbage. Can't believe people hyped it up as some sort of big Oscar snub/steal.
Not being Irish may have missed the whole civil war angle unless it was no deeper than the *who knows why they're killing eachother* thing they unsubtly blurted out twice.
>tries to get with the hottest woman on the island
>rejected
>an heros
he should have gone to the main land and found himself a potato wife to bang
Mainland was busy killing each other
Barely anyone died in the civil war
He should have gone to the mainland to get these digits
Oooof, so close
>go to the mainland
>get shot
>stay on lonely island with diddler
>an hero
better to risk it, or wait a few years
literally me after getting rejected by the girl at work
>tfw last day of high school
>see my crush in the hallway pass me by
>realize I wasted the entirety of my last high school year crushing on a girl I never had the balls to ask out on because I'm a fricking loser
>I never even get her IG, i start to forget what she looks like
>my health is in the shitter, NEET and autistic to a detrimental level
it's over.
>autistic
Did you do the test and it came back as autistic or are you just a larping teen with social anxiety(95% have social anxiety)
If youre larping, you should stop, now. You are demoralizing yourself
I'm definitely on the spectrum. I obsess over things for hours and stare at images and put them in collages and the slightest thing makes me change one pic for the other and my opinions go haywire from one day to the next. I was told I am on the spectrum, yes.
It's a Cinemaphile is incapable of comprehending human emotion thread
I AM JAJVERT
DO NOT FORGET MY MOM