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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extra cwispy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baja blast, por favor

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    me after 6 pack of bud light

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you nut but she actually doesn't exist and is your hand

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me plugging into my goon machine in 2028

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maybe... maybe starting a fight with my former master on a lava planet was a bad idea...

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the suit just magically cure his burning pain?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. It reinforced it. I think there's needles involved as well. Pain is good for the dark side.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "oops I forgot about that" - Sheev

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Putting a pain reliever in the suit would've broke the budget.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not according to wookiepedia. He was in pain almost every waking moment of his life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The suit turned him into a big guy after he put on the mask, but it was still extremely painful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was in constant agony which was why he was always so grumpy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is in pain 24/7. It actually enchanced it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No magically. Using midichlorian magic gifted to be by Pog Henisass it healed his pain. He work the suit because he hates his father because he had none. Brutal.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White "men" after eating one jalapeno

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More accurately it's our buttholes. Going in it's usually fine, but coming out is always painful.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they put some salve on his face first?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EmPal SuRecon

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dick status?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been asking this about Travis Barker for years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly lost in the fire. The only way Darth Vader could orgasm was through anal stimulation which was provided via electrical nodes connected to the suit. The Emperor had control over the nodes and would activate them as either reward or punishment depending on the situation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly intact... from a certain point of view.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just off himself?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there female versions of Darth Vader on Media? I don't mean the evil mother, I mean someone who physically ends up horribly, but is too angry to die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read Freud, women begin their lives physically maimed. That's why they're such inhuman psychos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironically I was also thinking of her, but she has no real consequences. Not even a single battle scar.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's barren which means something to women for some ungodly reason.
          Also her eyes are gigantic but that had nothing to do with the massacre.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She's barren which means something to women for some ungodly reason.

            "My body doesn't work right anymore" is always a pretty good reason to be upset

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then most everybody should prepare to be very upset.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should prepare but they don't so when it happens they are caught off guard. Why do you think it takes old people so long to admit they can't live on their own anymore?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're dicks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bride from Kill Bill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i spit on your grave?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the emperor of the galaxy cheaped out on the suit because he needed to save money for the death star

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just get the people exegol to build it FOR FREE?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop?

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