>lawyer starts YT show covering the LOLsuit >does a trad dad, Ned Flanders shtick people attatch to >also drinks but in an endearing way >gets big during the Vic Lasagna case and pioneers the parasocial superchat meta >gets in with comicsgate, the Sektur, etc >blows up huge during the Rittensneed and Depp trials, regularly pulling in 5 and 6 figure DAYS >gets burnt out and takes a vacation to Hedonism 2 >upon return the mask has slipped and he's a sexual degenerate >amps up his drinking >drives away his anime audience >drives away his conservative audience >starts doing hard drugs >sets up a polycule for awhile >got arrested today with his wife and "nanny" for hard drug and weapons possessions
Oh and he has 5 children, the youngest of which is 6.
>Have some weed in your MChouse >Cops find it >Become a felon and hare your second memendment revoked >Alcohol and prescribed drugs are ok though
The absolute state
>Chris passes the Sonichu demon onto Ralph during the arrest >Ralph spirals so hard he flees the country, and his wife runs away >Chris is released, allowing Sonichu to return to him >Keffals does an interview with Chris, and withholds the complete version behind a paywall >Keffals immediately starts getting "exposed" in the mainstream >Rekieta inherits the medallion, and Chris goes into hiding >Rekieta gets arrested
The Sonichu demon is real.
kiwigays, I need an explanation of what do you see in this boringfest
Why does the farms generate so much vitriol from anons? Its functionally the same as Cinemaphile with arguably better content, a slightly more sane user base, and an admin that actually gives a frick about his community and isn’t trying to sell out constantly
Because a lot of gays here have parasocial relationships with at least one disgusting eceleb and the moment that eceleb gets their own thread on the farms, they lose their shit and act like the farms are all trannies, stalkers, obsessed, etc etc
Anti-Kiwifarms homosexualry has always been astroturfed
They're a bunch of puritanical homosexuals about things like drinking despite being the most despicable people on the internet on a website founded to harass a moron online
Not entirely true. You’re not supposed to treat lolcows with a “OOOOOH I FRICKING WANT THAT DUDE DEAD” mentality. You’re supposed to treat them the way you treat a cartoon character like Daffy Duck or Donald Duck, just laugh at their antics.
Alt right sympathizing lawyer who covered several lawsuits including the Johnny DeYouTube. (He was even briefly in the Netflix doc), and was the top Superchat earner on Youtube. He was a trad e-daddy to people because he has several white children who he had homeschooled with other families' kids and was anti-woke. Turns out he was going to cuckold sex clubs in Jamaica, got into swinging, and is now on stream pointed out of his mind.
I used to love his show like 3 years ago but he was on such a downtrodden spiral after literally posting a pic of a whiskey bottle in his asscheeks and lost all credibility in a heartbeat
The husband of Nick's side-piece found out about her arrest live on air while doing a guest appearance on a podcast: https://www.youtube.com/live/-HxoOf-U_Uo?si=8npF_4al9xOjTKFp at 2:43:30. She left him for Nick days prior to this and almost instantly ended up in jail.
I never really followed him other than The Dick Show and his coverage of the Lolsuit but Jesus Christ this man seemed like a Christ following guy who was a family man so its baffling how he got to this point.
Was it the fame and money from his coverage of the Kyle Rittenhouse stuff?
Karl from WATP mentioned recently his interactions with Riketa and it was the same he has his shit together and is a family man. It sucks to see him like this but frick its unfortunate.
I don't know if he was or wasn't a good guy but even physically you can see that he changed a LOT in a very short amount of time. I don't think he was always... whatever he is now, at least.
This dude had a winning formula >shoot shit with friends and colleagues >read the balls question >do gay toasts >be your Internet Dad
He had it solved.
Kek what a b***h.
STAY IN YOUR LANE, TROLL
literally who
qrd me oon this guy
>lawyer starts YT show covering the LOLsuit
>does a trad dad, Ned Flanders shtick people attatch to
>also drinks but in an endearing way
>gets big during the Vic Lasagna case and pioneers the parasocial superchat meta
>gets in with comicsgate, the Sektur, etc
>blows up huge during the Rittensneed and Depp trials, regularly pulling in 5 and 6 figure DAYS
>gets burnt out and takes a vacation to Hedonism 2
>upon return the mask has slipped and he's a sexual degenerate
>amps up his drinking
>drives away his anime audience
>drives away his conservative audience
>starts doing hard drugs
>sets up a polycule for awhile
>got arrested today with his wife and "nanny" for hard drug and weapons possessions
Oh and he has 5 children, the youngest of which is 6.
All these former based ecelbs always troon out and become degenerates
>gets burnt out and takes a vacation to Hedonism 2
Thats interesting and no one cares about anime homosexuals nor conservative fricks. But ya i know hes a 'family guy' or was.
They were once men
Every day that theory about Sonichu being a literal demon seems more plausible.
how do we get Colbert to wear the medallion ?
Tell them it's Anti-trump or some shit which in a way, it is.
*summons demon*
CwC kinda dripped out tho ngl, fr
All this + He just got arrested a few hours ago on drug and firearm charges and is facing up to ten years in jail.
What the frick happened to Kayla, holy shit
Why does his wife look like a strung out junkie prostitute?
Because all three of them are
His wife looks like a moronic witch compared to Nick's sidepiece.
Stream on Saturday. Hopefully he doesn't die
enjoy prison, child
The fifth degree will be downwarded and he’ll get a year and a day for the gun
>Firearm
homie living in america and buying unregirsted shit, wtf is this homie problem?
Gun is (presumably) legal. Charge is for having it in proximity of the drugs
>Have some weed in your MChouse
>Cops find it
>Become a felon and hare your second memendment revoked
>Alcohol and prescribed drugs are ok though
The absolute state
Another one felted, the curse hits again.
>Chris passes the Sonichu demon onto Ralph during the arrest
>Ralph spirals so hard he flees the country, and his wife runs away
>Chris is released, allowing Sonichu to return to him
>Keffals does an interview with Chris, and withholds the complete version behind a paywall
>Keffals immediately starts getting "exposed" in the mainstream
>Rekieta inherits the medallion, and Chris goes into hiding
>Rekieta gets arrested
The Sonichu demon is real.
so there are actual kiwiBlack folk here
Why does the farms generate so much vitriol from anons? Its functionally the same as Cinemaphile with arguably better content, a slightly more sane user base, and an admin that actually gives a frick about his community and isn’t trying to sell out constantly
Because a lot of gays here have parasocial relationships with at least one disgusting eceleb and the moment that eceleb gets their own thread on the farms, they lose their shit and act like the farms are all trannies, stalkers, obsessed, etc etc
Anti-Kiwifarms homosexualry has always been astroturfed
Kiwifarms users are the biggest homosexuals on the internet. A website founded by the people that ruined the Chris Chan joke.
okay, keffals
>more sane user base
kiwigays, I need an explanation of what do you see in this boringfest
He went from 100k viewer livestreams to this in the span of like two or three years.
Those people wake every morning and go "Hmm I wonder what that guy I hate is doing today." It's fricking sad.
I actually get that for other lolcows. Patrick Tomlinson is hilarious. I just dont see anything funny regarding Rakieta
They're a bunch of puritanical homosexuals about things like drinking despite being the most despicable people on the internet on a website founded to harass a moron online
Not entirely true. You’re not supposed to treat lolcows with a “OOOOOH I FRICKING WANT THAT DUDE DEAD” mentality. You’re supposed to treat them the way you treat a cartoon character like Daffy Duck or Donald Duck, just laugh at their antics.
Who is this and why do I see him all over twitter?
Holy shit read a book
Which book?
Alt right sympathizing lawyer who covered several lawsuits including the Johnny DeYouTube. (He was even briefly in the Netflix doc), and was the top Superchat earner on Youtube. He was a trad e-daddy to people because he has several white children who he had homeschooled with other families' kids and was anti-woke. Turns out he was going to cuckold sex clubs in Jamaica, got into swinging, and is now on stream pointed out of his mind.
He also ruined Vic Mignona's life.
I used to love his show like 3 years ago but he was on such a downtrodden spiral after literally posting a pic of a whiskey bottle in his asscheeks and lost all credibility in a heartbeat
I think, even before that, he was also sweeping it up for his friend Drexel after getting outed as a groomer.
Rackets was the prepper for Drex whos his wife's BBC
The husband of Nick's side-piece found out about her arrest live on air while doing a guest appearance on a podcast: https://www.youtube.com/live/-HxoOf-U_Uo?si=8npF_4al9xOjTKFp at 2:43:30. She left him for Nick days prior to this and almost instantly ended up in jail.
I never really followed him other than The Dick Show and his coverage of the Lolsuit but Jesus Christ this man seemed like a Christ following guy who was a family man so its baffling how he got to this point.
Was it the fame and money from his coverage of the Kyle Rittenhouse stuff?
Karl from WATP mentioned recently his interactions with Riketa and it was the same he has his shit together and is a family man. It sucks to see him like this but frick its unfortunate.
His alcoholism got way worse and he started doing party drugs like MDMA
Did someone slug him in the eye?
Love tap from the arresting officer no doubt. He probably got mouthy
>Heh, nothing personell!
>The Dick Show
You just answered your own question
He was never a good guy.
The christian thing is a LARP designed to trick boomers
I don't know if he was or wasn't a good guy but even physically you can see that he changed a LOT in a very short amount of time. I don't think he was always... whatever he is now, at least.
TOUCHDOWN
>ON PAPER
UNBREADED
can someon explain this to me?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/unbreaded
Really funny now that he's in the jail
I miss these simpler times.
The AI read of Death Sentences in the Feancis E. Dec voice is kino.
Give me a hook, give me a reason to care
Can we get Bob Odenkirk to play Nick in the biopic?
This dude had a winning formula
>shoot shit with friends and colleagues
>read the balls question
>do gay toasts
>be your Internet Dad
He had it solved.
Kek what a b***h.
I fully place all the blame on that fricking medallion
He was never a good person.
Blaming it on the sonichu medallion is a gay and entry level take.
His final likes, right before getting arrested
How many "friends" has Masterson ruined by now?
Shit drained his life energy
What causes this?
Putting on the Sonichu Medallion
are there any sources on this?
/x/ is going to flip their patchouli scented wigs if there's an actual cursed amulet
poor sleep. alcohol. drugs. Listen to your body anon.
drinking all day and losing your appetite to eat any food
>Too much success
>A big ego
>Massive amounts of alcohol and hard drugs
Is it actually possible there's something to the medallion curse from a rational and scientific point of view?
It's actually the most obvious explanation.
Wow, hadn’t really watched him since the Murdaugh trial. He looks like shit, what a complete downfall.
>he hated Eagle Legal solely for the reason he looked better in a suit than Nick
Darksfadil wins again.