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How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you should never go anywhere without a nuclear weapon equipped aircraft carrier

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If I pull that off, will you die?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do what you gotta do

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That you, that's just what I needed to bust
    >OHhhhhhuuoohhhhhh

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I comply until I feel like I have the best opportunity to pull out my firearm and shoot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the delusional ameriBlack person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? I either shoot and save myself and/or my wife or at least get the mercy of dying by being shot as opposed to a likely more gruesome fate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao if someone points a gun at you and says *get in the trunk of the car* you have 0 percent survival rate either way might as well make a crime scene than disappear off the face of the earth you might even injure the guy enough to save the next victim

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No just no

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, moron.

            • 7 months ago
              Sage

              Nope

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dontworry I know you're right

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dontworry I know you're right

              sanegay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get in the trunk of the car
          If he's doing this, he has sinister intentions, he wants you alive for something, whether that be torture, harvesting organs, selling you, making you a slave, or keeping you a hostage. Your best bet is to try your luck by charging him, maybe you'll get lucky and he won't shoot you in a critical spot, maybe you'll get the gun from him, and if not, like you said, at least you made a crime scene with blood splatters and dna on the ground. You didn't give him what he wanted and you mightve been the piece that brings him that much closer to justice

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sometimes it's useful being undesirable because it reduces the chances of someone wanting to capture you alive for something malevolent

            if someone wanted to kill it would be during a shoot spree and random crime of chance

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whats with the getup pal?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Take yer shot ye yellowbelly coward." When hes shocked and inturn lowers his guard about how cool i am for being able to say that despite being faced with death, i unholster my 6 Shooter and gun him down. Figure it shouldnt take more than a second to take this coward out.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let him get closer so I can throw the woman at him and run

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you ever in this type of situation you need to start running in a serpentine fashion away from the killer. Randomly include a couple of dodging rolls as well to make yourself unpredictable .

    • 7 months ago
      Anοnymous

      do I need to remove all my armor so that I'm not fat-rolling?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >H-he's fast!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I tried this the fricker hacked and shot me through my iframes. Never making that mistake again.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this couldnt happen in texas prove me wrong since hed be on the ground in seconds

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunk on him

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sociology major

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh you aren't even supposed to be carrying that gun in the state of California, I'm calling the cops who will be here in about in a hour.
    he would have to flee or go straight to jail.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    start running, he's not even aiming yet and will probably miss

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    run away because he can't see for shit.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was definitely far enough and they were definitely close enough to the water to just bolt. that's all you gotta do. he's not gonna start popping shots off into the water. tell your prostitute "swim" and book it, that's all you can do. he was holding a revolver at the hip - that's 6 dogshit shots.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yell Black folk and see if he starts to laugh

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't respond, I would listen to him. Which is what noone did.

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