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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>
      nonono not antisemantic at all!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SO IT'S SEMITIC?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dress like horse shit tonight! Wearing a house coat!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to the folks at home why you pretend Norm is funny just because he occasionally said some vaguely chuddish things.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAH?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think he's funny because he has a great delivery and that he can say almost anything and make it sound funny. i like him way before he did the podcast which in my opinion was a bit too on the nose with the "chuddish" things as you put it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you ChatGPT of a kindergartener doing show and tell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain to the folks at home what "cuddish" means

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      spoken like a consummate amateur

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LE CHUD! LE CHUD! LE CHUD! LE CHUD!
      Back to Twitter, "ma'am"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is "chuddish"?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do you know what chud means?
      >it’s basically a way to alienate normal people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain to folks at home why you think this is the case and why you care about things you know nothing about

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explaining comedy is ridiculous I could explain why movies or music are good but comedy is different. Norm makes his guests and listeners uncomfortable even people who do the same thing he pushes their boundaries. The way he brings up tragedies just to force the guest to say that yes that is a tragedy not to joke about, his delivery is insanely good like on that ep where he tells the story of the man sleeping with the leper all mysteriously with romance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime he says Adam eget is a holocaust denier and mentions wooden doors or the size of the smoke stacks is completely hilarious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Though is Norm a low-key revisionist, or is he clowning on revisionists?
        Yes, Stalin was worse. Egret (sic) is quire correct.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is either excellent bait or genuine butthurt lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Christian.

      ?si=JXnJYfJ45iLbqvwp

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a coward and backtracked on that old skeletons talk show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's just a funny guy, ya know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chuddish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I'm a deeply closeted gay man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice dude.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you're a homosexual?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf no I'm not gay.
          I told you, I'm deeply closeted.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norm is a weird standup comedian in that his stand up albums and media isn't really the best he can offer, but his offhand comments and dedication to the joke at all costs make him kino.

      It made more sense when I learned he was a Bob Hope fan who put as much prep into making his interviews funny

      He was an old fashioned comic in a modern world, and that was part of the joke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was just an old lump of coal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        missed him shitting on that black nfl player

        >He became the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy.
        >Congratulations, Charles, that is something that no one can ever take away from you,
        >Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case, all bets are off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andy Richter please go

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because not giving a shit probably. I mean in a very genuine kind of way. Also singling people out and being a dick to them. Chris Kattan being a good example. Wasting peoples time also.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know i hate to bring up the systemic extermination attempt of the israeliteery of Europe

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You never heard tell of that?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't recommend his book highly enough, word to the wise though there will be stuff in here you've already heard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are so moronic he had to actually change the name of the book to Not a Memoir. I'm glad I gave one of the original pressings that says A Memoir.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that ruins the part about him clubbing seals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't decide if I should read it or listen to it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen. Norm reads the whole thing himself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Audio book has extra content

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the book is excellent. As far as I am concerned, it is the best thing he did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a great writer, probably because he read a lot of books when he wasn't gambling

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          who writes these jokes

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just some guy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            honestly it was probably like 6 guys and norm over a couple days

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you going? Where is the surrogate going? I wanna hear what he has to say.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If laughing makes me a chud, then chud I'll be.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 minutes in, and none made me laugh....

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just makes you the actual chud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >9 minutes in, and none made me laugh....
        I don't want to alarm you but you might be missing a soul there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wash the cum out of your ears

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NPC

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain to the folks at home what makes you laugh.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just KNOW this Anon doesn't own a dog house.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    9-11

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU SET ME UP!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is he still alive but everyone else dead

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean when like a third of your guests were big in the 70s that happens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dirt nap

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        good God anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't say that on Hulu!
        >No but I'd say it here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great guy. He had dementia at the end.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          EYERON

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paul Newman told me you never get over it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know he was sick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of reminds me of that tragedy, you know I was walking through blood and bone on the streets of Manhattan… just trying to find my brother

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manhattan, that's weird, isn't the Queensboro Bridge in that area? Maybe... no no...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that gas station

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you homosexuals stop using fake insults that don't mean anything? It's like saying something whomps.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never whomped

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not my marijuana!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you answer his question?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'm old enough to remember back to a simpler, more innocent time when the worst thing you'd hear about the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what worries me is if hamas rape and murder their way through a score of israeli towns

    just imagine the blowback against innocent palestinians

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna hear my impression of Johnny Carson's 9/11 call?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE GOT A YAK ON MY CHEST

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do american adults wear baseball hats indoors?
    And why does their humour consist of dudes just being angry?
    That guy is the epitome of not funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post a better comedian from your country (also, Norm was Canadian)

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norm's been dead for a year and this dude is still rehashing different permutations of the same old clips with different titles multiple times every week. Is he going to do this for the rest of his life?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically watch each and every one of them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this dude
      who's the random girl in the "ad breaks" then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just a model he hired for pose for the merch. I doubt he would have the balls to show his face after what he did to norm's underage granddaughter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what did imnotnorm mean by this

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad you pointed this out i always thought she was cute when she'd pop up between my Normkino.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >after what he did to norm's underage granddaughter.
          What did he do?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            cut her out of the youtube channel's profits I think

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm, that kinda sucks to not give Norm's family a little piece if they've been in contact. How old is the granddaughter? Norm's son Dylan is like 30 something.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was a joke, you made me come up with something on the spot

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as that random guy from SE Asia has merch to sell, then for him it is an excellent grift.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was rehashing different permutations for like two years before he died.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need more of these types of channels. Archivers are a gift from God.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's Library of Letourneau

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricker doesn't even own the rights to these clips. I'm going to dmca them all tonight just you wait.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is hate what Norm would want you to spread?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't an archiver, he's a guy who's bad at editing videos
        Happy the Dog is the true Norm archiver

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK DOES IT MEAN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they had sex?
      >well let's not be coarse, but yes
      Can't believe I hadn't seen this one before

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK BUT WHAT DOES HE MEAN AT 2:35 WHEN HE SAID "YOUR LOVEMAKING IS NON-PERIO" WTF DOES THAT MEAN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK BUT WHAT DOES HE MEAN AT 2:35 WHEN HE SAID "YOUR LOVEMAKING IS NON-PERIO" WTF DOES THAT MEAN

      nonpareil in french I guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam Eget should really call him out for trying to use a "big word" and butchering the pronunciation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a Roald Dahl story that was originally posted in Playboy in 1965. It's a great story and Norm tells it very well.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn road doll wrote that? next you're gonna tell me the giant peach is a euphemism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked a leopard

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I found your son.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad that Norm never cared for laying down on top of ladies in the last 20 years of his life after the divorce.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i can get us a bottle

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically why is he obsessed with which comedians are in the closet?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate this lumbering frankenstein corpse motherfricker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU SERIOUS

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M NOT PART OF THIS THREAD! I'M NOT PART OF THIS THREAD!!!

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    least funny guy ive ever seen and his voice is nails on a chalkboard. he turned me into an anti-semite. him and hitler.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they really going to make Dirty Work 2 or was that just a bunch of cope from guys with dead careers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie bombed theres no way they would be able to get funding for a sequel

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I found your son

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=G6bn8RpybDKG4oEO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis Miller and Conan O'Brian were the best at setting up Norm so perfectly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for posting

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "jiro nightmares of ass rape" is fricking incredible. Completely lost it the first time I saw that clip

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now don't laugh at this next part

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way ahead of you Norm

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to use a Norm joke a couple of days ago.
    >pull up to an A&W/KFC drive thru
    >order a root beer float and some tendies
    >cute cashier chick at the window
    >"Your total is nine eleven."
    >act all offended
    >"9/11? Reminds me of that tragedy"
    >chick looks surprised that she's laughing
    >says on 9/11 this year she tried making a joke to a guy who made an order that came to $9.11 but he wasn't having any of it
    Thanks Normy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you at least got her number

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you remember the show about white people?

    >I think it was called the amazing race

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