>10,000 Jedi. >2 Sith. >"Let's go bring balance to The Force."

>10,000 Jedi
>2 Sith
>"Let's go bring balance to The Force."

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is just barely realizing how moronic starshit is
    kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bringing balance doesn't mean the Jedi and Sith have equal shit
      The Jedi are the good guys and the Sith are the bad guys
      Balance means the Jedi winning because they're not selfish when it comes to the force meanwhile the Sith are
      Everything is change and when it comes to survival it's about taking as much as possible before the inevitable end cuz nothing matters right so the Sith are more capable despite being wrong in the grand scheme of things which is why they lose despite seeming stronger in life because the jedi win in the end and live forever in the force and beat death.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I JUST LOVE STARWARS. I CAN BE A JUBI OR A SIFTLORD. I CAST MY SPACE SPELL.
        No one cares about shartwars lore

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing you replied to me then I guess

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So are you a dark lord or a wise green goblin?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are SO mad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ueCpfTA.jpeg

      >10,000 Jedi
      >2 Sith
      >"Let's go bring balance to The Force."

      Dumb frick

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were more Siths but they betray each other all the time and many were killed by Jedis. Thing is there were what? Like 100.000+ clones under Sith control, the number of Jedi stopped mattering

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bringing balance to the justice system means having an equal number of criminals and non-criminals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The force isn't law enforcement

      https://i.imgur.com/ueCpfTA.jpeg

      >10,000 Jedi
      >2 Sith
      >"Let's go bring balance to The Force."

      The jedi were loosing their connection to the force by the time of the prequels, so yes, they needed more jedi to feel it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This moron doesn't understand logical reasoning. The Jedi are the ones who bring balance. The sith abuse the force for their own power. This is the same way the police are supposed to maintain law and order.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The force isn't law enforcement
        No, but the Jedi essentially were. Go watch the original film again, fricktard, Alec Guinness explains it.
        >The jedi were loosing their connection to the force by the time of the prequels
        losing, not loosing, and, yeah, sure, because "reasons", they just WERE, okay! Suddenly it's all about Midichlorian count but then they also just randomly lose touch, George is a fricking hack.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      balance means no sith
      Jedi don't unbalance the force, they are one with it

      Balance means no sith. George himself said the sith/dark side is a cancer to the force ecosystem. T
      Besides, use your brain - an equal number of sith and jedi means endless warfare all eternity which is the exact opposite of what the prophecy implies (peace).

      >we're the good guy squad and there are way more of us so you must be eradicated for not doing what we say

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The bad guys are trying to save the ones they love and bring back fallen comrades
          >The good guys run an unelected shadow government incel cabal that grooms children based on blood test results to continue their backwards religion
          What did George mean by this? I'm not very media literate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not the first one to realize ANH was about Luke joining Space Al Qaeda and trusting Allah's guiding hand to blow up a military base full of non-combatants.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a military base full of non-combatants.
              >military base
              >non-combatants

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that the new mezco action figure?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    balance means no sith
    Jedi don't unbalance the force, they are one with it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Palpatine killed the shit out of most of them.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Balance means no sith. George himself said the sith/dark side is a cancer to the force ecosystem. T
    Besides, use your brain - an equal number of sith and jedi means endless warfare all eternity which is the exact opposite of what the prophecy implies (peace).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      balance means no sith
      Jedi don't unbalance the force, they are one with it

      From the Sith perspective, the Jedi are the ones unbalancing the force.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Untrue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That actually isn't the case, they see that about other sith. This is why the rule of two is a thing, more sith just dilutes the dark side.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no "Light side of the force.", it's just The Force. The Dark Side is like a cancer, unnatural corruption. It's very existences puts things out of balance.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, there's a line by Obi-Wan saying to Sheev "your peversion of the Force ends here." in Battlefront 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        >we're the good guy squad and there are way more of us so you must be eradicated for not doing what we say

        morons. The prequel jedi, besides qui gon had lost their way and that's why they got fricked along with the sith. Qui gon and Luke are the only true jedi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balance means no sith.
      Which, just for the record, is fricking stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does evil bring balance? This isn't Yin-Yang shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Balance means balance, idiot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jedi keep the force in balance, Sith corrupt it. It's not rocket science, moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not what Balance means. The Darkside is an imbalance to the Force.

            Idiots. Balance means left side weighs the same as right side.

            Left = Right (Balance)

            Left > Right (imbalance)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >George himself said
      stopped reading right there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is George on his way to the food court?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that’s where he spends his days. mostly just talking to himself until his wife picks him up. it’s sad to watch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >George himself said the sith/dark side is a cancer to the force ecosystem.
      WOW! George fricking SAID that! Because it wasn't in the fricking movie, so how the FRICK are we supposed to know?

      Instead, what I fricking saw was the balance plummet down to a Master and Apprentice on both sides in the OT

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should read the book that came out with revenge of the sith, this issue is addressed
    basically according to the official book the sith/jedi ratio to bring balance to the force must be 1/20000
    so basically is there are 3 siths and 60000 jedi the force is balanced, if there are 4 siths and 50000 jedi the force is not balanced

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rule of 2
    >except for Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Vader's numerous apprentices of varying levels of canon, Fentress and all of the other Nightsisters, Dark Jedi, and the Inquisitors

    Wtf did they mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO, THEY AREN'T SITH!!!!!! BECAUSE... BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'T!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Rule of 2 only applies to Sith, moron. Nightsisters, Dark Jedi and Inquisitors are dark side users, not Sith. Also, even Darth Bane broke the rule that he himself created, because he took Darth Cognus on as an apprentice while Darth Zannah was still around. So it's more of a suggestion than a rule. Thats why Palps didn't give a shit about it either. He knew he would have power, so why hide?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Darth Bane
        >Darth Cognus
        >Darth Zannah
        Is this real? it sounds like a bunch of made up names from a moronic kid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More a moronic manchild.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Rule of 2
      for Darth Maul, Count Dooku
      How exactly do they break the rule? When Maul was Palpatine's apprentice Dooku wasn't, once he was gone than Dooku became his apprentice. Vader training his own apprentice is part of the idea since his plan is to kill his master and Ventress as well falls into this idea.
      >nightsisters, dark jedi, inquisitors
      Not sith.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can understand excluding the nightsisters, but i can't see how you can exclude dark jedi and inquisitors

        dark jedi are dark side users and light saber users just like the sith and in fact many sith are dark jedi, for example count duku and anakin
        inquisitors likewise are lightsaber users and dark side users trained by sith, they're practically sith in anything but name

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Rule of 2 only applies to Sith, moron. Nightsisters, Dark Jedi and Inquisitors are dark side users, not Sith. Also, even Darth Bane broke the rule that he himself created, because he took Darth Cognus on as an apprentice while Darth Zannah was still around. So it's more of a suggestion than a rule. Thats why Palps didn't give a shit about it either. He knew he would have power, so why hide?

          How are the inquisitors not Sith? They're literally trained in the force by the Sith to kill Jedi.

          Also I'd make a comment about the literal millions of Sith on Exogal in RoS but I don't know anyone who seriously thinks about that movie as canon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They aren't Sith because they don't go through all the teachings. Considering many were fallen Jedi, they weren't trained in the Force, but steered towards the dark side. Also, I think the Sith in RoS is more like the Sith species from Legends, just normal people controlled by a Dark Lord of the SIth, hence the name.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just admit that the definition is garbage

              i could understand excluding the inquisitors if there was something like an official sith order and the inquisitors weren't part of it, but there isn't
              there's no difference between an inquisitor and a weak sith apprentice, both are dark side users, lightsaber users trained by the sith

              >but the dark jedi
              many sith including some of the most important sith like anakin, count duku, revan were all jedi
              dark jedi are practically a sub category of stih, just stih that started out as jedi instead of straight up being sith from day one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maul was a proper sith that would've eventually succeeded sheev if he hadn't been killed on naboo
      dooku was a stop gap sheev used after maul died until anakin was ready, remember that anakin was plan b (which happened to be better than plan a)
      ventress was at best a dark jedi, used the dark side but had no formal sith training and no title
      dark jedi are not sith, just edgy larpers most of the time
      starkiller (vader's apprentice) was an assassin, not a sith despite being formally trained
      inquisitors are dumb morons, not sith and barely even dark jedi
      nightsisters are a meme, they use
      """""""""""majicks""""""""""" but in pre tcw lore it was just the force used a different way
      all of these are kosher with rule of two, all sith apprentices exist when there isn't a second

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >darth vader is not a sith, just an edgy larper
        >darth tyranus is not a sith, just an edgy larper

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          vader and dooku received formal sith training and had formal sith titles, making them proper sith
          although technically all sith after a certain point are just larpers since all the old masters got wiped out an upstarts had to rely on sith holocrons for teachings

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the inquisitors trained by the sith themselves do not receive sith training

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes
              they were just fodder, vader and sheev didn't give them any sith training, just gave them their meme helisabers and told them to locate/ kill jedi for tendies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the inquisitors were such amazing gifted super specimen that they didn't need to be trained at all to use the dark side of the force or a light saber
                powerful

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they were shitter jedi that somehow didn't get killed during order 66 and joined the empire
                i didn't come up with them, blame disney for them being dumb

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the inquisitors were such amazing gifted super specimen that they didn't need to be trained at all to use the dark side of the force or a light saber
                powerful

                Tales of the Empire will give some insight into their training, if any.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's no "formal sith training"
            kenobi calls anakin a sith just after he turns to the dark side, so before any training given to him by palpatine

            a jedi that follows the dark side is a sith

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anakin had already been given his title and was formally sheev's apprentice, he was a new sith but a sith none the less

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hey you, inquisitor!!! your new name is darth shitter
                >1 second later he's a sith, despite having the same exact power, abilities and skillset

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you joke but that's what was going on in the old republic era, a bunch of dark jedi started larping that they were sith and handing out titles like they were candy
                then they kept getting btfo and eventually the rule of two became a thing to stop that from happening anymore

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but those guys are still considered sith, both when the events happened and in the current anakin saga era
                no one in universe says that they weren't true sith

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dark jedi =/= sith
                inquisitors were dark jedi, and barely even that considering they were primarily padawans when they were inducted into the empire
                sith can 'train' dark jedi in the sense of telling and showing them how to do things, but to actually be a sith you have to be the apprentice of a sith master, which none of the inquisitors were
                the closest inquisitor to being a sith was the grand inquisitor, but he still got btfo by two jedi with padawan level training
                remember that with the dark side you get more powerful faster than if you learn the force the normal way, if he was trained to use the dark side the grand inquisitor should have easily mopped the floor with the two of them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if he was trained to use the dark side the grand inquisitor should have easily mopped the floor with the two of them
                he lost because it was some cartoon for kids where the heroes always win easily not because he wasn't trained as a sith
                there's no proof that there is some special sith training the inquisitors weren't subjected to, it's speculation to cover up the fact that the definition is moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot whatever the frick "The Knights of Rin" were supposed to be, but everyone replying to you is technically correct. The Sith are just one faction of darkside force users, and there are generally only two except when a third is getting involved because someone is about to try and kill and replace one of the two.

      However given WHY the there is a Rule of 2 it's no less moronic. The Dark Side is like a venom, the less people are using it the more potent it is for those that are. Instead of entire edgelord armies and cults there are just two guys using a galaxy worth of tangible evil, which makes them incomprehensibly powerful. In theory anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rule of two only applies to darths, you'll need backup sith incase the apprentice gets killed, or the apprentice kills the master and now needs someone to fill the apprentice role

      ventress is a sith because she was trained that way, inquisitors arent because they werent trained that way
      nightsisters are just witches that do force magic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this always confused me as a kid, why would palptine allow dooku to train ventress when dooku can easily just turn around and fight him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the rule of 2 is another Sith lie
      there are dozens and they work in 2s and recruit a 3rd

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what Balance means. The Darkside is an imbalance to the Force.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong.

      This moron doesn't understand logical reasoning. The Jedi are the ones who bring balance. The sith abuse the force for their own power. This is the same way the police are supposed to maintain law and order.

      wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Just watch the Mortis arc in The Clone Wars. The Son (dark side) always has to be held back while the Daughter (light side) can do whatever the frick she wants. If the dark side is let loose it fricks everything up, so you keep it in check creating peace and balance. It's always there, but it's controlled.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u mad? balance means equal

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just checked wookieepedia
    >they now have pronouns in the info box
    HAHAHAHAHA

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dark side is the imbalance.
    >anon during the prequels the Jedi were overwhelming and they got destroyed
    The jedi had become decadent and insular. They were themselves becoming imbalanced which gave an opening for the sith to return.
    There's plenty to criticize starshit for but the "balance to the force" idea isn't one of them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The dark side is the imbalance.
      wrong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://screenrant.com/star-wars-balance-in-the-force-george-lucas-explained/
        >In Lucas' eyes, the dark side is the imbalance in the Force that the Jedi hoped the Chosen One prophecy would end. The Chosen One prophecy was never about keeping the dark side and the light side in perfectly equal measures. It was always about eliminating the dark side and, therefore, the Sith. The balance Anakin was prophesied to bring was an end to selfishness, fear, and hatred.
        The Jedi had gotten up their own ass and, in a subtle way, had fallen to the dark side already. This gave the sith an opening to return.
        Like I said, there's plenty to criticize Star Wars and George Lucas for but this specific issue I think is pretty clear.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >linking to screen rant
          oh you are so mad, bro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was the first link that came up when I typed "george lucas the dark side is the imbalance" into google.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have any answer other than "haha u mad i smort"? You haven't even given your opinion apart from "wrong".

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do siths go to hell?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single mention of balance in the Original trilogy btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was more to do with Anakins story and the whole Chosen One thing

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dark side is an imbalance in itself. it would have to be eliminated in order for the Force to be balanced. "balance" is a dumb term to use in this case.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that the dust has finally settled, how “intentional” was this line? if he was trying to prove a point about how the Jedi were ridiculous, why did he make Anakin/Palpatine so evil and why didn’t he show more nuance with the Jedi?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      george lucas only writes kiddie shit, he can't write serious and complex stories, the prequel trilogy is not very serious or complex but compared to the original and other lucasfilm movies it is, and that was already stretching it
      videogames and other secondary media not made by goerge are responsible for adding some needed depth to the star wars universe

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ackshually, the Jedi ARE balance. Balance means obeying the force. The Sith use the force for their own goals and throw it out of balance, and one of the signs is supposed to be force corruption but I guess Lucas threw that out.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legacy was pure Kino. I liked it better than other post-ROTJ EU media. Anakin making a brief appearance before his decendant and Obi-wan dueling Krayt were the highlights for me.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sith did return balance by exterminating all the jedi. At the end of Revenge there are 2 Sith lords and 2 Jedi remaining.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if the prophecy was just moronic and we're also moronic for arguing about it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything past the OT is absolutely moronic. despite some good vidya.

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