>$105,000/yr remote e-mail job
>Do maybe 2 hours of work per day
>Spend the rest of the “workday” jerking off and playing vidya
Surely this isn’t sustainable
>$105,000/yr remote e-mail job. >Do maybe 2 hours of work per day
>$105,000/yr remote e-mail job
>Do maybe 2 hours of work per day
>Spend the rest of the “workday” jerking off and playing vidya
Surely this isn’t sustainable
>2 hours
maybe during the busy time of year, more like 30-60 minutes
Americans live the cushiest lives imaginable and they still manage to complain about everything
Don't pretend like you know anything about living here.
This propensity for Americans to extoll the constant virtues of how fantastic their life is while also claiming their life is terrible has always been fascinating.
>inb4 rent free
You never shut the frick about yourselves; it's the furthest thing from "free" possible.
Some shitskin noticing white people talking about white culture, no shit. We’re talking about how pathetic your life must be in order to have nothing better to think about. When I doze off and daydream I’m thinking about fricking the lady who works across the hall from me, but you’re thinking about how Americans live kek, you’re obsessed with us.
>white culture is sitting at a computer all day
I don’t even know what shitskin culture is like but I imagine you guys sitting around like picrel and frick your direct relatives. How close am I?
Collecting welfare checks with their 5000lb abuela to make rice and beans
And yet white trailer trash are the largest number of welfare recipients. Why don’t whites get off of government assistance?
PER CAPITA
Yes and? Whites are still the largest number. It should be 0 by your “white culture” standards
First I thought you were a israelite because they regularly use stats to manipulate the narrative, but now I think you’re a Black person and you’re just too dumb to understand what per capita means.
>muh per capita
It should be 0, I hope that help Cletus.
>brownoids think White culture means every single White person is perfect
Thanks, that’s flattering
They’re obviously not perfect because they can’t even make a government that can’t function without bombing countries. Btw BRICS will kill the dollar in a decade and kids will start to have to learn mandarin crackeroid.
Don't be anti-semitic. We need those bombs to defend Israel.
Which country bombed you?
>BRICS
Ah yes, the alliance of street shitters, ziggers, literal Black folk, and HUEs.
China is the only serious country in BRICs
>ape out
Black person confirmed
>I hope that help Cletus
You couldn’t even get the grammar right in your insult you fricking subhuman.
Kek
That looks like a live feed from Appalachia where they frick their cousins all day
Wow so our lowest of society lives like the entirety of you. Sad. Although Appalachia is much better off than whatever shithole you’re from. Why not enlighten us and tell us a little about your country shitskin.
He swings, he misses
What the frick is wrong with pajeets? Do they have literally any redeeming qualities at all?
You're the one who brought Americans up you esl moron. How the frick is it us bringing ourselves up? You make no fricking sense. And what would have us do? Bring up you? We don't give a shit about you and never will. Stop being so obsessed with us.
They gave mice everything they ever wanted once, and they jerk offd and did drugs till they died and the colony collapsed within the year.
It's true. I would hate to be you living outside of America.
look at the replies to this post and tell me Black folk wont sit around and cry over not being white
its because people desire fulfillment. money is just a thing.
Usually it's foreigners complaining about the conditions here. That and tiktok zoomers
How the frick do I get one of these jobs
Have a college degree, work really hard for a few years to establish a good reputation, slowly move into a position where performance isn’t measurable (ie not a sales or dev role), take ownership of some group or process that pretty much runs itself already and viola, a six-figure annual welfare check
Alternatively, be really good at sales or coding and hit your targets in two hours of work per day
This
I used to sell office suite software that was just dummy-proof Microsoft office. I didn't get marked by daily sales or calls or anything like that, the day to day wasn't measured, it was just monthly reports. I'd work once a month for around 5 hours cold calling companies in every state capital until I sold around 6 suites, which was one above the monthly goal. I'd file the report at the end of the month and I'd get a commission check for $4k for the sales (each suite was around $10k). Shit was chill.
I fricked it up though. I had a month where I was greedy and very motivated and worked basically everyday for a month and got a crazy number of sales, it was over 100 sales. The huge number caused an immediate concern that I was faking the sales, which opened an investigation that revealed how fricked up the position and the commissions structure was. I got the huge ass check for almost $80k and got let go. They moved to advertisement instead of salespeople.
Now I sell fricking insurance and it fricking sucks.
>fricks over every other salesman in the future for a fat check
Based. What did you spend it on?
Honestly, a quarter on hookers and booze. I still have like 20k in my bank account, I bought a used car and invested some of it but I definitely should have looked into franchising the insurance company I work for, I could've been my boss and had 4 employees working to make me money everyday. My boss only signs shit and pops in an hour a day. It only takes 60k to open one of these places, fricking bullshit hindsight.
He spent 40k of it on taxes.
No, I was taxed like 15k the whole year, my brother's a CPA so he always gets me a pretty good run on my taxes
>trust me bro
>I never had an actual well paying job before
Don’t you need to wake up early for your daily forklift accident Bubba?
It's income anon. There's no magical wand a CPA can wave to reduce your income liability from a job. You aren't a contractor, nor do you own a business. You're a payrolled employee. It's cool to lie on the internet though, I understand.
Dah frick you gotta ruin it man by getting a wild hair up your ass to actually work one day. Setting off the shekel sensors in mr silversteingoldbergmans office
This shit only lasts for a year tops, MAYBE 2 if you're a senior. At some point, some freshie MBA up top gets hired and wants to prove himself by cutting down on inefficiencies. Usually happens during a down business cycle.
Said MBA is usually pretty moronic though and can't tell who's doing their jobs and who isn't, so they usually end up firing just as many hard working employees as they do lazy people like OP. Nonetheless, if you aren't taking advantage of the free time on a side hustle/starting a business/keeping up to date on latest tech and skills, then no it's not sustainable and you'll prob be fricked like this guy
In 2021 I could get my dog an AE job in tech sales, now im having trouble referring in a friend from a SV blue chip (think like IBM or Oracle).
I’m sure the next upswing isn’t too far away. Just hold on another year or two and you can probably jump back into tech if you want
Why did they fire you instead of promoting you to management? Surely after that fat fricking cheque it would've been more economical to keep you around to train other sales staff
Probably realized they didn't need all those sales people and the ads had the same effect for way cheaper
the average dev is a moron, unless you're working FAANG this is pretty easy because the expectations are so low
This is true. It's not hard to stand out. 99% of devs are dogshit. Even more if you work in a place that sponsors visas. Pajeets are legitimately mentally impaired.
How do I not be a shit coder?
Can I somehow learn to not be shit as a coder? Is it possible or is this a talent thing where you're fricked if you weren't born smart and talented?
This is what I do, I make six figures and basically do nothing.
>Have a college degree
In what area?
>Have a college degree
Hard pass, too much effort
Are you kidding?? Im 34 and just started back in college this year and the classes are literally some freshman high school tier shit. Its been dumbed down so hard in recent years, if you have more than 4 brain cells and show up you will pass.
Which is also why college degrees arent really worth shit anymore lol oh well
If you are american sure, the hardest thing is being able to pay off your debts
>go to in state school
>work while attending
>don't take out loans for anything but tuition
>graduate with debt less than a car loan
>pay it off in a year or two
It's not rocket appliances.
>Work full time while getting a degree
Can't do that with a real degree program
>pay it off in a year or two
moron. Pay the absolute minimum because that shit is going to be canceled in a few years.
>Can't do that with a real degree program
Worked 11pm to 7:30am in a factory, went to classes 8am till 1pm. I would try to stack my classes on MWF, so I could do course work on TTH. I started with a bunch of credits, from high school AP so I didn't need to take any of the bullshit gen ed things. I also did summer classes the first summer. Did 20+ credit hours per semester.
>moron. Pay the absolute minimum because that shit is going to be canceled in a few years.
Actually paid in cash while I attended for the first 2 years and the summer courses. I only had a loan for the last 2 semesters, I paid it off in 6 months after starting my job.
Noticed you didn't say what degree. Business?
Computer science
Honestly anon, it's just a lot of practice and research. You won't get good just doing your job, you need to build a lot of side stuff and frick up a lot to see the faults in what you're doing.
>Worked 11pm to 7:30am in a factory, went to classes 8am till 1pm. I would try to stack my classes on MWF, so I could do course work on TTH. I started with a bunch of credits, from high school AP so I didn't need to take any of the bullshit gen ed things. I also did summer classes the first summer. Did 20+ credit hours per semester.
Yeah bullshit unless you were working 1 day a week at the factory.
Worked 40 hours dude. You act like working a shift, then going to classes for 4 hours is some impossible feat. School is extremely easy if you don't procrastinate and just read the assigned materials.
Or just sell your soul to Israel and be a zogbot for a few years for GI benefits.
I'm not a moron and have a scholarship. I don't have any debt brown boy.
>I'm not a moron and have a scholarship
So >99% of the population is moronic? Mkay elitist, please keep that in mind while you get bludgeoned to death by the people you're so above 🙂
If you're so incompetent you can't land a scholarship you deserve to be poor brown boy. That is not a joke. You're a moron.
Again, you're saying that more than 99% of population deserves to be poor. If that's you're mindset, then bludgeoning is a perfectly acceptable reaction.
They do deserve it, and they’ll deserve the lead I put in their head if they try and do anything about it too.
Literally why are you here? Please go back to your reddit chapotraphouse and stay there
>Being against blatant elitism means you're a le Communist
Oh okay.
>Fires a couple rounds
>Gets obliterated by several dozen guns going off at once
Sasuga, "genius"-kun
Unlike you we have gun laws and know how to have fun with them Hispanic, come over here and find out.
>We'll have guns!!!
...and so would they? So now it's one "genius" with a pistol up against 99 "morons" with pistols
Do you have to write essays constantly about how republicans are evil and get called an oppressor by white women? I can’t possibly hide my power level for 4 years.
Have you even graduated high school?
Yes, then I went to college and dropped out after a year because I had to write essays about how republicans were evil and get called an oppressor by white women.
Sure you did
Why do you doubt that?
Invertebrates aren’t comfortable mingling outside of their friend group
So you’re not American, I see.
Because dropping out of a CS degree after 1 year because some girl called you a name is a reach
Not yet. Ut Im sure its coming. Most of my classes arent the type that bring up controversial subjects. But I have noticed the large quantity of septum pierced, hairdyed hambeasts wobbling around campus. That and Im in the South so much Black personing. I can actually tolerate nigs more than the revolting lumps of white women.
Did you get some zoomie girls yet anon?
I have a dev role but the other devs are so incompetent that I don't really have exert myself all that much to appear measurably good in the annual performance reviews
My manager did exactly this and we all hate her so much. She doesn’t understand the most basic elements of what our team does, no one knows what she actually DOES all day
She's me lol.
And I don't give a shit because I'll get another job that makes more soon and do the same thing to another team.
What I always wondered about situations like this is how those shitty managers that do nothing but hand out orders are so sticky but I feel scared that a frick up could cost me a review and that could lead to firing. I've heard so many stories where managers pushed their underlings to go above their heads to higher ups and nothing ever comes of it.
you guys in consulting too? lmao this industry is so gay
>(ie not a sales or dev role)
i work WITH the devs but don't have any expectations about my tracking of tickets
i show up to the standups and offer my input in the parking lot but i rarely have anything assigned and i never have to put story points
feels good
Be a woman
Transition and you instantly get coding jobs where you don’t actually do anything. Anything tech related is only troons.
It’s all pajeets man. Hire one indian manager and the entire department will be indian within 5 years. Even the chinks are getting pushed out of coding jobs
I wonder, do indians born stateside get those jobs too or is it only H1B visa jeets?
Mostly H1-B because they’ll work for much cheaper and they use kinship networks to get each other jobs. But they’ll always hire a jeet before anyone else, whether they’re born in the states or india. Completely illegal of course but the DOJ doesn’t care unless white people do it
This is so true it's crazy. They intentionally hire indians on visa bc they pay them so cheap and they stay in line. I was heavily involved in hiring for my department at one of the bigger tech companies and those frickers would fake interview people just to put up the guise of having a fair interview process. Another immigrant joined the team and when they told him to pick out an american citizen to be the faux applicant he was like wtf. After that they rotated him off the team. That's just my experience but I've heard very similar stories from other tech companies and swe teams.
You don't
For me
>fall for the learn to code meme in 2013
>get BS in CSE, finish in 3 years
>get internship last year
>internship turns into job off
>work really hard for 3 years, go from entry level to top senior level at company
>covid happens we all get sent home
>WFH becomes permanent
>have such a good reputation and get my work do so fast I can do whatever I want all day
>155k salary, annual bonus of like 10%, 5 weeks PTO, full benefits
I spend 90% of my day shitposting. Covid was a gift from god.
That was basically me before getting cucked back into the office. Gotta get me a new job already
All I do is sales and I make more than you and work whenever I want. What kind of moronic coder only makes 155k? That's fricking nothing nowadays.
Im sure you do lad. Cool story.
I'm a pretty good developer. I only make like 110-120k but I've basically worked at the same place for like 10 years and WFH for 8 years. Sometimes, I feel bad cause I could be making more but other times I'm like... I haven't worn anything more than casual clothes for 10 years, I own my home, have no debt, am married, and really don't need more money - why rock the boat?
Everyone on Cinemaphile is a 150k a year software engineer who doesn't do any work.
The funny thing is I didn't even read the replies and looky here
nailed it exactly.
It's more like 170k with my bonus.
For me, it was get a SaaS sales job through a friend from college then worked my ass off for 5 years, made a few lateral moves (you’ll ALWAYS make more with a move than a promotion), and now I have a territory where I just upsell a handful of big accounts and handle their renewals. I make about $160/yr with commission, which is actually low for the industry.
Between 30 mins and 3 hrs of work per day btw
>made a few lateral moves (you’ll ALWAYS make more with a move than a promotion)
>earns lower than industry average by his own admission
That isn’t me Jose. This may have escaped your dim crusty hispanic mind but 160 and 114 are different numbers
he larps
Mate these jobs are real and they’re unbelievably common. I’ve answered 8 emails today, jerked off twice, and read about 70 pages of Bonfire of the Vanities
>tfw you’ll lose your job to AI before truck drivers do
Two more weeks
That’s like, 112 emails bro, better get to work. AI can respond to that many emails in a minute.
Nah, management will always exist.
Now back to the car wash, Pedro. Vamanos!
Kek no it won’t, that’s the point moron. You aren’t management material anyways anon, maybe next year you’ll get that promotion if you step up to 9 emails a day. Take your preddit space posting back where you found it homosexual.
>the absolute seethe of the wagie
Delicious
You were literally just bragging about being a wagie you stupid homosexual can’t even keep your larp straight.
And you do what exactly that can’t be replaced by a robot? b***h online? I have a bot doing that right now, what value do you have?
>And you do what exactly that can’t be replaced by a robot?
I deliver propane and set propane tanks
Do you have a Laotian neighbor?
No I am not Hank Hill I actually drive a propane bobtail and when warranted operate the lift truck or trench the gas line.
I don’t consider WFH chads to be “wagies.” A wagie is someone like you who works at a grocery store or gas station or some other menial moron job for minimum wage
they're wagies alright
You’re literally a wagie kek
Implying you have friends to back you up, but you don’t. My militia will paint your brains along the wall.
house wagies
underrated
If you can still get fired, and have to do someone’s work for them or you’ll be fired, you’re a wagie, wagie. Even neets live better than you.
In order for AI to replace coders, customers will need to actually be able to describe what they want.
Aka squarespace? That site that’s been replacing your ilk for awhile now?
You got me there, I’m reeeally scared of antifa trannies with guns kek. I’ll pull a Kyle rittenhouse on your homosexual ass and blow your brains out, and there won’t even be a court case, because nobody cares when some useless Hispanic gets killed here.
>before truck drivers
I love how many idiots think that the trucking industry is just driving on long stretches of road. Like you homosexuals have no idea the sheer number of jobs someone with a CDL can get, nevermind the fact that most GPS's can't even find a loading dock so good luck getting them in Bay 2 of bumfrick nowheres CNC works in whatsaboutit Nebraska.
Truckers in Canada have already been replaced by Pajeets, and accidents have gone up 60 percent.
I had one of these jobs but then I got promoted to a position where there's only 3 of us and we have to single handedly drag this company into the 221st century. I get paid way too little but nowhere is hiring right now.
become "scrum certified" and be a producer for a tech startup/dev company
your job will entail setting up google meets and writing down notes from meetings. thats it
As a product manager, I love telling my little code cucks to go make a feature for me. I will grill them during standups when I know they've made shit progress to make them embarrassed in front of the team. I then watch them go seethe about "wtf do PMs even do", meanwhile I make more money than them. Feels good, man.
Product manager was the ultimate meme e-mail job during covid, but I thought it was all hot girls not Cinemaphile types
cringe
lmao spotted the useless producer. you guys get replaced with the frequency of Persian soldiers. The bitterness in your response tells me you feel guilty about possessing no skills. its never too late to learn an actual skill besides blowing people! also for the record, you people are NEVER authoritative. your job is to literally pussyfoot and beg people to get things done lol
Go code me a button. And oh yeah how many storypoints is that gonna be little guy?
only if you ask nicely, which you have to do or else you get fired 🙂
I’ll say whatever the frick I want to your face homosexual, you won’t/can’t do shit
>tfw I play the ‘I have autism’ trap card on you and you have to attend sensitivity training for 2 years with a bunch of cucks.
Bad larp, moron. PMs who don’t know how to beg like a dog get taken out back real quick, and I think you know it
Are you admitting to sucking dicks for money wagie?
PMs are a 50-70k a year position, and most tech companies fired all of them in the last 2 years. Even my place fired 400 busy work email and spreadsheet cucks like you. Nice larp.
Is it hard being moronic? https://www.levels.fyi/companies/google/salaries/product-manager
>at google
We both know your larping ass never worked at Google
So google only pays 136k and it pays its devs way more than that. The average PM is getting less than half that.
What the frick numbers are you reading on that page, lmao. It's WAY more than 136k.
Are you literally moronic? Base salary is regularly the smallest component of a big tech salary. That's why it's always called "total comp", not base salary when someone is talking about tech salary.
Stocks and bonuses are often larger than the base itself. I can't believe I share a board with mouthbreathers like you. You even tried to crop out the other parts of the comp, lmao.
You don't work somewhere giving you stocks and bonuses.
So by deflecting here you admit you are moronic and couldn't even read the website properly, jesus, embarrassing.
Post your google badge with a timestamp.
Give up bro, here are countless other companies you can misread too: https://www.levels.fyi/?compare=Microsoft,Amazon,Shopify&track=Product%20Manager
Post your amazon badge with a timestamp
For an internship? You need to usually be enrolled in a college program to apply for one. It would be difficult to get a job without a degree or significant demonstratable project work without experience.
>remote
>Is seen in the office everyday
He was happier working his new job. He was thinking 20 years ahead, automation has wiped out most boomer and nothing work jobs.
a lot of these boomer banking jobs either got automated or completely replaced by helpdesk pajeets
> automation has wiped out most boomer and nothing work jobs
But it hasn’t, that’s the point of this thread anon. There are a huge number of white-collar jobs in America where people collect six figures and great healthcare to basically sit at home and do nothing for 7 hours a day
If anything, Peter was a moron for not getting in on the grift
This is literally me. I have plenty of time for my own projects, reading and gym programs. But you can't live this life you are actually incompetent. It relies upon you being able to to do you job in your sleep. This way you can wow boomers by spot fixing shit for them, jumping in an completing projects some mouth breathing woman fricked up etc. etc. I have gone weeks where I do essentially nothing because I have completed everything I need to do for literally months. The goal is not just to find a remote work job, but also to find one that is staffed by rich trusting morons and consists of long term projects rather than daily xp grind shit like sales.
I had a friend who had to work this kind of job at a dialysis company. He got payed great but he said they worked him to the bone and he basically has to work ungodly amounts of overtime.
>I had a friend who worked this kind of job
>Actually nevermind, it was the exact opposite of what you’re describing
?
A programming or something office job not literally homosexual
That's not the same kind of job. An office job doesn't automatically mean a do nothing email job. The thing we're describing is show up at 9, leave at 5, type a few emails, bullshit with the boomer boss at the water cooler, make small talk with the secretary and HR lady, get ahead through firm handshakes and superficial smiles.
I have a similar type job except I only make around $40k ish. It's basically tech support. My coworkers like me at least
>Surely this isn’t sustainable
It isn't.
Americans will be fine, the rest of the world will pay for our comfy lives. Slavery never went away, it just got exported.
>I don't want to play De_Dust2 anymore
>What? You're gooing to play De_Dust?
>No....I think I'm going to play a custom map
This is my job, except it's not remote. And I make half of that.
>government engineering job in the US
>work remote most of the time, but I'm still located out in the middle of the desert when I do have to do fieldwork
>jerk off, play video games, do whatever I want 90% of the week because my boss lives even farther away than I do
>submit reports occasionally, sometimes even finish them early and just sit on them before submitting so I don't look too productive
>80k a year plus I got an 11k retention bonus for my 'excellent work' because somehow other offices are even LESS productive than me
everyone said college was a meme and that I should have gotten into a
>have like 0 expenses so almost all my money just goes straight into index funds
my dad kicked me out of the house in my 20s because I wanted to go to college instead of learning a skilled trade but I find it incredibly hard to believe there's any career path I could have taken that would be more comfy than this. maybe if I was a mattress or ice cream tester or something.
>maybe if I was a mattress or ice cream tester or something
Dont give up on your dream anon you can still be a mattress one day..
>free cake every other day
Indeed.
I quit a job a few months back becuase it had transformed into a work-from-home, do-basically-nothing position. Great pay, but as someone who is productive and skilled, sitting on the bench all the time started fricking with my mental state. Golden handcuffs, if you like.
I really wonder how it's gonna shake out this time.
STOLEN FROM Cinemaphile
NOT A TWITTER ORIGINAL MEME
>diversitay
Why would I take advice from a moron?
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
>U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>Companies like Zillow now offering 1% down payments
>Money supply on par with 1929 levels
Everyone knew it was a bubble, the problem is no one knows when it'll pop. It took until 2022 and a war on the other side of the planet to bring the markets down and now they're all back up again like nothing happened.
Anon, office jobs are fricking miserable and no matter how much youre getting paid you can be sure they are paying you a fraction on what you earn them. Building your own bussiness is the only correct answer
I work in a call center for a government agency and I hate it, the pay makes it a struggle to survive lol. Thinking about doing a Fulbright Scholarship and going overseas somewhere.
its more of a reflection of how much fluff bullshit goes in to office jobs. but there are busy periods too in most of them. imo it's fair. making people go in to the office is humiliation tier. the only people who enjoy going in are boomers and sociopaths.. and even then a lot of boomers I've met in office work are really enjoying being remote.
No one sane wants full 5 days a week at the office again. The only ones that do are
a. middle managers that used to spend half their time hovering over desks talking because they didn't actually have any work to do
b. execs
And the only reason execs want you back is because they know people working remote have an easier time job hunting.
>Told we need to be in the office four days a week
>CFO just decided he’s working from another state for four months
I work at a fortune 100. They told us we were going hybrid a year ago, and so many devs quit the company canceled the plans about 3 weeks later. I'd quit if they actually went through with it, however my old office is now a call center and there isn't even floorspace to bring me back.
Tech companies live off of valuation. It's all speculation by greedy israelites
You don't even need a product to succeed
>26 yo, no gf, no job, just go home. Where did it all go wrong bros. I remember being a kid and thinking by now I'd just have it all figured out.
exact same, even the age. I have the option to go back to school and these dudes have me thinking CS is the way to go. Especially since I'm mostly not moronic.
you're probably a terminally online autist so that's your best chance. I should've done CS. Instead I am on the last year of a medical degree and I would doubt myself telling smeone to take an aspirin. I'll be a medical doctor uber in about two years.
If you weren't moronic you'd be able to make money off of dumbass boomers. It's not hard for people who are actually smart.
Im getting paid to go to school so Im literally just going otherwise I would sit at home and drink and coom myself to death. Its funny how well Im doing compared to other students and I give absolutely zero fricks if I get a job after Im done with school. Maybe thats the secret.
Better pray Musk doesn't buy your outfit. Or that people start to emulate Musk and his managing of tech businesses. I think that's a real possibility
My company tried to re-open our Seattle office and everyone outright refused to come in. Called management’s bluff and mgmt folded after about 3 weeks
>ITT: terminally online trannies who live with their mom and STILL think they're smarter than most people
Same. I'm just waiting for reality to catch up.
23 with a biomedical science degree in the UK, never worked a job before but I can't even get any graduate roles, what can I apply for to get a career?
I hear Wuhans working on a new virus
>YOU’RE A WAGIE TOO, JUST LIKE ME!
>NO IM NOT A WAGIE IM BETTER THAN A WAGIE LOOK AT MY MODICUM OF AUTONOMY
>cant even reply directly to people because he’s a homosexual
Man I’ll bet those 8 emails you send a day are WEAK as frick lol
>Um, hey Saundra? Yeah you ate my lunch out of the break room fridge again….and I’m glad you liked it! But this is the fifth time and I’m really hungry here, could you please stop? Unless you’re really hungry too or forgot to bring your lunch, in which case I understand, thanks in advance
>>> Sincerely 189372715
I guarantee that’s how all your emails read a use even on this anonymous basket weaving forum I can tell you’re a pushover homosexual.
>Break room
He’s so upset that he forgot the entire premise of the discussion is working from home lmao
What will your reply be when they bring you back in? The funny thing is they will bring you back in, not because it saves the company money, but because your boss wants you miserable. And you won’t do shit because you’re a wagie. You do what you’re told. Smart move not denying being a homosexual either, that would’ve just been embarrassing so you took it like a man, just like you’re programmed to, homosexual. That TPS report better be in my email by 6 Jimbo, I know you’re off at 5 or whatever but you work from home and we need it, so you’ll do it, mk? The point of discussion was you being a wagie, which you 100% are.
They already tried to bring my team back in and we just refused lmao. When you each bring in $450k in quarterly revenue you can do whatever you want
>blah blah blah projection
I’m sorry you feel weak and powerless at the car wash Jose. Maybe work a little bit harder and get that manager promotion?
Woaahhhh way to go sister, did everyone clap at the end of that story too?
$1.8m is a pretty common annual quota for a SaaS sales job, Jose
At a $60k base and 3% commission I’m actually pretty underpaid relative to the industry
$114k total comp on a $1.8m quota? homie you are extremely underpaid, what are you doing?
He’s lying kek
Tell that to homeless people
It’s a zero pressure territory, all upselling and renewals. I’m sure I could find something better but I’m lazy and I love wfh
Jose is so poor he literally doesn’t believe that good jobs exist lol
No, it’s just you obviously lied and multiple people took notice. Post paystub or kys wagie. You won’t, because you lied, so save us some time and do a flip while you’re at it wagie.
Why would I lie about being underpaid?
Because you still think it’s a lot of money, which is how I know it’s a larp. You are more a wagie than the shitskin ITT you are so pathetic.
I never said it was a lot of money though. You’re projecting again, Jose, because it’s a lot of money to you. Compared to $8.50/hr at the car wash, I’m sure it seems like a small fortune.
Dude do you even have a car? Why do you still think people work at car washes kek, they’re all self operation where I live but your obsession with them is interesting. Post what kind of car you have and I’ll guess exactly how much money you make. Post proof this time though homosexual. Because I’m already getting metro bus vibes from you. Starting to get b***h vibes too. Post breasts while you’re at it.
NTA but I drive a 2023 impreza hatchback
>I make more money than them
LARP. PMs make less than the devs in every tech company.
>PMs make less than the devs in every tech company.
I work at FAANG, I make more money than the devs of my level or below (obviously).
Those lesbian ads must have really resonated with audiences
I don't see ads.
Coding isn't surprising, we're shut-in losers. I myself am a data science chad for a boomer F500 so I don't have to deal with scrums or whatever bullshit they do in tech companies.
>so I don't have to deal with scrums or whatever bullshit they do in tech companies.
Yeah but we have to deal with more Jeets who learned how to pull data from salesforce with fivetran from some udemy videos and is willing to work for 10k a year
Man, I've been having to baby a new hire who's exactly that.
lmao. do you find you are having to work with tons of new people who cant even be assed to google issues they run into?
I wanna be wfh so fricking bad. I can't do full-time job anymore, traffic gets worse and worse every single day, I have zero free time ever, I hate everything
So get a wfh job?
I’ll kill myself before I go back in office. I do a lot of meets with HR and IT directors, VPs, etc. I work strategic partnerships. The role used to be driving and flying all over the place to meet in board rooms. Now I do it on my balcony surrounded by my tomato plants. It’s fricking bliss.
>be lawyer
>go to court for an hour
>go back to my office, talk with our 20 year old paralegals
>go out for 3 hour lunch
>do an hour of work
>bill 12 hours at $350
Im riding the wave bros
Lawyers are joggers, you all deserve to hang. There's nothing more vile than a lawyer on this world.
damn boi you spittin truth
I’ve heard that the bad is purposefully harder than it needs to be because there’s already a massive influx of lawyers and they do it to prevent your wages going down even further. The average lawyer doesn’t make shit bro, you must be one of the extra israelitey ones.
There’s a lot of fourth-rate law schools that churn out public defenders and like immigration lawyers who don’t make shit and drag the averages down
That’s a lot of words to not post your paystub muchacho, I’m guessing you make less than 50k a year
I’m not the guy you originally replied to. My ex was a lawyer, she told me about the averages thing and she also made waaaaaay more than I did
Well she’s wrong bro, go read about why they make the bar notoriously hard, it’s not just immigration lawyers, the majority of them take home shit.
>$205,000/yr + bonus remote job developing (but basically just boring intranet tools)
>no on-call over the weekend
>during the week probably only working 4 real hours a day, actually started going to the gym for 1.5 hours in the middle of the day
>unlimited vacation
>gf works from home
Yeah this can't last forever. But damn it's cozy.
>actually started going to the gym for 1.5 hours in the middle of the day
Isn't spending that much time exercising a waste? I thought an hour was the max a day.
Not if you're into gay shit like cardio. You can spend all day doing that shit.
I’m including the drive to and from.
>Just answered my 3 emails for the day, time to game and shitpost for the next 7 hours.
>Why yes I’d like to buy this new BMW
I work in a control room in a plant. I probably spend about 2hrs out of my 12hr shift actually working while they pay us almost 40$hr
What kind of plant? Are you
Homer Simpson?
Based, I worked at the university's steam plant when I was working on my undergrad and the operators always had old westerns or sports on
Based, this is basically what I
do too
These threads are always so depressing.
I'm not good at anything. I studied graphic design but I'm not even good at it. I will never be successful
you will make it, focus on yourself
i'm sure many of these guys are telling the truth. i'm sure many are exaggerating. you got ONE guy to beat and thats the guy you were yesterday
> you got ONE guy to beat and thats the guy you were yesterday
And all the other guys competing for the exact same job, which is sitting around photoshopping shit all day. I’m sure there’s no competition there!
everyone who works at it hits something pretty big in their 30s, just be patient and look for opportunities you will be a rich guy. trust
>work state gov job
>field and office work
>get to drive around the region looking at dirt pits and type up a report
>can easily do all my assignments in 3 months stretched over a 12 month period
>tons of sick leave and time off
>get every fed and state holiday off
>never have to do any overtime unless I want to
>just volunteer for tasks and everyone thinks I’m reliable
>most people quit after 6months so already got a 3yr position in half a year
>coworkers are all chill and there’s little micromanaging
>office parties at least one a month
>retire at 50
if you’re unsure what to do, go into gov. You don’t make a lot (50k) but it’s so comfy and your resume gets so padded with free trainings/certs you can find another job in the private sector whenever you want
What job? I have a bio degree and want to kms
state environmental agency
but also fed jobs at usa.gov if you’re desperate, I heard epa is understaffed
~~*they're*~~ calling it Quiet Quitting
It’s sustainable because you aren’t even making .1% of the revenue
I work at a frickin call center. Bless up to all you rich chad anons though. I still feel kinship with you because we're both here.
Damn, everybody seems to have the perfect job. Did you guys get it by having a good contact or just the usual hard work?
My dad got it for me
got lucky with an internship, hired directly after
also had some good references from professors, make sure you actually build a relationship with them. They actually talk to your references
Friend referred me for the job after years of rejection on all my applications.
Went out drinking with my college roommate and some of his friends. A few hours in I was talking to one of the friend who I knew a little bit, mentioned that I wasn’t happy with my current job, he said they were hiring SDRs (entry level sales role) and offered to pass my resume along.
Aced the interview, got the job and took it extremely seriously, spent the next few years climbing the ladder to the comfy job I have now.
>Aced the interview
Has a soft palate and knows how to deepthroat
It was a phone interview with a woman in her 50s
I heard it was a very intimate in person interview with a 70 year old israeli man
It was your dad, I fricked him good and hard
Hard work. Worked my butt off in phone sales for 3 years dealing with all kinds of degenerate filth (both sales reps and clientele), got a promotion into a community engagement role that I did for a year, and then killed it and got recommended my by boss for another corporate role in the department I work now.
I do actually do a reasonable amount of work, probably 4 hours a day. But my work is answering maybe 6 client emails a day, 30 minutes to an hour on video meets with directors and execs at companies I’m trying to work with, and then a few hours of cold email outreach from LinkedIn crawls to get my foot in the door of HR and IT departments. Best job I’ve ever had.
110k salary, 4 weeks PTO (not that I use it, but it’s nice to get paid out each year), insane health coverage. They pay for anything I could want under lifestyle spending. They paid for my AC, my home office, my cialis I use to frick my girlfriend better, my herman millie chair, it’s basically limitless.
Stressful job in a way though. I’m perpetually afraid of layoffs and worry about finding another fully WFH job that’s this good.
Dropped out of College for CS and ended up in a logistics positions making 85k/yr. Don't consider myself well-off but I don't have to worry about money or debt
Hard work in college and the first years at my job. Now I'm coasting on my reputation. I'm also good at job interviews and talking bullshit convincingly despite being a massive sperg
What comfy government office job can I get with a B.Sc in Applied Math? I graduate next spring.
Janitor
You need a M.Sc to get a good job with that.
you don’t need to stick to your degree, they will look at what your degree says you’re capable of doing not what you know. What state are you looking at?
The CS market has fricking cratered this year. We now have people with masters degrees competing for 90k/yr jobs
Scary. Lifestyle creep is real, and fricks you hard after a bubble
I make like 40 grand a year in bumfrickville, Texas and I've saved enough to own a house, land, a car, with only a bit of debt left on my mortgage
I don't know what people do with all that money, if I made 120k a year I think I would just start buying whole neighborhoods and be a landBlack person, I genuinely don't know what else you do with all that cash
Save it for retirement
That’s what happens when you avoid the city and rent doesn’t take up 1/3 of your paycheck
Where I live the median home price is $850,000 so my low six figure salary is very middle class
Someone making 120k pays almost your salary just in taxes.
I paid 24k in income tax this year and want to die. Wtf do I even get out of the external government? Literally nothing but lower spending power.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time, as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads to my house, which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshall’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log on to the internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on Cinemaphile about how the government doesn't help me and can't do anything right.
Our infrastructure is fricking garbage. Biden threw out 2 trillion dollars for the Build Back Better thing, and nothing has improved. Cities are going to complete shit, everything is expensive.
How quickly do you think infrastructure is built?
I don’t see many building projects happening
There's constant construction on the highway I drive on to get home and it's pissing me off so bad. Traffic gets hella backed up
Lol silly, you know all the money for our roads was sent to Ukraine
For what we sent to Ukraine in the past year, we could have built a NYC-tier transit system in every major US city.
silly anon, that would actually make life better for citizens, we can't have that
I killed the person who originally wrote that copypasta with a baseball bat regulated by the MLB
>Federal Reserve Bank
lol someone on the shitlib discord needs to update this copypasta
Same, bumfrick Tennesseegay here. Im making about 50k a year and all my shit is paid off minus a little bit on the mortgage left. Going to buy some acres soon. I also am very comfortable living frugally so anything more than what I make currently would be nice but basically Im perfectly happy with what I have
save for the near-apocalypse. I make 70k and i have like 200k saved up just by buying nothing but video games and pot. My end goal is to make sure I have enough money to pay some big jamaican woman to take care of me when im old
where in Texas though (generally)
Outside Abilene, Tyler? I’m looking to relocate the frick out of Houston but I hear some small places like midland are overpriced from oil excs
Outside Abilene, yeah, pretty cheap and you get all the neat military runoff like 3 fricking fiber companies in a 100k pop town, couple hours to Dallas
nice I’ll add it to the shortlist, Houston is shit
I’m not even a libtard but Austin is the only worthwhile city in Texas
overpriced to hell, more expensive than Houston. No way I’d downgrade for some greener scenery
Austin was ruined two decades ago. Better off somewhere in the hill country an hour outside Austin.
Idk man basically every neighborhood west of MoPac is still really nice
Every redditor on anti work has a job like this and they complain the most out of everyone. Sitting on your ass all day must really break you.
You must be a wagie that works at CVS or Safeway
No I work a physically demanding job actually I don't have it in me to do office type work.
Enjoy dying early I guess
Alright, enjoy your long life.
the real redpill is that OP has responsibilities he still has to fulfill that also require some amount of qualification, but that isnt as fun as saying "hurr i get paid to do nothing!"
if you put some deep south ghetto Black person in his position the guy would be fired within a week
Is this the blog post thread?
Yes
by job was mega comfy until they fired my direct report crush oneitis in a workforce reduction
I will never forgive the frickers.
>tfw my BDR was a fresh-out-of-college 9/10 who got cut in June because she was borderline moronic
She brightened my day dammit
Every single white-collar person on this board is either in sales or coding lol
I’m a strategic partnerships manager, but I got there from sales lmao
im an animator
You’re GAY?!
You are ads
>105k gross on a normal year with limited OT
>full benefits/pension
>do about 2hrs work on a normal 12hr shift
>job is already max automated, human supervision mandated by law
>somehow irreplaceable because of dumb HR fricks (can't fill an opening that's been around for over two years despite it being the highest paid position outside of department head)
I can honestly absolutely see why they want to fill this profession with pajeets but by the time they lower the standards enough for them to get their tickets, I'll have cashed out.
How long till you cash out on 100k in this economy? I’m assuming no kids?
Not any time soon, that's for sure, but in about five years my mortgage will be up again and I'll probably just pay off what's left with my savings, take the penalty and then have an extra 1000 in my pocket every month to start stacking again. I figure it'll take them at least ten years to pajeet this job down to poverty wages, assuming the supply of pajeets doesn't get shut off
product manager != project manager
both have no real skills
product managers have stupid ideas they impose on you
project managers are basically your secretary and can be useful when they're competent (but it takes them 1 year to get there and they change every 6 months)
Can confirm. Used to be a Project Manager. I always struggled at the start but by the end I learned enough to contribute. You learn pretty quick that you are only going to be as good as the best dev who actually likes you.
Can also confirm that 90% of Project Managers are actually fricking moronic and don't work hard enough to learn anything about the business or technology to be useful in any capacity. The ones that do, are actually worth something.
In my last gig, I was effectively the business stakeholder who had a PM assigned to my initiative, and this woman was so useless that it was actually a large component of why I left the company.
Since COVID I've been working 95% from home. Used to hate it - now I love it.
Worked a couple different roles at a bank during Covid. One of them was legit so easy I could get away with doing less than an hour of work a day and get by just fine. Had some other roles at the bank before I left where I was working from home but the hours were grueling.
Now i'm in SaaS on track to make 120K this year, go into the office once every three weeks, and don't really need to work too hard. Best ratio of time vs compensation I've ever had. It's almost too good to be true.
Most of the people ITT are lying
Also, not Cinemaphile
Happy now?
>No one has EVER had a white collar job
That’s not what I said you illiterate moron. This is how I know most of you are lying
this thread truly shows the efficiency of capitalism and private companies
Remarkable that central planning is so bad it somehow manages to be orders of magnitude worse than this.
This lol. Spaniards and Italians literally have naps still baked into their society.
How do I get this job?
32 year old NEET who has held various jobs, one where I was a security guard for five years straight. Have a high school diploma, no criminal history, I can pass a drug test any second of any day.
Threads like this make me want to put a gun in my mouth
>want to go to community College for applicable skills
>boomer parents: go to the university you got a scholarship at or be homeless-2010
>go to Roosevelt University, they immediately cut part of my scholarship because I don't want to live on campus
>study history going for a minor in secondary education
>take more classes than I need every semester while working full time and doing summer work in California producing festivals
>scholarship is not enough to cover tuition raises every year
>start having to make payment plans so my gull time job money is pre-spent, also have to liquidate all my savings
>Oh anon you need to do a 5th year and aren't allowed to work
>wtf
>try getting my scholarship extended, nope
>try finding a way to fix it, nope
>graduate by the skin of my teeth without my teaching cert because I can't make the money appear and my family is bankrupt-2014
> don't get call backs ever
>all my female friends start getting 70+k jobs not in their fields
>they try to get me them since I had better school records and more work experience than them when they started
>denied across the board
>try getting a factory job at a coffee roaster because loans don't pay themselves
>get sabotaged my management every time I try to move up
>have to train boss after boss after boss
>they still refuse to promote me
>accept a janitor union job after begging for it
>my old boss manages to destroy an entire season run of irreplaceable product before I even leave the building
>at janitor job knock out the 2 year program in 1 year while not even "hired" full time
>have position eliminated
>have to fill in everyday while also working in a shipping and receiving warehouse
>finally get hired full time as a union janitor
>making 50-60k a year because of bonuses and tips
I've got a wife and kid and I am grateful for that but Holy frick this is not what I expected my life trajectory to be like.
I’m 22 and I really gotta figure out how to achieve this.
Learn to code.
But isn’t the coding industry very over saturated right now?
it is. you unironically missed your chance like 10 years ago. entry level jobs get literal thousands of applicants
Apply to places that don't sponsor work visas. Get an internship. You'll get a job.
Do you need a certification and/or a degree to get in or just know how? Is it skill based as in the more skilled the better the pay?