>Last name is Petrikov
>Brown skin
He’s mixed race. Half white Russian, half some other ethnicity that’s darker skinned.
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>>141599488. >Last name is Petrikov. >Brown skin
>Last name is Petrikov
>Brown skin
He’s mixed race. Half white Russian, half some other ethnicity that’s darker skinned.
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Greek probably
That sounds logical to me
I was thinking middle-eastern
>anon learns what a churka is
You know Russia is a multiethnic country, right? I’ve met dudes who look Chinese but are named Ivan.
I’ve been looking at some of the other Russian ethnicities, and most of them look Asian with olive skin at most
He's just a tanned white guy.
>inb4 something something how could he tan is russia something something
You think the writers thought deeply about that shit? They couldn't even decide what ethnicity of brown Marceline's mom was until recently
Is it really so unlikely that he’s mixed race and just inherited a white name from his father’s side?
>is it unlikely the writers were thinking about mixed ancestry back when he was first designed in 2011, a time where most characters were still white by default
Yes
>and just inherited a white name from his father’s side?
The problem is that you’re assuming Russian = white, which is as ignorant as assuming all Americans are white.
>The problem is that you’re assuming Russian = white, which is as ignorant as assuming all Americans are white.
Fricking English and its inability to differentiate pyccкий and poccиянин
Show me a Russian ethnicity that has dark enough skin to compare with Simon. Every time people bring up a Russian ethnicity, I look up examples of those people and they’re all light-skinned
Simon isn’t even that dark-skinned, he looks tanned at most.
What if one of his ancestors was literally black?
Not an example of someone with Russian genetics, but if so, then he’s mixed-race
>a Russian ethnicity that has dark enough skin to compare with Simon
You do realize white people can tan? Especially ones that spend a lot of time outside, like Simon was while exploring? Here's a tanned slavic person
How far can Slavic people expand their anus?
Why is his entire naked body tanned?
Because Fionna and Cake is made by culture warriors and also because AT isn't a show with the level of fidelity that would take into account skin color variations, Marshall's hands are also the same tone as the rest of his body
And here's a direct comparison with a pure white reference
He’s whichever ethnicity that gives males a fat ass
>He’s whichever ethnicity that gives males a fat ass
African?
No
This is factually true. Only Africans and African descended people have fat asses.
Downright peculiar
I love imagining how pent up this middle-aged PHD is. Imagine what just getting groped would do to him. Or kissing his neck. Or just having your hand brush against the outside of his pants.
I'm glad that since AT has turned to shit, so has its fanbases artistic qualities.
He was extremely thirsty as the Ice King. I’m sure he’s a hair trigger in Fionna and Cake
hhoott
he's tatar
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Tartar is too white
To be fair, Marceline is not fricking black based on hair type alone.
You realize russia has a shitload of brown subhuman koranimals in it yes? They have lived there for 2000+ years.
>Brown skin mither
>Russian father
Was it THIS difficult to conceptualize ?
Ask me how I can answer without bumpinp the thread
it's just old people skin
Looks Kazakh to me
Why are we speculating about his race when we should be speculating about how far he can stretch his butthole?
this
why the FRICK are we not talking about the shit we saw as ice king and how/what that translates to now that he's lucid.
I forget, did he retain his memories as ice king? or was it like taking a back seat while someone else piloted your body? or is it all a haze?
Did he keep the eating disorder so that we can see chubby Simon?
I think if he has any eating disorder, it might go in the opposite direction.
Nah, I think his stress-eating would devolve into full-on binge-stuffing
As much as I would love to see this be canon unfortunately him being thin is just the in-character truth, I'm sorry. He's a skinny guy who probably barely eats at all.
You're not wrong though we definitely need more chubby characters like this in media so we can exploit and objectify them. I wish we had more that were canon
kys Black person
you guys are acting like you haven't seen a white guy that isn't a mega aryan white haired dude before
It's also likely that he just has an olive skin tone, which isn't that rare amongst certain europeans and slavs.
Petrikov doesn't sound Russian at all, clearly Bulgarian. Those are indeed dark sometimes because of gypsy blood.
Literally turkic