>one ticket to see Avatar: Way of the Water, please! >I'll have an extra large coffee, a gallon of coke, and gimme one of those six packs of bottled water >head to bathroom >stick head under tap and drink until my stomach aches >get into screen before commercials are even rolling >sit in back row, all the way at the end >chug two bottles of water before anyone else even enters >once people start filing in, keep drinking, saying 'Ahhhh!' and 'That's the stuff!' after each gulp >as we get to the trailers, the screen is completely filled with Avatar fans dressed as Na'vi and getting excited >not a single spare seat >I start to slurp down my gallon of coke >the movie title card appears and a hushed awe descends upon the audience >I suck noisily through the straw at the last dregs >bladder feels like an inflated balloon >in physical pain due to volume of liquid inside me >first scene of movie starts >quiet scene set in the past with a Na'vi mother in a hut, saying something in a whisper to her frightened daughter >stand up >'Excuse me. I have to go peepee right now.' >start walking sideways with my arms flapping around >every seat I pass repeat, 'Excuse me' >get to aisle >yell, 'I'm not gonna make it!' >unzip >piss >chaos >piss literally everywhere with jet force for two full minutes >entire room is soaked >entire audience has evacuated >movie carries on rolling as if nothing has happened >let out a sigh of relief >zip back up >turn to camera and say to no-one in particular, 'Now that's what I call the way of the water.'
Can based Jimmy Cam really do it three times in a row? Three superkino sequels which are arguably better than their predecessors, and three consecutive highest grossing movies?
>Despite working in performance capture, the actor still had to get match-fit for a short video recording in human form. "He had to do all that physical prep he did for the first movie for just a one-minute scene," laughs Cameron. Once that scene was shot, Lang decided to stay in shape, so found himself kickboxing three or four times a week with the director at 5:30am. >"We'd basically start the day by punching the frick out of each other and just enjoyed the hell out of it," says Cameron. "He's not a guy that knows how to pull a punch, so after getting bagged a few times, I thought "Alright, it's on." I said, 'It doesn't matter if you've got a big ol' shiner or a fat lip because it's performance capture.' Every insurance company in the world would shit themselves if they thought the director was punching the star in the face every day. And of course, it doesn't matter as a director if you get a fat lip so it's all good."
Cameron on working with Stephen Lang on the Avatar sequels
>doomed to be a gigamanlet >na'vi won't trust him because he's a human >na'vi girls certainly don't want to frick him >bullied by Neytiri because he isn't blue >will never be able to experience the really cool parts of Pandora and na'vi life >receding hairline in his late teens
>Maybe if he does something super heroic, Eywa will deem him worthy of being transferred into a Navi body
Does Hells Gate even have the capability of creating new Avatars?
pure speculation mode: I think so. he's gonna get suckered into helping the humies but at the end he'll realize that family isn't about who you're blood related to but instead who you choose to be your family yadda yadda yadda.
the real question is will his actions cause the death of any of his family?
I don't know about causing the deaths of anyone else, but I'm pretty sure he dies by the end of Avatar 3. The actor completely wrapped filming for the Avatar sequels a while back, which means he almost certainly doesn't appear in Avatar 4 or 5.
Don't forget, this is supposed to be a multi-generational story-line. I wouldn't be surprised if Avatar 4 and/or 5 have Jake and Neyneys grandchildren's adventures.
3 and/or 4 will star Jake and Neyneys kids I'd reckon.
>completely wrapped filming for the Avatar sequels
But we seem to have been giving some conflicting or misleading info on what amount of production for 4 and 5 has happened, if any.
Actors claiming to have already done mocap work for 4 and 5 could be confused about what material is going into which movie, and the truth could be that 4 and 5 (mostly) don't exist at all yet, they're waiting to see how 2 and 3 perform
You've already posted this 4 times this thread, anon. Are you OK?
I imagine you in a straitjacket in a completely white room padded with foam writhing around and screaming "AVATAR 2 IS NEVER COMING OUT", meanwhile it's January 2030 and the entire saga has been finished and released
>one ticket to see Avatar: Way of the Water, please! >I'll have an extra large coffee, a gallon of coke, and gimme one of those six packs of bottled water >head to bathroom >stick head under tap and drink until my stomach aches >get into screen before commercials are even rolling >sit in back row, all the way at the end >chug two bottles of water before anyone else even enters >once people start filing in, keep drinking, saying 'Ahhhh!' and 'That's the stuff!' after each gulp >as we get to the trailers, the screen is completely filled with Avatar fans dressed as Na'vi and getting excited >not a single spare seat >I start to slurp down my gallon of coke >the movie title card appears and a hushed awe descends upon the audience >I suck noisily through the straw at the last dregs >bladder feels like an inflated balloon >in physical pain due to volume of liquid inside me >first scene of movie starts >quiet scene set in the past with a Na'vi mother in a hut, saying something in a whisper to her frightened daughter >stand up >'Excuse me. I have to go peepee right now.' >start walking sideways with my arms flapping around >every seat I pass repeat, 'Excuse me' >get to aisle >yell, 'I'm not gonna make it!' >unzip >piss >chaos >piss literally everywhere with jet force for two full minutes >entire room is soaked >entire audience has evacuated >movie carries on rolling as if nothing has happened >let out a sigh of relief >zip back up >turn to camera and say to no-one in particular, 'Now that's what I call the way of the water.'
So Based
So Robust
So blue
Atla and Avatar were actually always one series
with pandora just being the spirit realm
Rerelease is only a few months away
We're going home Avatar bros
Calling it now, the re release will take Avatar over 3 billion, then Avatar 2 will make 3 billion as well a few months later
He is still going strong after so many delays. Robust and based.
It will be a glorious day on Cinemaphile when it finally releases.
159 = 3 * 53
If I make one more post, it'll be the closest post I ever made to the release of Avatar: The Way of Water.
>159 Neys until Avatar 2
>75 Neys until Avatar 1
so I was going through the archives and I made a very cursed discovery that na'vi fleshlites are a thing
NCO
Based and robust, as usual. Keep doing God's work, Avatarbro.
wagmi
158 days until you forget you saw it
It's going to be the most beautiful movie the world has ever seen
NCO
>one ticket to see Avatar: Way of the Water, please!
>I'll have an extra large coffee, a gallon of coke, and gimme one of those six packs of bottled water
>head to bathroom
>stick head under tap and drink until my stomach aches
>get into screen before commercials are even rolling
>sit in back row, all the way at the end
>chug two bottles of water before anyone else even enters
>once people start filing in, keep drinking, saying 'Ahhhh!' and 'That's the stuff!' after each gulp
>as we get to the trailers, the screen is completely filled with Avatar fans dressed as Na'vi and getting excited
>not a single spare seat
>I start to slurp down my gallon of coke
>the movie title card appears and a hushed awe descends upon the audience
>I suck noisily through the straw at the last dregs
>bladder feels like an inflated balloon
>in physical pain due to volume of liquid inside me
>first scene of movie starts
>quiet scene set in the past with a Na'vi mother in a hut, saying something in a whisper to her frightened daughter
>stand up
>'Excuse me. I have to go peepee right now.'
>start walking sideways with my arms flapping around
>every seat I pass repeat, 'Excuse me'
>get to aisle
>yell, 'I'm not gonna make it!'
>unzip
>piss
>chaos
>piss literally everywhere with jet force for two full minutes
>entire room is soaked
>entire audience has evacuated
>movie carries on rolling as if nothing has happened
>let out a sigh of relief
>zip back up
>turn to camera and say to no-one in particular, 'Now that's what I call the way of the water.'
You do realize this is getting delayed again to 2024 right?
Avatar is literally getting rereleased in two months. It's over, anon, nobody with a brain thinks it's getting delayed again
You're confused, that's Avatar 3's release date. There will be a new Avatar movie every two years for the rest of the decade.
Can based Jimmy Cam really do it three times in a row? Three superkino sequels which are arguably better than their predecessors, and three consecutive highest grossing movies?
Yes.
100 day milestone SOON
who do jannies keep deleting these relevant, informative and on-topic threads?
Jannies are zoomer capeshitters that feel threatened by Avatar
>Despite working in performance capture, the actor still had to get match-fit for a short video recording in human form. "He had to do all that physical prep he did for the first movie for just a one-minute scene," laughs Cameron. Once that scene was shot, Lang decided to stay in shape, so found himself kickboxing three or four times a week with the director at 5:30am.
>"We'd basically start the day by punching the frick out of each other and just enjoyed the hell out of it," says Cameron. "He's not a guy that knows how to pull a punch, so after getting bagged a few times, I thought "Alright, it's on." I said, 'It doesn't matter if you've got a big ol' shiner or a fat lip because it's performance capture.' Every insurance company in the world would shit themselves if they thought the director was punching the star in the face every day. And of course, it doesn't matter as a director if you get a fat lip so it's all good."
Cameron on working with Stephen Lang on the Avatar sequels
HCOMBSB?
all smiles is he going to betray is adoptive family?
>that hairline
It was over for Spider before it even begun
>Spider will betray the Na'vi in order to defeat the Norwood reaper
>doomed to be a gigamanlet
>na'vi won't trust him because he's a human
>na'vi girls certainly don't want to frick him
>bullied by Neytiri because he isn't blue
>will never be able to experience the really cool parts of Pandora and na'vi life
>receding hairline in his late teens
Spider... had a hard life
Maybe if he does something super heroic, Eywa will deem him worthy of being transferred into a Navi body
>Maybe if he does something super heroic, Eywa will deem him worthy of being transferred into a Navi body
Does Hells Gate even have the capability of creating new Avatars?
Why is he smiling with what look like military Avatars? I thought he was on the good guys side
pure speculation mode: I think so. he's gonna get suckered into helping the humies but at the end he'll realize that family isn't about who you're blood related to but instead who you choose to be your family yadda yadda yadda.
the real question is will his actions cause the death of any of his family?
I don't know about causing the deaths of anyone else, but I'm pretty sure he dies by the end of Avatar 3. The actor completely wrapped filming for the Avatar sequels a while back, which means he almost certainly doesn't appear in Avatar 4 or 5.
Don't forget, this is supposed to be a multi-generational story-line. I wouldn't be surprised if Avatar 4 and/or 5 have Jake and Neyneys grandchildren's adventures.
3 and/or 4 will star Jake and Neyneys kids I'd reckon.
>completely wrapped filming for the Avatar sequels
But we seem to have been giving some conflicting or misleading info on what amount of production for 4 and 5 has happened, if any.
Actors claiming to have already done mocap work for 4 and 5 could be confused about what material is going into which movie, and the truth could be that 4 and 5 (mostly) don't exist at all yet, they're waiting to see how 2 and 3 perform
I heard that part 3 was done filming but either they haven't filmed parts 4 and 5 or they were still filming them.
what really scared me was Cameron was apparently talking as if parts 4 and 5 aren't a sure thing and are tied into the success of parts 2 and 3.
2 and 3 will be massive successes, so there's no need to doubt 4 and 5 coming out
NCO
Happy for you OP.
why don't na'vi tiddies grow when they're pregnant?
>why don't na'vi tiddies grow when they're pregnant?
have you seen the preggers na'vi?
Yeah the one in the trailer
>Yeah the one in the trailer
What do her boobs look like?
See for yourself
>shows a vid with her arm covering her boob
kay.
Neyney has three (biological) kids and her breasts are the same size as in avatar 1. Where are my blue milf milkbags?
NCO
You've already posted this 4 times this thread, anon. Are you OK?
I imagine you in a straitjacket in a completely white room padded with foam writhing around and screaming "AVATAR 2 IS NEVER COMING OUT", meanwhile it's January 2030 and the entire saga has been finished and released
Me personally?
I'm looking forward to the "Avatar 2 never actually came out" schizoposting at the end of this year.
Such dedication. Remember to stay hydrated BUDDEH
There are dangers to this
such as:
More like Avatar: The Way of the FLOP
Twink-kino is back on the menu, boys
Do you think Lo'ak is a bottom?
>160 days until countdown for Avatar 3 begins
I always doubted you anon, but you've proved me wrong. You Will keep this up.