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I'd slam her for 18 seconds if you catch my drift
I need a fat gf so bad bros
Amazing how she moves that thing gently but just enough to get men on high alert
this looks like the average single mom in my area
Inceloid don't know women can only achieve that body after shitting out a kid or two.
You have to shit out a kid or two to be a single mom.
>kid or TWO
>SINGLE mom
Anon, plz
She shits from that thing
>dam girl u shit wit that thing or what?
Cottage cheese
GYATT
i love short girls with fat asses so much bros
Based. The best is when they have that little bit of a waddle because they're like 30% ass.
Built like an Alabama plough, nice and wide where the pin goes in
They're stinky
My wife got a little bit chubby after our second kid, and I am loving it.
I'd give her 18 months in the slam her if you catch my meaning
ass too big
Me too bro
Source?
IG @shary__z
me in the back standing up
absolute perfection. i love latinas with those pointy noses
...
homie, can i help you?
Dude in the back gets up and adjusts his boner kek
Holy FRICK
Her OF is fire
Handcrafted by God himself for one thing and one thing only:
BUILT
U FOR
I O BBC
T R B
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What do you even do when your ass is that fat?
Typically women built like this are very self-aware, considering they can't help but notice half their mass is ass, and it becomes the center point of their personality.
Their center of mass you mean.
lol
In the best timeline, all the growth hormones in food will make this physique inevitable for every woman, just waiting for that day their genetics decide they need to be built for breeding.
i "dated" one of these as she was rebounding from a divorce. Italian north Philadelphia stock (IYKYK). All my friends hated her for me but it was a fun couple days whenever she came back through town.
>Philadelphia stock (IYKYK)
She smelled like cheese and puke?
i said north. So weed, crime, ect
They're the most fun. Especially when their friends vocally refer to them as the "big-ass girl."
>Their reaction:
>she looks down and checks out her own ass
Am I going insane?
here's a video of me pretending my underage students are attracted to me!
You can't really be denying she'd drive any teenage boy insane, right? Especially since she seems like the type to be as flirty as allowed, and "accidentally" be flaunting it for the attention.
>bends over to look at the paper of the kid next to you
>ass literally pushes your desk over
brother she looks like the fat frick math teacher that gets pregnant every year and is a huge b***h
thatsmyfetish.jpg
Based.
>I thought I'd be able to finish this semester before I had to take time off, but I'm only half-way through and I already can't stand up straight anymore..."
>Has trouble seeing the bottom of the whiteboard because her belly keeps her bloating breasts propped up too high on her frame.
If you don't think her getting knocked up, and getting to watch her swell up over the school year would be hot as frick, you're gay. Watching her try to pretend she's no turning into a living venus statue, while she waddles to the front of class would drive any straight guy's animal side crazy.
And you know she probably behaves like a giggling school girl despite her age.
a girl I knew in middle school got knocked up, and the talk of the lunchtable was always about her overflowing her clothes more and more everyday
Women do this ALL over social media. All over tik tok and instagram reels
All the exposure and equality women finally have now has really showed me that they are immature moronic greedy little fricking pigs that understand nothing. they have no morals, no shame. they are literally little kids that are getting away with having the same rights
calling a woman a pedophile feels the same for me as calling a child a pedophile.
All I know is, I would NEVER in a million years trust my child with a female he wasn't related to, and even then it's gonna have to be his mom, or grandma, and that's it
Stop being a gay, anon. Its hot and you know it. You'd have banged an older girl yourself given the chance when you were a 'kid' and you know it.
like 2 days ago i saw a woman like this by herself at a pub. absolutely perfect fat distribution, a bit taller than me, beautiful face despite the extra weight. i was gonna talk to her and this stupid fricking voice popped into my head about 'what would people think' and i missed my chance. im so frickin mad at myself right now, i could be suffocating between to big round ass cheeks instead of coping on the chins.
every single time i cared about what others think, it ended badly for me. lesson learned
>coping on the chins
Trust me you had no chance troony
Gay
is there more of her somewhere
She's prob lesbian
What a horrible body type
Imagine the smell
Name a more cursed body type than fat but with no breasts. God must hate these people.
fat with big breasts and no ass
People say this, but I've never seen a person like this.
I've been saying this for 20 years. fat chicks with no breasts are the absolute worst
Matt Watson looks like THAT?!
buying clothes must have sucked for this women
assuming she is dead now
>Women
Good morning sir!
xtra spooky
i want make seks with she
what the frick is this? marfan's?
Ffs how many simp sites are out there now?
When you compare her to the height of the door's handle she doesn't seem that tall. She's probably something like 6'1 but then is extremely skinny with a long neck, so she looks taller
Gross. Is there more?
Funny how you get 'get her a sandwich', etc. type comments describing skinny girls like this these days but a decade or two ago you'd see none. A girl like this was considered hot af. Skinny/slim was the standard. And you'd see 'eww' and 'fattie' comments for girls that are considered hot these days. Everyone likes 'thicc' girls now. Wonder when the pendulum will swing back again.
How old are yuo?
As someone in his 40s, i've heard derogatory terms about skeletal females all the time.
During the 90s, "starving african" and "ethiopian" was a common term used for girls in need of a sammich, if they didn't get just an plain ol' "ew"
In the 00s, "heroin addict" was in use.
No doubt, the 80s, 70s, and 60s had terms of too-skinny people too.
You ever see a bulky woman with broad shoulders relative to a hank hill ass? Fricking trapezoidal build on a fat woman. That's what's truly cursed.
'Small top, thick bottom' is a patrician body type, pleb.
GYYYYYAAAAAT
DAAAAAAAAMMMMMN
why do gen z type like Black folk
why are they all abject mudsharks
>fat
not even fat, maybe a tiny bit chubby. Her ass is ridiculous though.
she's 10% excess bodyfat into obese you fricking american
But in all the right places, while still being made more helpless and burdened. Best of both worlds.
why is she normal sized everywhere else but then has the ass of a 500 pound woman?
she got a disease called phatass-lardosis
Who is she?
god i wish i lived in america
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God I bet her panties absolutely reek
Like sweat and fryer grease
stood up and shouted gyat like a Black person
it happens
I'd be her prison guard so she can make me drop the soap
Seeing moderately-attractive women being paraded around in chains gets me rock hard and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I claim the lawyer
You mean that black thing next to her that looks like a trannie? Go for it bro
No I mean the mestiza, "bro"
That's the kind of lawyer that will never get you off
She can get me off
she got 18 months for involuntary manslaughter, thats pretty good, shes a nepobaby anyway
>thats pretty good
it's literally the maximum sentence for that crime
>Involuntary manslaughter is classified as a fourth-degree felony with sentencing up to 18 months in prison and probation
huh, its 4 years where I'm from. Didnt realize New Mexico lets you just kill people and get a slap on a wrist
the judge had no choice. high profile cases almost always get maximum sentencing when found guilty. she'll serve 12 months and get out on parole
>"your lawyer will be hear soon"
>hear muffled ebonics and tapping of acrylic fingernails on the door
what would you do?
tf is this lawyer?
Shaniqua, Esq ?
Show her ass n feet
No wonder they threw the book at her
why is it acceptable for judges to be such petty b***hes in america?
>hurr he disrespected me for 0.2 seconds, maximum sentence! no parole!
How should I know moron
She’s the lawyers assistant. Juanita Hernandez or some shift.
Funny how Cinemaphile calls them both Latin.
She drew on her finest eyebrows for the day.
More of a chola than a nigress tbh
yeah, its pretty concerning that all the autistic turbo racists cant spot a mexican kween thats right in front of them
No one cares, beaners.
yeah...except people really really do on this board
sounds like you hate it here
consider leaving and not coming back, thank you!
that is the tackest lawyer I have ever seen.
Why did you choose that image of all things?
because you can see her eyebrows and suit from a plane
>tfw public defender brought her Lise Frank pencil case to court
>moderately-attractive women
Why is she even in cuffs? What's she gonna do? Load another gun and hand it to Alec Baldwin to shoot the judge?
as far as fetishes go that's still moderate-tier
Why does this remind me of she Hulk for some reason?
being in shackles fricking sucks, a lot of people don't realize you can't walk in them, you have to shuffle, it gets super old after the first 10 feet.
I can literally frick her when she gets out and starts working at a gas station or walmart somewhere the SF ABQ area. Wish me luck bros.
fellow ABQbro checking in
That's a lot of ass in one room gawd dayum son
heh just look at that frickin clownsuit
Picrel on both of them simultaneously if you get my drift that is
wait, why is the lawyer in cuffs?
she gives off "lemme talk tew yew" vibes
That chick was genuinely terrifying. She is someone that is absolutely out to destroy some guys life.
>That chick was genuinely terrifying
low T homosexual boy
quick rundown?
I’ve only seen the video on Tosh.0 but the girl was trying to get some guy inside a vehicle to step out and she kept calling him names and cussing him out aggressively, then calming immediately and saying “let me just talk to you”, then immediately going back to rage. Seemed batshit crazy.
"Oh -- she's going away to prison for 18 months because someone died on her set? That must suuuuuuuck!"
slam pig
Hannah will be calling the shots for both white and brown in less than 18 days.
>live rounds were intentional
>going to prison was part of her plan
>no one knew who she was before the incident
>she will simp-maxx on OF the moment she's out
>book deal and made-for-tv movie
yikes, we really live in End Times
Based female committing homicide of fellow females do gain more valuable males attention.
>She's innocent btw.
Latinas must be legally forced to wear those pants every day
hngggggg
>white man is directly responsible for 3 deaths
>nothing happens to him
>latin woman is indirectly responsible for 1 death
>gets arrested even though the real killer is a white man
USA makes me sick.
>that nose
>white
yeah okay nosenberg
>white man
He's latinx
>Baldwinito
jajajaja
It's called malpractice which is a bad form of negligence. It's the same reason doctors can go to jail if they don't perform their duties by the book. She failed to do her job. The helicopter was a malfunction that no one could have controlled.
The helicopter didn’t malfunction. It was hit by one of the pyrotechnic rounds and crashed.
The children were working illegally.
They died because of Spielberg's greed.
John Landis directed that segment, not Spielberg. That said, Spielberg’s segment, Kick the Can, is one of his worst ever.
>John Landis directed that segment, not Spielberg.
not true. it's well documented spielberg fled the set for john to take the fall
Nah, Landis was and is a giant piece of shit and deserves all the blame.
Present the documentation.
It's probably the only time Spielberg has used his sanctimonious judgments over the industry for good. He made sure Landis couldn't work much after that.
Probably died instantly but that look he has looks like pure fear. Jesus.
>Baldwin, who has insisted he did not pull the trigger, also faces up to 18 months in prison.
He's going to get probation isn't he?
The revolver doesn't require pulling the trigger to go off. He knows that.
It does and he purposefully aimed a loaded firearm at someone before pulling the trigger
i know jack shit about firearms but can't a revolver fire by letting loose the hammer with your thumb?
You still have to pull the trigger
Single Action Armies were some of the least safe firearms made for the military, ever. They were carried on an empty chamber because you could shake them to fire.
She was playing around with movie guns and left real bullets in them. She's lucky that's all she got.
All findoms should get executed.
She killed that poor woman.
Is prison really that bad? Seems like it's just a bunch of chilling and goofing around all the time when you're not sleeping
i'd imagine NM prisons are bad. lots of white collar prisons are like apartment complexes. non violent prisoners can leave on the weekends at some facilities
>Get hired to do your job
>Neglect to do your job and someone dies because of it
Sounds fair.
I hope Baldwin also gets ruined by his trial in July but I highly doubt it.
Baldwin's sorta already ruined. This is actually where cancel culture can be a benefit. Celebrities, whether they admit it or not, usually live for the attention, the praise. Baldwin's name is now eternally tied to being the idiot who failed to practice the most basic of gun safety procedures. He will never shake that. He will never walk away from that. When people think of his name, they won't think of the award winning megastar who worked with Stanley Kubrick. They will think of the dumbass who shot and killed someone
It goes without mention the timing he choose to shot and kill a Ukrainian journalist turned cinematographer right before the Russia/Ukraine war started under the presidency of a Democrat. A political party Baldwin has been a mega star of for his portrayal of Republican President Donald Trump.
> Baldwin's sorta already ruined
SNL had him on for a cameo AFTER he murdered a woman and shot a man. So, Lorne still likes him.
Anyone with a brain is standing behind Baldwin through this ordeal.
I mean, look what happens when you stand in front of him
prison guards are going to have a field day with her
Who?
how can we find the jury members who reached this bullshit guilty verdict?
video games?
She apparently blamed the medics for not doing their jobs correctly. What a piece of shit lol
That said, she probably isn't entirely wrong. The entire crew had walked off the set so many times that they were all moron scabs that couldn't get real representation. Both her and the medic probably had no business around live guns.
>18 months in the slammer and she didn’t even pull the trigger
How much time did Baldwin get sentenced for?
He hasn't even gone to trial yet
She pushing Walmart goblina status.
She's half mexican so she's already there
you can tell she is 3+ days sober from pot here. still adjusting
Nice shop gross gay. Girls don't pick their noses. Or fart or poop.
why isnt booger porn a thing?
Hats off to you anon. I hope everyone in this thread appreciates the ban you probably just ate for posting these.
500 Combat! missions in WW2 just to end up like this.
>Vic Morrow
>Victim of Tomorrow
Born to be a vic.
there is a super short Asian at my job with super fat ass for her frame that sometimes wears this pattern style dress pants.
the cross hatch pattern makes her ass pop wider in every direction. it does something to my brain for about 90 seconds when she walks past my cubicle
they're using her as an escape goat for alec baldwin. israelites always protect their own and throw the goyim to the wolves.
>escape goat
Well you gotta remember anon for all intensive purposes it’s a doggy dog world, workers are a diamond dozen
the ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind.
You never know. This could be a blessing in the skies for her.
Thicc qt going to be eating so much pussy for the next year and a half.
>Woman is bad at her job
Shocking
She probably would have been let off the hook if she didn't sound like an absolute sociopath on her recorded prison calls
Where can I hear those
You can hear the milf judge read a couple of the quotes during the sentencing
your guys standards are on the floor and you still have trouble finding a gf?
i can. i just dont want to
Yes because my one standard is
>girl who is fun to be around with and isn't a psychopath
which used to be a very low standard but nowadays it's apparently asking too much
Girls like this are never single, on the freaks are. And normie girls aren’t attainable so that’s 90% of them out of my reach
I'll be waiting for her. I'll visit her every week
did she really go to court in pants that show her sexy thicc ass? imagine a male defendant with an obvious wiener bulge
So is Rust ever coming out? From what I’ve heard they finished filming.
I bet she farts a lot
You guys hear about this? Funny. Not a good person.
https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/rust-armorer-called-jurors-idiots-and-a-holes-in-jail-calls/
>https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/rust-armorer-called-jurors-idiots-and-a-holes-in-jail-calls/
sounds like our girl
is that her? she looks like shit
>dm to be my slave
The east has fallen, gorillions must die.
this girl looks so hot in this one photo and she's a 5 at best in every other picture. explains a lot about dating apps
Does that mean jigsaw would actually face jail time?
you should go to jail if your character is so weak you can be intimidated by your boss into handing someone a loaded gun even if ur boss is the one who fires it
>18 months
try 20 years in the can, not a fricking PEEP
Holy shit its the Shaw of Iran!
safe horny thread
I watched The First 48 once where a guy who sold the murder weapon to a killer got 20 years
Now, Mr Baldwin, this is your prop gun, it's not loaded, not even with a blank so you can have it pointed at the camera or whatever takes your fancy, pull the trigger, or not it's up to you, but there is no danger, doesn't even have a blank in it. Under NO circumstances must you use any other firearm, especially when pointing it at a woman. But I can see no circumstances where you would even pick another up.
I'll just leave it here on this lazy Susan, where you can spin it round and reach for it.
On an unrelated note, me and the girls are going out to shoot some animals later, for shits and giggles or something. Now, I know how you always go on about not having live ammo floating around on set, because a person might get shot and die, so I will put my very real gun, that looks exactly like the prop gun, safely on the other side of this lazy Susan, where it couldn't possibly get mixed up with the prop gun.
(1 hour later...)
Hennimore!!!
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Somebody who has had gun safety training like Baldwin should be able to tell a real and prop gun apart just from holding it.
Negligent manslaughter at best, murder at worst
maybe I'm just tired but reaching the point where if you have seen one ass you've seen them all
It's just a unremarkable ass
If Baldwin dodges jail time then i hope he gets vigilanted in the street. It would be fricking appalling.
This the rust shooting girl?
Disgusting, blame anybody but the man who pointed a gun at somebody and pulled the trigger.
It was her job to make sure the guns were safe.
18 months in a women's prison ain't even that bad. Having the felony on her record forever is much worse.
Baldwin's trial hasn't happened yet
Is rape really that common in female prisons?