a skinny bicycler goes into a coffee shop and the camera pans his body like they do on women. all the women at the table gawk at him. it was on netflix or something
>Custodian of Major Biological Solvent Undertakes Crash Course Education >Truant Killer of Two Irish Women Gallivants Wantonly >Phantasmagorical Glitches of Chilled Man in overly Contemporary Music city >Four Manchildren Therapy Session for Reverent Figure of Rage project
Correct. Matthew Broderick brutally slaughtered two innocent people beneath the hot flaming treads of his supercar, and to this day, still shrugs and smirks with the same Ferris Bueller devil-may-care attitude whenever anyone asks him about it.
Here are some more: >Interstellar Umbral Urban Shifting Aggregation Amnesiac Populace >Immortality Men Drawn Together By Royal Music >Jacked Actor Man Performs Dubious Magic Feat, Or Does He? Nerds Still Debate >Unconvincing Unfaithful Welshman Stalwartly Committed to Commute >Memory Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man >In the Pigs Well, Resides the Spell, A Ramified Regent's Misfortunes Befell
>Jacked Actor Man Performs Dubious Magic Feat, Or Does He? Nerds Still Debate
The Prestige >Memory Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man
Total Recall?
>Miracle Scene of Childbirth Turns Sour When Sweaty Man Dementedly Distends Rubber
WAAAAARM
Inspector Gadget
All Correct
Here are a few more: >Family Man Parable of Precious Little Moments Via Omnipotent Television Implement >Urination Proves Troublesome Until Sorcerous Spook's Bewitching Touch >Bullied Boy Misled By Mutilated Boy of Unnatural Longevity and Reticent Entry >Decapod Life Seems Preferable To Arbitrary Mating Rituals >Pastel Suburbia Breaks The Mould When Scarface Comes To Town >Three Friends Awe At Secret Annotated Textbook Of Lifetime Incel
Close, think of another classic Sandler film with basically the same plot except with some of the words crossed out and rewritten in crayon.
>Jacked Actor Man Performs Dubious Magic Feat, Or Does He? Nerds Still Debate
The Prestige >Memory Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man
Total Recall?
First is right, second is a good guess, but not correct.
>Just Man Undergoes A Wonderful Life-esque Moral Pilgrimage Through Wish Fulfilment >Mighty Midget Commissions Marsh Dweller to Fetch Shapeshifting Consort >Future Richard Simmons Impersonator and Co Unearth Discount Tarzan Character >Ex-Convict Partners With Rogue Law-Enforcement Official to Abduct Child >Miracle Scene of Childbirth Turns Sour When Sweaty Man Dementedly Distends Rubber
one half is a story of achieving great feats despite being dealt a bad hand and the other half is woman moment: the movie This one is probably too obvious
The answer was Eight Crazy Nights. (OP) > A depressed career woman accepts the marriage proposal of a client on a whim. >>> >Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:34:14 No.195972078▶
Rosemary
> complications arise due to an unforeseen pregnancy. >>> >Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:37:25 No.195972130▶
There's a ship travelling under the moon and some crazy shit happens.
Pirates 1?
>wrong >>> >Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:33:40 No.195972068▶ > [...] (OP) > A depressed career woman accepts the marriage proposal of a client on a whim. >>> >Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:34:14 No.195972078▶ [...] > complications arise due to an unforeseen pregnancy. >>> >Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:37:25 No.195972130▶
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nope
>nope
The rest of the trilogy then? Colonel Wolodyjowski? With Fire and Sword?
Guy gets framed for murder and then has magic powers and needs to see his psychiatrist, then there is like a clock or something and a bunch of bald men
>A group of strangers ride their bus to the capital city on the eve of a big historical event >A man gets cursed after accidentally killing a deviant art user >A king stops acting like himself throwing the royal court into chaos
>Against The Odds Romance Ensues After Law Enforcer Tips With Unconventional Cheque >Grotesquely Ugly Bald Freak Occasionally Menacingly Stares At Film Crew >Action Cop Reliant On Psychic Portents Becomes Disillusioned With Inviolability of Fate >Woman of Statuesque Beauty Fends Off Mechanised Mariners >Feckless Custodian of Uncanny Acuity in Doldrums Requires Woman Of Gargantuan Mandibles To Mend >Adolescents Manufacture Narcotics To Thwart Bodysnatcher Brood Queen
a skinny bicycler goes into a coffee shop and the camera pans his body like they do on women. all the women at the table gawk at him. it was on netflix or something
premium rush?
A israeli man acts stereotypically israeli
Every Woody Allen movie ever.
No
The Social Network
any Woody Allen film
the passion of the christ
The Big Short
independence day
Uncut Genitals
C.H.U.D.
Bloodsucking Freaks
IT
Triumph of the Will
>israeli comedian lets down his mask
Schizo kid is literally too based to exist.
Donnie Darko?
That's the one
Akira
That may be it. I'm a homosexual and I honestly don't remember.
Carrie
Hackers (I love Fisher Stevens)
guy hears a story and thinks "that's literally me", but then it turns out it wasn't literally him
Blade Runner 2049
correct
A bunch of expats repair some trucks and everyone contracts malaria
Fury road
no
LOTR
Winner winner cony dinner.
Sorcerer
A teenage boy in love doesn't have an autoimmune disease
Bart Got A Room?
My Girl?
Potatoes were made more popular because of it
Supersize Me?
No
The Martian?
I hadn't considered it but that a solid second.
The movie spawned endless potatoes memes.
LOTR The Two Towers?
Lonely guy finds cool shit in a fridge
Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers
No
Oil rig is being haunted in 3D and somehow semen is mentioned
a movie which the entire existence is only because israelites in Hollywood needed to launder child sex trafficking money.
most movies
Barfly for Millennials.
Garden State?
That John Travolta one where he's a professor that drinks himself to death.
Can't remember the name, but thought it was decent (I'm trans btw).
schizophrenic loser with a hero complex
Super?
Schizo woman goes to London
Something Joan of Arc
homie..briefcase
The Briefcase that couldn't slow down
Savescumming
tom cruise
Poles vs Sweds
The Deluge (Potop)
>Custodian of Major Biological Solvent Undertakes Crash Course Education
>Truant Killer of Two Irish Women Gallivants Wantonly
>Phantasmagorical Glitches of Chilled Man in overly Contemporary Music city
>Four Manchildren Therapy Session for Reverent Figure of Rage project
The second one is Ferris Buehller.
Correct. Matthew Broderick brutally slaughtered two innocent people beneath the hot flaming treads of his supercar, and to this day, still shrugs and smirks with the same Ferris Bueller devil-may-care attitude whenever anyone asks him about it.
Here are some more:
>Interstellar Umbral Urban Shifting Aggregation Amnesiac Populace
>Immortality Men Drawn Together By Royal Music
>Jacked Actor Man Performs Dubious Magic Feat, Or Does He? Nerds Still Debate
>Unconvincing Unfaithful Welshman Stalwartly Committed to Commute
>Memory Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man
>In the Pigs Well, Resides the Spell, A Ramified Regent's Misfortunes Befell
>Jacked Actor Man Performs Dubious Magic Feat, Or Does He? Nerds Still Debate
The Prestige
>Memory Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man
Total Recall?
>Immortality Men Drawn Together By Royal Music
Highlander
Correct.
Loss Man Must Go Back To Stop Bad Makeup Man
memento or Bourne Identity
first one is Dark City
All Correct
Here are a few more:
>Family Man Parable of Precious Little Moments Via Omnipotent Television Implement
>Urination Proves Troublesome Until Sorcerous Spook's Bewitching Touch
>Bullied Boy Misled By Mutilated Boy of Unnatural Longevity and Reticent Entry
>Decapod Life Seems Preferable To Arbitrary Mating Rituals
>Pastel Suburbia Breaks The Mould When Scarface Comes To Town
>Three Friends Awe At Secret Annotated Textbook Of Lifetime Incel
Man Parable of Precious Little Moments Via Omnipotent Television Implement
smacznego telewizorku
No, the film is western made
Correct
>No, the film is western made
click! or whatever that sandler movie was called
Correct
Life Seems Preferable To Arbitrary Mating Rituals
lobster
Friends Awe At Secret Annotated Textbook Of Lifetime Incel
harry potter Halfblood prince?
1st one is Billy Madison?
Close, think of another classic Sandler film with basically the same plot except with some of the words crossed out and rewritten in crayon.
First is right, second is a good guess, but not correct.
Joe dirt…maybe
I want to say Demolition Man for 3 but I know that’s incorrect
No, but it applies amusingly well
Matt Damon just shows up midway through
Interstellar
Team America
a teenager jacks off and the apocalypse happens
it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
A daring thesis on the state of man, politics, fear, rage, sacrifice, and redemption.
Jews rape and sacrifice children to Satan.
tunnel "theory"
What is Bohemian a grove for $500, Alex
A famous historical figure is now black for some reason.
Bubba Hotep
Every single show produced by the BBC
Ali
A hooker broke up with her boyfriend for an Italian gay, but he drowned.
Titanic?
yes
The butler sort of did it maybe.
Clue
An orphan rapes his way into a cult.
I'm feeling Clockwork Orange
Not an orphan
I guess this works as an even more vague description.
Not my film tho.
Barry Lyndon
The Matrix but with vampires.
Buffy?
No.
Weren't those aliens?
Yes, but they could’ve been misinterpreted as vampires, I guess. I’m just trying to play the game here. Bored and drunk tonight.
I want to say Dark City
Ultraviolet
No.
Underworld
Blade
Blade?
BMEzine wiki makes a movie about the origin of cenobites
young stripper falls in love with a much older man
Paris, Texas
damn made it way too easy
idiot solves murder case
Ace Ventura
Older
Kindergarten cop
Even older
North by Northwest
A few years younger than that
in the heat of the night
shot in the dark
the pink panther
guns, cocaine, and a big dick
Lord of war
>
Boogie Nights
No Money Now Im Trapped with a Bunch of Drunk Men
Wake in fright
Yes
>Just Man Undergoes A Wonderful Life-esque Moral Pilgrimage Through Wish Fulfilment
>Mighty Midget Commissions Marsh Dweller to Fetch Shapeshifting Consort
>Future Richard Simmons Impersonator and Co Unearth Discount Tarzan Character
>Ex-Convict Partners With Rogue Law-Enforcement Official to Abduct Child
>Miracle Scene of Childbirth Turns Sour When Sweaty Man Dementedly Distends Rubber
Frick off chatgtp Black person.
Midget Commissions Marsh Dweller to Fetch Shapeshifting Consort
Shrek
All correct
No, but nice quads
Shit, it’s Ace Venture: When Nature Calls
How’d I screw up quads
Correct
Wrong
First one is Bedazzled
3 is Encino Man
>wheezin the juice
Last one is Flubber
>>Ex-Convict Partners With Rogue Law-Enforcement Official to Abduct Child
Raising Arizona
>Miracle Scene of Childbirth Turns Sour When Sweaty Man Dementedly Distends Rubber
WAAAAARM
white black man becomes rich and then homeless
The Jerk
yep
Cuck who wants answers goes down south and gets even more confused
Anti-semitic man in his mid 30s is dumped by girlfriend because he can't quit the bottle and cries himself to sleep
The story of my life?
one half is a story of achieving great feats despite being dealt a bad hand and the other half is woman moment: the movie
This one is probably too obvious
Forrest Whitaker
close enough
Drunk Pilotman Confronts Evil Fred Flintstone
Flight
>I drank the vodka
morons argue over a map
escape from new york
wrong
This could legit be a dozen movies.
Frick it, Goonies is my guess
Wrong again
Any pirate movie
The Davinci Chode
NAtional Treasure
Blair Witch
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Arrgh!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The One Man Potato Famine's Back With A Fully Kitted Cyborg Body
Inspector Gadget
A depressed career woman accepts the marriage proposal of a client on a whim.
Pretty Woman
complications arise due to an unforeseen pregnancy.
City Slickers
>wrong
>>>
>Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:33:40 No.195972068▶
>
The answer was Eight Crazy Nights. (OP)
> A depressed career woman accepts the marriage proposal of a client on a whim.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:34:14 No.195972078▶
> complications arise due to an unforeseen pregnancy.
>>>
>Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)02:37:25 No.195972130▶
nope
Rosemary
knocked up
Aliens 3.
No.
Juno
The Fly
>gay man fricking hates birds
Never go to your wife's office Xmas party.
Dude somewhat indirectly apologizes to his wife and then she fricks herself with a bottle
gone girl?
handgun and tv screens
Elvis?
Pirates 1?
>nope
The rest of the trilogy then? Colonel Wolodyjowski? With Fire and Sword?
>Pirates 1?
2001
>2001
How is that "under the moon"? Didn't they fly out to like a completely different star system or some shit?
idk cuz I havent seen it, didnt they fly to the moon?
No, you're thinking of the moon landing, another film by Kubrick
>Elvis?
no
Begins with V
it was videodrome
There's a ship travelling under the moon and some crazy shit happens.
A mariachi wanders around between bars
Fedora lord hates reptiles
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Yea
A woman learns not to walk down alleys
Women getting what they fricking deserve.
Death Proof
The plot twist is that they’re in the present day all along.
The Village
Yes. I can’t believe anyone else remembers this piece of shit movie.
from the previous thread:
male mc probably raped the female mc multiple times
passengers
if it were a tv show i would say terminator the sarah connor chronicles
we all know john connor was blowing nuts in it off screen
Groundhog day
bingo
Man ruins things for the rest of society by omitting the fact that he’s a raging alcoholic.
Guy sells his stereo to pay for a girl's abortion
and he still gets friendzoned at the end
man talks and walks funny
Forrest Gump
not what i was thinking of but a good guess
A girl has her first period and weird things start happening
The adventures of my uncle and my sister
No
Guy gets framed for murder and then has magic powers and needs to see his psychiatrist, then there is like a clock or something and a bunch of bald men
Guess these easy ones:
1. Lost girl gets abducted
2. Classic Christmas movie that I forgot
3. Man discovers his love for volleyball
Man uses doll to seduce a woman
A female cop uncovers and ewish conspiracy to flood the ghetto with drugs inducing violent behavior to start a race war to consolidate power
Zootopia
obviously, great film
haven't seen it
Hamlet but Norse
the whiteman
Bunch of GIs in vietnam smoke pot and then kill their commanding officer who prefers booze
Hamlet but worse
literally three dudes walking around and talking
>A group of strangers ride their bus to the capital city on the eve of a big historical event
>A man gets cursed after accidentally killing a deviant art user
>A king stops acting like himself throwing the royal court into chaos
Some stuff happened
Mad God
>Against The Odds Romance Ensues After Law Enforcer Tips With Unconventional Cheque
>Grotesquely Ugly Bald Freak Occasionally Menacingly Stares At Film Crew
>Action Cop Reliant On Psychic Portents Becomes Disillusioned With Inviolability of Fate
>Woman of Statuesque Beauty Fends Off Mechanised Mariners
>Feckless Custodian of Uncanny Acuity in Doldrums Requires Woman Of Gargantuan Mandibles To Mend
>Adolescents Manufacture Narcotics To Thwart Bodysnatcher Brood Queen
Ugly Bald Freak Occasionally Menacingly Stares At Film Crew
Sin City 2
Avengers
>Avengers. No, older.
It had a beginning, middle, and end.
everythings yellow and loud
A guy organises a small welcome party for a large unwelcome party.
Man must decide between a promising athletic career and a relationship with a hideous annoying b***h who constantly makes bad decisions
Movie has 8 heads in a duffel bag.
wiener carrousel, the movie
man has influential advice given to him from two sources, uses this to excuse gruesome murders and create a false reality
Nicholas Cage has a fun time
huh
what
who
w-
why?????
Inadvertent Death Of Rice Man Comes After Neophyte Hero's Indifference
Veiled Man of Significant Proportions Dabbles In Shakespearean Wordplay With Caller of Inns