2.1 Billies

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think all movies combined can crack 5 billies?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      … uh they already have… 2.9 + 2.1

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but is the movie good?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      movie?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      best, most heartwarming family film in years. An objectively better film than Triangle of Sadness, Tar, and Fabelmans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it. I've never seen a movie more than twice in theatres, but I saw Avatar 2 five times.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing Titanic is back in theaters next week. You'll never take me alive Camer- oh right.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    H-he can't beat Avengers Endgame right ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably not without a rerelease, it doesn't matter though because the first one already did it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already re-released endgame to get it to top grossing. The avatar re-release passed it again in days.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if not for monke and covid it woud beat first avatar

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon the top 3 will be Avatar, Disney's Endgame, and Disney's Avatar 2?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is just the distributor. Same contract fox had.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Say it with me "Disney's Avatar 2: Way of Water".

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There isn’t a single “disney” logo on the film. Pretty sure the only reason “20th century films” even exists anymore is because they couldn’t renegotiate the avatar contract.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starship Troopers didn't have Le Mouse Castle either, still a Disney joint.
            Why does this rustle your jimmies?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              … bruh that was decades before Disney would buy fox. Is time a difficult concept for you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Starship Troopers was produced by Touchstone.
                I'm sure if you ponder this longer with your limited IQ you'll figure out the rest.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >assumes identical knowledge
                Yep, it’s barely functioning autism.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I presumed you'd check to see if my assertion was correct before retard-posting and waving your ignorance about proudly.
                I expected too much of you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You make the assertion, you back it up. Otherwise you’re assuming anyone cares enough about you or what you’re saying to exert any effort beyond poking you with a stick to see if you’ll do anything funny.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My assertion was correct, you started oinking on about how Disney didn't own Fox back then like a microcephalic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you okay bro?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anon doesn't know about touchstone pictures

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did at one point, alas don’t know what relevance you think it has here.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like to stream Avatar. Where can I do that?

            … uh they already have… 2.9 + 2.1

            Almost as much as Grand Theft Auto 5! Good job

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lightstorm entertainment isn't owned by Disney

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When was the last time you checked?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 minutes ago. They're an independent film production company according to Wikipedia.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your tediousness really begs for much longer ban.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >avatar fags will never touch shaolin temple chads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he believes any numbers published by the CCP

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares, it has passed 2billies and made 50m profit

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Money laundering bag dries up
    >Ticket sales curiously plateau
    I'm going to crack this case.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Your tediousness really begs for much longer ban.

    Whoops, you seem to have made a mistake in your post, I’ll help ya out. All ya need to to here is tap the number of the post you want to reply to!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Whoopsy! I know transitioning to Cinemaphile can be difficult but the friendly people here will help you out!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awww, redditors helping each other out!
        You love to see it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, one transition in their lives needs to be successful

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to put trailers before avatar 2. It was bad enough seeing an avatar trailer amidst a sea of literal shit, but I have a better recollection of the god awful theater commercials before avatar 2 than I do of any of the trailers, as that’s what the trailers were closer to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quantumania looked fun tho.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looked stupid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stupidly fun.
          >Yellow Brick Road plays in your head manually.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uh guardians had old music therefore we should have old music… IN EVERY MOVIE

            lol@the state of disney

            Though it is funny this reminded me there was a guardians trailer too.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Considering its legs it might reach $2.4b

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*checks notes*
      What the fuck?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$2.1 billion at the global box office
    >$0 at cultural impact
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When does a kino *have* culture impact?
      The word has lost all meaning

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When does a kino *have* culture impact?
        When low IQs spend billions on merch, dress up in public like the characters, and shit themselves online when an adaptation isn't "true to the mythos".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Behold: Cultural Impact.
        Stunning and Brave.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When people talk about it outside of /misc/ and when people talk about the movie itself rather than the amount of money it made.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s more fun to respond to all the crying with one number and one letter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s nice that you put a dollar figure on “cultural impact.” Really hammers home the idea it’s just a term for “internet marketing” or “astroturf.”

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know a single person that has watched this movie, nor have I heard anyone discussing it in public.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 100m profit, $2b to risk 100m profit over 13 years is horrible roi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, it's over $2.1b and broke even at $1.4b

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JIM BILLIES

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woke normalfag capeshit makes money
    who would have guessed?

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