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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me back the shit posting tv, where we used to post nonstop about USA network's series.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronos posting on Cinemaphile, that’s my legacy.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned that Cinemaphile is a play on 4tran

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its actually a play on 4kids.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a play on 4chins, the amount of chins the average Cinemaphile user has

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is objectively worse now than it was 20 years ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      roflcopter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you still compromise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are here forever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1-4 /got/ threads were the prime years.
      t. been on Cinemaphile since around 2006-7

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't wanna sound like an butthole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been here since the fricking start, ask me anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if you've been here from the start, because I've spent more time on this site than you. Unless you've been unemployed your whole life like me, then I've been here longer. How do you feel about the website?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate it but I want to go back to prime Cinemaphile circa 2004-2006 before the fricking raids started.

        what do boobs feel like

        Like bags of sand.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want to go back to prime Cinemaphile circa 2004-2006 before the fricking raids started.

          What raids? Cinemaphile is awful now because the userbase changed. You can tell someone is brown, or asian or black from their posts alone. Everyone is meant to be anonymous but you can't hide low iq or insecurity. It's a fricking diverse shithole now and I spend all my time avoiding the people. They can't even pretend to be like the people they replaced.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do boobs feel like

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        salty milk and coins

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How you doin? tbqh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feelin' fine.

        >I want to go back to prime Cinemaphile circa 2004-2006 before the fricking raids started.

        What raids? Cinemaphile is awful now because the userbase changed. You can tell someone is brown, or asian or black from their posts alone. Everyone is meant to be anonymous but you can't hide low iq or insecurity. It's a fricking diverse shithole now and I spend all my time avoiding the people. They can't even pretend to be like the people they replaced.

        Habbo and Scientology raids. I actually participated in the first couple of Habbo raids because I was underageb& moronic and it was funny. I got to be the afroduck hair.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for letting me to know. I'll be here filtering threads full of stupid fricking trash, because that's the only kind of person left on this website. Nice 88 get.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate this place but I'm still here, I dunno wtf I'm doing, I have every other place even more

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate every other place even more

            Lol. This is why nobody ever leaves Cinemaphile. You leave Cinemaphile and then you realise that all the problems with Cinemaphile are because people from everywhere else showed up.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's a factor but not the whole enchilada

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You leave Cinemaphile and then you realise that all the problems with Cinemaphile are because people from everywhere else showed up.
              Not really I started using Kiwi Farms years ago and its much better the site still has a culture which is more that can be said for modern Cinemaphile board culture. The only reason I come back is because I don't like my posts being tied to an account(also moves much faster).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I started using Kiwi Farms years ago and its much better
                you should go back and stay there

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              True. I was browsing reddit earlier and then I came back here because of how insufferably gay and moronic they are over there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to reddit
                >see a news topic posted with a lot of upvotes
                >okay, lets see what they have to say about this topic
                >top 10 comments are wordplay jokes
                >every other comment is "its drumpfs fault"
                I dont know what I expected...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do people navigate that dogshit UI day in and day out?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only way its somewhat bearable is using the old.reddit.com UI, just replace www with old.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other places are worse, at least as far as just shitposting and getting your thoughts out freely as possible goes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been here since the start
      No you haven't. I'd recognize you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you ever put a finger up your own butthole?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from 2014/2015

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how long have you been here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did you transition?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you still here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many times we've replied to each other.

      t. been here since near the beginning

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know that ive replied to you atleast once

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much BBC porn have you watched?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I've been here for 7 years already. I wasted my life.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many dead Cinemaphileners are there?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally just made this fricking thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No i didn't

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You win all the internetz

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wanted to go to college. I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue. You see where I'm goin?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You'll post breasts?!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip lowtax

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It won't be kino

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wanted to post edgy shit on blue boards
    >I compromised, i posted Sneed on Cinemaphile

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been here since the 4th birthday
    Frick bro's I should have never started with that shit.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feeling hungry for a radiator grilled cheese.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 YEARS. 20 years in the 'chan, and what have I got to show for it? A frickin folder full of pepe.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first week I was on Cinemaphile was the fricking world cup vuvuzela meme and I couldn't understand what was going on (I was 12)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I first went to /b/ all the post numbers had XXX at the end of them and I was confused

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No gets for you
        When moot was still around, I asked him in a thread once to turn fortunes back on and he actually did it lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was fun having him around

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was first on Cinemaphile, the captcha hadn't been put in yet, the old archive that threads needed to be voted onto was still up and active, and overall the site was pretty crescent fresh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the old archive
          Oh man that was SOUL. Threads used to have to be good to get archived, now all the trash does and we have autists trying to search for reposts like homosexual redditors

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          super cres at best

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      %3D
      VGH… SOVL…

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >m.youtube

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mommy's little tramp, Mommy's little WHOOOAH!!!

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. AND NOT homosexual ASS CORN-HOLIN' wienerSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FRICKIN' DIE.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Murder, theft, adultery, organized crime are just the nature of business
      >A man sucking a dick is where I draw the line at decency

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been here since 2004 lads. It’s substantially worse now.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bloody board is bloody sad
    The bloody mods are bloody bad
    The bloody sneed is bloody chuck
    The bloody feed is bloody frick
    Bloody baneposts get bloody rekt
    Don't make me bloody kek
    Bloody hurts to look around
    Everywhere in Cinemaphiletown

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No more, Butchie. No more of dis.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      walt frickin whitman ova here

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HO!

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He created Cinemaphile is what he did! He was a great shitposter! And in this house m00t is a hero! End of post!

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you feel like nothing good was ever gonna be posted about you?
    >and nothing did, so what?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no seeds in my sneedbook

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      THATS RIGHT CHUCKSUCKA, FRICK OFF

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /asp/, whateva happened there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened there? I'll tell you what fricking happened.
      That fricking chink hiromoot kicked us out of three boards with no fricking provocation whatsoever!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its cause the chinese don made them an offer they couldnt understand

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My Cinemaphile is dead!

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been on Cinemaphile for at least 13 years, probably 15 on Cinemaphile
    Frick, what's the best website blocker?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will prevent you from coming back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quit porn, I can quit Cinemaphile.
        Don't be a doomer.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          All porn? Images and audio?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fundamental question is, will quitting Cinemaphile be as easy as quitting porn was was? And it will be, even more so? But until it is, it's going to be hard to verify that you think I'll be easier.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A pint of bans, is worth a gallon of (You)s. This crossboard raiding is impacting our bottom line.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know Anon’s bottom was impacted, if that’s what you’re referring to.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever he was, he was a big guy and top shitposter of one of my crews

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You believe this? Guy just got promoted to a janitor, says he's pruned 16 IPs already.
              >His board looks like shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                underrated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't quite because when you do you realize it's not worth it.
      You want some kino discussion, you come here, you want some laughs, you come here, you got a rough day and want to act like an absolute butthole with no consequences, you come here, who's gonna stop you, the jannies? Lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got no arc either. I was born. I grew up. Spent a few years on /b/, a few more on Cinemaphile, and here I am, a half a shitposter.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Phil have to compromise and jack off in a tissue?

    >1. It’s heavily implied that Phil is gay —coming out of the closet scene, him getting uncomfortable when the bodybuilders are on tv
    >2. Tony said so himself, that you get a pass for that in the can

    So what gives? Why did Phil have to lie? “I wanted to frick a woman, but I compromised. I fricked a boi in his sweet hairy boipussy instead.” Surely that would have better illustrated his point, no?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The running joke is some of them probably did do some buttstuff in jail
      Phil literally walks out of a closet to kill a gay
      Standard "repressed homosexuality" storytelling

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The running joke is some of them probably did do some buttstuff in jail
      Phil literally walks out of a closet to kill a gay
      Standard "repressed homosexuality" storytelling

      >oldschool mafia captain does gaystuff in prison
      You have no idea how wrong you are. It might be repressed or whatever, but he would never go through with it.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cuddle every last one of you fat stinky anons UwU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ho!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOOoooohhh, watch your tongue, show some respect

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're from shitposters Anonymous
    >What are your tripcodes?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can’t find pussy anywhere

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discontinue the lithium

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well we're Anonymous

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To Chan!

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