Thats the son of Heimdall from the new Thor movie. Heimdall had the power to see everything in the cosmos. His son has to power to use terrible CGI to Astral project his face and create funny maymays
Capeshit is a money laundering scheme. They claim to spend huge ammounts of production but they obviously cut corners in SFX, they obviously don't pay their writing staff much, they obviously don't coach good performances out of their actors, they obviously just don't generally try. It's an annual system for Hollywood pedophiles to regularly clean their money. Nobody ever audits Hollywood and they'll keep getting away with it.
>Thor goes on an adventure with the rock dude and valkyrie Black person >rock dude is a confirmed homosexual from a homosexual race >valkyrie Black person is a dyke but I think this was shown in an earlier one? >Thor's girl dies and he becomes a single dad >daughter is some sort of arabesque mutt >Whites are a minority in Asgard
Also, Thor's outfit looked like really bad cosplay. Child actors were moronic as usual, but they were made a focus in the film despite this. The CGI was pretty bad as you can see in the OP.
Keep in mind the world C.S Lewis grew up in is significantly different from the world we live in today. Not sure a Christgay like him would approve of spiritual allegories that seek to replace God with man. Much less man of the sing-song temerity variety.
This can't be real. I know the CG must be particularly shit because even the critics are commenting on it now, but Jesus Christ what the frick went wrong?
those little shits don't have money
they're movies for 20-30 somethings
2 years ago
Anonymous
No they are supposed to be movies for everyone
those little shits don't have money
they're movies for 20-30 somethings
More like for thirsty women 30+ years old, they know the Thor movie fans only care for Chris' body, who hilariously enough has had conflict with directors for treating him like a piece of meat
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not for the mouse
2 years ago
Anonymous
Incase you forgot hollywood. >man ass and nudity
Funny >female ass and nudity
Literally sexism and porn
2 years ago
Anonymous
When was the last time capeshit showed female ass or nudity?
soldier boy rubbing one out to fat old ladies
its funny/empowering/[your adjective here] because they're fat and old, i guess
Imagine Zeus doing this to a woman and we would see her naked from behind. The movie would have been banned in America and the writers and producers cancelled.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female? Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ? Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
When it comes to leveling the playing field, females always try to do twice the effort so don't come with your patriarchal uno reverse card and think that it's a good "gotcha".
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
Unironically, yes. We are living in a feminine society. Even the powerful men are feminine now. We've traded our kings and soldiers for bankers and entrepreneurs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Women being careful about walking alone isn't because they're more likely to be attacked, it's because they're so much weaker that a decently fit man could overpower 99% of women.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is what I don't get about women. They claim they're scared walking the streets alone but then they support progressive policies such as immigration, softer sentencing, and reduced policing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
people sabotage themselves in extremely subtle ways in order to perpetuate their way of living, women are no different.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
Yes, I might get mugged or followed home to get robbed >Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
Yes, in my field there are tons of female preferential treatment/affirmative action
Women are valuable simply for existing, they don't need to work as hard as they think they should, they're mostly copying men or are just being prideful
Men are expendable and have to prove themselves all the time to everyone. The standard for us is working hard or working harder
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're gonna get shitposts but I agree. I would hate to be a woman. I'd be myself but physically weaker, less control of my hormones and emotions, and unable to really do my midnight jogs/creepin
2 years ago
Anonymous
On the other hand women get privileges in business and academia, and if you're attractive you can make porn and never have to work a day in your life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you forgot to add >valued for existing (yet to be refuted by anyone) >protected by both the state and regular men (the latter if you were in any physical danger) >given priority in employment and scholarships
I could go on. women are even portrayed in most media as more competent and valued than men, men are more often than not portrayed as bafoonish oafs, and if not, muscled props that slavishly regurgitate the opinions of holes. women on the other hand, are infallible, who have infinite wit and are competent in everything (more than a man is in his respective profession or ability), and who are hilariously respected even if they are ugly fridge-bodies. our world is feminine and gay, women have never had it easier.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have to remember that people here are absolute losers who blame everyone but themselves for their own ineptitude. They blame it on them being male because they can't accept that it's just them. Nothing to do with their dicks, their skin, Nationality. It's their personality. The vast majority of us are doing great.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the vast majority of us are doing great.
speak for yourself yuppie homosexual, not all of us are content to gorge on goyslop and prostrate ourselves before israeli betamales and dog-faced bulldykes. you are a failure of a man and it becomes worse each time you make a concession to woman or empowered beta male shitlib, every "insignificant" interaction with people you yield power to adds up until you are pathetic tool of the state.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It has nothing to do with advantage. It's just because people dont view men as sexy, thus it's not sexual. Its funny, not fapbait.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I find it so funny haha it'd be even funnier if they showed his wiener just as a joke haha
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's only one Marvel wiener I wanna see.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice, but you're missing out on a whole collection of marvel wangs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shit, youre right. I forgot King Shark.
2 years ago
Anonymous
King Shark would be a gentle lover.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Depends on which version of him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cutest King Shark. Would bang and then order takeout with him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You'll never be a woman.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female? Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ? Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
Yes >When it comes to leveling the playing field, females always try to do twice the effort so don't come with your patriarchal uno reverse card and think that it's a good "gotcha".
Lol. Lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
The majority of people in prison are men.
The majority of victims of violent crimes are men.
The majority of suicides are men.
The majority of workplace deaths are men.
I could go on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
pussy ass b***h
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's a reason why society was a patriarchy for so long. Men took the risks and died for them. You take away the benefits that come from being the risktakers and the protectors and men aren't gonna wanna do jack shit for society anymore,
The future is female baby, time for you to take on the bullshit jobs
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’ll just keep my wfh job where i do jackshit and just watch movies and/or jerk off. Wonder when that will blow up. Not saying you’re wrong.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Constantly disadvantaged? no. Frequently? yes. In school, in the workplace, in love, in money, in societal expectations, in times of war or suffering, women do better in all of these things. This isn't even an argument, it's just reality.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
In this day and age where men are considered oppressors? Yes. >Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
Yes. I may not have to worry about getting raped, but I still have to worry about getting mugged and shanked. >Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
In this day and age where men are considered oppressors? Yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Good bait, but why waste your time like this on Cinemaphile?
Unbelievable. Imagine having your name as a director attached to such a disastrously amateurish scene
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yet the gay walks around like he's directing royalty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Exactly. Incompetent direction, incompetent acting, incompetent production values, incompetent handling of the source material.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't understand why Taika thinks he's important enough to appear in all the press circuits and shit alongside the actors. none of the other mcu directors do this afaik, maybe sam raimi did some interviews. Taika thinks he's tarantino or something. Ego out of whack.
I honestly think it’s hilarious they always find the ugliest Black person they can find for these things. The next marvel movie should just be a liquor store with superhero Black folk twerking and commuting drivebys. Go just all out with it.
I'll give Waititi credit
no one even notices tessa's pinhead when they're distracted
2 years ago
Anonymous
The most attractive woman in America.
2 years ago
Anonymous
reminder that Taika Cohen is fricking this negress
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, he's fricking professional Hollywood sloppy seconds Rita Ora, ex prostitute of Jay Z and everyone else, who willd ivorcerape him down the line because he's too coked up to sign a prenup. Tessa was just there for the coke connections and attention whoring.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Rita Ora, the Albanian pretending to be Black somehow gets a pass for being transwog but that Rachel DenzelWashington all those gays jumped on her for pretending to be black are completely silent on Rita Ora.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Looks like part of her brain is missing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes
2 years ago
Anonymous
I like how this meme was made by someone who did not understand the placement of the heads was important.
Holy fricking shit. I have no issue with black people in movies like most of Cinemaphile, but this is abysmal. Just utterly baffling and terrible. Is it meant to be a joke? What the frick is this?
250 million dollar budget >Hemsworth gets 20 million >Taikia 15 million >Nataliie Portman 12 million >Russel Crowe 10 million >Christian Bale 20 million >Kevin Fiege and his other producer probably 40 million between the 2 >Remaining cast and crew fees, 30 million
143 million just on staff alone
The remaining 100 million goes to hundreds of graphic designers in India and china
does anyone here know that one meme where it's a Black looking down at a car? and it's just those big Black lips and noses? it'd be a good floating Black head
>in the intro to New Asgard they reference the "Asgard is a people" line >when Thor tries to rally the kids, half of them refuse because they aren't Asgardian >modernism has done more damage to Asgard than Ragnarok could
I'm thinking it's based.
The real issue is how terrible the cgi is what the actual frick I've seen better graphics on webisodes and early YouTube and 90s TV shows absolutely zero effort was made. Also that Black folk stupid makeup
the bazinga/reddit level of humor was awful, non stop bad jokes even on the small talk scenes like the hallway scene when valkyrie shows the "granade" speaker for a second it gave me deja vu that I was watching scary movie 3
>shitty Android camera resolution from a shitty angle
It’s funny that no matter how hard you chuds try, you just never succeed on stopping the marvel hype.
I predict Black Panther 2 without Black Panther and Captain Marvel 2 where be where the cracks really start to show. They have literally nothing to offer
>Heimdall's daughter is a disgustingly ugly transman >Korg's entire species is gay, describes their gayproduction and he get hitched to another rock monster with a porn mustache. >Valkyrie calling herself king, forcibly kisses some goddess. >Male gods also get horny at seeing naked Thor. >Hamfisted reference to 'bringing the Rainbow' >homosexuals still complain that 'it's not enough'
The cartoonish effects in the MCU make the films too silly to take seriously in live action.
I really wish the MCU was instead made up of 2D animated films animated in the fluid '90s Disney style, with some subtle CGI effects to enhance the atmosphere.
The MCU is in live action but it would work much better if it was fully animated.
Can someone tell me why my buddy got his panties in a bunch at “the end of the movie”?
I heard him talking to his wife after coming home from taking his son to see the movie and he said “it was pretty decent but the shoved a bunch of bullshit propaganda at the end…”
I didn’t feel like striking up a convo so I didn’t ask but now I’m intrigued.
Is Cinemaphile moronic? The effect itself is executed perfectly, it looks exactly how it is supposed to look. You guys are such low IQ redditors that all you can do is call the CGI bad even though that part is fine
Yeah we are pretty sick of looking at these ugly ass Black folk all the time. Just the most physically unfortunate, disgusting, standoffish, dead eyed, nappy haired, gap toothed caricatures of already ridiculous Black persondom constantly shoved in everyone's faces.
A bunch of gags are just "Waititi remembered a meme or Youtube video he found funny and thought he'd just do that". There is a significant recurring joke that is basically "Remember those 'goat screams like a human' vines from like 2013?"
Yeah they’re both dudes so it’s gay. It’s not asexual reproduction, them holding hands like that is sex for their species.
I earlier when rock dude says ‘I loved it’ when he saw Thor naked it came across as amusing banter, but then we learn that his character is an actual homosexual and the line becomes creepy and disgusting.
anon what am I looking at?
Thats the son of Heimdall from the new Thor movie. Heimdall had the power to see everything in the cosmos. His son has to power to use terrible CGI to Astral project his face and create funny maymays
I find it hilarious they made Heimdall a jogger. Lol
I had no idea this one was the new Thor movie since I didn't even bother to watch, you gotta be shitting me lmfao
Capeshit is a money laundering scheme. They claim to spend huge ammounts of production but they obviously cut corners in SFX, they obviously don't pay their writing staff much, they obviously don't coach good performances out of their actors, they obviously just don't generally try. It's an annual system for Hollywood pedophiles to regularly clean their money. Nobody ever audits Hollywood and they'll keep getting away with it.
>t. Inkwell that pays to see all these movies
You sound jealous.
You mean envious
>Thor goes on an adventure with the rock dude and valkyrie Black person
>rock dude is a confirmed homosexual from a homosexual race
>valkyrie Black person is a dyke but I think this was shown in an earlier one?
>Thor's girl dies and he becomes a single dad
>daughter is some sort of arabesque mutt
>Whites are a minority in Asgard
Also, Thor's outfit looked like really bad cosplay. Child actors were moronic as usual, but they were made a focus in the film despite this. The CGI was pretty bad as you can see in the OP.
>daughter is some sort of arabesque mutt
that's Hemsworth's real life daughter
>this is the new Thor movie
You’re pulling my leg, right?
Fricking hell.
My new reaction image
Thank God for the giant question mark. That drawing is so bad and expressionless otherwise.
god i love seeing a newbie seethe at anime
it's always just so out of left field
nobody cares libshit. trump won
>he doesn't own a folder full of confused anime characters
>calls others newbies
>le 2016 """oldgay"""" seethe
THAT specific character IS expressionless. It's one of her traits.
Ghost of Trayvon Martin. I don't know why he's in a marvel movie though.
Modern day America.
Yo Thor my homie, get me outta this whack ass
crystal prison
The ghost of floydsmas past
>I am the first of the three spirits to visit you tonight, Zimmerman.
>I am the Ghost of Kwanzaa Past.
pickle chin head ass
>anon what am I looking at?
SAY WHAT!!!
Looks like a screen cap from Goosebumps
>say sheeeeit and die
>It came from beneath the plantation
SHEEEEIT
That scene was nightmare fuel
Was just thinking that or some late 90s/early 00s Disney Channel movie.
What movie?
SHIIIIEEEET
it's literally uncanny
wtf he literally looks like this hahahahahahahaha
we wuz gosts my nig u kno
HEY DER
Ayo my homie Thor, you gotta get me outta dis reality prison
>Ayo is you be my dad n sheeit
>you done foun dem cigretts you went for 16 years ago?
jejejejejej
What does the original look like?
That is the original
No fricking way. That'd never get past quality control.
The entire movie's CGI was bad.
WHY dont you people understand these mega companies like Disney are not even testing minimum viable product....but have been releasing MVP for YEARS
quality what? ahahahahahah year is 2022 !!!!!!! SON HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FROZEN??????
AHAHAHAHAH
QUALITY HE SAYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i seriously dont believe it
This is Leiah Poppins all over again.
Oh, sweet summer child.
Lol wot
So glad I avoided this ahahahhahaaHAHAHAHAA
Well seems fine to me
>fine
Move over Ghost Dad. Make room for Ghost Wife's Son.
lmfao
>LOL IF I EDIT A PIC TO MAKE SOMETHING LOOK ATROCIOUS THAT PROVES THIS MOVIE IS SHIT
grow up
>Grow up and watch marvel movies like me
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C.S. Lewis
Keep in mind the world C.S Lewis grew up in is significantly different from the world we live in today. Not sure a Christgay like him would approve of spiritual allegories that seek to replace God with man. Much less man of the sing-song temerity variety.
i should re-read narnia
Is Taika deliberately crashing the MCU?
Wouldn't be surprised
capeBlack folk should be euthanized
the absolute state of this fricking industry, jesus christ
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOO MUCH SOVL MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP IT SHOULD BE LIKE A UM... BLUE GLITCHY HOLOGRAM
This can't be real. I know the CG must be particularly shit because even the critics are commenting on it now, but Jesus Christ what the frick went wrong?
>ITS NOT THE 4 HOUR KINO CUT butthole
We wuz floating heads
This keeps freaking me out, looks like a horror movie. I hate disembodied floating heads.
does anyone have a high quality version of this clip? i really want to see it in HD
That *is* the high quality.
$250 million actually
Jfc that's like Avatar's budget
Let me guess, the kid is a smug know it all who makes Thor look like a fool?
Sounds like he was there once as cameo for Idis.
No moron
That's how most of normal kids are in a certain age, anon. This trope is making fun of it.
No. But he was apparently worthy of the power of Thor
they are trying really hard to cover up this screencap being posted everywhere lmfao
>Be an entity that has God-like power.
>Project yourself as an ugly black child.
>AYIM HEYA!
ayo get your Pandemic right here!
Dis homie ghostly.
what a reddit tier gif
that gif has been on this website longer than you kid
Balls in your Jawz
Holy shit.
made my fricking night anon
motherfricker
Thats honestly fricking creepy
MCU haters get rekt. Thor: Love and Thunder on pace to break a billi!
>DEH
>IT'S ALL REL-ATIVVE TO THASIZAYA STEEP-PAHL
hello r/moviescirclejerk
Did they have to choose the most big lipped gap toothed Black person they could find?
I NEED A WEBM
Seconded. I need to see this shit in motion to believe it.
is the best I can find without a timemark to make one myself.
not a webm
You said you needed to see it in motion.
White boy summer
Aren't these supposed to be kids movies.
No they are supposed to be movies for everyone
Grow up and lose the funkopops.
isn't the rating literally PG 13
those little shits don't have money
they're movies for 20-30 somethings
More like for thirsty women 30+ years old, they know the Thor movie fans only care for Chris' body, who hilariously enough has had conflict with directors for treating him like a piece of meat
Not for the mouse
Incase you forgot hollywood.
>man ass and nudity
Funny
>female ass and nudity
Literally sexism and porn
soldier boy rubbing one out to fat old ladies
its funny/empowering/[your adjective here] because they're fat and old, i guess
Is that Indiana Evans next to Zeus?
Thor culo
Should’ve been that fat pale israeliteess instead hehehe
No Feige said little Timmy has to see naked man ass
Imagine Zeus doing this to a woman and we would see her naked from behind. The movie would have been banned in America and the writers and producers cancelled.
Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female? Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ? Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
When it comes to leveling the playing field, females always try to do twice the effort so don't come with your patriarchal uno reverse card and think that it's a good "gotcha".
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
Unironically, yes. We are living in a feminine society. Even the powerful men are feminine now. We've traded our kings and soldiers for bankers and entrepreneurs.
Women being careful about walking alone isn't because they're more likely to be attacked, it's because they're so much weaker that a decently fit man could overpower 99% of women.
This is what I don't get about women. They claim they're scared walking the streets alone but then they support progressive policies such as immigration, softer sentencing, and reduced policing.
people sabotage themselves in extremely subtle ways in order to perpetuate their way of living, women are no different.
>Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
Yes, I might get mugged or followed home to get robbed
>Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
Yes, in my field there are tons of female preferential treatment/affirmative action
Women are valuable simply for existing, they don't need to work as hard as they think they should, they're mostly copying men or are just being prideful
Men are expendable and have to prove themselves all the time to everyone. The standard for us is working hard or working harder
You're gonna get shitposts but I agree. I would hate to be a woman. I'd be myself but physically weaker, less control of my hormones and emotions, and unable to really do my midnight jogs/creepin
On the other hand women get privileges in business and academia, and if you're attractive you can make porn and never have to work a day in your life.
you forgot to add
>valued for existing (yet to be refuted by anyone)
>protected by both the state and regular men (the latter if you were in any physical danger)
>given priority in employment and scholarships
I could go on. women are even portrayed in most media as more competent and valued than men, men are more often than not portrayed as bafoonish oafs, and if not, muscled props that slavishly regurgitate the opinions of holes. women on the other hand, are infallible, who have infinite wit and are competent in everything (more than a man is in his respective profession or ability), and who are hilariously respected even if they are ugly fridge-bodies. our world is feminine and gay, women have never had it easier.
You have to remember that people here are absolute losers who blame everyone but themselves for their own ineptitude. They blame it on them being male because they can't accept that it's just them. Nothing to do with their dicks, their skin, Nationality. It's their personality. The vast majority of us are doing great.
>the vast majority of us are doing great.
speak for yourself yuppie homosexual, not all of us are content to gorge on goyslop and prostrate ourselves before israeli betamales and dog-faced bulldykes. you are a failure of a man and it becomes worse each time you make a concession to woman or empowered beta male shitlib, every "insignificant" interaction with people you yield power to adds up until you are pathetic tool of the state.
It has nothing to do with advantage. It's just because people dont view men as sexy, thus it's not sexual. Its funny, not fapbait.
Yeah I find it so funny haha it'd be even funnier if they showed his wiener just as a joke haha
There's only one Marvel wiener I wanna see.
Nice, but you're missing out on a whole collection of marvel wangs.
Shit, youre right. I forgot King Shark.
King Shark would be a gentle lover.
Depends on which version of him.
Cutest King Shark. Would bang and then order takeout with him.
You'll never be a woman.
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female? Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ? Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
Yes
>When it comes to leveling the playing field, females always try to do twice the effort so don't come with your patriarchal uno reverse card and think that it's a good "gotcha".
Lol. Lmao
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
The majority of people in prison are men.
The majority of victims of violent crimes are men.
The majority of suicides are men.
The majority of workplace deaths are men.
I could go on.
pussy ass b***h
There's a reason why society was a patriarchy for so long. Men took the risks and died for them. You take away the benefits that come from being the risktakers and the protectors and men aren't gonna wanna do jack shit for society anymore,
The future is female baby, time for you to take on the bullshit jobs
I’ll just keep my wfh job where i do jackshit and just watch movies and/or jerk off. Wonder when that will blow up. Not saying you’re wrong.
Constantly disadvantaged? no. Frequently? yes. In school, in the workplace, in love, in money, in societal expectations, in times of war or suffering, women do better in all of these things. This isn't even an argument, it's just reality.
>Are males constantly being at disadvantage in life compared to female?
In this day and age where men are considered oppressors? Yes.
>Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
Yes. I may not have to worry about getting raped, but I still have to worry about getting mugged and shanked.
>Are they always held back from progressing just because of what they have between their legs?
In this day and age where men are considered oppressors? Yes.
>Do males always have to be careful everytime they're walking alone ?
Good bait, but why waste your time like this on Cinemaphile?
chicken legs
Happy?
What episode of Agents of Shield is this from?
Agents of Shield was way better than this shit
> Agents of Shield was way better than this shit
Agents of shield was dogshit. At least this has superheroes.
Nah it was kino as frick after S1E16
everything is distorted, so maybe face looks better on clean footage
It didn't.
What the frick it's real
Unbelievable. Imagine having your name as a director attached to such a disastrously amateurish scene
Yet the gay walks around like he's directing royalty.
Exactly. Incompetent direction, incompetent acting, incompetent production values, incompetent handling of the source material.
I don't understand why Taika thinks he's important enough to appear in all the press circuits and shit alongside the actors. none of the other mcu directors do this afaik, maybe sam raimi did some interviews. Taika thinks he's tarantino or something. Ego out of whack.
it's bc he was born David Cohen
what was the mobile app used to create this scene
Sweet Jesus
I thought it was supposed to look bad or humorous
literally looks like early 2000's power rangers cgi
It's like they intentionally picked an ugly male Black person kid whose never acted before.
Why couldn't Heimdell have a normal negress daughter?
>i-it's bad on purpose chud!
well yes the little nog is bad with his power that's why it look like that.
>better control over your power gives you better cgi
cope
How is this even real? What the frick loooool
its a classic Wacky Waititi scene. What is the actual complaint here. No one in my theater cared
looks straight outta teletubbies
Is that George Floyd?
>mup a do didda
I honestly think it’s hilarious they always find the ugliest Black person they can find for these things. The next marvel movie should just be a liquor store with superhero Black folk twerking and commuting drivebys. Go just all out with it.
>we only have $50 left in the CGI budget.webm
I'll give Waititi credit
no one even notices tessa's pinhead when they're distracted
The most attractive woman in America.
reminder that Taika Cohen is fricking this negress
No, he's fricking professional Hollywood sloppy seconds Rita Ora, ex prostitute of Jay Z and everyone else, who willd ivorcerape him down the line because he's too coked up to sign a prenup. Tessa was just there for the coke connections and attention whoring.
Rita Ora, the Albanian pretending to be Black somehow gets a pass for being transwog but that Rachel DenzelWashington all those gays jumped on her for pretending to be black are completely silent on Rita Ora.
Looks like part of her brain is missing.
Yes
I like how this meme was made by someone who did not understand the placement of the heads was important.
WTFWT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
OH NO NO NO
I'm more concerned about how ugly that Black folk is rather than the poor CGI
Oh my god
Holy fricking shit. I have no issue with black people in movies like most of Cinemaphile, but this is abysmal. Just utterly baffling and terrible. Is it meant to be a joke? What the frick is this?
This seems like a very funny form of sabotage to me.
Straight parody tier
>The actor:"I'll do the greenscreen thing, but the final product won't look like shit, right? Do a good job"
>The final product:
The actors are getting paid set for life money for these films, like they'd give a frick how good the movie is at the end of it
I mean the black kid, he is not set for life bro.
Hply frick. I can't stop laughing.
So this is where the ghost of this kid went.
Oh shit.
How did they frick this up so bad? I could do better with blender
everything in this webm looks faker than a fricking Channel Awesome movie.
Same energy.
WHAT THE FRICK
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Why is Valkyrie just an unremarkable Black person from the Bronx?
>someone got paid to animate that floating CGI head
And he probably got paid 10,000 times as much as that poor woman in Vietnam in that one Gordon Ramsay video who sells noodles on a cheap-ass boat.
Do you understand now that we need to storm pedowood, kill all pedo millionaires, eat ALL the rich and establish a communist utopia?
>AYO THOR HELP A homie OUT YA FEEL ME ONG HELP homie FRFR
This CGI quality looks worse than Zordon from Power Rangers.
Could Cannibal Cohen has possibly picked a more Black persony nig?
Anyone got the audio version on /wsg/?
Literally everything in this scene looks fricking terrible not just the floating head
The floating head looks great you dumb zoomer, we are laughing at the fact he is black
Ayo
I only watch MCU films via Webms sorry
AYO WHITEBOI
AYO ALPHA
RITA'S EX CAPED
RECRUIT A TEAM UH TEENAGERS WIFF ATTITUDE
Looks like a youtube vid made by a 13 yo. Abysmally inept production values and cringe aesthetic incompetence
Suck it up film school graduates. No one watches this film to nitpick screenshots. and it's still going to earn more than DUNC and Batman
AYO ALPHA MA homie I NEED SIX homieS WIT ATTITUDE ASAP YOU DESKTOP LOOKIN ASS
250 million dollar budget
>Hemsworth gets 20 million
>Taikia 15 million
>Nataliie Portman 12 million
>Russel Crowe 10 million
>Christian Bale 20 million
>Kevin Fiege and his other producer probably 40 million between the 2
>Remaining cast and crew fees, 30 million
143 million just on staff alone
The remaining 100 million goes to hundreds of graphic designers in India and china
Another 200 million is dump into marketing alone
does anyone here know that one meme where it's a Black looking down at a car? and it's just those big Black lips and noses? it'd be a good floating Black head
Reminder that Heimdall was known as literally “the Whitest God” and progenitor of the noble races of the world. Don’t watch this marvel tradh
>NOOOO THE NEW CAPESHIT DOESNT MATCH MY ANCIENT ONE!
>in the intro to New Asgard they reference the "Asgard is a people" line
>when Thor tries to rally the kids, half of them refuse because they aren't Asgardian
>modernism has done more damage to Asgard than Ragnarok could
I'm thinking it's based.
WE WUZ AZGARDIANZ AN SHIIIIIIIIIIET
classic Wacky Waititi scene. What is the actual complaint here. No one in my theater cared
>Black folk like Black person shit
Tyrone you say things as if its a surprise
it'd be just as funny if a white kid communicated with Thor like this instead
The real issue is how terrible the cgi is what the actual frick I've seen better graphics on webisodes and early YouTube and 90s TV shows absolutely zero effort was made. Also that Black folk stupid makeup
Tacky Waishitty more like
so? it was fun, things like these only made them even better, pure Shlock
Black people should be banned from entertainment, I don't know what is worse his ugly face or CGI.
This is some Yabujin shit
Check out this masterful use of lighting and greenscreen. Frick this hack.
jesus, we're heading into daytime soap opera levels of professionalism here
that's an action figure from a stop motion fan film, you can't fool me.
Why the frick was Heimdall a nog in the first place?
the bazinga/reddit level of humor was awful, non stop bad jokes even on the small talk scenes like the hallway scene when valkyrie shows the "granade" speaker for a second it gave me deja vu that I was watching scary movie 3
It tried so hard to be funny but got so few laughs. If the movie was a standup comic it would have died on stage.
Requesting a George Floyd edit
And soon, real life.
The 2pac hologram show happened a long time ago though.
Imagine you're in your bedroom and some niglet's head appears and demands money.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN I HAVE COME FOR MY REVENGE
Holy shit.
>astrally projects himself on your shoulder
>"you got any games on your phone?"
>shitty Android camera resolution from a shitty angle
It’s funny that no matter how hard you chuds try, you just never succeed on stopping the marvel hype.
Jesus. Some Sony Vegas chroma key edits look better than this garbage
And I thought pic related was bad
Beware, stranger! Lord Fear has many goblins in this dungeon.
is that some Knightmare kino? base 1980s kids tv appreciator
Even a 70s movie does it better
Correct.
hopefully these shitty movies start bombing hard so they stop being made entirely
I predict Black Panther 2 without Black Panther and Captain Marvel 2 where be where the cracks really start to show. They have literally nothing to offer
hey hey hey
>Heimdall's daughter is a disgustingly ugly transman
>Korg's entire species is gay, describes their gayproduction and he get hitched to another rock monster with a porn mustache.
>Valkyrie calling herself king, forcibly kisses some goddess.
>Male gods also get horny at seeing naked Thor.
>Hamfisted reference to 'bringing the Rainbow'
>homosexuals still complain that 'it's not enough'
Literally the most homosexualy movie in the MCU.
>homosexuals still complain that 'it's not enough
Who are you quoting? I'm all for naked Hemsworth and gay rocks.
The cartoonish effects in the MCU make the films too silly to take seriously in live action.
I really wish the MCU was instead made up of 2D animated films animated in the fluid '90s Disney style, with some subtle CGI effects to enhance the atmosphere.
The MCU is in live action but it would work much better if it was fully animated.
I was the only one that laughed out loud when this ugly Blacks face showed up on screen
Also
>Korgs bf
>made of rocks
>named Dwayne
Marvel shooting on The Rock brother
Can someone tell me why my buddy got his panties in a bunch at “the end of the movie”?
I heard him talking to his wife after coming home from taking his son to see the movie and he said “it was pretty decent but the shoved a bunch of bullshit propaganda at the end…”
I didn’t feel like striking up a convo so I didn’t ask but now I’m intrigued.
It graphically shows the rock guy having gay sex with another rock dude with a porn moustache
When someone posted this pic the other day I legitimately thought it was a pic of some episode of that old 90s Goosebumps TV show.
powerful
Listen
I just dont like Black folk
did they really cgi in the tyrone meme? shiiieeet disney, just wow
Is Cinemaphile moronic? The effect itself is executed perfectly, it looks exactly how it is supposed to look. You guys are such low IQ redditors that all you can do is call the CGI bad even though that part is fine
When was the last time capeshit showed female ass or nudity?
Was this a Make-A-Wish thing? It has to be.
The kid was a good actor idk why you would think that
>browses tv and still doesnt know many movies are money laundering
Yeah we are pretty sick of looking at these ugly ass Black folk all the time. Just the most physically unfortunate, disgusting, standoffish, dead eyed, nappy haired, gap toothed caricatures of already ridiculous Black persondom constantly shoved in everyone's faces.
We are tired of it.
It's like saying that water is wet ffs
frick off Black person
Even Waititi thinks the CGI in the movie he directed is shit: https://twitter.com/morebuttertv/status/1546193820387246081
so he did it on purpose to destroy mcu?
wtf waititi cohen is based now
>one of the funniest parts of the movie
>Cinemaphile pretends to hate it
This shit isn't even Epic Movie tier, there's stuff here that's straight out of Meet the Spartans
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KLPkuFcHr5Y
God they're even using that stupid Enya meme song
A bunch of gags are just "Waititi remembered a meme or Youtube video he found funny and thought he'd just do that". There is a significant recurring joke that is basically "Remember those 'goat screams like a human' vines from like 2013?"
Honestly there is stuff the movie that would not be remotely out of place in Meet the Spartans
Holy shit this is great, going to watch the movie. Thanks Disney interns
Gay Korg
Oh great it's yet another gay non-sequitur with voiceover that they can easily trim out for the middle-east and chinese audiences. Very cool.
Is it gay if the species is asexual? This shit happens in every piece of sci fi
Yeah they’re both dudes so it’s gay. It’s not asexual reproduction, them holding hands like that is sex for their species.
I earlier when rock dude says ‘I loved it’ when he saw Thor naked it came across as amusing banter, but then we learn that his character is an actual homosexual and the line becomes creepy and disgusting.
Frick you, shill. I don't care about MCU.
I lubb marbel moobies
bump
the dreadful cgi is the worst part of this.
The CGI is good though
>He just didn't