2001: A Pseuds Oddysey

So i have been let down by alot of modern sci fi so i decided to watch some classics i have never seen before

what i expected
>kino space epic journey
>humanity venturing into the unknown
What i got
>20 minutes of ugly moronic shitty looking apes
>annoying music
>slow boring montage
>no memorable characters or lines
>every shot is 5 minutes too long because for some reason they feel so proud of their bland designs
>gay heavy breathing for 10 minutes when someone floats around in space
>le super computer who can do nothing wrong

I guess the visuals are nice for its time but god please get on with it! This whole movie feels like the fart sniffing snobs wet dream who think he is above everyone else. Is this so well regarded just because it is old? And when it comes when he got to Jupiter it felt like a long forced le DRUGS XD trip and it felt weird for the sake of being weird

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poopoo peepee

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your (You), now frick off

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you can’t say that. It’s a “classic”

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is right, like the only part of the movie worth watching is the 40 minutes or so with David and HAL on the ship, that's the only part of the film that could be considered a movie and not just a bunch of pointless nonsensical shots about monkeys and light shows stitched together to make "le high art"

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no quips
    >no exposition
    >visuals over narrative
    yep, it's anti-zoomer kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah zoomers prefer watching Vines.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sequel 2010 is a much more conventional sci-fi movie

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no memorable characters or lines
    Now that's just dishonest
    Most people who have never seen the film know HAL 9000, it's alluded to and parodied more than Casablanca or pretty much anything other than Star Wars and Indiana Jones
    >I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
    That's a quote I'm sure has been in Family Guy, The Simpsons and pretty much every other animated show that has had more than 3 seasons

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You admit you don't understand the movie in your own post and still want to call other people pseuds. The sheer enormity of the ego some autists here possess never ceases to amaze me.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are so lost.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoom-zooms literally worship a mini black obelisk in their pocket so the entire meaning is lost on them

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers even know IBM?
    >HAL
    >IBM

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta read the book to know what's going on
    it would have been very hard to do proper special effects for what was described
    SPOILER: Dave interacts with the black obelisk, the tool of an ancient alien race. They put their minds into robots, then discarded computers to become radiation-based life forms. One of them has made a space that a human could live in, to approach him and examine him. Having examined him, the living radiation takes him apart and remakes him into a radiation-baby.
    In the book, the alien shows him some other life forms living in gas planets and stars, as well as an abandoned "spaceport" full of obelisks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you gotta read the book to know what's going on
      frick off book tard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the last twenty pages would do
        just pretend it's a Cinemaphile thread

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about I don't give a frick about the book, I'm just gonna keep watching the movie since it has all I want in it.
          Take this trash to Cinemaphile

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >erm erm erm you have to be a zoomer to dislike boring movies!
    >go back to your marvel capeshits
    People have said this to me alot recently first for hating dune and then for hating 2001 wth is going on with this board?? Cinemaphile is becoming more and more like reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids born after 1995 are known for being lower IQ and addicted to iPhones. Naturally we assume when someone says moronic shit that they're a zoomer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe everybody just comes to the same conclusion that you're dumb as frick, did that cross your mind?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just have incredibly shit taste. Also OP has made this same thread like 20 times this week. We get it. You got filtered.

      What's crazy is that 2001 is such a simple and straightforward movie if you actually pay attention.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like this movie but yeah, the "no audio but breathing" sections can go get flogged for all i care, and the ape section at the start is completely useless and adds fricking nothing.
    dark star is better anyway.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another pleb that cannot realize he's a pleb
    Just accept yourself already.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no memorable characters or lines
    See, this is how I know you are a moron. This film literally features one of the most memorable characters and lines of all time.
    >HAL 9000
    >I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave
    This probably flew over your empty ADHD head while you were looking at your smartphone at the time the movie was on.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is, paradoxically, spiritually humbling and inspiring. If this movie doesn't strike a certain awe into you, it might just be that you are of a lesser human spirit. Sneed

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd probably like 2010 marginally more.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another weak 2001 bait thread
    *yawn*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how's your first day here so far?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry Lyndon's better, but you're still a pleb.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep to your capeshit, anon.
    You're not mentally prepared for anything else.

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