>2002. >2:00 a.m. >drifting in and out of sleep on the couch with Comedy Central playing in the background

>2002
>2:00 a.m.
>drifting in and out of sleep on the couch with Comedy Central playing in the background
>steel drum music starts playing

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is insane how oblivious adults were tbh
    people are shocked with how millenials are parenting but it is because we know how much shit we had access to and how little the adults actually knew what was going on.
    maybe it wasn't like that for them, or maybe they didn't know the extent of what was being piped into homes via cable and dsl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, they absolutely knew. You're talking about people who came up in the 70s and were lashing down coke and screwing like fricking mad with no phones to record you doing the most shameful shit imaginable. They just let us go and have our fun and so what if Timmy is beating it in the living room. And for all the zoomers, your parents were also absolutely blasted to the extreme in the 90s. You were likely conceived in the throes of a pair of sweaty candyflipping ravers behind a dumpster outside a Prodigy show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE A FIAH STAHTAH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're really underestimating how many boomers were absolute squares who believed everything the government told them and thought if they smoked one joint they would go to prison for life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You were likely conceived in the throes of a pair of sweaty candyflipping ravers behind a dumpster outside a Prodigy show.

        [bonging intensifies]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You were likely conceived in the throes of a pair of sweaty candyflipping ravers behind a dumpster outside a Prodigy show.
        only if you are a loser lone child

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol no
      I remember spanish tv having fricking striptease on prime time
      it's the "muh children" gays that ruined everything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        latinos are horny animals and don't count

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was a show called Latin Lover on TLN
        The whole point of the show was to have several 5-minute "sex scenes" that have everything but showing penetration. Full frontal, boobas and all. Was primo late night jerk off kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My parents knew, they didn't care, they weren't against masturbation.
      Are you against masturbation or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my parents were relieved to see me have heterosexual urges tbh senpai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all those prostitutes little bastard kids are here now shitting up the place. Hey zoomies, if your mom has a tattoo on her lower back shes a total bawd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is the new tramp stamp of the 2020s?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a chest piece aka the boob chandelier

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          probably those tattoos that go in between boobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't oblivious you were just hyper-hormonal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the antisemitism

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not American but our equivalent was a regional TV channel that aired erotic movies past midnight on weekends.
    Usually like 75 minutes of people standing around some dusty old estate, whispering drama to each other, and 15 minutes of boobs and softcore sex.
    >tfw used to watch it with siblings sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, my fellow pyccкий watching dat ren-tv crap. Sometimes it was real porn movies just edited so you can see just asses and some breasts without penetration.
      Кaк жизнь, бpaтишкиo?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey thanks, i'm gonna use yours, .webm is just better. i made this one years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bleu Nuit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Canadian hours. Quebec was at least good for something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone here libe in the Miami area? Remember channel 41 and channel 21 (25,26?). 41 had a show called Luna Verde, it had straight up nudity, local girls too. Channel 21 used to show argentinian shows that were softcore, Disputas ShowMax. Man what a time lmao.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm old enough to have bought a couple of these. I didn't get broadband until I was in my 20s.
    Thank Christ too I might have become a real KHV with easy access to unlimited porn.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lost media here - I remember one where this girl drove up to the camera and was like "Yeah no one eats pussy like me" and took the crew to her hotel room where she went to town on her gf for a solid 20 minutes.....

    glorious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      many of those videos are a google search away nowadays. yes even hour-long GGW vids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how sexy can i be for your video aimed at male midnight stoners? Oh I know, watch me be gay
      ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there aren't enough penises in this video for a straight man like me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Activate Steel Drum instrument on gear. Time to make GGWwave. We're going back, bros.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >those girls are grandmothers of mutts now
    grim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ride the tiger. surf the kali yuga, brah

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah we get it, can we discuss the better kino of the time?
    >late night quiz shows with completely rigged answers
    >late night shopping channels with the depressed single man selling you a vacuum
    >sign language woman watching the show with me inbetween dialogue

    honestly miss staying up til 5am when the random Cash Cab episodes would hit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that Ron guy or whatever selling kitchenware. And there was one informercial bit where the entire Ron family gets involved.

      The uncle was demonstrating some shit and he flubbed his lines and briefly muttered "I'm in trouble". And being half-asleep I thought they were going to take him out back and fricking kill him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The uncle was demonstrating some shit and he flubbed his lines and briefly muttered "I'm in trouble". And being half-asleep I thought they were going to take him out back and fricking kill him
        kek thats pretty funny anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's SET IT AND FORGET IT
      I unironically watched those things all the way through a few times. It became a comfort ritual after a night of partying in its familiarity. Go out, get drunk and high, party, come home to buddy's place, watch the Ronco guy sell his shitty plastic machine in the dark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can we discuss the better kino of the time?

      AWWWW...
      Drunks and losers,
      Dwarves with limps,
      Flos and ho's and one-eyed pimps -
      Down the alleyway they creep.
      They're all your friends when you can't sleep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My buddy and I used to watch Rock of Love, Next, and jackass at night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i used to beg my parents for an Oreck Air Purifier because I saw the infomercial at 3AM. Mr. Oreck had me so convinced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJOiw5ObApY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i must confess

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad the cancelled Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. It was literally the best show on television.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Craig Fergusson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't, they just rebranded as The Opie and Anthony Show on SiriusXM

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finally an adult
    >download the ggw videos
    >they suck, like 2 mins of flashing then they take one of them back to their RV and it’s no different than any other porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The appeal was that the majority were average girls next door that only did this once and never seen again. There was an old forum that broke down each video and gave names and social media links for the girls that were identified.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so it's like a precursor to GirlsDoPorn?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crazy that a few seconds of censored college boobs used to drive me into a crazed sexual frenzy, and now I have to listen to several minutes of cuck humiliation JOI just to be even in the mood to jerk off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you heavily medicated or is there just something wrong with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just a mix a depression and cooming way too much over the years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a striptease for a reason.
      It's the teasing that does it.
      Not pumping in and out with a magnifying glass where you can see all the bumps and stubble.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People don't get excited about things anymore. A conversation between two college students in the 90s/00s would have gone like this:
      >She showed me her boobs dude!
      >No way!
      >Yeah dude, she flashed me!
      >Dude that's awesome!

      now nobody cares because you can see anything you want on the internet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, you just ruined yourself with porn. I still get turned on like crazy by the most vanilla shit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    which video is this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      girls who crave sex vol. 1

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Take your gay shit back to /lgbt/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >posts homosexual porn
        >calls someone ELSE a homosexual
        Maybe you should learn what words mean.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >man isn't arroused by women
          You're a homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there aren't enough penises in this video for a straight man like me

            >gay homosexuals can only get off if two people of the same sex are going at it
            >projecting their homosexualry onto others when called out for it
            Solo female is the only porn worth watching.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if anyone's projecting it's you hombre

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how? Because i rightfully called out your gay shit as gay shit? Wanna tell me the the L in the alphabet soup people name stands for? If you like watching 2 two women frick then you support gay shit. No room for argument or debate. Simple facts.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >my man can't even conceptualize fertilizing more than one female at once
              Lowest of test

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fertilizing
                This homosexual doesnt even know how reproduction works holy shit. Protip, the woman has to be fertile to be able to be impregnated, also impregnation is impossible between two women, which is what is in the image we are talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when watching two horny women frick each other
                >his dick never enters his fantasy
                Keep revealing how fricking gay you are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fantasy
                Its two women fricking on camera. Its a homosexual act through and through. Go back to the gay board already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't see how bad those women want a wiener then you're beyond help homosexual. Go back to your gay board, Black person

                [...]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You sound gay bro. Can i suck your dick?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this on tv when I was 11 and came in my pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was the exact first thing I ever came to, at my friends house. I was scared when it happened. I think I was 8 or something.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those steel drums made my pee pee hard through pavlovian response

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was 12 years old and I had a cable television, my PS2, and the family computer all in my bedroom. I felt like a god.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but, your parents didn't want to spend time with you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Joke's on them.
        I buried them in the backyard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post the graves

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me.
    >call to order one of these tapes.
    >dude answers.
    >immediately lose boner and regain senses.
    >hang up and forget about it.
    >6 months later.
    >phone rings.
    >some lady with sultry voice
    >hello, we got a call from this number a while back. were you still interested in ordered a tape?
    >me? oh,uhhh no. must have been a mistake.
    >you didn't call for a GGW spring break tape?
    >no. not me!
    >reverts to normal hostile accent.
    >What are ya? Ya frickin' gay or somethin'?
    >start laughing
    >she gets annoyed and hangs up.
    easier days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’d all be pajeets now, can you imagine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >buy the tape you bloody bastard

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2012ish Axstv had a ggw show that was basically soft core. Lots of couch spanking.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.org/details/girls-gone-wild-live-from-spring-break
    enjoy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you my friend 🙂 been having a tough time lately

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2002
    >2:00 a.m.
    >drifting in and out of sleep on the couch with Cartoon Network playing in the background
    >CAUSE I'M YOUR LAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no that was 8 and 9am on cartoon network.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        webms you can hear

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Girls Gone Wild Snoop Dogg Edition
    >Focus Factor
    >Smiling Bob
    >that testosterone pill commercial where the 50 year old men are dating hideous 20 year old plastic bimbos

    This is what they took from us. Never forgive them.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't switch softcore porn off before falling asleep
    >mom walks in and finds out
    >a shitty ninja movie played an hour before
    >she lets it go

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My fiance is actually in one of girls gone wild videos. Is that a red flag Cinemaphile bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my future fiance is in one that gets posted on /gif/ all the time. it's cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post her breasts we might have jerked off to them already.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak downstairs around midnight turn tv on to HBO turn volume low to not wake anyone...real sex comes on...boner alert! Episode where it was a bunch of old people fricking comes on...still hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boner alert!
      shy ronnie 2 fricking rules

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I jerked off so many times to the nun in Oz.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >real sex
      I still vividly remember a sex cult where they worshiped dildos and such. One guy was proudly showing a dildo that he was convinced would survive human civilization.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the one with the perfect breasts
    Everybody reading this knows exactly which girl I'm talking about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mom walks in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this was literally on basic cable in the early 2000s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got up in the morning at 5:00am one day a few years back. The TV was left on just some regular channel nothing crazy, and there was a hot red head selling sex toys.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the hottest girls in america infomercial for GGW was the first thing I ever jerked off too

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Francis getting kidnapped was unironically more wild.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/r/gonewild has a rule where any girl who posts on any sub about selling anything gets insta and permabanned
    Literally the only based subreddit.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I beat off to a surfing movie on accident because it looked close enough to be scrambled porn

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >his parents monitored his internet after the incident

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back in like 07 or something the first time I ever saw breasts was on channel 44 something off like that. Around dinner time and it was some gone wild tier show.

    Fellas did my dad order porn and I just happened to be witnessing it or was this a fluke. I was 10

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I remember these commercials. My dick would be a diamond at the jiggling censors, begging for just a little more underboob.

    I ended up becoming a deeply closeted gay. Dunno how

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys remember how hard the FCC flipped their shit after Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl boob flash? Network had different rules than cable but it was only a half second or half a tit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was JUST thinking about that.
      Yeah she was permabanned from all media wasn't she?
      Justin eas still ok.
      But come on, a golden nipple cover? She was clearly lying about the "malfunction"

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A friend of mine had one of these. The endless cacophony of dumb sorority b***hes going "WHOOOOO" was super annoying. It wasn't even interesting after the first 60 seconds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So when did you find out you were gay

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you ever see prostitutes flashing their breasts in public anymore? Everything has gotten 10x more degenerate on the internet since the 2000s yet women are way less loose in public now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i actually did a couple weeks back. my floozy of a date dissapeared on the drinking street in my town and as i walked up/down it looking for her i noticed a ggw esque shoot going on. about 4 girls flashed their breasts, right place at the right time. then i found my drunk girl and went home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >women are way less loose in public now
      yoga pants are loose as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they pretend "gym pants" that literally go up their pussy and make their entire vulva visible are just "comfortable". There is a big difference from flashing breasts and openly being a bawd.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the same way GGW girls were "just having fun"

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in Australia my mates and I threw a big party and at the end of the night, it was just the boys chilling in a hotel room and they were advertising phone sex or something on tv.

    However, it was live and you could call and get shoutouts. We called and the sexy phone lady gave us shoutouts on late night phone sex tv kek

    I'm an amerilard so I don't know the details of how it works or how common but this was fricking amazing to my young drunk self

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid there was a creek by my house and I found a bottle floating down the creek, had a piece of paper inside and it was this number. Thank you for unlocking this memory anon.

      13 year old me knew better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you had a good time on that phone call

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >learns about the "last" button on remote
    that was the bomb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this button has single-handedly saved me years of embarrassment

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to go back

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.
    Now you can't even flirt without some b***h, years later, claiming that you raped her while she was on top and with boobs up your face.
    Not to mention all the fake shit or possibility of some homosexual recording your ass and plastering it all over the internet.

    00-s and early 10s were the golden trove of opportunities to get laid or, at the very least, have cybersex with some bored housewife on the other end of the world. Or, hell, jerk off to breasts of some camprostitute who does it just because she likes it, and not to milk simps for money.

    Paid camwhoring, virgin moralgays, grifters and wokegays effectively killed it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, yeah, and forgot to add:
      Nowadays, you might listen how everyone is so promiscuous, "pansexual", or "free thinking" about sex. Bullshit, these "open-minded" degenerates, at most, held fricking hands and even that could send them into the sperging mode. Most of those "experimenting" teens, probably, kissed their mother and now think they have a fricking lesbian experience. And for most of them even something as basic as fellatio is scary or too kinky.

      Frick this shit, seriously.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is Bob
    >Bob is looking cool
    >Bob made the call for natural male enhancement with Enzyte

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >archived memory restored

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WARNING: THIS COMMERCIAL CONTAINS CONTENT THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

    That was the dog whistle for my 12 year old self to pay attention.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I busted so many young nuts to this b***h every Saturday morning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first couple of years of The Twenty Minute Workout featured LOTS of crotch shots

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone remember a show about public nudity in the 2000s? I remember it airing on some Dish Network channel, but not a premium one like Shotime. I feel like it was some Discovery owned channel.

    It had naked women just walking around in public, going up to guys and seeing what they do. It was called Candid Cam, Sexy Cam, or Nude Cam or something. My mom started sleeping in the living room to stop me from watching it.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A GGW informercial was my first coom in 2009

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I JERK OFF TO JERRY SPRINGER SHOW AND IM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT

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