Its so weird to me that back then most people hated Paris Hilton and thought she was a vapid prostitute clown who should be laughed at and ridiculed, but now it see people saying that she's smart and didn't deserve all the hate she got. Just look at the comments on that infamous David Letterman interview.
The sex tape thing was just a publicity stunt to get in the news. Its what we would call going "viral" today. Kim K did the same thing and it unironically worked for both.
I swear, her BJ vid and how she strokes the cum out of him still gets me titanium hard even after all these years. Matter of fact, I'm gonna go fap to it again right now.
literally yes lol. she remains a prostitute, but a smart prostitute.
you mean the extremally low quality basically softcore tape that turned her from a literal who into a household name? what are you a fricking moron?
honestly, not sure if it was necessary at all, come to think about it. She could've gotten enough clout by merely showing herself to the public. She is the heiress of a multi billion dollar empire, and her name alone is enough for everything she touches to turn into gold (even her fricking perfumes are making Billions. yes, with a fricking b).
>It’s pretty obvious in retrospect that she was playing a character.
the moment it clicked for me was when she recommended that you give the gas pump a few extra shakes so the station doesnt swindle you out of those last drops
Her entire media persona was to be a sub-80 IQ blonde knucklehead. As time went on people realized that it was just a persona and she wasn't moronic in real life
The prostituteverton Window simply shifted. Her behavior 20 years ago is now considered basic b***h normal female behavior now. She was just ahead of the curve.
IIRC Paris is still super rich because she parlayed her stupid obscene money from when she acted moronic and invested it all wisely. Then everyone now decades later said she was always super nice to everyone that interacted with her and the b***h face was just an act.
She still made a fortune outside of that. Don't tell me you're one of those people constantly spouting the tired "Thinks she hit a triple when she started on third base" cliche. There's lots of people who are born into money, but she actually did something with that fame and fortune.
she isn't. the fact that she can still brand literally anything with her name and make millions out of it is enough proof. i bet you are a "eat the rich" moron though.
I never hated her. Girls and ugly b***hes were the ones who shit on her. Guys who wanted her but couldn't have her or were just upset that they have the image of a do-nothing know-nothing b***h with 'frick you' money doing stupid shit. I didn't care though. By comparison she looked hotter than Nicole Richie. I know, the lazy eye and blegh blah blah. But I was always into Paris' bimbo aesthetic. Then she sucked a wiener on camera.
>the image of a do-nothing know-nothing b***h with 'frick you' money doing stupid shit
these are the best celebs lol. they live rent free in their hates. just look at musk lmao.
You just know with all these fast food commercials with the hot women that after they took a bite and the director said cut that they either spit it into the garbage or went to the bathroom and puked it back up.
I feel the same way. I just don't find plastic fake breasts caked on makeup prostitutes attractive at all. Sure, wouldn't turn down sex but just not my thing.
It's weird, back in the day I also bought into the whole STUPID SPOILED prostitute thing, I never watched that show with her and that other girl, but I still have 1 Night in Paris somewhere on an old disc, and I have come to find her progressively more attractive the older I get.
I've spent some time with Paris. Some overlapping friends. She's nice enough. No she's not going to land you on the moon, but she is ambitious and leveraged her name well.
Only thing with Paris is she has a lazy eye that is kind of annoying when talking to her. Also her eyes are brown btw, not blue. It's contacts.
the paradigm shift between the 2010s and the 2020s is staggering, from christian fundamentalists getting bad words banned to troony sextapes and drag shows. it's like ameriburgers can only deal in absolutes
I swear, her BJ vid and how she strokes the cum out of him still gets me titanium hard even after all these years. Matter of fact, I'm gonna go fap to it again right now.
I still remember the >If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face
commercials from the 90s where a hot chick would bite into a burger and a little drop of ketchup would get on the collar of white business shirt and guys would be like spying on her through the window of a building and going "aw FRICK she's DESTROYING that shit bro". I equate hot chicks with burgers. No wonder its my favorite fricking food is just a sandwich with theatrics.
>she's not good at sucking dick
That's a blatant lie. If you now anything about a good BJ, you'd know she sucks it like a pro. Look at her increasing the intensity of stroking as he's nearing his orgasm, and the verve she employs into sucking the cum out. She was ready to swallow too, but the gay forced his dick out of her mouth for some reason, and so she did the second best thing - let him cum all over her perky, young breasts while still stroking the cum out. Perfect.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You need to suck a few more dicks in your day or get yours sucked more, great technique, great use of both hands.
Top notch head.
yea nah i just rewatched it and i feel sorry for you incels that you've never got a good blowjob and think paris hilton gives one in her vid.
11 months ago
Anonymous
My boy, I have a stable gf and get a BJ quite a few times every week. That is a very, very good BJ in all regards.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'd be genuinely jealous of the guy who gets such quality head that he rolls his eyes at that video. I doubt that's what you are but hey congratz if true.
Tastes great?
The peak of western civilization, indeed.
Its so weird to me that back then most people hated Paris Hilton and thought she was a vapid prostitute clown who should be laughed at and ridiculed, but now it see people saying that she's smart and didn't deserve all the hate she got. Just look at the comments on that infamous David Letterman interview.
Are you confusing Paris Hilton with Britney Spears?
No. But the same thing happened with her too.
Did it? I remember everyone making fun of PH again when she showed off her virtual apes at a Late Night show.
Spears is an actual airhead.
It’s pretty obvious in retrospect that she was playing a character.
There’s a long history of people doing that.
Was she playing a character during the sex tape too?
The sex tape thing was just a publicity stunt to get in the news. Its what we would call going "viral" today. Kim K did the same thing and it unironically worked for both.
you mean the extremally low quality basically softcore tape that turned her from a literal who into a household name? what are you a fricking moron?
>Softcore
>Sucks dick and gets a cumshot to the breasts
lol
Sucks a dick like a champ too. She's a good girl
shut up gay
literally yes lol. she remains a prostitute, but a smart prostitute.
honestly, not sure if it was necessary at all, come to think about it. She could've gotten enough clout by merely showing herself to the public. She is the heiress of a multi billion dollar empire, and her name alone is enough for everything she touches to turn into gold (even her fricking perfumes are making Billions. yes, with a fricking b).
>It’s pretty obvious in retrospect that she was playing a character.
the moment it clicked for me was when she recommended that you give the gas pump a few extra shakes so the station doesnt swindle you out of those last drops
>She was pretending!!!
Watch her recent docs and interviews. She's actually dumb as rocks.
Aristocrats have been affecting the aloof stereotype for centuries.
Her entire media persona was to be a sub-80 IQ blonde knucklehead. As time went on people realized that it was just a persona and she wasn't moronic in real life
The prostituteverton Window simply shifted. Her behavior 20 years ago is now considered basic b***h normal female behavior now. She was just ahead of the curve.
IIRC Paris is still super rich because she parlayed her stupid obscene money from when she acted moronic and invested it all wisely. Then everyone now decades later said she was always super nice to everyone that interacted with her and the b***h face was just an act.
She's super rich because her grandfather started one of the largest hotel chains in the world.
Fricking Zoomers, I swear.
She still made a fortune outside of that. Don't tell me you're one of those people constantly spouting the tired "Thinks she hit a triple when she started on third base" cliche. There's lots of people who are born into money, but she actually did something with that fame and fortune.
Shes less famous than a milion other dumb prostitutes who came from less
she isn't. the fact that she can still brand literally anything with her name and make millions out of it is enough proof. i bet you are a "eat the rich" moron though.
Her grandfather disowned her and her parents tho for her prostitute behaviour.
she was already rich and didn't even need to become a celebrity
>people saying that she's smart and didn't deserve all the hate she got
>tiktok people opinion
pic rel.
I never hated her. Girls and ugly b***hes were the ones who shit on her. Guys who wanted her but couldn't have her or were just upset that they have the image of a do-nothing know-nothing b***h with 'frick you' money doing stupid shit. I didn't care though. By comparison she looked hotter than Nicole Richie. I know, the lazy eye and blegh blah blah. But I was always into Paris' bimbo aesthetic. Then she sucked a wiener on camera.
>the image of a do-nothing know-nothing b***h with 'frick you' money doing stupid shit
these are the best celebs lol. they live rent free in their hates. just look at musk lmao.
Apparently she had an awful childhood where she went to one of those "troubled teen" schools and basically got tortured
She wasn’t actually a dumbass she just played one for paparazzi
HARAM!!!
You just know with all these fast food commercials with the hot women that after they took a bite and the director said cut that they either spit it into the garbage or went to the bathroom and puked it back up.
>burgers?
Never found this b***h attractive neither her nor that b***h Nicole, blondes are such shit tier.
i never thought paris hilton was hot.
would i have sex with her? sure. but i've been seen her in any media that made me go AWOOGA. she's nothing like jessica biel.
I feel the same way. I just don't find plastic fake breasts caked on makeup prostitutes attractive at all. Sure, wouldn't turn down sex but just not my thing.
>looks amazing to this day
bros...
Blatant makeup overuse, but if you know you're just using an irl sex doll does it matter?
Not in the least.
>burgers?
It's weird, back in the day I also bought into the whole STUPID SPOILED prostitute thing, I never watched that show with her and that other girl, but I still have 1 Night in Paris somewhere on an old disc, and I have come to find her progressively more attractive the older I get.
What happened, where did it all go so terribly wrong?
that first one isn't paris hilton
she shows up at the end
oh, thanks. i never finish my kino
Okay so I'm going to tell my female friend I have feelings for her. Have any of you done the same, and what was the consequence?
friendzone, what else
why would she care if you like Paris
What do you think?
>where do you think you are?
I've spent some time with Paris. Some overlapping friends. She's nice enough. No she's not going to land you on the moon, but she is ambitious and leveraged her name well.
Only thing with Paris is she has a lazy eye that is kind of annoying when talking to her. Also her eyes are brown btw, not blue. It's contacts.
Gay larp.
Paris Hilton was shamed for her sex tape.
Kim Kardashian was made famous.
And now literally nobody gives a single frick about any celeb leaks.
>"HEH, THATS NOT THE ONLY THING SHE'S GONNA BE EATIN TONIGHT"
>Mom and sister puff up to 3-5 times their original size
the paradigm shift between the 2010s and the 2020s is staggering, from christian fundamentalists getting bad words banned to troony sextapes and drag shows. it's like ameriburgers can only deal in absolutes
God gimme 2019 please
The middle of her body is like a chain chomp
I hate fat people so much. Even that pic is making me seethe. I hate them more than anything else.
I want to lick her smooth crotch
>2023
>burger commercial comes on
>>2023
Comic book superheroines dressed as Nascar drivers
Why do they keep making these moving that are GUARANTEED to bomb? What's the endgame?
>What's the endgame?
the last movie anyone cared about
Shame her sex tape is so lame
I swear, her BJ vid and how she strokes the cum out of him still gets me titanium hard even after all these years. Matter of fact, I'm gonna go fap to it again right now.
I still remember the
>If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face
commercials from the 90s where a hot chick would bite into a burger and a little drop of ketchup would get on the collar of white business shirt and guys would be like spying on her through the window of a building and going "aw FRICK she's DESTROYING that shit bro". I equate hot chicks with burgers. No wonder its my favorite fricking food is just a sandwich with theatrics.
>Goes from this to Taco Bell this years
Why? She doesn't need the money
I want to rape Paris while listening to Pulp's Common People
I want to have consensual sex with Paris in complete silence while she mutters a monotone "that's hot" every once in a while.
are you the one guy who thought her sex tape was hot? because that's basically what it was
I barely remember her sex tape. Maybe I should watch it again. Sounds hot.
it's really boring and she's not good at sucking dick
That's hot.
>she's not good at sucking dick
That's a blatant lie. If you now anything about a good BJ, you'd know she sucks it like a pro. Look at her increasing the intensity of stroking as he's nearing his orgasm, and the verve she employs into sucking the cum out. She was ready to swallow too, but the gay forced his dick out of her mouth for some reason, and so she did the second best thing - let him cum all over her perky, young breasts while still stroking the cum out. Perfect.
yea nah i just rewatched it and i feel sorry for you incels that you've never got a good blowjob and think paris hilton gives one in her vid.
My boy, I have a stable gf and get a BJ quite a few times every week. That is a very, very good BJ in all regards.
I'd be genuinely jealous of the guy who gets such quality head that he rolls his eyes at that video. I doubt that's what you are but hey congratz if true.
You need to suck a few more dicks in your day or get yours sucked more, great technique, great use of both hands.
Top notch head.
>2015
burgers?
I miss commercials from pre 2010, or whenever the moment was were it became forbidden to use scantly clad ladies to promote hotdogs and shit.
>you will never be straight shota'd by prime Paris Hilton
Dats right. You jelly, White boys?
Someone post the one with the obscenely hot Mexican vs American women's volleyball.