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There was a Nic Cage Dracula movie?!? First time hearing that, no wonder it bombed.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't hear about it? No wonder it bombed
    You put a lot of value on your movie ticket, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm perpetually online. I drive for work.
      Where was this advertised? cable TV commercials? I'm sure all the 80 year olds who still pay for Advertelevision REALLY wanted to see renfield but were just too danged busy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why didn't I hear about this if I use adblockers and don't watch TV?
        What the frick are you even rambling about kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old are you that you watch television grandpa

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did say I did, dummy? How are you so moronic to be confused by missing advertising you purposefully avoided? Stay on topic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't use adblockers, moron, why the frick would I specifically mention my online habits if they didn't serve me any ads?
          Are you trying to say "yes anon, they only advertised this on boomervision"?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then you simply need to work on your awareness. Renfeld had a pretty active online ad campaign before release so if you're pertetually online as you say you are you're either adblocking, making shit up, or straight moronic. Which is it?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ...no he is right, I've never seen anything of this film before.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What country are you from?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lets say central europe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably wasn’t marketed much in your yuropoor country then.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you don't watch TV you're purposefully avoiding the ads on it which are totally targeting you as an audience
              >if you didn't see ads online you were blocking them or you're just dumb and blind
              okay now explain why they didn't bother with posters outside the theatre or a billboard where they usually show upcoming mediocre movies?
              I can't wait to hear this one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did... Again, anon. You need to learn to pay more attention.
                >I can't wait to hear this one.
                You should probably find more fulfilling hobbies too if this is what gets you excited kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you hallucinate renfield ads everywhere you go, and I'm sorry your passionate idiocy is like a zoo exhibit to me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                every movie gets posters outside of theater, so you can see what they're playing. at least that's the case here

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                my galaxy cinemas theatre only has space for 4 posters outside yet has space for 8 different films to be showing. Depending on what's out/coming out, the posters are sometimes what's in the theatre currently and sometimes upcoming stuff. 100% determined by who wants to pay a premium for first dibs on poster space. Renfield was never one of the 4.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair the local theaters are pretty small so they usually show like 1-4 movies.
                i doubt anyone pays for the posters outside, they just put whatever they're movies are running there and at what times

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the posters are nowhere near where showtimes are displayed, and the movies displayed can vary from "currently showing" to "coming out in 9 months"

                If you'd read my last post front to back without skipping any words, you'll see that I clearly stated the posters are NOT just "whatever movies are running there", and I wouldn't be currently sardonically repeating myself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know man. there's posters inside for movies that are coming later. no need to show those outside because you want people to see what they can now go and watch when they walk past

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cage was stuck in absolute dogshit movie. The completely wasted his Lugosi-meets-Christopher Lee performance. I only hope they will bring him back despite the movie flopping.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first ten minutes with the vampire hunters are such pure fricking kino. Cage was great but yeah he was just stuck in a dogshit movie.

      I wonder if the teeth were a bit much though. Part of Dracula's horror is that he can blend in with humanity.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make dracula movie
    > call it renfield
    > it bombs

    Wow, who could have predicted it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't dracula movie, it was reinfield movie. or more precisely it was buddy cop movie with renfield in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was worse than that

      > Make campy Dracula movie with Nicholas Cage and Hoult
      > Make the movie revolve around some stupid cop played by Awkwaphina who lost her sister to a lame criminal family

      WTF? what the hell was the point of that? you had Nicholas Cage delivering a wonderfully campy Dracula in a velvet suit, and you focus the movie on some moronic cop with a grudge on the world's lamest criminal family? This movie deserved to flip even harder than it did.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s great as Lugosi Dracula.
    It’s Cigar Frog and Homoman who drag it down.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was extremely bad. the dracula imagery was only an allegory for some brooklyn b***h being addicted to drugs and abusive relationships. its extremely on the nose and very gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    awkwafina ruined it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has Awkwafina in it, and she's one of the main characters.
      That's enough to not watch it.

      She was brilliant as rapping seagull in mermaidslop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would’ve been more pleasant to hear her raped with a seagull if I’m being quite honest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its friday TURN UP THE VOLUME BROS!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it on Peawiener. It’s unsurprisingly awful except for Cage as Dracula.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has Awkwafina in it, and she's one of the main characters.
    That's enough to not watch it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nic Cage fricking sucks. why is this guy shilled so hard here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me why you think he sucks and I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicholas Cage is clearly just willing to do whatever he's offered nowadays, he's been in so many movies in such a short time it's hard to keep count.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >renfield is supposed to restore darkverse
    >director says he knows why it failed but his movie wont
    >his movie flops so hard anons literally said they removed dark universe page and wikipedia articles
    Cage was great. That's it. Stupid shit movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have had more competence, I think that might be the secret ingredient.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was really great when cage was on screen, but unfortunately there's about an hour in the middle of the movie where he's not around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was really great when cage was on screen
      less than 20 minutes of the entire runtime

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There was a Nic Cage Dracula movie?!? First time hearing that, no wonder it bombed.
    It was entertaining, but not quite good. The violence was fun.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it for free on a flight the other day. It was ok. Nothing ground breaking, actually kinda short sweet and to the point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl, I give them credit for dropping a 90min film.

      More of that please.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a movie about some fop trying to bang awkwafina.

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