All jokes aside, such a bizarre thing to do. He could have just divorced her, with all the involved costs, and started a new life with his new girlfriend, sharing custody for the kids.
nah, I get it, did you see his kids? they weren't exactly sympathetic looking with their poverty haircuts and barrages of nuggets
as someone who went trough a relationship with a person who slowly sucks the joy slowly from your life I can totally see it.
The woman didnt deserve to die, and especially neither did the kids. But frick she deserved a beating or two
Chris watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. His girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt creme and she would plop down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that would literally suck the sperm juice from his from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop weiner in his pants.
All jokes aside, such a bizarre thing to do. He could have just divorced her, with all the involved costs, and started a new life with his new girlfriend, sharing custody for the kids.
He was already in an insane amount of debt due to his wife spending habits. He was making like 70k a year and literally every single scent was gone due to the wife
>started a new life with his new girlfriend >divorced >broke >sharing custody for the kids
Fantasy writing. The gf was looking up the wife on socials, the marriage wrecker type. She never going to stay with a broke divorced dad. Chris was double fricked and never realized it.
dude worked in an oil field, he wasn't the brightest guy to begin with. It was only a matter of time until he eventually snapped like a moronic chimpanzee. Low IQ individuals like him are more prone to violent behavior
This. I grew up near the oil fields and every oil company pay day we would have to hide in the cellar with mother while father and the rest of the oil workers would go on a murderous rampage.
nah he was just moronic. He didn't even try to run even after dumping the corpses at a place linked directly to him where they were found almost instantly.
>it's up >kinos for this feel? (/pol/bait thread) >cast him/her >Fish Tank Live >what did they mean by this? >that “thin crust” pizza from Kitchen Nightmares >now that the dust has settled >oh no ___-bros! >anime can't be kin- >what's next for [X]? (thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread) >how do you respond without sounding mad >get woke go brok-ACK >Chris Watts/Stayvun <---- YOU ARE HERE >/druk/
literally all the best types of Cinemaphile threads besides twitter screencaps and frog threads
you should probably frick off to reddit, sounds more your speed
It takes a special kind of derangement to post the same thread a thousand times and still think you're being funny and avant-garde. Parakeets have broader vocabularies than the average Cinemaphile lunatic.
just ordered a stupid book about this moron because some other moron linked to an excpert in the last thread. i had no idea he married a divorced woman, after his first relationship in his life was also to a divorced one. wtf is wrong with this guy
honestly that's an incredibly disrespectful thing to do to the man that buys you that food
it would piss anyone right off
not "kill everyone" mode but "aight, frick you, you make your own breakfast from now on"
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
the girl he was having an affair with gave him anal and they found searches on her phone about how to prepare for anal sex etc
she was a freak and he completely lost his mind as soon as she let him do whatever he wanted to her
>t. has never been pelted with scalding nugs until the breaking point is reached
Consider yourself lucky, that shit is no laughing matter. It was self defense
he said he missed them throwing dino nuggies at him
missed it my ass, they were in debt and they are throwing brand name nuggies at him which land on the floor and don't get eaten, there wasnt even a dog to eat them
he whole case is beat for beat the plot to the original Donkey Kong arcade game. Big ape tries to make off with his butt princess leaving a cascading horror of barrels in his wake only to have it all come toppeling down due to his neighbor the plumber. It is a story as old as time
dreading just put out two videos and basically just copy pasted the shit we've already seen like the police body cam and painted the whole thing like brain dead normie tier about how Shane Anne was a lupus victim and he played on her weakness
Yeah I noticed that, I didn’t watch much of the video but I figured he’d frame it like that. Also way to be late as frick to the party on that ding dongs part, I can’t imagine there’s anything in that video other than regurgitating the years old Netflix documentary. The thins is, it’s not that she was the actual bad guy in the story (I mean Chris killed her and his kids for fricks sake) but as much as she was a victim of murder, Shanananan was 1000% both munchausen herself (lupus is some made up shit) and munchausen by proxy toward the kids maliciously with all the shit she was doing to them between the enemas and meds. She was also bleeding the family finances dry with pyramid schemes and doing all sorts of batshit nonsense that people tend to not discuss on popular platforms for what I can only assume is “respect for the dead.” Did Shananan deserve to die? Probably not, it’s debatable. But was she a massive piece of shit? Absolutely no question she was.
why he did it, i get
what i don't get it the half arsed shit that followed >gps in car? on >fail strangling them first time? check >have nosy neighbour with security cams? check
>0930 hours: in anticipation for her evening with Watts, Kessinger spent forty five minutes searching Google on topics like "how to prepare for anal sex" and "the anal sex guide." This progressed to searches at "Pornhub" for interracial porn videos and "threesomes with double penetration."
https://drive.google.com/file/d/16JKE6DEzoOBQUGhiyjJqzX-ZhKLn9R9o/view p.1918
I don't remember, did he kill them because shannon found out about the affair? why not just divorce and date the hot mistress like millions of middle age frick ups do in america?
>why not just divorce and date the hot mistress like millions of middle age frick ups do in america?
she would have bankrupt him and she routinely humiliated and wound him up as much as possible. Unless you've been with a woman like that it's hard to understand how much you can lose your temper when a woman is berating and mocking you when YOU are paying 50k+ a year for their entire existence. Kids at that age copy their parents and are surprisingly intuitive. They realised that Chris was the beta and started copying Shananan by mocking him, disobeying him and throwing food at him while she laughed and filmed it for facebook.
His biggest mistake was being so stupid about the murder itself. She was a druggy, if he had just put loads of opiates in her wine he would have almost certainly got away with it
His wife spent all of his money on an a pyramid scheme; they were both midwits. If he had more than three operational brain cells he would’ve just got in his car and left without looking back.
they weren't midwits. midwits are the type to tell you that to become a millionaire you should invest 10,000 a year into the S&P 500. Midwits aren't the type with "three operational brain cells." He was a geniune, full fledged moron.
He did because of the lyrics to Metallica - Battery. The song got him all fired up and he started pounding out aggression and it turned into obsession and then he killed the family battery was found in him
His wife got on his case about his cheating and when they decided to end the relationship she said the most fricked up shit she possibly could to him that she knew would push all his buttons. Instead of keeping his cool he choked the b***h and then thought it was a good idea to smother his kids with a pillow since they saw what he had done.
It was violent act of passion in the moment. He let his monkey brain take over and then tried to reason how he could clean it up.
because it's relatable
insecure fat guy settles for woman, she turns out to be a sociopath, he gets fit and finds a hot young bawd that makes him feel self worth for the first time, he turns into a chimp because assdruk
Basically Shane Anne's completely moronic non stop social media posting and shilling of products and texting her big fat friend to complain about her husband was a dead man's switch when it ceased. Almost like everyone knew she didn't post on faceberg in 12 hrs she was dead and he did it. Pretty smart in a way unintentionally.
This is something I never understood. I like my city's team, why is anyone wearing shit from across the country, like why would I be a dodgers fan living in Saint Louis?
People move and can like different teams you stupid butthole. God, i swear to god any sports fan is a moron. Imagine liking watching a bunch of morons hit and chase a ball for hours on end. Literal brain dead activities.
People act like this is the first time this has ever happened
It was just his ancient warrior genes acting up rejecting domestication
Many men grow to resent their families and modern society the same way
The ones who don't simply have farmer genes instead which is the opposite
The demons made him do it
I'm not sure how a person can live a life as a normal person for decades and then suddenly kill your children and wife
he was assdrunk anon, it happens
nah, I get it, did you see his kids? they weren't exactly sympathetic looking with their poverty haircuts and barrages of nuggets
as someone who went trough a relationship with a person who slowly sucks the joy slowly from your life I can totally see it.
The woman didnt deserve to die, and especially neither did the kids. But frick she deserved a beating or two
That's literally how every murderer is.
>live normally for years and years
>kill someone
Chris watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. His girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt creme and she would plop down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that would literally suck the sperm juice from his from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop weiner in his pants.
All jokes aside, such a bizarre thing to do. He could have just divorced her, with all the involved costs, and started a new life with his new girlfriend, sharing custody for the kids.
He was already in an insane amount of debt due to his wife spending habits. He was making like 70k a year and literally every single scent was gone due to the wife
>Step 1: Divorce
>Step 2: picrel
>started a new life with his new girlfriend
>divorced
>broke
>sharing custody for the kids
Fantasy writing. The gf was looking up the wife on socials, the marriage wrecker type. She never going to stay with a broke divorced dad. Chris was double fricked and never realized it.
dude worked in an oil field, he wasn't the brightest guy to begin with. It was only a matter of time until he eventually snapped like a moronic chimpanzee. Low IQ individuals like him are more prone to violent behavior
This. I grew up near the oil fields and every oil company pay day we would have to hide in the cellar with mother while father and the rest of the oil workers would go on a murderous rampage.
Weight loss patches sent him into psychosis then listening to Metallica in the gym while in “beast mode” put the idea in his head with the lyrics;
Smashing through the boundaries
Lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Cannot kill the family
his wife was a naggy b***h
>too moronic to get away with it
was it the ass fricking the side b***h that gave him the fog-brain?
nah he was just moronic. He didn't even try to run even after dumping the corpses at a place linked directly to him where they were found almost instantly.
He didn't have a chance
There's literally a Watts thread with 138 replies four threads below this one you colossal moron.
I'm gonna make another just to spite you, you double Black person.
ywnbaj
Wife wouldn’t do anal. Mistress would. Many such cases.
>it's up
>kinos for this feel? (/pol/bait thread)
>cast him/her
>Fish Tank Live
>what did they mean by this?
>that “thin crust” pizza from Kitchen Nightmares
>now that the dust has settled
>oh no ___-bros!
>anime can't be kin-
>what's next for [X]? (thinly veiled coomer pic dump thread)
>how do you respond without sounding mad
>get woke go brok-ACK
>Chris Watts/Stayvun <---- YOU ARE HERE
>/druk/
literally all the best types of Cinemaphile threads besides twitter screencaps and frog threads
you should probably frick off to reddit, sounds more your speed
If original thoughts are actually posted there, maybe you're right.
Are you AI?
oh no baitsisters!
What? No Dall-e threads?
>/who/
>23 threads filtered
Why in the FRICK are there 23 dr. Who threads? Show is gay as frick
I thought it was for kids/morons when I was a young bong too. I really don't understand it.
post nose right now
When was the last time an original thought was posted on this board?
what do you expect from people the same rehashed franchises over and over?
It takes a special kind of derangement to post the same thread a thousand times and still think you're being funny and avant-garde. Parakeets have broader vocabularies than the average Cinemaphile lunatic.
>Does he know?
just ordered a stupid book about this moron because some other moron linked to an excpert in the last thread. i had no idea he married a divorced woman, after his first relationship in his life was also to a divorced one. wtf is wrong with this guy
Brain dead Steelers fan
His mistress must have been some looker if he went through all that for her.
He would've been based if he just killed her b***h wife but killing the kids was just taking it too far...
What the frick would you do if you get nuggies pelted at you at terminal velocity?
honestly that's an incredibly disrespectful thing to do to the man that buys you that food
it would piss anyone right off
not "kill everyone" mode but "aight, frick you, you make your own breakfast from now on"
it's funny how beta cucks ruin their lives fro veganas
alpha chads like chris ruin their lives for buttholes
What does this have to do with Cinemaphile?
He did a famous tv interview. Just like my homie Stevie MacD.
One movie for this case and a dozen documentaries
He wanted an expedient way out of marriage and child support and didn’t think too hard about it.
Who the frick cares? Someone explain the weird fixation you homosexuals have with this guy.
He provides a fascinating glimpse into the mind of an extreme moron
we all know a family like his
As someone who was insecure, got a chubby henpecking mid girlfriend, got in shape and then got anal from a gorgeous latina tinder bawd, I get it
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>Why did it did it??
You don't have to pay alimony and child support if your wife and kids are dead =)
He was on TRT and went on roid rage
How did you guys come up with him doing it for anal sex? I want to understand this meme.
the girl he was having an affair with gave him anal and they found searches on her phone about how to prepare for anal sex etc
she was a freak and he completely lost his mind as soon as she let him do whatever he wanted to her
The kids looking like pinheads is a nice touch
>t. has never been pelted with scalding nugs until the breaking point is reached
Consider yourself lucky, that shit is no laughing matter. It was self defense
What's up with this submeme?
Did he tell the cops that he got mad
when his kids threw nuggies at him?
lmfao
he said he missed them throwing dino nuggies at him
missed it my ass, they were in debt and they are throwing brand name nuggies at him which land on the floor and don't get eaten, there wasnt even a dog to eat them
Thanks for the clarification.
That's the sort of shit only unhinged dudes say ig
he had butthole fever
he whole case is beat for beat the plot to the original Donkey Kong arcade game. Big ape tries to make off with his butt princess leaving a cascading horror of barrels in his wake only to have it all come toppeling down due to his neighbor the plumber. It is a story as old as time
Underrated
Perchance not enough turt stomping. Perchance.
i wonder if she gave good head
Yeah she sucked his balls dry with her butthole
Anal isn't even that great. It's okay once in a while, but vegana is inarguably the superior hole.
dreading just put out two videos and basically just copy pasted the shit we've already seen like the police body cam and painted the whole thing like brain dead normie tier about how Shane Anne was a lupus victim and he played on her weakness
Yeah I noticed that, I didn’t watch much of the video but I figured he’d frame it like that. Also way to be late as frick to the party on that ding dongs part, I can’t imagine there’s anything in that video other than regurgitating the years old Netflix documentary. The thins is, it’s not that she was the actual bad guy in the story (I mean Chris killed her and his kids for fricks sake) but as much as she was a victim of murder, Shanananan was 1000% both munchausen herself (lupus is some made up shit) and munchausen by proxy toward the kids maliciously with all the shit she was doing to them between the enemas and meds. She was also bleeding the family finances dry with pyramid schemes and doing all sorts of batshit nonsense that people tend to not discuss on popular platforms for what I can only assume is “respect for the dead.” Did Shananan deserve to die? Probably not, it’s debatable. But was she a massive piece of shit? Absolutely no question she was.
There's a pretty good comment of someone claiming to be her friend and getting upset that anyone would say negative things about Shane Anne
why he did it, i get
what i don't get it the half arsed shit that followed
>gps in car? on
>fail strangling them first time? check
>have nosy neighbour with security cams? check
he was moronic
This moment was proof that God exists.
Which god?
Even God was dunking on Chris Watts at this point
irl equivalent to Eru pushing Gollum off the ledge
Someone make one of these when the cop keys his radio and Chris shits himself thinking he's calling for backup.
>0930 hours: in anticipation for her evening with Watts, Kessinger spent forty five minutes searching Google on topics like "how to prepare for anal sex" and "the anal sex guide." This progressed to searches at "Pornhub" for interracial porn videos and "threesomes with double penetration."
https://drive.google.com/file/d/16JKE6DEzoOBQUGhiyjJqzX-ZhKLn9R9o/view p.1918
Built for bbc ain't just a meme.
t. JIDF
Jews made her search for bbc porn?
actually they did, many such cases
I don't remember, did he kill them because shannon found out about the affair? why not just divorce and date the hot mistress like millions of middle age frick ups do in america?
>directed by Hideo Kojima
He is autistic
He has worse social skills than I do, and I was diagnosed with Assburgers.
>why not just divorce and date the hot mistress like millions of middle age frick ups do in america?
she would have bankrupt him and she routinely humiliated and wound him up as much as possible. Unless you've been with a woman like that it's hard to understand how much you can lose your temper when a woman is berating and mocking you when YOU are paying 50k+ a year for their entire existence. Kids at that age copy their parents and are surprisingly intuitive. They realised that Chris was the beta and started copying Shananan by mocking him, disobeying him and throwing food at him while she laughed and filmed it for facebook.
His biggest mistake was being so stupid about the murder itself. She was a druggy, if he had just put loads of opiates in her wine he would have almost certainly got away with it
His ambition overreacted his abilities
do it for her
His wife spent all of his money on an a pyramid scheme; they were both midwits. If he had more than three operational brain cells he would’ve just got in his car and left without looking back.
they weren't midwits. midwits are the type to tell you that to become a millionaire you should invest 10,000 a year into the S&P 500. Midwits aren't the type with "three operational brain cells." He was a geniune, full fledged moron.
roastie be toastie, simple as
having a wife who wants to pretend she has the perfect life and documenting it all on social media sounds so exhausting
Seems like the vast majority of women are like that.
women are only tolerable under real patriarchy
You all mention when he was fat, but I've never seen a picture of him fat.
lurk moar, there is even video of him being a fatass dancing at some wedding or some shit
his wedding photo
what's the best documentary about this thing?
>wife and kids are dead
>He's still smiling
We should all try to be like Chris Watts.
He did because of the lyrics to Metallica - Battery. The song got him all fired up and he started pounding out aggression and it turned into obsession and then he killed the family battery was found in him
His wife got on his case about his cheating and when they decided to end the relationship she said the most fricked up shit she possibly could to him that she knew would push all his buttons. Instead of keeping his cool he choked the b***h and then thought it was a good idea to smother his kids with a pillow since they saw what he had done.
It was violent act of passion in the moment. He let his monkey brain take over and then tried to reason how he could clean it up.
>almost 2024
>I'm still not sick of daily Watt's threads
Why is it so kino?
because it's relatable
insecure fat guy settles for woman, she turns out to be a sociopath, he gets fit and finds a hot young bawd that makes him feel self worth for the first time, he turns into a chimp because assdruk
>your wife is out of contact for five minutes
>your neighbor already knows you killed her before even you knew
Basically Shane Anne's completely moronic non stop social media posting and shilling of products and texting her big fat friend to complain about her husband was a dead man's switch when it ceased. Almost like everyone knew she didn't post on faceberg in 12 hrs she was dead and he did it. Pretty smart in a way unintentionally.
Never trust a guy who wears sports teams gear from all over the place. Like a footlocker at the mall of America exploded in his closet.
This is something I never understood. I like my city's team, why is anyone wearing shit from across the country, like why would I be a dodgers fan living in Saint Louis?
People move and can like different teams you stupid butthole. God, i swear to god any sports fan is a moron. Imagine liking watching a bunch of morons hit and chase a ball for hours on end. Literal brain dead activities.
>People move and can like different teams you stupid butthole.
no,they can't
you are either a beta gay or a woman
you know
>Chris Watts
>Dalia Dippolito
one has to go, who has the more interesting story
And why did he spare the dog?
Only monsters murder sweet innocent animals.
WHY THE FRICK HE DO IT SAAR, WHY DID IT DID IT SAAR
People act like this is the first time this has ever happened
It was just his ancient warrior genes acting up rejecting domestication
Many men grow to resent their families and modern society the same way
The ones who don't simply have farmer genes instead which is the opposite