>2023. >still no animated OddWorld movie

>2023
>still no animated OddWorld movie
what's the hold up?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one remembers your old boomer point-and-click games, grandad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >point-and-click
      It's a sidescrolling platformer with unforgiving difficulty, moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >with unforgiving difficulty
        infinite lives.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Has a quicksave, even on consoles
        >Unforgiving difficulty

        Ok moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oddysee doesn't have quicksave and was indeed very difficult

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was a lot of checkpoints it wasn't that hard man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you say it's the dark souls of side scrollers, kind stranger? Have my updoot Black person shit!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic redditry is still reddit
          You have to go back

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unforgiving difficulty
        I wouldn't say that anon. The grid-based platforming movement handles like a 2D version of a classic Tomb Raider, so while it involves timing jumps correctly to avoid traps or escape death, it's not frame-perfect inputs and is pretty forgiving once you've learned a sequence.

        ...and the non-dangerous sections are just exploration and basic puzzle solving. Not that difficult.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I must have been about 10 when it came out and I completed it. I did however have vastly more free time, so it could have been a brute force attempt.
          Challenging by todays standards I think is a fair statement.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            Modern gamers are fricking sissies/zoomers who need more hand-holdy bullshit these days.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Personally I take the approach that competition is much more rife now and games as desperate for you not to drop it.
              When Abe came out, finding something else to play involved a trip to the shop, so you were incentivised to at least play it for an evening. Now you can download anything at the drop of a hat.

              No way a 10 year old found and rescued all the aliums in that game. israeli percent chance.

              Oh yeah, almost certainly bad end, but I don't remember that explicitly, I do remember the gas level though at that's pretty much the end.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way a 10 year old found and rescued all the aliums in that game. israeli percent chance.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Fable when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably in 2025 but you won't like it.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was owned by Atari which is currently in an ownership black hole. Whoever owns the rights to it probably doesn't even know about it.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no adaptation of 9 either

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh cool, Anne Heche, Ellen Degeneres, Cher, Jim Belushi and others did the voices but I cant find it on steam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think De Niro might have been a producer or something too. It was a huge bomb of a game but I really loved it as a kid. Really interesting design and atmosphere

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          creepy game without all the lights being turned off

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like its abandonware

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks I think I found a download for it on some abandware site

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been wondering this myself. The owner of this property seems like a dysfunctional buffoon full of hot air

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's exactly what he is. most of the game developers back then were psychotic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most of the game developers back then were psychotic.
        Better than the soulless corporations of today.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it also meant they'd always bite off more than they could chew, make promises they couldn't ever deliver on, make claims that were often complete nonsense, etc. sometimes it worked out well, the rest of the time you ended up with munch's oddysee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's exactly what he is. most of the game developers back then were psychotic.

      >what's the hold up
      The Legendary Limitous Luscious Lorne Lanning is a neurotic late boomer who burned out his creative spark several years ago & is just a hopeless trend-chaser these days. He's been wanting to make an Oddworld film for decades, but never did since he mismanages he always mismanages his budget.

      Someone give me the QRD on Lorne. He seems like one hell of an unreliable narrator.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's nothing without the talent below him. After the success of oddysee and exodus he moved his studio to SF and lost most of the real talent.
        Everything since then has been uninspired or misses what was interesting about the originals.
        A lot of people like strangers, though it never spoke to me, but it's worth mentioning it has a following.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Farzad was the real brainchild behind Oddworld. Lanning is like Lucas in that he brings interesting ideas to the table, but he needs a team to help him refine and acheive his goals. He's otherwise hopeless if he's surrounded by yes men, often resulting in overambitious failures like Soulstorm.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rango is as close as you're gonna get in this timeline

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strangers wrath was my shit

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the hold up
    The Legendary Limitous Luscious Lorne Lanning is a neurotic late boomer who burned out his creative spark several years ago & is just a hopeless trend-chaser these days. He's been wanting to make an Oddworld film for decades, but never did since he mismanages he always mismanages his budget.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello

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    ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > BRAAAPS
      nothing perssonel kid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Used to love brapping in Munch's face in front of my fellow mudokon boys and getting some laughs from them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's sad that this super laid-back attitude is how they ended up getting enslaved.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn I haven’t thought about this in 20 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna go back

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        same brother.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mudokon voice< “No!”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't get lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get em!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that opening scene

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dayum, that sucks!
        >Dayum dude!
        >That's nasty!
        >Hey ya little cuties!
        >You better stay here!
        >Not gonna happen!
        >Whatever!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All a ya!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly says "Blowaya"

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too expensive probably. it would be great though.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't pedowood make a movie where the villains are hideous corporate monsters called ~~*Glukkons*~~ lead by Moloch the ~~*Glukkon*~~
    It's a mystery

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oddworld is a metaphor for israeli people you bran dead frick

      "Abe's Exoddus"

      absolute moron this is what /misc/ does to your brain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >creatures that can mind control other forms of life
        I understand now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        “jews”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bran dead frick
        oooooo reddit spacing troony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think the odyssey is about you inbred vermin too you fricking reddit spacing moron?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically how the hell did Lanning get away with it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Legendary Limitless Luscious Lorne Lanning can do anything, except hand over the medical power of attorney of his IP now that he has gone batshit insane

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oddworld would be a kino setting

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have made one of those weird cgi movies from the 90’s

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'd probably cast Oddworld as a black guy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would actually be interesting. I think it should be an Amazon Prime original.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon would try and just make a crappy 2D animated series, we need a 3D animated film akin to Shrek and Antz.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH YEAH HEARD IT BEFORE

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it would just bomb like the Dark Crystal because of no humans and no generically appealing designs.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was playing the demo and thinking it was possible to access the whole game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me 20 years to find the secret area behind one of those barrels at the very start of the game.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't be the only one who was scared of him as a kid
    creepy looking motherfricker

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too "90's" for many

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was kino I didn't really get sicked into the new one like I did the old ones though.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hecking CORE MEMORYNO unlocked

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could something be made out of this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      but out of the original game? Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >original is about alice getting over her guilt for her family dying in a house fire
      >sequel is about her family being murdered by a nonce that was raping her sister and running a pedo ring out of an orphanage
      the cards in the clouds mission was fun though

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If put to film who could play such a kino character? Is it even conceivable to turn it into a movie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sequel for sure, but not the first game. Kurt's solo in that one.
      >b-but Bones/Max
      Airstrike + final boss usage only. It only works as a video game, and a film/TV adaptation would deviate too far.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were planning one around the time of the Strangers Wrath, but I guess that wasn't as successful as they had hoped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something to do with EA sabotaging the game's marketing, but it had more to do with the release timing + Lorne's failure to realize that the IP is extremely niche to begin with.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game was already basically a movie thanks to the excellent cinematics and dynamic score

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they do make an Oddworld movie it should be based on a Max Casualties speedrun

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be a stop motion animation. There's this Japanese short animation about some robot and weird clones that made me think of Oddworld and other old games in similar style. I can't remember the title.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Junk Head. Google got better at finding things.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer for new n' tasty was pretty kino and made me want a film

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, it was a soulless remake, and yet somehow, Soulstorm made it look more competent by comparison.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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