>2023 >still no Obama biopic
What do you mean? There's already been multiple biopics. He literally owns a production company that has a deal with netflix
What would an Obama biopic even be?
You can't really include what he did during his presidential term, when he pivots away from everything he campaigned on and becomes a standard corrupt politician who doesn't inspire any hope of optimism.
Do you end the movie on election night 2008 and act like the rest doesn't matter?
Barack is a Hollywood mogul now. He doesn't need a biopic. He could snap his fingers and greenlight one with an A list director this afternoon if he wanted to. Yeah Barry's got it like that now. homie can't stop winning.
He kept the left from going full clown world. The years after he left office up to today are like Iraq after Saddam was removed from office. Or Libya after Ghaffafi. ....absolute total chaos. This cannot be refuted.
The troonypocalypse certainly did not start with him. With mass public school grooming of third graders, the president dancing with topless traps on the Whitehouse lawn and grown men buttfricking each other on the Senate floor.
Obama is WAY too image conscious to let shit like that go down on his watch. There is no way in this universe was going to let anybody tarnish his historical image. He would pull every string behind closed doors to shut it all down no matter the cost. His protege Biden gets to wear that clown costume for the rest of history.
If anything was Obama's fault it was giving us Biden.
The drone strikes were not ordered on civilians, they were ordered on alleged terrorists, while killing an estimated 90% civilians at the same time.
They included use of the "double tap" tactic, where the drone circles back around, bombs the same point and kills the first responders, because it was thought that the first responders were likely to be terrorist associates of the initial target, though I don't know if they ever any provided evidence for this
Well yeah she's the daughter of the first black and third gay president. She went to one of the most prestigious private schools on Earth and then to college at Harvard. What do they expect, she's going to be fricking Jamal, driving him to his GED test, b***hing at him for not picking up any sides at Wingstop? Fricking delusional.
The one thing Hollywood can't nail is political biopics because they can't be objective for shit. Obama comes across as Jesus and someone like Trump as the devil and it's cartoon as shit.
Jonathan Majors
Hunter Schafer
Ryan Gosling
I see you dubs are raise his pornographic lookalike, Bryan Gozzling. Sasha Obama is played by Sasha Obama.
Lil Nas X. With Karl Malone as Big Mike.
that hideous twink timothy chamoletwhateverhisfrickingnameis
Jordan Peele
Tim Blake Nelson
Michael Keegan.
>OH LAWDY YOU'Z A COON YOU'Z A Black person NAWMEAN
I still can't believe it's real
>YOU A COON
>YOU A homie
No dorky mulattos exist in hollywood. You'd probably have to go to england. Maybe richard ayoade but he's as old as obama
>2023
>still no Obama biopic
What do you mean? There's already been multiple biopics. He literally owns a production company that has a deal with netflix
>Michelle played by a woman
This is trans erasure.
What's he done to deserve one?
Blow up a child traficking "hospital" in Afghanistan
What would an Obama biopic even be?
You can't really include what he did during his presidential term, when he pivots away from everything he campaigned on and becomes a standard corrupt politician who doesn't inspire any hope of optimism.
Do you end the movie on election night 2008 and act like the rest doesn't matter?
childhood in indonesia and being a poker player wigged out on drugs while going to law school
Movie opens with a birthing scene in Kenya. A president is born.
>has to be played by a black person
You realize he's half white...
A lot of the actors that were mentioned ITT are mulattos too.
John Cena
How about a biopic of his mom? They could spend 20 minutes on the scene with the soda bottle.
sauce? Yeah, that's what i thought
THEY'RE ALL POOR LIKE OBAMAAAAA
FRICK MICHELLE OBAMAAAAAA
Paul Giamatti in blackface
>closeted gay narcissistic "black" man
Will Smith
but there was one with Anya Taylor Joy playing his gf
Barack is a Hollywood mogul now. He doesn't need a biopic. He could snap his fingers and greenlight one with an A list director this afternoon if he wanted to. Yeah Barry's got it like that now. homie can't stop winning.
All you'd get is a puff piece that sucks him off as the greatest leader of all time. I'd literally rather watch paint dry.
what notable thing did he do aside from ordering drone strikes on civilians
He kept the left from going full clown world. The years after he left office up to today are like Iraq after Saddam was removed from office. Or Libya after Ghaffafi. ....absolute total chaos. This cannot be refuted.
Clown world began with Obama.
The troonypocalypse certainly did not start with him. With mass public school grooming of third graders, the president dancing with topless traps on the Whitehouse lawn and grown men buttfricking each other on the Senate floor.
Obama is WAY too image conscious to let shit like that go down on his watch. There is no way in this universe was going to let anybody tarnish his historical image. He would pull every string behind closed doors to shut it all down no matter the cost. His protege Biden gets to wear that clown costume for the rest of history.
If anything was Obama's fault it was giving us Biden.
>ordering drone strikes on civilians
sauce?
The drone strikes were not ordered on civilians, they were ordered on alleged terrorists, while killing an estimated 90% civilians at the same time.
They included use of the "double tap" tactic, where the drone circles back around, bombs the same point and kills the first responders, because it was thought that the first responders were likely to be terrorist associates of the initial target, though I don't know if they ever any provided evidence for this
https://scholarship.law.ufl.edu/flr/vol69/iss1/7/
They don't want people looking into his past, while he's still puppeting Biden and all the underhanded shit he did as president.
>42-year-old Summer Glau appears as Sarah Palin
>How's all that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya?
there already is one
Key Largo
>Cast him
Into the sea.
based
Well yeah she's the daughter of the first black and third gay president. She went to one of the most prestigious private schools on Earth and then to college at Harvard. What do they expect, she's going to be fricking Jamal, driving him to his GED test, b***hing at him for not picking up any sides at Wingstop? Fricking delusional.
The one thing Hollywood can't nail is political biopics because they can't be objective for shit. Obama comes across as Jesus and someone like Trump as the devil and it's cartoon as shit.
Vice was pretty gud.
Idris Elba
And Mike Tyson as Michelle.
50 cent could play Michelle pretty well
Who will play Michael?
Tariq Nasheed
That might be a bit too zesty for Hollywood
no Obama biopic
>Cast him
timothee chalamet
>2023
>still no Obama biopic
Wrong.
timothee chalamet plays the young Obama in the flashback scenes
Today I will remind them
Whose a famous gay black?
>its rewind time
Just get the Brazilian lookalike
but there was a series