Blockbusters: >Transformers One >Joker 2 >Dune 2 >Godzilla x Kong >Sonic 3 >Kung Fu Panda 4 >Garfield >Furiosa >Deadpool 3 >Kingdom Planet of the Apes >Inside Out 2 >Bad Boys 4 >Venom 3 >Gladiator 2
>Transformers One
Mediocre domestic, but should kill internationally as usual, unless China doesn't allow it for some reason. >Joker 2
My instincts say the first Joker film was flash in the pan and they can't repeat its success. >Dune 2
Predicting a mediocre performance but not a total bomb. >Godzilla x Kong
Bomb. >Sonic 3
Will do well. First two films have been received positively so I believe audiences will be there for this one, provided they dont' frick it over with a streaming release. >Kung Fu Panda 4
I think this is a safe release that will do well. >Garfield
Bomb. >Furiosa
Bomb. >Deadpool 3
Potential for smash hit but given how badly Disney / Marvel have been fricking up lately, chances are not inconsequential they manage to torpedo Deadpool's brand, too. >Kingdom Planet of the Apes
Flop. >Inside Out 2
Flop. >Bad Boys 4
Bomb. >Venom 3
Flop. >Gladiator 2
Giga bomb.
>Transformers One-bad >Joker 2-terrible >Dune 2-as good as the first >Godzilla x Kong-as good as the first >Sonic 3-bad >Kung Fu Panda 4-bad >Garfield-terrible >Furiosa-bad >Deadpool 3-meh >Kingdom Planet of the Apes-good >Inside Out 2-bad >Bad Boys 4-meh >Venom 3-bad >Gladiator 2-terrible
calling a few of these "bombs" is a stretch but Dungeons and Dragons only making 200 mil against a 150 mil budget not including advertising means it almost certainly lost money.
It 100% did and noone will give a frick about any stupid feminist trahs sequel either. It is so over for this shit era of entertainment and I am so happy about it. Cannot wait for all the people who somehow convinced everyone they should be writing all this shit to be back as batistas in some shit coffee shop where they all belong. They can try to tell me about their generational trauma and how mean men are there.
Movie theaters are in trouble. The future of films is direct to streaming sadly, and the number of movies coming out is going to lower in favor of miniseries.
the entire industry is crashing like vidya in the 80s. any of this look familiar? >Flooded market >Loss of publishing control >Lack of consumer confidence >Competition from home releases
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983
So when do we the equivalent of the ET game, the final nail in the coffin, the film so bad it crashes public faith in Hollywood permanently, only for it to be later rescued by a foreign company?
It was the Marvels, which they used to attempt interweaving the streaming shows directly into a movie for the first time, and starred the new "leader" of the next avenger line.
It's already over.
>he thinks they're gonna be able to dig themselves out of this hole by "making good movies"
Lmao the American film industry is fricked. They won't even have a chance to try to correct things by the end of next year.
Nazis, Alt-right extremists and Maga-Farts are just hyped because they think they can stop progress by boycotting things (not realizing that cinemas are still suffering because of covid)
Damn it really was just GOTG 3, Barbie and Oppenheimer not shitting the bed. Next year should be interesting when Madame Web becomes the first movie in history to make negative money.
>uses alt right dogwhistle (making fun of movies of color/diversity without explicitly doing so) >Uses digital blackface
Yup.... we've got a chud situation on our hands
Blockbusters:
>Transformers One
>Joker 2
>Dune 2
>Godzilla x Kong
>Sonic 3
>Kung Fu Panda 4
>Garfield
>Furiosa
>Deadpool 3
>Kingdom Planet of the Apes
>Inside Out 2
>Bad Boys 4
>Venom 3
>Gladiator 2
Looks interesting tbh
Joker 2 is going to crater because of the forced musical numbers.
>Transformers One
Mediocre domestic, but should kill internationally as usual, unless China doesn't allow it for some reason.
>Joker 2
My instincts say the first Joker film was flash in the pan and they can't repeat its success.
>Dune 2
Predicting a mediocre performance but not a total bomb.
>Godzilla x Kong
Bomb.
>Sonic 3
Will do well. First two films have been received positively so I believe audiences will be there for this one, provided they dont' frick it over with a streaming release.
>Kung Fu Panda 4
I think this is a safe release that will do well.
>Garfield
Bomb.
>Furiosa
Bomb.
>Deadpool 3
Potential for smash hit but given how badly Disney / Marvel have been fricking up lately, chances are not inconsequential they manage to torpedo Deadpool's brand, too.
>Kingdom Planet of the Apes
Flop.
>Inside Out 2
Flop.
>Bad Boys 4
Bomb.
>Venom 3
Flop.
>Gladiator 2
Giga bomb.
>unless China doesn't allow it for some reason
Gay transformer?
I think most will do good, 2023 just had boring movies. I'd be surprised if most bombed
>Transformers One-bad
>Joker 2-terrible
>Dune 2-as good as the first
>Godzilla x Kong-as good as the first
>Sonic 3-bad
>Kung Fu Panda 4-bad
>Garfield-terrible
>Furiosa-bad
>Deadpool 3-meh
>Kingdom Planet of the Apes-good
>Inside Out 2-bad
>Bad Boys 4-meh
>Venom 3-bad
>Gladiator 2-terrible
glad to see some fresh IP's
> it's a real list, it's not made up
Jesus christ. That's depressing.
I just finished watching the creator, and I'm glad that movie bombed
Dungeons and Dragons didn't flop basterd b***h.
calling a few of these "bombs" is a stretch but Dungeons and Dragons only making 200 mil against a 150 mil budget not including advertising means it almost certainly lost money.
It absolutely did
It 100% did and noone will give a frick about any stupid feminist trahs sequel either. It is so over for this shit era of entertainment and I am so happy about it. Cannot wait for all the people who somehow convinced everyone they should be writing all this shit to be back as batistas in some shit coffee shop where they all belong. They can try to tell me about their generational trauma and how mean men are there.
dnd was fun
What a shit year for movies
Movie theaters are in trouble. The future of films is direct to streaming sadly, and the number of movies coming out is going to lower in favor of miniseries.
Zoomers have destroyed attention spans and can't watch anything longer than 20 seconds.
>blaming zoomer attention spans
>don't blame all the dogshit movies
Raping the Palmtop Tiger so Ami can win.
The average consoomer is just finished with all the regurgitated slop Hollywood is shitting out.
Also with high inflation and streaming services nobody really wants to spend $20 to see Shazam 2 or Transformer 8
the entire industry is crashing like vidya in the 80s. any of this look familiar?
>Flooded market
>Loss of publishing control
>Lack of consumer confidence
>Competition from home releases
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983
So when do we the equivalent of the ET game, the final nail in the coffin, the film so bad it crashes public faith in Hollywood permanently, only for it to be later rescued by a foreign company?
probably the next avengers movie honestly
Madame Web
Captain America 4
It was the Marvels, which they used to attempt interweaving the streaming shows directly into a movie for the first time, and starred the new "leader" of the next avenger line.
It's already over.
>equivalent of the ET game
it's called dial of the destiny
>Search Dial of destiny
>new indiana jones
what the frick, when did this come out?
It's mandatory to have at least one Nazis Le bad movie every quarter.
Awwwww does someone have to make good movies again
>he thinks they're gonna be able to dig themselves out of this hole by "making good movies"
Lmao the American film industry is fricked. They won't even have a chance to try to correct things by the end of next year.
They should just fire the people who keep making bad movies and hire people to make good movies.
Nazis, Alt-right extremists and Maga-Farts are just hyped because they think they can stop progress by boycotting things (not realizing that cinemas are still suffering because of covid)
You're still using that excuse? Really?
Hollywood is collapsing. Let it burn. Let's hope something better comes from the ashes like in the 70s.
Damn it really was just GOTG 3, Barbie and Oppenheimer not shitting the bed. Next year should be interesting when Madame Web becomes the first movie in history to make negative money.
>uses alt right dogwhistle (making fun of movies of color/diversity without explicitly doing so)
>Uses digital blackface
Yup.... we've got a chud situation on our hands