>"...nobody can keep, like a Sheen down. They can keep an Estevez down, because his brother...and he's the GOOD one. Motherfricker do everything right, and that homie's career is over!"
its so fricking weird, i rember watching it a decade ago and it was the first time ive ever seen Amy Schummer.
I remember thinking, holy shit, this chick is funny, she absolutely killed it with very solid and dark jokes...
yeah, most probably, afaik most of the jokes on those roasts are written by a staff, but i presumed at least actual comedians would write their own jokes..
>I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law.
What did he mean by this?
why was he ever popular
zoom zoom
dude sexism lmao
you alright, zoomie?
Nepotism
He was winning
I loved him in Wall Street.
God I love that scene.
>forgotten, you say...?
dude is a legend with millennials for mighty ducks. the other one is a degenerate who was in a couple good flicks and a terrible TV show.
Two and a half Men isn't terrible.
>and a terrible TV show
either literal homosexual or a troony. either way kys
>"...nobody can keep, like a Sheen down. They can keep an Estevez down, because his brother...and he's the GOOD one. Motherfricker do everything right, and that homie's career is over!"
Ive randomly rewatched this roast recently
its so fricking weird, i rember watching it a decade ago and it was the first time ive ever seen Amy Schummer.
I remember thinking, holy shit, this chick is funny, she absolutely killed it with very solid and dark jokes...
What the FRICK happened after that...?!?
i also remember thinking she looks very hot
She did alright. She made some millions with her own show and some movie roles. But pic related is undefeated.
Maybe Anthony Jeselnik wrote her jokes? I think they were dating back then.
yeah, most probably, afaik most of the jokes on those roasts are written by a staff, but i presumed at least actual comedians would write their own jokes..
>Rejects the Sheen name
>Never gets his Vietnam kino movie
There's his problem.
Well yeah he died from AIDS
Rumor says that he is currently in Rosarito Mexico enjoying his low profile
Tiger blood! Yew haw
IM BI-WINNING
>Calls FBI for Japanese kino
Tiger blood + ~took Corey Haim's virginity = how many can survive this much?
>I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law.
What did he mean by this?
>I've got AIDS lmao
What was his endgame with this?
>2009 picture
poor fella aged horribly,looks like a stale passion fruit nowadays