>2024. >still no biopic yet

>2024
>still no biopic yet

why is that hollywood?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a freddy vs jason film but with raxx and cobes

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol this Black person go kicked out of his family christmas again this year for being a regarded alcoholic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >regarded
      god i hate zoomers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. doesn't know

        tee hee TMDWU

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. doesn't know

        tee hee TMDWU

        All you have to do is point out what's wrong with something and they'll stop eventually. It's so easy:
        Attempting to remove or replace the common vernacular usage of the word "moron" is harmful because people just replace it with other terms. Right now streamers, even the politically correct ones, are beginning to replace this term with neurodivergent, mentally handicapped, autistic, schizo, etc. These are real terms referring to real people. moron hasn't encompassed a people as an official term for decades. The only people it refers to is those being called moronic, neurodivergent or not. moron has unironically become a more PC term than the actual names for what people suffer from. You're both moronic for not realizing this sooner.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          "regarded" is a cobraverse specific term.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't. You and I both know it isn't. In fact, I'd venture to guess you and I both know the other community that uses it quite well.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only communities I know are Cobraverse and Paul Harrell.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i see you unfunny discord autists spamming that shit with every other lolcow.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          meh i say redarded or fegget on pozzed sites to dodge auto-ban filters. but yea using that other places is moronic

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's based and goth pilled and lives rent free inside the trolls heads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing living rent free in my head is whether puff’s body will wind up in a recipe or on a wand

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it really sad that major movie studios have to compete for my attention against degenerate internet morons. the morons always win. do better major movie studios

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a single case of a man having a long goatee and not looking like a complete and total scum bag?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only elderly chinese men can pull it off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      King Charles I

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based King Charles poster. He literally did nothing wrong that anyone had any right to punish him for.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only way a chris-chan/cobra movie would ever work is if you approached it from the perspective of how the most dedicated and hateful trolls are often just as pathetic people trying to feel better about themselves. It seems like the biggest haters of Cobra are either equally as autistic people or equally as hopelessly addicted to alcohol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's true but trolls are mundane and boring while Chris Chan or Cobra are actually very interesting. A movie about one of them where the actual focus of the movie's perspective is the trolls would be a complete waste.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    basic gestalt?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        crazy how he went from chuckling that the trolls pranked him to toothless drunk screaming in the dark about the youtube trolls not even realizing he's still live

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lulz I was there for that stream.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomzoom, he has had multiple documentaries.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make two 10/10 documentaries
      >vanish off the face of the earth forever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good, someone posted it so I don't have to. Who needs an oped with this piece?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is kino but otherwise I don't find him that interesting
      he says funny things occasionally

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the reason he's popular is because a lot of the people who follow him are addicts themselves. So it's some weird cope projection thing going on. I wish people wouldn't frick with him. He seems like a harmless nice enough guy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          His lack of awareness leads him to doing or saying funny things. Whether that funny is cringe, or immature, or just sort of stupid doesn't matter. He's a natural-born lolcow. But yeah he is harmless and actually a pretty sweet dude. Being sweet and still rolling with the punches at his own expense is why people like him. Even zoomers know his whole spiel about the type of woman he's looking for, "Not dead. Consenting. Human. etc" He's just a goofy lolcow anyone could hang out with is all.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jealous he got a letter from the white house

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cobra is getting a gf why aren’t you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h is going to destroy him lol. He will probably end up in prison.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TMDWU

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thumbnail is like a work of art. Everything about it screams at you not to crack open the horrors within.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the face
      >shit in the background
      >more shit in the background
      >necklaces
      >"fish and chip calzone"
      >holy fricking hell it's nearly two hours long
      >460 views
      Every frame a painting.....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the profile picture
        >the crease in the bandana fold making it look like a fricked up batman cowl
        >the bright ass fluorescent light on in the immediate next room

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        is he looking at me or you?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's cobras endgame? I don't want him to end up as chris chan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to get a smoking hot goth gf.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His teeth are going to get infected. He will ignore it. The infection will jump to his brain and he will die.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denture fund when? I wanna see him with big old Boogie teeth.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    luscious lips

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ya gotta love the Cobsmiester baby!

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's over

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