Have you considered not being a fat diabetic waste of life? Was that all-American high fructose corn syrup worth your current health conditions? Did you think of your kidneys even once before you gulped down that barrel of goyslop? You greasy disgusting meat blob.
I pee so much and I am fat I was sure I was diabetic but I went to a doctor and got my blood tested and they said I was fine and I asked why I always had to pee and he smirked at me and said I probably just had a loose penis.
There’s some app you can install that legit vibrates your phone when there are appropriate moments in the movie where you are safe to piss without missing much
We need to bring back intermissions. Ten minutes to piss and get some concessions wouldn’t be a bad thing for long ass movies
I saw it yesterday at a early screening event. I'd give it a 7 at worst and an 8.5 at best. Decaprio was great, deniro was great, and I liked seeing brendan fraser. The most dividing part was the end: I liked it but others didnt/get it. Least favorite part for me was the shoehorning of the tulsa race riot for a 1min or 2, can't leave blacks out of movie about indians. Overall would recommend. AMA
i plan on doing yoga for an hour to get stretched out and dehydrate myself a little. i would not put up with this long of a movie outside of marty or lawrence of arabia
I’d have to pee at least four times during this movie.
Seriously bring back intermissions or theater jannies be prepared for a lot of pissed pants (female)
Yum.
gross hahah, i would hate for a hot girl to pee on me, so gross and warm not at all tantalizing and erotic lol
If she pee the bed it’s all over haha
Have you considered not being a fat diabetic waste of life? Was that all-American high fructose corn syrup worth your current health conditions? Did you think of your kidneys even once before you gulped down that barrel of goyslop? You greasy disgusting meat blob.
I’m not a diabetic I just have a small bladder but drink a lot of water.
I pee so much and I am fat I was sure I was diabetic but I went to a doctor and got my blood tested and they said I was fine and I asked why I always had to pee and he smirked at me and said I probably just had a loose penis.
There’s some app you can install that legit vibrates your phone when there are appropriate moments in the movie where you are safe to piss without missing much
We need to bring back intermissions. Ten minutes to piss and get some concessions wouldn’t be a bad thing for long ass movies
>get some concessions
Can you fat Americans not go three hours without eating something?
Intermissions are kino too. The intermission in 2001 is so perfectly timed. It's a mini cliffhanger.
I'm seeing it tomorrow at 1:20pm at my local kinoplex. Anons who have seen it: your thoughts?
I saw it yesterday at a early screening event. I'd give it a 7 at worst and an 8.5 at best. Decaprio was great, deniro was great, and I liked seeing brendan fraser. The most dividing part was the end: I liked it but others didnt/get it. Least favorite part for me was the shoehorning of the tulsa race riot for a 1min or 2, can't leave blacks out of movie about indians. Overall would recommend. AMA
Drink heavily beforehand and sit in a middle seat
Stop shoving things down your throat for a couple of hours before the movie starts.
Check your white privilege at the door
>How do you prepare for this?
Watching at home.
Bros I can only afford a small popcorn. Will I be able to make it last the full runtime?
by waiting for it to come out on streaming so you can stop it and watch the rest tomorrow.
Watch it in 26 segments each 8 minutes long, while shitposting about each 8 minutes on Cinemaphile.
>208 minutes
that's gonna fricking kill my phone's battery
I lost faith in Scorsese after Irishman.
I am not giving 4 hours of my time to Scorsese after that dogshit movie.
i'm giving him one last chance. i have low expectations but i have to see this in a theater
Find a 700mb CamRip to watch on my office computer.
i plan on doing yoga for an hour to get stretched out and dehydrate myself a little. i would not put up with this long of a movie outside of marty or lawrence of arabia
I'm just skipping the middle man and having a 2 second clip of someone saying "do better" on repeat on my phone while I go about my daily business.
Piss in your coke or bring diapers
you people will b***h over anything...it must be easy to be miserable because so many of you really enjoy it immensely.
You sound like the b***h here. OP was simply asking how to prepare for this long ass movie
large popcorn plus some sour patch kids
Unironically what I was gonna order before this movie, but make it a small popcorn and add a water with a lemon slice
Which is better popcorn or candy
Why not both?
Delicious mix of sweet and salty. I usually pour these in the popcorn and shake it up
I'm looking forward to it
just watch it in 20 15-minute segments, like a mini series