>28 while days without sex
I can't even imagine what that would be like
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>28 while days without sex
>28 while days without sex
I can't even imagine what that would be like
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Wait is that the guy that played doctor who
Yup. Eccleston. Also played main villian in thor 2. You know the one no one remembers.
28 days later and I'm still edging to my own baby photos.
>28 years without having sex
35 is rough bros.
they should have named '28 weeks after' from the start
Do people actually have sex once a month? Normies get to experience this at least monthly? I can't even get a girl to talk to me
Anon, normal Black folk have sex at least once a week of they have a gf or bf, with younger couples having more.
Modern women frick 3-6 new men a week.
What's your excuse for not being one of those men?
>excuse
I would not exaclty call it an excuse since i don't think i am doing anything wrong
I just don't like prostitutes
Incel cope
no such thing as incel any crackprostitute will suck your dick for 20 dollars. if you have a 20 you are by definition not an incel but a volcel
This
>inb4 ree not real sex
>It does not count!
I doub't he'd say the same if it was his GF sucking dick for 20
>Say i'm incel
>NOOO YOU ARE COPING IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR HAVING HIGH STANDARDS YOU CHOOSE THIS
>Say i'm volcel
>NOOO YOU ARE COPING YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE SEX
No matter what i say normies will kvetc
Women off the pill work in about 4 week cycles
>Horny week
>Meh week where it's 50/50 at best
>PMS week that varies by the woman between hates everything or just zero interest in sex
>Blood week
One of the reasons our society is full of unhappy dudes and guys that cheat is that you've basically got a situation where you go through two weeks without any sexual contact at all where guys live in horny week. It also means you've got a 2/3 week window where a woman is interested in meeting a guy but who that guy is will vary on where she is on her cycle.
If you have a good girl she'll let you Louie CK to her while she's PMSing or if she's down for dirty then women get horny during their period so you might get the red ride or do anal. The end result is a lot of men get trapped in relationships where they only get sex once a month and their woman thinks that's okay because she doesn't get horny.
Idk I had sex twice this weekend but typically it’s once every two weeks or so, sometimes more or less frequently if we’re busy.
I have sex every single day, most days multiple times, my gf is kind of a nympho.
Mine begs me almost every night. I was blackout drunk one night a few years ago and told her it was pathetic and off-putting when she begged and felt bad about it for a while but she was right back to it a few weeks later.
I'm 22 and have a friendship group that's full normalgay, I can confirm that they do, and they're totally normal blokes. Ya know why? Because I'm the one who has to hear about it when we chat at the pub or something. I also have to answer questions from them asking why I haven't gotten laid in 5 years.
Thats brutal, my normie friends are banging multiple girls a week but thankfully they never ask about why I'm single, I mean we've all known each other like 8 years so they probably just know I'm never going to get a gf
They ask me about it because (they think) I'm a tall and handsome bloke with lots to offer, meanwhile I just want to work, study, train, watch kino and shitpost. Women and pussy are overrated.
Theres no reason why you couldnt have sex, theres whole populations of women that actualy want to have sex with you, all you have to do is not stink and have basic social skills, with men its even easier
Because if you get over your primitive ooga booga monkey brain you'll realize that it's not worth all the money, loss of freedom, and nagging. You're most likely doing it to adhere to the social construct that a man can't be happy/successful unless they're getting laid at least a couple times a months and have willingly surrendered your personal freedom to not be called names by strangers.
If you find a really special girl, sure, but most are just doing it because it's "what you just do bro" and end up absolutely miserable.
It doesn't add up. You can't just meet new people. How would that even work?
My roommate bangs 2 girls a week regularly, just random thots from tinder
Ryan Gosling was the first choice to play Jim
He didn't get the part because of his weird head
monks do it for decades and they are insanely productive and content with their life. maybe if you are le LGBT you need you ass rammed to not kys but for normal people no sex is literally like not eating a specific dessert you like. nothing will happen
Sure, just take their word for it, I guess
There is no way they went for DECADES witohut sex, let alone 28 days without it.
It's an impossible task.
once you get past the inital period of intense mental and physical pain you achieve a higher state of being. at that point you will never want too have sex again in fear of losing this euphoric state you are in.
i find regular, unprotected sex helps cultivate a higher mind state, after a few weeks of it i feel like dr manhattan
>Sure, just take their word for it, I guess
I don't have to I lived in a monastery for some time. you're an idiot not having sex is not like hunger or thirst
And you went without sex for 28 DAYS?
At least make your monatery experience somewhat believeable, choir boy.
Monks aren't productive though.
you have no clue. and by productive I don't mean earning money on wall street
It's been a bit over a year for me, my longest time since even losing my virginity, and it's actually kind of nice. I've been focusing on my work more and haven't been distracted as much
>TFW entire life
>meh whatever
Threads like this are one of the things that make me a volcel, normies make sex seem very addictive
I could pay for sex or chase some slampig but i don't want to deal with the pressure of having to repeat that every week
I paid for escorts because I wanted to lick ass and feet (it was okay) and I kept in contact with this one black girl because she was very good at LARPing as a rapist stealing my semen but I stopped because it got pretty expensive
when I took the jungle pill, she headbutted me during sex and left a bruise that didn't go away for like 2 weeks. apparently she started a fight with one of the other escorts afterwards too and got sacked. it was a weird night
>highly disciplined military men with rank structure
>takes only a month to devolve into rape apes
can we have a good zombie/apocalypse movie that isn't "le humanity the biggest threat"? this shit is getting cliche at this point
>disciplined military men
Confirmed for never having been a zogbot
Can we have posters that can capitalize sentences?
lowercase typing is the best way to type.
Normalgays turning into Black folk without their sexy times is 100% true though.
Out of my 6 best mates, 3 of them got divorced and lost half their shit and another one is basically a slave to his wife. The other 2 are ok but still complain like a bunch of old fricks that they can't do this and that because the missus would chew their ear out.
They don't tease me about getting laid only every couple month when I go on vacation since their lives have been impacted or thoroughly frick by the pussy thirst.
>The other 2 are ok but still complain like a bunch of old fricks that they can't do this and that because the missus would chew their ear out.
This is pretty much every guy at my work, it sounds like such a fricking miserable existence, they act like castrated fricks who have to ask their wife permission to even go outside, its fricking insane to me
Just why even bother when your life becomes that? I guess they know its either that or being divorce raped.
>OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN 28 DAYS WITHOUT SEX, JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TO COOM
Its casual sex that I don't understand, it's obviously just about getting off since you're not dating these girls but you can get off by yourself so why bother going through all the effort to find bawds to bang and risk catching STDs or impregnating a girl?