28 Years Later

Why tho

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tho

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alex Garland

    NOPE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's done more hits than misses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's written 1 (one) good film
        and dredd gets mogged in writing by the stallone one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's written 1 (one) good film
          Which one? and both Dredd and the Stallone Dredd are good in their own ways.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stallone judge dredd was abominable even at the time. i think only americans who had no idea what judge dredd though it was good in the slightest.
            it was almost as disappointing as the masters of the universe film. or mario bros

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >only americans who had no idea what judge dredd though it was good in the slightest.
              I mean, it sucked, but it's a pretty accurate adaptation of the source material, aside from Dredd removing his helmet.
              Dredd (2012), much better movie, nothing like the source material, aside from Dredd never removing his helmet
              The comic is very goofy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >or mario bros
              wash out your fricking mouth now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and dredd gets mogged in writing by the stallone one
          Incorrect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's done more hits than misses.
        That's not how it works anon, Garland's form has been on a consistent decline for a long time now, and he has more duds/middling works than kinos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally made the movie of the year

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He made the blandest forgettable slop this side of Netflix

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Civil war was kino af

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Devs is at least a 8/10 show, possibly a 9/10 if you only count the last 5 years.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the Rage zombies learnt to drink water, eat food, and take care of themselves? Because I clearly remember the military guys in 28 Days saying the infectees had a few months left at most before dying off
    I don't see how Bongland would still be a death zone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick does a rage virus plague last 28 years? what do the rage zombies angrily grow crops when they aren't chasing the uninfected around?

      The British government has a mandate to import infected from Europe as part of its EU responsibilities

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this 30 year dead adult rage zombie says it is a child and therefore should be placed in a primary school class next to your daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So the Rage zombies learnt to drink water, eat food, and take care of themselves? Because I clearly remember the military guys in 28 Days saying the infectees had a few months left at most before dying off
      We see a bunch of them wasting away at the end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will probably be a new pandemic, like what happened at the beginning of 28 weeks later when society was starting to go back to normal after the infected die off but then the virus resurges

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happened in 28 weeks. Robert Carlyle's wife was infected but she was a carrier, they discovered her surviving in London at the children's old home and bring her in for study since she's the only carrier they've ever found. Carlyle's character breaks into the "secure" area and after he kisses her he gets infected from her saliva and then turns into an infected kills her and then roams around infecting other people starting a new outbreak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Robert Carlyle's wife wasn't infected but she was a carrier
          Exact same situation with her kid in the movie who then spreads it to France right at the end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did it not mutate by the end of 28 weeks when they invaded Paris

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I clearly remember the military guys in 28 Days saying the infectees had a few months left at most before dying off

      It would work something like a plague, spread out further and further in waves while the zombies from earlier die off, leaving a handful of survivor behind. A "24 Years Later" movie would be a POST-apocalypse flick about the survivors trying to put shit back together again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A "24 Years Later" movie would be a POST-apocalypse flick about the survivors trying to put shit back together again.
        That literally what 28 Weeks was until they decided to go full fricking moron half way through the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They still pointed out in 28 Days later that there's no way the infected are going to be crossing rivers and mountains, survive winter, etc. They move at the speed of human locomotion and they can only walk so far before dying of hunger, because these are still living people and not magic zombies.

        So the new movie would have to just be another sudden outbreak, rather than a "humanity lost" epilogue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the people didnt follow masking and vaxx regulations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the movies made money so they have to make another one because it will probably make money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick does a rage virus plague last 28 years? what do the rage zombies angrily grow crops when they aren't chasing the uninfected around?

      Ever heard of natural reservoir? immune or semi-immune animals retain the virus for an unlimited amount of time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There can't POSSIBLY be a new source of infection/new outbreak
      Paki/cow shit eating, hindu rape ape intellectuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      28 weeks is 7 months, and the zombies were still a problem in the sequel. So, the military guys were just wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The zombies weren't still a problem. They had been cleared out enough to begin repopulating part of London and now it was just mop up duty to make sure they got them all. They only became a problem when the military decided to have lax security with the carrier they brought into the city. It goes to shit because the husband is somehow able to get in the holding cell with his carrier wife and nobody else is around.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick does a rage virus plague last 28 years? what do the rage zombies angrily grow crops when they aren't chasing the uninfected around?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the Rage zombies learnt to drink water, eat food, and take care of themselves? Because I clearly remember the military guys in 28 Days saying the infectees had a few months left at most before dying off
      I don't see how Bongland would still be a death zone

      Looks like wheatposting is back on the menu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like asking how there's been multiple bubonic plagues.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was only one? Are you thinking of the black plague?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >historylet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plague doesn't turn everything into a violent monster that forgets how to eat. I don't recall us seeing how the rage virus affected animals other than the original chimps so animal carriers might not exist but I'm guessing that's the explanation they go with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >angrily grow crops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Looks like wheatposting is back on the menu

      hearty kek

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda saved it for 2031 so it could literally be 28 years later.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that westeros?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My body is ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending of this movie sucked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most 5/10 movie i have ever watched, my reaction after watching it was basically "huh, that happened" , genuinely no idea what people saw in it that they found mindblowing

          Annihilation is a solid 7/10

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we are LE SELF DESTRUCTIVE
            Wow, bravo israeliteland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most 5/10 movie i have ever watched, my reaction after watching it was basically "huh, that happened" , genuinely no idea what people saw in it that they found mindblowing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked some of the designs but the direction and writing (adaption) were hot garbage and the last monster looked worse than the lawnmower man from 1994

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The size of the hand wiping out Edinburgh crossed with the one in NW England makes this look like a film about climate change sea levels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which would be dumb if that's the intent, since most of Edinburgh is so far above sea level that even the worst case(plausible) scenarios for sea level rise will only screw the people who live right on the coastline.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 months would have been better. 28 years is moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Two Years and Four Months Later?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you mean Two Years and Four Months Later?
        Doesn't roll off the tongue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why skip Months and go straight to Years? I think society will be back to normal but Rage virus stuff will be pretty prevelant and people just learned to accept it as part of every day life now. Like there could be specialised task forces established to take care of smaller scale outbreaks like how they deal with terror attacks

      Because in real life it’s been like 22 years since the first movie was released.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JOKER font
    homie why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to symbolize that it's getting crazy out there

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why skip Months and go straight to Years? I think society will be back to normal but Rage virus stuff will be pretty prevelant and people just learned to accept it as part of every day life now. Like there could be specialised task forces established to take care of smaller scale outbreaks like how they deal with terror attacks

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow the rage virus has returned
    I think it'll be good jokes aside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PEOPLE were the real monsters all along.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're making a trilogy
    WHY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were planning a 28months later but that obviously never panned out so they're skipping straight to years.
      I'm waiting for 28 decades later.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Danny Boyle
    I'm watching
    >Alex garland
    I'm watching
    >Danny Boyle and Alex garland
    I'm cooming

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, you can already tell that it's gonna suck. Just leave it alone. You did great with the first movie, the second was forgettable. It doesn't need to be a trilogy.

    I genuinely hate modern movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares what you hate homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You obviously do, you fricking homo.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real virus was white supremacy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be anti-White. It'll be some sort of heavy-handed commentary on anti-immigration sentiment. I'm guessing the plot will be that Europe (and only Europe) has been completely taken over by the rage virus and all the heroes and unaffected are blacks, israelites, and Arabs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that is what would actually happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget some moronic "topical" reference to the coronavirus.
      Oh god, that's going to be the plot isn't it? Someone refused to take their Pfizer rage vaccine and now everything's fricked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too accurate.
        i want off this planet
        by the way, i'm never going to take it. never.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YEH LIKE WE FOWN OWT DAT DE VYRAS RIGHT IS LIKE ONLY FO WIYPIPO COS LIKE YEH WIYPIPO INT EVUN PROPAR LIKE HUMAN RIGHT N LIKE RIGHT WE WUZ KANGZ INIT RIGHT YEH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zero details about the movie yet apart from roughly when and where its set
      >/pol/cels already imagine themselves as the victim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo.

      >YEH LIKE WE FOWN OWT DAT DE VYRAS RIGHT IS LIKE ONLY FO WIYPIPO COS LIKE YEH WIYPIPO INT EVUN PROPAR LIKE HUMAN RIGHT N LIKE RIGHT WE WUZ KANGZ INIT RIGHT YEH

      You're mentally ill and your family is afraid of you.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cumbria bros, we're gonna make it!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 years later? I wouldn't last even 28 DAYS without sex. There's going to be so much rape in this one.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Days
    >Weeks
    >
    >Years
    ONE FRICKING JOB, GARLAND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They waited too long for 'Months' it would sound daft at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Days
        >Weeks
        >
        >Years
        ONE FRICKING JOB, GARLAND

        [...]
        Because in real life it’s been like 22 years since the first movie was released.

        Time is never time at all

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 DECADES LATER
    28 MILENNIAS LATER AHHHHH

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk are worse than nuclear bombs and engineered bioweapons.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody England!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 months is not a long time

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a metaphor for the ongoing assisted suicide of the West in general and Britain in particular.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the early 90s in school, on RE teacher was saying "i always think it' so stupid when people complain about foreigners being here when they're only 2% of the population".
      it was a leftist repeated programmed phrase, they'd say "they're only a tiny proportion of the population".
      now those fricking c**ts are going to die without having to suffer the hellhole they assisted in the creation of.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if it's just literally 28 years later and the zombies are all dead. it's a drama about people living in the post zombie world an shit.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 28 Days Later worth a rewatch?
    I watched it several years ago, liked it well enough, and then never thought about it again.
    Will it sucks balls if I watch it again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good on rewatch. The visual style stands out and you find yourself wishing for more post-rock soundtracks in horror.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it back then, but on rewatch my enjoyment of it decreased severely. I still think the first half of the movie is great, but it gets progressively worst, the end is especially bad with the rapist military. I guess Alex Garland can't help but inject his feminist ideas in all of his scripts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will suck balls if you watch it again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it still holds up as a movie, though the main character kids are unlikable af. Like the young kid I can understand being dumb, but the hot sister is supposed to be older and wiser.

      the bit where everyone is trapped in a locked room and the lights are flickering and the dad is let in stands out as one of the best horror scenes I've seen tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your talking about weeks, not days

        anyway I hope there is no more this main theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?
        v=ST2H8FWDvEA create something original plz lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I misread it since others discussed Weeks. I still think Days holds up better as a zombie/post-apocalypse movie tbh, though I wish the roadtrip section would have lasted longer and the final bit at the mansion a bit shorter.
          ...perhaps it's time I rewatch Zombieland.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's already established that the virus causes the zombies to die from starvation within a few days / weeks of exposure, and that the virus is only dangerous at the initial spread since it spreads rapidly and infects very fast, but this would also mean it burns out so fast you can just bunker down somewhere for a month and be in the clear.

    It's just stupid, all you would need to do is quarantine unless there's carriers that are spreading it without being infected themselves, which is what the character's wife was in 28 weeks.

    Either way, even lasting 2-3 days would be unfeasible unless the zombies have a source of water and are drinking. Especially since it's a virus that makes them extremely active, running, sprinting, fighting physically with uninfected, the body would become completely dehydrated within a day or two from that kind of activity with no replenishment, and especially since it's shown that they spread the virus by vomiting blood on uninfected people, so they are losing even more water. Their heart rate must be incredibly high, as would be their breathing probably nearly constantly in hyperventilation, which means they are losing tons of water with every breath they take. The zombies would realistically only last 2 days maybe 3 if there wasn't as much activity. Eventually without water they would just collapse like they're shown at the end of 28 days and just die on the spot from dehydration.

    So what is the plot of this? 28 years if the virus was uncontrolled in its spread and went around the entire globe, it would have burned out so fast by either infecting almost everyone and then all the infected dying, and then what survivors were left would just inherit a mostly empty world. The only way forward is to have the virus behave completely different in a sequel to make them more traditional fantasy zombies that never die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume it's a completely new pandemic.
      I guarantee there'll be some topical plot about the population taking vaccines to stay ahead of virus mutations carried by animals, but some group still stop taking them out of political views and the virus gets out again.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black hands pawing all over britain
    Subtle, Alex

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would norfs survive the outbreak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake quotes btw x

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would they ever do 28 seconds later?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made that movie with your mom last night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was at the start of the first movie.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs everything in your path

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined by its completely untelegraphed supernatural serial killer horror slasher 3rd act

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by unbridled power of Helios

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    28 Weeks Later was so fricking stupid.

    "Hey we got this big hotel with strong doors we can lock. Instead of just telling everyone to go to their room and locking their doors, let's shove everyone into a basement and chain the doors shut."

    "Hey, we got the US military here. They totally don't have armored Humvees, APCs, Bradley's, or Abrams tanks that are completely immune to infinite numbers of infected."

    The entire movie only happens because everyone reacts in the most idiotic way possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >28 Years Later- the rise of zombie wiener

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait for 28 decades later where theres zombies but in the future

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Studio execs trying to make easy money by reheating old franchises.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 years later
    >civilisation recovered, the plague is a vague memory only the older survivors remember
    >people feel safe, protected
    >shady lab people still have samples of the virus, modify it, make more versatile
    >classic lab accident happens, virus breaks out again
    >cillian murphy as aged Veteran leads a group of delusional people who thought the virus was a myth
    >storyline repeats itself but murphy dies in the end to safe the community yadda yadda

    Something like that. Making the Zombies survive 30 years is moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you're right, that sounds shitty and cliche but at least its not completely silly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people who thought the virus was a myth
      It happened less than three decades ago in-universe, how could they think it's a myth?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Covid happened much more recently and a lot of people think that was a myth or a hoax or a scam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they need a narritve reset to introduce 28 to zoom zooms.
        The first movie is ancient histroy to them, nobody even saw the 2nd. So I think they just start new with le oppenheimer to be recognizable

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the problem zombie movies have with actually depicting the fun part of a zombie apocalypse?
    (The initial outbreak)
    I don’t give a frick about what happens AFTER everything falls. Post apocalyptic shit is so boring. I want constant terror and chaos. That’s the one thing world war z and dawn of the dead 2004s opening get right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to shoot probably with so many elements like people running around, police shooting at everything, all that jazz. It's much cheaper to do it post-outbreak, all you need to do is just throw out some litter on the set and put some actors with make-up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The TWD spinoff for Daryl had some nice flashbacks to when shit was hitting the fan in Paris. 2004 Dawn of the Dead also had a really good newsreel in the DVD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This DVD extra is honestly one of the better pieces of zombie media made.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Much like Dune or Fallout, I'm going to avoid the threads like the plague because Cinemaphile will never give the project it's fair shake, even if it's fantastic.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, what's up with big zombie movies popping up again now? We got I Am Legend 2 in the works and now this coming up soon.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New franchises are ableist or something.. . . I dunno. Just eat your slop.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Walking Dead (comic) copy 28 Days Later with the main character missing the initial outbreak due to being in a coma? Or is everyone a hack with a lack of budget (or vision)?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garland wrote ....28 days later script when he was 20+ years old.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 Years Later
    Is this a movie about bongs & brexit?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't Reddit me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he make the robot super strong? It should have been weak so in the event of it going rogue it couldn't hurt anyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't that strong

        >he's written 1 (one) good film
        Which one? and both Dredd and the Stallone Dredd are good in their own ways.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All that groping.
    Are the zombies street-shitters this time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be an improvement in smell

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