lol me and my friends would have ruined their(?) lives. kids are very good at making normal people feel like monsters let alone someone that literally is a two headed monster
Presumably they each get paid half a normal salary. This actually would be super advantageous for tax purposes, imagine making your current salary but being able to take double the standard deduction or deduct every itemized expense twice.
You see the women(s) are teachers. And the dude served his country. NEETs like your degenerate self obviously only think about money because you are literally shitting yourself every day over it
They are adamant in interviews that they are two separate, completely distinct people. They both have their own driver's licenses and they both have their own teaching certifications. Last I heard they did accept a single salary for their teaching job but it was mainly an economic decision (most schools can barely afford to pay the exact number of teachers they need, let alone the exact number plus one more). Basically you'd only be fricking the face of the one you married, not both of them.
I don't know how they would have sex and they refuse to discuss it. Maybe the one who isn't married puts a blindfold on or something? They each control one arm and one leg so either the other one has to get involved or it will severely limit their options for acts and positions.
Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious. It does make you wonder what the sleeping situation would be like if they both got married though. Two dudes share a bed with them? Pass them back and forth on a schedule? Inquiring minds want to know.
Beat option honestly is if this guy is open to it, each guy gets a side of the bed and one head, toss a coin on who gets sex first and the sloppy seconds tho. Shame they don't have 2 vags
>Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious.
Starving a brain of blood causes brain damage. Despite what you see in movies, someone's brain can't be disabled without severe injury or death following.
Beat option honestly is if this guy is open to it, each guy gets a side of the bed and one head, toss a coin on who gets sex first and the sloppy seconds tho. Shame they don't have 2 vags
I'm pretty sure they'll both just be married to this one guy.
Unless they find someone who is into a non monogamous relationship.
Brittany will probably be an unmarried virgin for life (I assume in these cases it doesn't count) unless the hubby there is caught thinking about Brittany while fricking (cheating)
>they told the camera they each had to be tested, although neither the documentary nor the show made clear exactly how this was done. Describing themselves as good drivers, the two said they both participate in the driving experience by each being in charge of a different job, Abby the break[sic] and Brittany the blinker (according to their responses on one episode). They both steer, however, attributing their fluidity to their “twintuition,” which allows them to know what the other is thinking without saying it out loud.
https://www.findatopdoc.com/Healthy-Living/Health-Update-What-Are-Conjoined-Twins-Abby-Brittany-Up-to-Today/The-twins-had-to-take-two-separate-driving-tests-in-order-to-drive
it's all very strange. one paycheck but they each file taxes? unless they're speaking I can't imagine a scenario where they aren't essentially and legally a single person. car pool lane? it's the same (lack of) logic they apply to pregnancies
>Also work as 5th grade teachers which is unexpected.
I mean what happens here... do they both get paid? lol. I have so many questions
I wanna see some conjoined porn too if anyone has recommendations
the one on their right, your left appears to be pulling 75% of the weight. I imagine there was some struggle working that out. I think they can both control everything to some degree, but left is dominant with that arm and right the rest.
They're monstrous, a cruel god cursed them. Mercy would've been keeping them from a life of suffering before their brains can develop. It's even worse that they might reproduce and have the propensity for this condition passed on
They're cool. Besides there healthy and capable of living normal, fulfilling lives. Literally the only problem is bigots deciding to be buttholes to them which is an everyone else problem.
Also it shows that life isn't as mundane and well defined as people like to say it is. I bet if you told even the smartest doctor/scientist about them they would swear up and down it's impossible until they see them
All of these bitter lonely incels making horrible comments about these poor ladies. Please leave these girls alone and let them be happy…whats wrong with yall?
it's fascinating. and you can't make it not. they don't belong in a circus, but they got
All of these bitter lonely incels making horrible comments about these poor ladies. Please leave these girls alone and let them be happy…whats wrong with yall?
>nooo you can insult successful celebrities but making fun of disabled people is too far
We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion here, get used to it Black person
It's still a fetish moron. Do you not know what a fetish is by definition? Fetish "a habitual erotic response to or fixation on an object, part of the body, or activity ordinarily regarded as nonsexual" in this case its race. So its a "interracial fetish" dumb ass.
so many interesting considerations. do they both eat? do they both NEED to eat? I think one is doing most of the living for both of them. the backpack pitches in for fun.
The weird thing about them is, they don't know what it's like with only one head. It's normal to them using the body as one. It's so fricking freaky to think about who controls what and when.
why do people argue that an unborn fetus is just a parasite or a clump of cells since it's attached directly to the mother when something like this freak exists that's clearly two completely separate people completely conjoined. this case exists as proof that two separate and completely real human beings can exist while intrinsically connected to each other, which btfo's several pro abortion arguments.
They claim to each control 1 arm and 1 leg, but it could be that one controls all the limbs and the other is just tricked into thinking she controls some of them, like a little brother "playing" video games with the second controller unplugged. Imagine if one really was just a head who only FELT like she was controlling the limbs due to post-hoc rationalization of every movement "her" arm and leg make.
does one of them have full control over their body and the other is just along for the ride? do they somehow share control? what if they have an argument?
So what if the other one doesn't want to frick when the other one does?
If the other one marries also, does the other man also get to frick the twins? It's still one vegana.
So many questions...
Is it possible he ended up married to her/them because she/they pursued him and he was a cheesedick nerd who had no idea how to extricate himself from the situation without unpleasantness or seeming like a jerk
>wife head starts becoming distant >nagging all the time >passes out drunk >the other head seduces me >couldn't help it >body just like my wife but horny for me
frick, shouldn't cheat but
>brutal PTSD so he sleeps with a loaded .45 by the bed >wakes up from another war nightmare >looks to the side and sees a double headed beast, one is snoring loudly and the other one is drooling >immediately puts two in its stomach
Could you blame him?
The true horror is when one dies. The other has an agonizing indeterminate (but short) period before their own death, and they're finally, really, truly alone for the first time in their life. No feeling of the sister's firing on your shared nerves, no presence, just a lifeless lump hanging from the body you bow fully control.
>first day of school >everyone doing introductions before class >one of the kids starts talking about how their mom, aunt and dad all sleep together at night
Hell yeah with that sweet disability payment from her and his sweet army welfare they should be living the kino NEET life.
she's a teacher
lol me and my friends would have ruined their(?) lives. kids are very good at making normal people feel like monsters let alone someone that literally is a two headed monster
Salary wise does the school pay them as one teacher or two?
Legally I'm guessing two, but a school has no need for two teachers teaching one class.
Presumably they each get paid half a normal salary. This actually would be super advantageous for tax purposes, imagine making your current salary but being able to take double the standard deduction or deduct every itemized expense twice.
Does fricking them count as a threesome?
>Army Welfare
Cope and Seethe Mr. Neet.
You see the women(s) are teachers. And the dude served his country. NEETs like your degenerate self obviously only think about money because you are literally shitting yourself every day over it
>double bj for life
holy..
They are adamant in interviews that they are two separate, completely distinct people. They both have their own driver's licenses and they both have their own teaching certifications. Last I heard they did accept a single salary for their teaching job but it was mainly an economic decision (most schools can barely afford to pay the exact number of teachers they need, let alone the exact number plus one more). Basically you'd only be fricking the face of the one you married, not both of them.
I don't know how they would have sex and they refuse to discuss it. Maybe the one who isn't married puts a blindfold on or something? They each control one arm and one leg so either the other one has to get involved or it will severely limit their options for acts and positions.
Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious. It does make you wonder what the sleeping situation would be like if they both got married though. Two dudes share a bed with them? Pass them back and forth on a schedule? Inquiring minds want to know.
Beat option honestly is if this guy is open to it, each guy gets a side of the bed and one head, toss a coin on who gets sex first and the sloppy seconds tho. Shame they don't have 2 vags
>Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious.
Starving a brain of blood causes brain damage. Despite what you see in movies, someone's brain can't be disabled without severe injury or death following.
I'm pretty sure they'll both just be married to this one guy.
Unless they find someone who is into a non monogamous relationship.
Imagine if he divorced and left the one head for the other lol
If one dies before the other, would they just let the dead head rest there?
I'm jelly.
abby is cuter, brittany looks like sentient tumor
>Sentient Tumor
I don't know why, but that made me laugh really hard. Sounds fricking brutal. Could be a metal band or song name.
They're both hideous what the frick? I can deal with amputees and shit but this is body horror.
Brittany will probably be an unmarried virgin for life (I assume in these cases it doesn't count) unless the hubby there is caught thinking about Brittany while fricking (cheating)
>implying either of them were virgins before marriage
When's he marrying the other one?
I think that would technically in a legal sense be polygamy and illegal since they are considered 2 people?
>they are considered 2 people?
a fascinating discussion. I think they each have a driver's license, but only get one paycheck (appropriately)
which one gets the blame if they get into an accident while driving?
>they told the camera they each had to be tested, although neither the documentary nor the show made clear exactly how this was done. Describing themselves as good drivers, the two said they both participate in the driving experience by each being in charge of a different job, Abby the break[sic] and Brittany the blinker (according to their responses on one episode). They both steer, however, attributing their fluidity to their “twintuition,” which allows them to know what the other is thinking without saying it out loud.
https://www.findatopdoc.com/Healthy-Living/Health-Update-What-Are-Conjoined-Twins-Abby-Brittany-Up-to-Today/The-twins-had-to-take-two-separate-driving-tests-in-order-to-drive
it's all very strange. one paycheck but they each file taxes? unless they're speaking I can't imagine a scenario where they aren't essentially and legally a single person. car pool lane? it's the same (lack of) logic they apply to pregnancies
>only get one paycheck (appropriately)
What about dental insurance?
That sounds more illegal than making them have two licenses unless only one has a job
I'm surprised they've lived for so long but apparently they're only 34. Also work as 5th grade teachers which is unexpected.
>Also work as 5th grade teachers which is unexpected.
I mean what happens here... do they both get paid? lol. I have so many questions
I wanna see some conjoined porn too if anyone has recommendations
They lifemog most of us
And if he has a daughter, he can upgrade his nagging from stereo to surround sound.
You were waiting all day to post that, weren’t you? You sly dirty dog.
he's an audiophile meaning it's quadraphonic or bust
You son of a b***h, well played
Fricking hell
damn
so he only married one of them?
Do they have one or two veganas?
One, they just put a sheet over the other one's head when fricking.
homie has ptsd so bad he married a woman with a spare head in case one of them gets blown out
holy shit
Imagine trying to decide what restaurant to visit
So which head controls the arms and legs
the one on their right, your left appears to be pulling 75% of the weight. I imagine there was some struggle working that out. I think they can both control everything to some degree, but left is dominant with that arm and right the rest.
Damn, they should have gone the Basket Case treatment at birth
>be two headed monstrosity
>still won't settle for anyone under 6'1''
Manlets on sewercide watch.
UGH
LOOK AT THESE NASTY ABOMINATIONS. NO WONDER HITLER TRIED TO ERADICATE TWINS
How can somebody look at this and say "yeah they shouldn't have been gently suffocated at birth if not aborted beforehand"
They seem happy . Why y’all finna being rude
>Why y’all finna being rude
Tryna? Or it's cap
They're monstrous, a cruel god cursed them. Mercy would've been keeping them from a life of suffering before their brains can develop. It's even worse that they might reproduce and have the propensity for this condition passed on
>Why are you all fixing to being rude?
Damn, the ESL-ism was so dumb I couldn't even type it out to mock it without my brain auto-correcting it.
They're cool. Besides there healthy and capable of living normal, fulfilling lives. Literally the only problem is bigots deciding to be buttholes to them which is an everyone else problem.
Also it shows that life isn't as mundane and well defined as people like to say it is. I bet if you told even the smartest doctor/scientist about them they would swear up and down it's impossible until they see them
Hello rabbi.
twice the headache
Imagine the life insurance payout.
Do they pay for one movie ticket or two?
? they're married. so two.
I swear I saw a picture somewhere with a wiener between their heads
fake
it's fascinating. and you can't make it not. they don't belong in a circus, but they got
*on TV and make headlines for a (very obvious) reason
>fake
Oh, no.
Actually, I remember that. The Internet is pretty good about scrubbing pictures of them, though. I think everyone's life: "Nah, that's too far, man."
I dunno about that but I’m pretty sure there was either a picture or a video of them sucking some random dudes dick under a table
All of these bitter lonely incels making horrible comments about these poor ladies. Please leave these girls alone and let them be happy…whats wrong with yall?
>nooo you can insult successful celebrities but making fun of disabled people is too far
We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion here, get used to it Black person
>yall
So when they get divorced does he lose 75% of his shit or what?
kek.
thought you said 'stench'. appropriate
kek, same, probably the first thing anyone thinks about
She's married to a white man. Please stop watching porn, it's turning your brain to mush
>he doesn't know
>doesn't know the "bbc" fetish comes from porn created by israelites
It's 95% Browns and Blacks, that's not a fetish moron. Even the spammer in this thread is some Paki.
Browncels eternally BTFO
It's still a fetish moron. Do you not know what a fetish is by definition? Fetish "a habitual erotic response to or fixation on an object, part of the body, or activity ordinarily regarded as nonsexual" in this case its race. So its a "interracial fetish" dumb ass.
Giving India internet access was a huge mistake.
Behead those who insult Nagoor Babu Ser, weapon of Durga.
There's no way that fricking Myanmar is #2 homie. This is a list of botnets.
Another 3 body problem thread?
some very clever anons out
my fricking sides
frick
ayo
She could do better. Why did she settle for such a loser?
You’ve heard of titty fricking? Is his guy ear fricks
Which one
underrated bost
These chicks have two mouths and one butthole imagine the shits this animal takes?
They probably take turns.
so many interesting considerations. do they both eat? do they both NEED to eat? I think one is doing most of the living for both of them. the backpack pitches in for fun.
> Anything that you might need, I got inside for you
So what happens if one if the head dies but not the other
how would a head die
1/2 a suicide?
I believe the other will die soon after
Nightmare fuel, I think there's a tales from the crypt or some other horror anthology ep about it.
>if you are an average guy your best chance at marriage is a literal circus freak
grim
thats right you filthy fricking golem!
I take the vax for she
Hey, the glavset's here. Hi, rooster!
Yes Ivan, we know you're raiding.
i wouldn't mind conjoined twins as long as they were symmetrical and cute
the head must be crazy. Imagine tripping off shrooms and having a two headed succubi devouring your wiener.
The weird thing about them is, they don't know what it's like with only one head. It's normal to them using the body as one. It's so fricking freaky to think about who controls what and when.
I like to imagine it as some sorta organic Pacific Rim type deal
She’s going to grow wings and attack Hon Kong?
So who is he legally married to?
I imagine the state would make an exception for a polygamy in this case
can one imagine how fantastic a blowjob from them would be?
why do people argue that an unborn fetus is just a parasite or a clump of cells since it's attached directly to the mother when something like this freak exists that's clearly two completely separate people completely conjoined. this case exists as proof that two separate and completely real human beings can exist while intrinsically connected to each other, which btfo's several pro abortion arguments.
they share a pussy
if one head schlicks, do both feel it
is Brittany considered single or what?
Could you imagine if she got a boyfriend. Bet the current husband would be jelly. Deep down he thinks he's got both
Polygamy brehs.. is this the loophole we’ve been waiting for?
BRB sewing Sydney Sweeney and Zoey Deutch together
Meh, you'd still max out at double vegana double anal
It's like dude got a Bo-go deal on RC Cola.
So do they have two souls? Has the Vatican commented on this?
>Child murderer marries disgusting freak
Lmao what a match made in Heaven
They may look like some grotesque Dark Soul enemy, but I bet they give good head.
>conjoined twins
The only acceptable use of They/Them
So does the other head get to date? Can she refuse to get pregnant if the other one wants to have babies?
Usually in these situations one head gaslights the other
one comes out on top and the other is the side b***h
Spoken like a truly shameless porn addict
Anon you seriously need to checkout from watching porn because do you even hear yourself?
Most military guys are cucks, how do we convince this guy to upload porn of her? I want to see her give double head
>sister gets married
>dooms you to be a femcel
I bet Britt hates them both for this
they share the feelings on all the body.
when you penetrate the vagoo both of them feel it.
so they need to have a threesome everytime they frick.
Finally a reason to post this
the one on the right clearly controls the arms and legs, so this dude just married a head attached to someone elses body
*married to someone with someone elses head attached to her body
the one on the right is abby
They claim to each control 1 arm and 1 leg, but it could be that one controls all the limbs and the other is just tricked into thinking she controls some of them, like a little brother "playing" video games with the second controller unplugged. Imagine if one really was just a head who only FELT like she was controlling the limbs due to post-hoc rationalization of every movement "her" arm and leg make.
does one of them have full control over their body and the other is just along for the ride? do they somehow share control? what if they have an argument?
?t=150
What fetishises is he into?
double penetration
>the other head gets married later
>husbands must have sex with each other
living the dream
can they stretch their neck thing far enough so one could suck his dick and one can eat his ass?
fricking hell just imagine
R34 of this probably been made somewhere..
just google it, lazy frick
Imagine waking up to find your husband cheating on you with your conjoined sister
Thanks, fat frick fren.
Double blowjob kino
Is he queer because he married a they/them?
Not proud, but ngl either…
what happens if one of them dies? does she just have a lifeless head on her forever now?
They both die at the same time.
one dies a little later
don't ex_ACKACK
next time I hear a woman complain that she can't find a man, I would drop kick the frick outta her
That's one way to get ahead in life.
So what if the other one doesn't want to frick when the other one does?
If the other one marries also, does the other man also get to frick the twins? It's still one vegana.
So many questions...
Is it possible he ended up married to her/them because she/they pursued him and he was a cheesedick nerd who had no idea how to extricate himself from the situation without unpleasantness or seeming like a jerk
>wife head starts becoming distant
>nagging all the time
>passes out drunk
>the other head seduces me
>couldn't help it
>body just like my wife but horny for me
frick, shouldn't cheat but
>want sex
>double the chances she turns you down because she has a headache
>because she has a headache
>doesn't know the trick to neutralize this excuse
Trick?
>wake the b***h up
>'honey, here's your aspirin'
>'what aspirin?'
>'you know, for your headache'
>'I don't have a headache'
>'OK, let's frick'
>brutal PTSD so he sleeps with a loaded .45 by the bed
>wakes up from another war nightmare
>looks to the side and sees a double headed beast, one is snoring loudly and the other one is drooling
>immediately puts two in its stomach
Could you blame him?
>be the submissve head
>can't control body
>want to die
>can't commit suicide
>can't think about it since your other head will know
Real life horror
The true horror is when one dies. The other has an agonizing indeterminate (but short) period before their own death, and they're finally, really, truly alone for the first time in their life. No feeling of the sister's firing on your shared nerves, no presence, just a lifeless lump hanging from the body you bow fully control.
Now imagine they have a bdsm relationship where he's nice to one head and the other is an unwilling toilet slave
GUYS WHAT IF ONE LIKES Cinemaphile AND THE OTHER ONE LIKES REDDIT AND THEY ONLY HAVE ONE PHONE
Do you think they've kissed?
Also, do you think masturbation counts as incest?
dude has to be gambling that they have less than 10 years left, right?
>first day of school
>everyone doing introductions before class
>one of the kids starts talking about how their mom, aunt and dad all sleep together at night
they could make a fortune on onlyfans
WHERE THE FRICK IS /jazz/ SEASON 3, TLC!?!?