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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah with that sweet disability payment from her and his sweet army welfare they should be living the kino NEET life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's a teacher

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol me and my friends would have ruined their(?) lives. kids are very good at making normal people feel like monsters let alone someone that literally is a two headed monster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Salary wise does the school pay them as one teacher or two?
        Legally I'm guessing two, but a school has no need for two teachers teaching one class.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Presumably they each get paid half a normal salary. This actually would be super advantageous for tax purposes, imagine making your current salary but being able to take double the standard deduction or deduct every itemized expense twice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >double bj for life
      holy..

      Does fricking them count as a threesome?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Army Welfare

      Cope and Seethe Mr. Neet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see the women(s) are teachers. And the dude served his country. NEETs like your degenerate self obviously only think about money because you are literally shitting yourself every day over it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double bj for life
    holy..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Does fricking them count as a threesome?

      They are adamant in interviews that they are two separate, completely distinct people. They both have their own driver's licenses and they both have their own teaching certifications. Last I heard they did accept a single salary for their teaching job but it was mainly an economic decision (most schools can barely afford to pay the exact number of teachers they need, let alone the exact number plus one more). Basically you'd only be fricking the face of the one you married, not both of them.

      I don't know how they would have sex and they refuse to discuss it. Maybe the one who isn't married puts a blindfold on or something? They each control one arm and one leg so either the other one has to get involved or it will severely limit their options for acts and positions.

      Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious. It does make you wonder what the sleeping situation would be like if they both got married though. Two dudes share a bed with them? Pass them back and forth on a schedule? Inquiring minds want to know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beat option honestly is if this guy is open to it, each guy gets a side of the bed and one head, toss a coin on who gets sex first and the sloppy seconds tho. Shame they don't have 2 vags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually I wonder if there was some sort of fast acting drug that could somehow be limited to the circulatory system of the brain of each one individually so whichever one was fricking that night could do so while the other one was unconscious.
        Starving a brain of blood causes brain damage. Despite what you see in movies, someone's brain can't be disabled without severe injury or death following.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beat option honestly is if this guy is open to it, each guy gets a side of the bed and one head, toss a coin on who gets sex first and the sloppy seconds tho. Shame they don't have 2 vags

        I'm pretty sure they'll both just be married to this one guy.
        Unless they find someone who is into a non monogamous relationship.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if he divorced and left the one head for the other lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If one dies before the other, would they just let the dead head rest there?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm jelly.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    abby is cuter, brittany looks like sentient tumor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sentient Tumor
      I don't know why, but that made me laugh really hard. Sounds fricking brutal. Could be a metal band or song name.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're both hideous what the frick? I can deal with amputees and shit but this is body horror.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brittany will probably be an unmarried virgin for life (I assume in these cases it doesn't count) unless the hubby there is caught thinking about Brittany while fricking (cheating)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying either of them were virgins before marriage

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's he marrying the other one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that would technically in a legal sense be polygamy and illegal since they are considered 2 people?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they are considered 2 people?
        a fascinating discussion. I think they each have a driver's license, but only get one paycheck (appropriately)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which one gets the blame if they get into an accident while driving?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they told the camera they each had to be tested, although neither the documentary nor the show made clear exactly how this was done. Describing themselves as good drivers, the two said they both participate in the driving experience by each being in charge of a different job, Abby the break[sic] and Brittany the blinker (according to their responses on one episode). They both steer, however, attributing their fluidity to their “twintuition,” which allows them to know what the other is thinking without saying it out loud.
            https://www.findatopdoc.com/Healthy-Living/Health-Update-What-Are-Conjoined-Twins-Abby-Brittany-Up-to-Today/The-twins-had-to-take-two-separate-driving-tests-in-order-to-drive

            it's all very strange. one paycheck but they each file taxes? unless they're speaking I can't imagine a scenario where they aren't essentially and legally a single person. car pool lane? it's the same (lack of) logic they apply to pregnancies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only get one paycheck (appropriately)
          What about dental insurance?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds more illegal than making them have two licenses unless only one has a job

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they've lived for so long but apparently they're only 34. Also work as 5th grade teachers which is unexpected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also work as 5th grade teachers which is unexpected.
      I mean what happens here... do they both get paid? lol. I have so many questions
      I wanna see some conjoined porn too if anyone has recommendations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They lifemog most of us

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And if he has a daughter, he can upgrade his nagging from stereo to surround sound.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were waiting all day to post that, weren’t you? You sly dirty dog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's an audiophile meaning it's quadraphonic or bust

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You son of a b***h, well played

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so he only married one of them?
    Do they have one or two veganas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One, they just put a sheet over the other one's head when fricking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie has ptsd so bad he married a woman with a spare head in case one of them gets blown out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to decide what restaurant to visit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which head controls the arms and legs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one on their right, your left appears to be pulling 75% of the weight. I imagine there was some struggle working that out. I think they can both control everything to some degree, but left is dominant with that arm and right the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, they should have gone the Basket Case treatment at birth

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be two headed monstrosity
    >still won't settle for anyone under 6'1''
    Manlets on sewercide watch.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UGH

    LOOK AT THESE NASTY ABOMINATIONS. NO WONDER HITLER TRIED TO ERADICATE TWINS

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can somebody look at this and say "yeah they shouldn't have been gently suffocated at birth if not aborted beforehand"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They seem happy . Why y’all finna being rude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why y’all finna being rude
        Tryna? Or it's cap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're monstrous, a cruel god cursed them. Mercy would've been keeping them from a life of suffering before their brains can develop. It's even worse that they might reproduce and have the propensity for this condition passed on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are you all fixing to being rude?
        Damn, the ESL-ism was so dumb I couldn't even type it out to mock it without my brain auto-correcting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're cool. Besides there healthy and capable of living normal, fulfilling lives. Literally the only problem is bigots deciding to be buttholes to them which is an everyone else problem.

      Also it shows that life isn't as mundane and well defined as people like to say it is. I bet if you told even the smartest doctor/scientist about them they would swear up and down it's impossible until they see them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello rabbi.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twice the headache

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the life insurance payout.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they pay for one movie ticket or two?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ? they're married. so two.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I saw a picture somewhere with a wiener between their heads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake

      All of these bitter lonely incels making horrible comments about these poor ladies. Please leave these girls alone and let them be happy…whats wrong with yall?

      it's fascinating. and you can't make it not. they don't belong in a circus, but they got

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *on TV and make headlines for a (very obvious) reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fake
        Oh, no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, I remember that. The Internet is pretty good about scrubbing pictures of them, though. I think everyone's life: "Nah, that's too far, man."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about that but I’m pretty sure there was either a picture or a video of them sucking some random dudes dick under a table

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these bitter lonely incels making horrible comments about these poor ladies. Please leave these girls alone and let them be happy…whats wrong with yall?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo you can insult successful celebrities but making fun of disabled people is too far
      We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion here, get used to it Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yall

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when they get divorced does he lose 75% of his shit or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek.

      [...]

      thought you said 'stench'. appropriate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, same, probably the first thing anyone thinks about

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She's married to a white man. Please stop watching porn, it's turning your brain to mush

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know the "bbc" fetish comes from porn created by israelites

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's 95% Browns and Blacks, that's not a fetish moron. Even the spammer in this thread is some Paki.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Browncels eternally BTFO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's still a fetish moron. Do you not know what a fetish is by definition? Fetish "a habitual erotic response to or fixation on an object, part of the body, or activity ordinarily regarded as nonsexual" in this case its race. So its a "interracial fetish" dumb ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Giving India internet access was a huge mistake.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Behead those who insult Nagoor Babu Ser, weapon of Durga.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way that fricking Myanmar is #2 homie. This is a list of botnets.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another 3 body problem thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some very clever anons out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking sides

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ayo

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She could do better. Why did she settle for such a loser?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’ve heard of titty fricking? Is his guy ear fricks

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Which one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated bost

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These chicks have two mouths and one butthole imagine the shits this animal takes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably take turns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so many interesting considerations. do they both eat? do they both NEED to eat? I think one is doing most of the living for both of them. the backpack pitches in for fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Anything that you might need, I got inside for you

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens if one if the head dies but not the other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how would a head die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1/2 a suicide?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe the other will die soon after
      Nightmare fuel, I think there's a tales from the crypt or some other horror anthology ep about it.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you are an average guy your best chance at marriage is a literal circus freak
    grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats right you filthy fricking golem!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take the vax for she

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, the glavset's here. Hi, rooster!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes Ivan, we know you're raiding.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't mind conjoined twins as long as they were symmetrical and cute

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the head must be crazy. Imagine tripping off shrooms and having a two headed succubi devouring your wiener.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The weird thing about them is, they don't know what it's like with only one head. It's normal to them using the body as one. It's so fricking freaky to think about who controls what and when.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine it as some sorta organic Pacific Rim type deal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s going to grow wings and attack Hon Kong?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who is he legally married to?

    I imagine the state would make an exception for a polygamy in this case

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can one imagine how fantastic a blowjob from them would be?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people argue that an unborn fetus is just a parasite or a clump of cells since it's attached directly to the mother when something like this freak exists that's clearly two completely separate people completely conjoined. this case exists as proof that two separate and completely real human beings can exist while intrinsically connected to each other, which btfo's several pro abortion arguments.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they share a pussy

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if one head schlicks, do both feel it

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Brittany considered single or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine if she got a boyfriend. Bet the current husband would be jelly. Deep down he thinks he's got both

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polygamy brehs.. is this the loophole we’ve been waiting for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRB sewing Sydney Sweeney and Zoey Deutch together

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, you'd still max out at double vegana double anal

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like dude got a Bo-go deal on RC Cola.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do they have two souls? Has the Vatican commented on this?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Child murderer marries disgusting freak
    Lmao what a match made in Heaven

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They may look like some grotesque Dark Soul enemy, but I bet they give good head.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >conjoined twins
    The only acceptable use of They/Them

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does the other head get to date? Can she refuse to get pregnant if the other one wants to have babies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually in these situations one head gaslights the other
      one comes out on top and the other is the side b***h

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Spoken like a truly shameless porn addict
    Anon you seriously need to checkout from watching porn because do you even hear yourself?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most military guys are cucks, how do we convince this guy to upload porn of her? I want to see her give double head

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sister gets married
    >dooms you to be a femcel
    I bet Britt hates them both for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they share the feelings on all the body.
      when you penetrate the vagoo both of them feel it.
      so they need to have a threesome everytime they frick.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a reason to post this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one on the right clearly controls the arms and legs, so this dude just married a head attached to someone elses body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *married to someone with someone elses head attached to her body
        the one on the right is abby

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They claim to each control 1 arm and 1 leg, but it could be that one controls all the limbs and the other is just tricked into thinking she controls some of them, like a little brother "playing" video games with the second controller unplugged. Imagine if one really was just a head who only FELT like she was controlling the limbs due to post-hoc rationalization of every movement "her" arm and leg make.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does one of them have full control over their body and the other is just along for the ride? do they somehow share control? what if they have an argument?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=150

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What fetishises is he into?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      double penetration

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the other head gets married later
    >husbands must have sex with each other

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    living the dream

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can they stretch their neck thing far enough so one could suck his dick and one can eat his ass?
    fricking hell just imagine

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    R34 of this probably been made somewhere..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just google it, lazy frick

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine waking up to find your husband cheating on you with your conjoined sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, fat frick fren.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Double blowjob kino

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he queer because he married a they/them?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not proud, but ngl either…

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happens if one of them dies? does she just have a lifeless head on her forever now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both die at the same time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one dies a little later

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't ex_ACKACK
    next time I hear a woman complain that she can't find a man, I would drop kick the frick outta her

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's one way to get ahead in life.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what if the other one doesn't want to frick when the other one does?
    If the other one marries also, does the other man also get to frick the twins? It's still one vegana.
    So many questions...

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible he ended up married to her/them because she/they pursued him and he was a cheesedick nerd who had no idea how to extricate himself from the situation without unpleasantness or seeming like a jerk

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wife head starts becoming distant
    >nagging all the time
    >passes out drunk
    >the other head seduces me
    >couldn't help it
    >body just like my wife but horny for me
    frick, shouldn't cheat but

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want sex
    >double the chances she turns you down because she has a headache

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because she has a headache
      >doesn't know the trick to neutralize this excuse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trick?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wake the b***h up
          >'honey, here's your aspirin'
          >'what aspirin?'
          >'you know, for your headache'
          >'I don't have a headache'
          >'OK, let's frick'

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brutal PTSD so he sleeps with a loaded .45 by the bed
    >wakes up from another war nightmare
    >looks to the side and sees a double headed beast, one is snoring loudly and the other one is drooling
    >immediately puts two in its stomach
    Could you blame him?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be the submissve head
    >can't control body
    >want to die
    >can't commit suicide
    >can't think about it since your other head will know
    Real life horror

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The true horror is when one dies. The other has an agonizing indeterminate (but short) period before their own death, and they're finally, really, truly alone for the first time in their life. No feeling of the sister's firing on your shared nerves, no presence, just a lifeless lump hanging from the body you bow fully control.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now imagine they have a bdsm relationship where he's nice to one head and the other is an unwilling toilet slave

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS WHAT IF ONE LIKES Cinemaphile AND THE OTHER ONE LIKES REDDIT AND THEY ONLY HAVE ONE PHONE

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they've kissed?
    Also, do you think masturbation counts as incest?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude has to be gambling that they have less than 10 years left, right?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first day of school
    >everyone doing introductions before class
    >one of the kids starts talking about how their mom, aunt and dad all sleep together at night

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they could make a fortune on onlyfans

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS /jazz/ SEASON 3, TLC!?!?

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