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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surest sign of a shill is posting the same fricking image every day
    they have to because their manager needs to confirm they're posting according to the recommended script

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is the same guy from reddit who posts shill threads there too praising how good show is and downvoting everyone else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crying about downvotes on Cinemaphile is wildly gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi reddo

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it already failed, it can never make back the money that was spent on it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Great Filter

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just like the parts where science is used to brutally kill people.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a limited series? If not, it still has the “Netflix no proper ending problem”.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke garbage. Read the damn books

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What television does an intellectual like you watch? I would like to know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBC. Oh yeah and the British broadcast corporation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual fricking moron

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Sophon, the alien sexbot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karen Fukuhara
      She's both Japanese and sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they already did with the SEAmonkey who slashes uninvited players in the game and threatens Wade

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay troon writers fricked up good premise of the books

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 woke writers problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 3 buddy problem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not lemon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really woke?
      If so, Id rather just watch that black nerd on YouTube explain the series instead of spending 8 hours watching Netflix poorly adapt the most boring part of the first book.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Main character got genderswapped and also a lesbian.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hardly even a main character, as he is immediately replaced by Luo Ji in the next novel. That character literally disappears after the first book.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hes the main character of the first book, lou ji is the main character of only the second book

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is a side character at best. The entire ETO plot might be experienced from his end, but Ye Wenjie is the main character of that book. Also he has zero effect on the rest of the book series, while Luo Ji's actions are the focus of the second book and greatly help to shape the third book. The author said as much, he didn't like Wang so he decided to replace him with another character.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can also that luo is just a side character as there are other characters in the second book like Zhang Beihai who arguably has a far greater impact on humanity than Luo does.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is a side character at best. The entire ETO plot might be experienced from his end, but Ye Wenjie is the main character of that book. Also he has zero effect on the rest of the book series, while Luo Ji's actions are the focus of the second book and greatly help to shape the third book. The author said as much, he didn't like Wang so he decided to replace him with another character.

            Well now Luo Ji's a fricking DUDE WEED black stoner that fricks white women so what the frick are you on about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it really woke?
        Yes. And it's fricking tedious. They changed a lot and added things that are not in the books

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's copy pasta that summarizes the books that gets posted occasionally

        Cixin Lou's books are all the same: some interesting ideas ruined by poor writing

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically want more seasons to complete the books. i find the way they netflixify shit to be fascinating.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok but intellectuals prefer Naruto Shippuden

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than the Chinese series, which was unwatchable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the issue with the Chinese version?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but it's just very long with fillers (30epx40min). Plus CGI garbage
        But at least it stays accurate to the book unlike the netflix version

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But at least it stays accurate to the book unlike the netflix version

          That's a bad thing though.
          To make a good tv show out of source material like that, it has to be adapted with creative licence into something different.
          Otherwise it just doesn't work.

          What you're mad about, (i hope) isn't straying from the source material, but how it strays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Netflix version sucks fricking ass. They completely ruin multiple plots from the first book. It's like a fricking speedrun. The Chinese version is vastly superior to this crap.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Otherwise it just doesn't work.
            Cope
            This is just a modern made up excuse created to justify the fact that none of these shit products give a frick about the source material.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have to read an entire novel's worth of subtitles
          30 episodes and very little action
          pacing requires infinite patience

          Not to mention low production value, terrible audio mixing, and randomly dubbing a chinese voice in broken english over native english speakers. And its not like this is just the voice they had for this character. 99% of the time he speaks english with an australian accent, but for some reason they just choose to dub over him in this particular scene. This shit is so fricking amateurish, and not in the charming way.

          [...]

          >But at least it stays accurate to the book unlike the netflix version

          That's a bad thing though.
          To make a good tv show out of source material like that, it has to be adapted with creative licence into something different.
          Otherwise it just doesn't work.

          What you're mad about, (i hope) isn't straying from the source material, but how it strays.

          Even my normie gf liked the chinese one. Yeah there's some truly shit elements of the production towards the end but it's a perfect substitute for reading the book. The CGI is also much better than the netflix version. It's such a direct adaptation though that if you know the book you won't get anything out of it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it hard of a concept for westerners that seeing whats happening in the books is interesting enough rather than imagining it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have to read an entire novel's worth of subtitles
        30 episodes and very little action
        pacing requires infinite patience

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention low production value, terrible audio mixing, and randomly dubbing a chinese voice in broken english over native english speakers. And its not like this is just the voice they had for this character. 99% of the time he speaks english with an australian accent, but for some reason they just choose to dub over him in this particular scene. This shit is so fricking amateurish, and not in the charming way.

          [...]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its called soul

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amerimutts can't read subtitles

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woke shite

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with female geniuses being featured in sci fi for once?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way woketards portray them.
      The concept is fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not realistic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please share with us what show actual intellectuals love?

      You new?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not realistic

      >female scientist dooms the world
      Sounds about right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because her feelings were hurt, no less.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >female geniuses

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please share with us what show actual intellectuals love?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they refuse to cast anyone even remotely attractive?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girls are attractive enough though? They're not supermodels obviously but they don't have to be? Auggie and Jin are cute. And Tatiana. She's hot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The girls are attractive enough though?
        Said who?
        They're not supermodels obviously but they don't have to be?
        Said who?
        >She's hot.
        >"She cute!", "She still hot!", "she's attractive enough!"
        Always this cope for subpar products

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you want supermodels in all your films and shows? Lol. Okay gay. What do you consider cute and attractive?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So you want supermodels in all your films and shows?
            Only neopuritans in the last few years are b***hing about that. Characters were always fricking great looking, homosexual.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't disagree. It does seem like on average, castings for women used to have a pretty high bar in terms of looks. But I think it doesn't make sense to go to either extremes, whether thats wanting actresses to be exclusively amazing looks or exclusively average, unconventional, or even ugly looks like how they want these days. There should be a lot more variety when it comes to attractiveness whether thats for lead roles or non-lead roles.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make them be a variety of top tier.
                Hllywood golden age nailed it. And the 80s too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but they are attractive enough you porn addicted moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get to decide what is enough, fascist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only Tatiana is hot, the rest are ugly

        >So you want supermodels in all your films and shows?
        Only neopuritans in the last few years are b***hing about that. Characters were always fricking great looking, homosexual.

        My homie nice taste

        So you want supermodels in all your films and shows? Lol. Okay gay. What do you consider cute and attractive?

        NTA but they are attractive enough you porn addicted moron

        Eat shit homosexuals, I see hotter girls outside than on amerishart TV

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how these homosexuals spent all the budget in astroturfing this shit show. D&D hacks should be banned forever after this monumental fiasco.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros the chinese version is so much better. Imagine getting btfo by the chinks. How will netflix ever recover?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick is this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the VR game segment of the chinese show. They decided to make it entirely CGI to give it a game-y feeling but yeah that wasn't the best idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two chinese adaptations at this point, homosexual. One is animated and one live action. Both are superior to the netflix production.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is there finished one which includes all the books or they all end at book 1?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I think live action is doing all books but they're still shooting it, it's massive. Haven't seen the animated one so I can't say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the version where they have an aussie playing an american, who they randomly dub over with a chink speaking broken english
        Into the trash it goes along with the netflix version and all 3 books

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw aliens unironically become weebs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you telling me you didn't enjoy the 4 chapters about an android performing weeb tea ceremonies?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like sci fi shit, you think I can't handle slop? That's like 90% of the genre

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I listened to the audiobooks a long long time ago. I remembered thinking it was gonna be impossible to adapt this.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn bomb the japs and be rewarded with a commie gf

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE TO WATCH THE ANIME VERSION ???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its on nyaa

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its for educated people, you would not understad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those educated people will read the books and ignore this shit.
      You wouldn't understand

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ummmmm guys....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This structure is the result of a phenomenon known as resonance, and being able to quantify and measure it takes us a step closer to solving a problem universal to magnetic particle accelerators.

      >With these resonances, what happens is that particles don't follow exactly the path we want and then fly away and get lost," says physicist Giuliano Franchetti of GSI in Germany. "This causes beam degradation and makes it difficult to reach the required beam parameters."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a sonsor/lens was dirty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know shit about the universe and our origins. All matter we can see only makes up 30% of the universe while dark matter makes up 70%

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dark matter
        midwit alert!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dark makes up 70%
        and how many crimes compared to this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >despite being only a small fraction of the universe, black holes causes the most amount of damage to any celestial body in existence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aw sheeeit
      Sophons are coming to rape us

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE getting btfo by China.

    Tencent version shits on this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tencent version shits on this
      it absolutely doesn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both are shit in their own ways

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this but I like the books. What does that make me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gentelman or moron

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    >the best character is a grizzled gigachad white man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His writing is so fricking bad its embarrassing. He often summarizes multiple book chapters with a single line.

      And actually putting this much time into fleshing out the guy who gets shot at the ayys is moronic. He has almost no impact on the story, especially in the third book where all this shit is retconned in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He often summarizes multiple book chapters with a single line.
        Holy based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't based when its done to give more time to an awfully written love story designed to keep women from turning the show off

          I see why d&d lost all their other movie and show deals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I skip all love story moments of the show, I don't care about saar and ching chang or cancer homosexual story.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i understood it right theres a bit of anti ccp propaganda, why did china government allow for this show to be made?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      China has cooled down on alot on how they approach their history.
      Basically as long as they don't directly insult Mao you can call out everything else that happened during that time, and the chinese government is mostly cool with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read a book some time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the CCP accepts the cultural revolution and Great Leap Forward were failures. You can depict it in film, the only thing they don’t allow you to do is use film as a way to defame the party or agitate for political reform or change.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bucc’d

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this woman ALWAYS had her makeup on perfectly, even when she had the countdown virus and was questioning her reality. in the midst of all the chaos, she still cared enough to apply her makeup every day. crazy.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder smell is a dimension.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got one look at the VFX in the clip that autoplayed on netflix and laughed my ass off.
    Theres a reason prestige television used to be fat italians eating from a fridge and real life shitty ghettos in baltimore. On a tv budget all this high concept sci fi and fantasy stuff ends up looking like screensavers. And that fricking idiot henry cavil thinks he can do warhammer as a show next. At this rate it is a lesson they will never learn.

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