>3 tickets to Minions: The rise of Gru, please
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>3 tickets to Minions: The rise of Gru, please
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thanks guys, best stag night ever
This is an astroturfed marketing campaign by Universal Studios to imitate the online hype of Morbius.
>t. Makes Barbie threads
Based, millennial friendless fa/tv/irgins finna seethe fr
Based and knows-how-to-have-fun-wth-friends-pilled.
>Cinemaphileirgins will seethe at zoomers having ironic fun with their friends because no one has ever loved them
Sad
>the shills have just arrived
they are leaving you idiot
ive seen people shit on these kids for no reason and i have no idea why. theyre just having fun
No. We have a strict "No Formals" Dress code, and we'd much prefer it if you watched Lightyear instead.
but why?
The kids take pictures of themselves and the screen during the movie, which leads to spoilers
They were overly rowdy
>all of them have shit nazi or zoomer perm haircuts
may god help us all
>haircuts bad!
yes
You're a neckbeard. Stop posting.
homie you're on Cinemaphile youll find people worse then me, including yourself.
Ok and? A neckbeard shouldn't talk about haircuts.
my hair doesn't even look like the guy in the pic, its shoulder length moron
>shoukder length
YWNBAW
imagine defending npc cuts
Any haorcut is better than the Cinemaphile neckbeard cut
>Giving money to a corporation for garbage is based
based zoomers
boomers and fat balding cucks gonna seeth fr
I thought the hair thing was (mostly) a meme. Its real? I see at least 4 guys rocking that thing.
I barely leave home so I don't know
Two tickets to Minions2, please.
>GRU
Shameless russoid propaganda.
when will the suit meme die? its been 200 years almost
Tailored suit is the most comfy shit ever.
That’s a bit of an exaggeration there…
I agree I don't own any , don't wear any, they are totally fricking overrated
...and none of them have trousers of the correct length.
They’re expecting high water.
I never watched any Minions or Gru movie. Am I missing out?
No, they're artless slop engineered to brainwash normies to buy crap.
Still much better than Buzz Dykeyear, though.
the minion shilling is crazy
soul.
I will never truly understand or appreciate white American culture. Looks like a fun time assuming they didn't actually stay for the movie.
I'm so fricking tired of gen z ironic humor. They're too scared to actually say something funny so they are act ironically since regardless of the reaction they get, they can say it was the intended effect.
So fricking bizarre, no idea what's caused them to act like this.
Zoomers are a mirror of generation x and are likewise afraid of sincerity. The difference is at least generation x was tech literate and could afford a home.
So exactly like Cinemaphile
Nobody scared of anything. the irony was caused by the broken dopamine receptors that zoomers are exposed to early in their lives. especially those who grew up with ipods and smartphones. it's only natural they are using irony as a way of coping with their existence.
And yet they still probably leave the theater in a big fricking mess that the employees have to clean up
Clean it up janny lmfaooooo
I don't go to movie theaters let alone work at one
WAGIEEEEEEEE
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 7
CHOP CHOP!
Wish I knew what freaking thread I originally saved this from
Thank you anon
>job is to clean up after movie
>complains that he has to clean up after movie
I don't get it
Well there's making a small mess and just being a complete utter butthole
The zoomer queen and her king
Looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something
haha I have a twitter too xD
Seething troony
The more you hate the zoomies the stronger they become. The only solution is to ignore the generation war and let them eat their shitty cake.