3 weeks until the best film of 2022 is released. Are you ready for Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS?
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3 weeks until the best film of 2022 is released. Are you ready for Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS?
just in time to give Blacks another reason to riot during the summer
AYO YOU IS RAYCIS SAY IT TO MY FACE WHITE ASS CRACKA TSSK
too ugly for elvis
He doesn't even look remotely the same as Elvis.
Which one is the real Elvis?
Even Kurt Russell looked more like Elvis than whoever this guy is.
was about to say the same... what's with this dysgenic casting
Should've cast Miles Teller. He actually looks like Elvis.
elvis vs photoshop content aware scale elvis
The movie should end with this:
Literally a real life movie scene
>Sweaty
>Out of Breath
>Confused
>Starts singing
ABSOLUTE KINO
he reminds me of donald
well they were both kept alive by fried food and pills
Man, this always gets to me.
Elvis was so fricking cool
He's lip-syncing, not kino
No he's not you fricking moron.
Yes he is, you can clearly see it at 3:10 and 4:12. If you think he could sing like this while being barely able to speak properly, you are the moron.
hes literally not
His vocals are live, instrumentation and backing vocals are overdubbed though
He's 100% singing live. Not only do you hear and see every breath as he takes them you can also hear all the inflections in his voice and see that they go with his movements. Also you can hear how he starts off out of breath from talking and the excitement of being fricked up on stage but he relaxes into the song as he's singing it. Even without all of the above this would be difficult to pull off with a dubbed vocal and wouldn't really serve any purpose to merit the acting skills required to pull off the perfect transition from speech to song and whilst making the levels match perfectly. Can't speak so much for the piano but to me it looks like he's playing it. He's definitely singing live, though. Schtick the frickin' house and wife on it.
The song is in a majority of the trailers so it probably is
Crazy how good his vocals are literally days before death. Dude really was the King
No, this looks pretty bad.
Why is Baz Luhrmann still pretending to be straight? Does he just think isn't funny to be obviously gay and and act like "Oh I'm a straight man of course. Haven't you met my wife?"
he has 2 kids tho
Cast this guy in a Bogdanoff biopic
doesnt the elvis trailer end with MLK being murdered and elvis having a mental breakdown because he worships blacks?
Will they include the time Elvis fricked his future wife when she was a 14 year old fan girl of his?
She looked like the female version of Elvis at 14
wtf I love Elvis now
>here's your 14 year old waifu
i shant be watching this one
she divorced him for his karate instructor
and then elvis almost had her killed but changed his mind and ate a giant sandwich instead
Is this true?
KEK.
If so hes more based then I ever could have imagined
>frick prison ima eat me a triple decker turkey club A HUH HUH
Elvis was going to kill her lover, not Priscilla herself
Must they desecrate everything?
No, they don't want people to think that marrying 14-year-olds is cool.
>if it was good enough for The King...
Wonder why they went with Doja cat to make a song for this movie. It feels so out of place in the trailers
this is the "turn a rock song into a weepy female vocalist ballad" but for black people lol
It's shit. Music is by that euro-trash winners from a year ago maneskin.
For context I'm Hispanic. If a black man or white man started to make amazing cumbias or corridos, why would I ever be upset that the music is great or why would I ever be upset that the music is coming from someone who isn't Hispanic. I don't fricking understand why "he stole our music" is something black people legitimately get angry.
erm excuse me hernandez please stop stealing my language
It was just a thought
That's a white people thing. Stop that too.
kek
It's just another mental illness American blacks and leftists created, pretty much no one else in the world gets mad when others copy their culture. In fact most love it, or even enforced it in the past - plenty of empires forced their conquered subjects to convert to their religion/culture/language. Getting mad at people copying you is such a strange thing, and very hypocritical for American blacks since they were taken out of the jungles naked, put into clothing, taught English, and taught Christianity. If they wanted to be authentic homies, they should go back to the jungle and run wild and naked.
YOU NOW HAVE 10 SECONDS TO POST YOUR FAVORITE ELVIS SONG
Basic pick but it's such a beautiful song
Does this count
kino song
>I'VE BEEN TRAVELIN OVER MOOUUNTAINS
>EVEN THROUGH THE VALLEYS TOOOOOO
If he and Aaayy had a baby, think the eye spacing would average out to normal?
bumping based elvis thread
When he was young my uncle looked exactly like Elvis, I mean exactly. Like a clone. He was young in the 60s too. The amount of pussy he got is legendary.
Baz luhrmann isn’t really my cup of tea but I’m excited for butler’s performance
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David Adler's book contains a detailed account of the event that made the Fool's Gold Loaf sandwich famous.[10] On the night of February 1, 1976, Elvis Presley was at his home at Graceland in Memphis, entertaining Captain Jerry Kennedy of the Denver, Colorado police force, and Ron Pietrafeso of Colorado's Strike Force Against Crime. The three men began discussing the sandwich, and Presley decided he wanted one right then. Presley had been to the restaurant before, while in Denver.[10]
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