>30 days of no sunlight

>30 days of no sunlight
So what do they eat?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s Alaska life like bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres static electricity everywhere and it hurts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an interesting phenomenon that I had no idea about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because its not true

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't they just nuke the whole worthless state?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking about Alaska not New Jersey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magneto sphere and northern lights; I always wondered if it had an effect on people that lived up there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres static electricity everywhere and it hurts

          Do tell.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aurora Borealis?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              St. Elmo's fire.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lived in the bigger city. It’s alright. Winter nights are awesome because it’s not as dark as people think it is.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Government handouts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The government of Alaska owns my apsrtment building. My rent goes to them and then they give it out as a UBI check to Alaskans every year. It's fricking bullshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds comfy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 days of night?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename

      30 days of night?

      Did you know the town depicted in the movie is now known by it's Inuit name? They officially changed it through a referendum a few years ago.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    welfare

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood from the mortals, duh, they are vampires. Are you dumb?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US government gives you a plot of land for free and a bunch of cash if you move to Alaska.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >source: israeli media projections
      Are you referring to the oil profits sharing that the government ageed to?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm referring to the incentives the government gives to make people move to Alaska.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't make me do anything, man.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    moonlight they photosynthesize

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it depends on the time of month. If the moon is on the sun side, you won't be getting any.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just my life but 80 days a year

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you eat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly shit from the supermarket frozen section because I hate cooking

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in central europe
    >sun is getting awfully close to the horizon during winter months
    I never realized how far north I actually live

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that florida is actually bigger than alaska but maps all lie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you know the earth is actually flat (and the center of the so called universe) but the globes all lie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire US is smaller than it looks on the maps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire US is smaller than it looks on the maps

      The map is wrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aaron sorkin
        >the west wing
        without watching this i assume a bunch of impossibly witty people will tell me how map projections de-emphasize the size of africa because of colonialism or something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you watched it and then made this stupid post. have a nice day.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i literally did not but i'm glad i was right lel. his shit is that predictable

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what do they eat?
    ftfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So who do they eat?
      FTFY

      A lot of fixing going on in here.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So who do they eat?
    FTFY

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you shouldn’t be so fixated on eating all the time, tubby.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you being mean to me?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Least it's not the town where everyone and everything is literally in one building

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When are we getting our long-deserved commieblock arcology kino?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds super comfy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks even comfier from another view.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whittier is notable for its extremely wet climate – the town receives 197 in (5,000 mm) of precipitation per year on average
      kind of a deal breaker for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks even comfier from another view.

      >Whittier is notable for its extremely wet climate – the town receives 197 in (5,000 mm) of precipitation per year on average
      kind of a deal breaker for me

      I don’t get it

      Why share a building?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this might be hard to understand for some anti social schizo, but normal people generally enjoy eachothers company and everyone living under the same roof makes logistics, repair and communication easier when theres 10 feet of snow outside for 8 months a year

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but imagine the smell and noise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but imagine the smell and noise

          >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >big city
            >population: 272

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This pasta is fricking trash. If the idea of fun for you and your friends is to go and get smashed on liquor, you need better friends, and worse, you are an Untermensch and deserve death by fire. You are perfectly capable of doing other things in the city, and don't bring up Black folk as an excuse either. Whiteoids let Black persondom take over, they are cucks, the lot of em.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part of it I guess is just that there isn't land available to build houses on (or it's owned by someone else)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend who lives there and is a butcher. He smokes weed all day and cuts up caribou. He's lonely but enjoys his local community. Apparently his community is aging out, not too many young people moving in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a problem in a lot of rural areas. Young people today like the hustle bustle of the big cities and don't want to move to rural areas. So small towns and rural areas are aging and finding it hard to find workers in certain jobs like doctors.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wear socks to keep my feet warm.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad rural america is dying out. I was reading a WSJ article about how 10% of a small Texas panhandle town died of COVID in two years. It costs so much to support these shitty little towns of ungrateful degenerate hicks, and they won't stop eating garbage or supporting stupid ideas.
        If we taxed churches, denied public education to populations who fight against it, and stopped maintaining the roads these shitholes would dry up and blow away like they should have in the 1990s

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If things were like NE then moving to Alaska wouldn't be all bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main actor leaves the show
      >8 episodes from the series finale, is written off
      >female lead immediately hooks up with chad

      dropped. Joel deserved this bpd bawd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy sexo

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    $20 Oreos

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the tribal people in the show actually real or just made up for the show like they make up the city? I'm getting the feeling like I want to move to Alaska but if it has these weird people in I don't want to be around them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound legit moronic so you'll feel right at home in alaska

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the first 3 eps before the new one rn chuds https://kino.tube

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