The only thing that gives me hope is Phoebe Waller-Bridge is fricking dazzling in the trailer, I hope she gets a spin-off, she's destined for stardom after all her hard work.
I will watch it in the hopes that he gets a somewhat respectful send off, to me this is kind of saying goodbye to harrison ford kino in general which is sad. not paying for it though lmao are you crazy
I don’t know. I think it’s going to be good but it the problem with the Indiana Jonest franchise is that there could be a shitload of movies and comic books kind of like with the Sean Connery’s James Bond. It’s 6 films and most of them are really good.
Also reminds me of Sherlock Holmes books.
Indiana Jones films SHOULDVE been like that.
Instead we got 5 films in total, from which only 2 follow the same formula. >guy gets a task >finds clues >goes someplace exotic >fights enemies >finds treasure >magic happens >ending
For whatever reason Spielberg felt like he should change the formula or subvert expectations and fricked up the entire franchise as a result.
Temple of doom feels like a spin off.
Crystal skull feels like a completely different film.
I think the last film will be better than the previous one but it’s too late sadly.
Weird poster. Compare to Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indiana Jones is front and center, young and confident, the other characters on the margins. In this new one he's looming in the background, looking old with his face shadowed and a weird expression. The other characters are in the front, with the appearance of Indiana Jones as some kind of taskmaster whipping them from behind. I won't be watching it.
I’m heading to the kinoplex day one purely because I saw Crystal Skulls on opening night and I done the biggest shit of my life in the kinoplex toilet, literally filled the entire bowl with a pale brown turd that had the consistency of mr whippy ice cream. was so genuinely in awe of my ass birthing I just couldn’t flush it, well more like I didn’t flush it because it would have certainly flooded the cubicle but still, I had to leave it there for another person to bear witness. anyway, I’m hoping to replicate this crowning achievement and I don’t care if Dial is shit or not, I just want to experience this fleeting moment of greatness once more
I've been eating kratom for nearly ten years and until the last few years I didn't pay attention to my diet so during those years I regularly dropped massive thicc bowl busters. I was often in shock at the size of these things. When washing in the shower my butthole felt the same so I'm not sure how my body was able to pass these things. They wouldn't flush, not a chance they would lay horizontally across the bowel and stand tall as the water escaped around them. And if I got lucky and landed a direct hit? Well IF that happened and IF it started to be moved by the water it would quickly plant its feet and go no further. No matter, a plunger could be used to dismantle the log into more manageable chunks. The real masterpieces were the ones that would enter the drain but then stop in the bend of the pipe under the bowl. You would see no shit but the water would not go down . These were amazing creations to leave at family and friends houses. Sure it was embarrassing as sin but you knew that they knew you could drop boulders and not even break a sweat.
Now I eat a lot of fresh fruits and veggies (particularly pears) and my stool while still being large are no longer made directly of kratom tree fiber as they once were. But I will always have my memories, my father in law once has to call a plumber after the toilet stopped flushing after one of my visits. He was forced to call a professional, no mere amateur could deal with my humble use of the shitter.
I already irreversibly damaged my organs by living as a fat for several decades. I would rather have irreparable damage underneath the facade of looking human while wearing clothes instead of having irreparable damage under fat while unable to fit into clothes. Whole foods are cheaper and more delicious than having engineered products slime in my mouth before flushing them down my throat. I don't even know why I'm making this post because I keep trying to keep bread in my house but eat a whole loaf within 2 days and have to go buy another loaf that will be gone in another 2 days. I can't stop eating bread. I was going to the self-checkout line when there was a rack of sourdough rounds available for only 3 dollars. It wasn't organic but it only had about 5 or 6 ingredients. I have been looking for minimal ingredient bread and I couldn't resist picking up the sourdough loaf and putting it in my cart. I checked out, went home, and when everything was put away I immediately had the end piece and 2 other large pieces of sourdough bread. Biting into stale end pieces of sourdough is like biting into jerky. With just this loaf the other day I discovered pairing heat with bread like a caveman and fire. I hate toasters so I just put the bread on a heated pan on the stove for a few minutes. I didn't know there was such a convenient cheat code for bread. With the sourdough bread soft and warm I then added some butter which melted on the bread made soft and warm by being on the pan on the stove on medium heat for a few minutes. Warm, soft, sourdough bread with a light slathering of butter with the convenience of buying it at the store. I never thought I would see the day. And therewithin lies the problem. I'm not actually doing keto. I'm eating whole foods and products labeled as bread instead of shopping in the inside aisles of stores. If I want to explain this change the word keto is a simplified description but it triggers people and scares them back to their slop
I hope it's good but have little hope. And I am the only person I know who unironically likes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
No one cares for your garbage, Mouseshill.
I cant wait for all the reaction videos
The only thing that gives me hope is Phoebe Waller-Bridge is fricking dazzling in the trailer, I hope she gets a spin-off, she's destined for stardom after all her hard work.
She can dazzle and spin on my hard dick if you know what i mean.
why would you do that?
I will watch it in the hopes that he gets a somewhat respectful send off, to me this is kind of saying goodbye to harrison ford kino in general which is sad. not paying for it though lmao are you crazy
Last Crusade had him literally ride off into the sunset after his greatest adventure yet. What more do you fricking need?
yeah but then he came back, so I hope they just do it again
There were no movies after Last Crusade.
>respectful send off
i don't think you understand how GIRLBOSS pants work.
Isn’t it problematic to have a white guy whipping people in a foreign country??
hes whipping his self for doing a racism
How did they frick the logo up so bad. Just makes it look even more of a fake knockoff than a genuine sequel.
They probably downloaded a font
It looks fine
My thoughts exactly
I don’t know. I think it’s going to be good but it the problem with the Indiana Jonest franchise is that there could be a shitload of movies and comic books kind of like with the Sean Connery’s James Bond. It’s 6 films and most of them are really good.
Also reminds me of Sherlock Holmes books.
Indiana Jones films SHOULDVE been like that.
Instead we got 5 films in total, from which only 2 follow the same formula.
>guy gets a task
>finds clues
>goes someplace exotic
>fights enemies
>finds treasure
>magic happens
>ending
For whatever reason Spielberg felt like he should change the formula or subvert expectations and fricked up the entire franchise as a result.
Temple of doom feels like a spin off.
Crystal skull feels like a completely different film.
I think the last film will be better than the previous one but it’s too late sadly.
Weird poster. Compare to Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indiana Jones is front and center, young and confident, the other characters on the margins. In this new one he's looming in the background, looking old with his face shadowed and a weird expression. The other characters are in the front, with the appearance of Indiana Jones as some kind of taskmaster whipping them from behind. I won't be watching it.
I’m heading to the kinoplex day one purely because I saw Crystal Skulls on opening night and I done the biggest shit of my life in the kinoplex toilet, literally filled the entire bowl with a pale brown turd that had the consistency of mr whippy ice cream. was so genuinely in awe of my ass birthing I just couldn’t flush it, well more like I didn’t flush it because it would have certainly flooded the cubicle but still, I had to leave it there for another person to bear witness. anyway, I’m hoping to replicate this crowning achievement and I don’t care if Dial is shit or not, I just want to experience this fleeting moment of greatness once more
greatest Cinemaphile post of all time
I've been eating kratom for nearly ten years and until the last few years I didn't pay attention to my diet so during those years I regularly dropped massive thicc bowl busters. I was often in shock at the size of these things. When washing in the shower my butthole felt the same so I'm not sure how my body was able to pass these things. They wouldn't flush, not a chance they would lay horizontally across the bowel and stand tall as the water escaped around them. And if I got lucky and landed a direct hit? Well IF that happened and IF it started to be moved by the water it would quickly plant its feet and go no further. No matter, a plunger could be used to dismantle the log into more manageable chunks. The real masterpieces were the ones that would enter the drain but then stop in the bend of the pipe under the bowl. You would see no shit but the water would not go down . These were amazing creations to leave at family and friends houses. Sure it was embarrassing as sin but you knew that they knew you could drop boulders and not even break a sweat.
Now I eat a lot of fresh fruits and veggies (particularly pears) and my stool while still being large are no longer made directly of kratom tree fiber as they once were. But I will always have my memories, my father in law once has to call a plumber after the toilet stopped flushing after one of my visits. He was forced to call a professional, no mere amateur could deal with my humble use of the shitter.
I already irreversibly damaged my organs by living as a fat for several decades. I would rather have irreparable damage underneath the facade of looking human while wearing clothes instead of having irreparable damage under fat while unable to fit into clothes. Whole foods are cheaper and more delicious than having engineered products slime in my mouth before flushing them down my throat. I don't even know why I'm making this post because I keep trying to keep bread in my house but eat a whole loaf within 2 days and have to go buy another loaf that will be gone in another 2 days. I can't stop eating bread. I was going to the self-checkout line when there was a rack of sourdough rounds available for only 3 dollars. It wasn't organic but it only had about 5 or 6 ingredients. I have been looking for minimal ingredient bread and I couldn't resist picking up the sourdough loaf and putting it in my cart. I checked out, went home, and when everything was put away I immediately had the end piece and 2 other large pieces of sourdough bread. Biting into stale end pieces of sourdough is like biting into jerky. With just this loaf the other day I discovered pairing heat with bread like a caveman and fire. I hate toasters so I just put the bread on a heated pan on the stove for a few minutes. I didn't know there was such a convenient cheat code for bread. With the sourdough bread soft and warm I then added some butter which melted on the bread made soft and warm by being on the pan on the stove on medium heat for a few minutes. Warm, soft, sourdough bread with a light slathering of butter with the convenience of buying it at the store. I never thought I would see the day. And therewithin lies the problem. I'm not actually doing keto. I'm eating whole foods and products labeled as bread instead of shopping in the inside aisles of stores. If I want to explain this change the word keto is a simplified description but it triggers people and scares them back to their slop
It’s gonna join the list.
And there are plenty more high-profile flops incoming.
>Blue Beetle
>Aquaman 2
>The Marvels
>Maybe Wish
>Maybe Barbie
Fleabag is so ridiculously ugly
Don't you mean Helena sisters?
Time to lift weights and convert to Islam
Don't slurp the slop pipe, bros. Please.