He's kinda like Chris Chan, he's sort of a cautionary tale. He doesn't have Chris's "stranger than fiction" intrigue but he also serves a pretty good example of how a guys life and sanity can just kinda decline over time. See also Spoony.
It's so funny how every single misfortune in MovieBlob's life it's from his own doing.
He is tall, has a good facial structure... All he had to do is go to the gym, get some implants, not dress like a moron and not be a turbo homosexual.
In high school he could have got into football or basketball and be popular, marry a nice church girl and and kids to play mario with him right now. But he chose to be a turbo homosexual and spend all day on twitter complaining how Trump stole his halloween.
LOL
"Maybe I can soothe my ego by associating myself with someone who's both better at my job and more popular than me."
He's a guy who's clearly bitter that he never made that leap into actual respectability and popularity some other members of the internet reviewer crowd did.
That's fine, but anyone who paid attention to film YouTube would have come across her at one point. Where MovieBob has been more famous for being a bitter loser than for any contribution he made to film criticism for a pretty long time.
This was hilarious because he was really gaslighted, she publicly stated they were friends, she is the exact same type of white trash but on a slightly more elevated level and therefore felt the need to punch down. She would tolerate his nazi outbursts if they had the same amount of subscribers.
PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY IF I HAVE A BAD MONTH THEN ITS buttholeS WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING A PEDO-… FILM CRITIC INVOLVES. YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO POST VIDEOS 1 TIME A WEEK AND TWEET ARGUE
Reminder that Bob tweets 80 times per day on average, all day, every day since 2009 or something. But what is truly astounding is that he has no undulations in his stats, it's just equal distribution across each 24h period. I have no idea how he survived without having a normal night's sleep.
you people and the fricking reviewers
why are you guys obsessed with some irrelevant fat moron?
i like to check up on his abysmal life sometimes. his existence provides mild entertainment to me.
He's kinda like Chris Chan, he's sort of a cautionary tale. He doesn't have Chris's "stranger than fiction" intrigue but he also serves a pretty good example of how a guys life and sanity can just kinda decline over time. See also Spoony.
disaster strikes
Who's he seething about?
About pajeets ruining windows. To a degree I can sympathise.
He must be real popular with the ladies.
Men hit the wall at 19 now.
is he gay? he has gayface
dilate
Eric?
Is that Fantano's gay brother?
Werk ik
>Skips out on his Grandma's funeral to play Super Mario.
It's so funny how every single misfortune in MovieBlob's life it's from his own doing.
He is tall, has a good facial structure... All he had to do is go to the gym, get some implants, not dress like a moron and not be a turbo homosexual.
In high school he could have got into football or basketball and be popular, marry a nice church girl and and kids to play mario with him right now. But he chose to be a turbo homosexual and spend all day on twitter complaining how Trump stole his halloween.
LOL
>get some implants
I think he means hair implants. I don't think he's saying MovieBob would look better with fake breasts.
This
>spend all day on twitter complaining how Trump stole his halloween
lol I remember that. He also thought he was going to be exploring space, but Trump somehow ruined that too.
He also wants a robot body like the kid in galaxy express 999
The console wars were his personal Vietnam
what the frick is up with that handcuffed guys arms?
Andy Kubert's dad was a famous artist who had his own art school. Nepo baby anatomy
I’m not going to let you shit on Andy Kubert. His time in X-Men was great.
What was he thinking?
"Maybe I can soothe my ego by associating myself with someone who's both better at my job and more popular than me."
He's a guy who's clearly bitter that he never made that leap into actual respectability and popularity some other members of the internet reviewer crowd did.
I've never even fricking heard of her outside of Movieblob threads
Power over spice is power over all
That's fine, but anyone who paid attention to film YouTube would have come across her at one point. Where MovieBob has been more famous for being a bitter loser than for any contribution he made to film criticism for a pretty long time.
This was hilarious because he was really gaslighted, she publicly stated they were friends, she is the exact same type of white trash but on a slightly more elevated level and therefore felt the need to punch down. She would tolerate his nazi outbursts if they had the same amount of subscribers.
Reminder he has absolute CHAD genetics and decided to waste them on movies and video games.
What’s the saddest thing about bob’s life?
How he will never reach the stars
That he’s filled with Nazi-tier hate
That's a fairly decent complexion for an average-aged person, I'd say?
Could be worse.
>38 years young
goddamn it feels good to be a man
Absolute kino
BOBMOB WON
PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY IF I HAVE A BAD MONTH THEN ITS buttholeS WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING A PEDO-… FILM CRITIC INVOLVES. YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO POST VIDEOS 1 TIME A WEEK AND TWEET ARGUE
42. A fricking kid.
Reminder that Bob tweets 80 times per day on average, all day, every day since 2009 or something. But what is truly astounding is that he has no undulations in his stats, it's just equal distribution across each 24h period. I have no idea how he survived without having a normal night's sleep.
I can't post on 4chins 80 times a day that's crazy of him. I know a neet that constantly takes naps but even he gets a normal schedule at times