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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    seethe troony

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be stand up comedian
    >talk about random crap for an hour without telling a single joke
    this shit ain't funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats you figured out the schtick of every standup comic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really. they used to tell jokes now they just stand around talking about how they were almost cancelled on twitter or some shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. If i cant hear the setup and the punchline coming a mile away, Im out. Comedy isnt comedy unless it follows a very strict formula.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Comedy isnt comedy unless it follows a very strict formula.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Comedy isnt comedy unless it follows a very strict formula.
        pondering_Xavier.avi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you're the punchline doesn't mean it isn't funny you freak

    • 5 months ago
      Anomalous

      I just want to know that someone popular like Colbert agrees with me.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *smacks mic in knee*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *smirks at the end of a bit*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pfft nice outfit, dave

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so he finally admits what the left has been saying about him is true. He just hates trans people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing they can do. Hes black and they arent. Real ghetto shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone else will get it anon but I did

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        AHHHH FRICK!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      as he should. trannies are demanding control freaks in addition to all the other mental illness associated with them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the other mental illness associated with them
        frick you chuddie!!!!! Cutting off healthy parts of your body is completely sane and normal! You are on the wrong side of history!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ schizos calling other people mentally ill

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont need to be a /misc/ack to shit on troons.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right. Given how /misc/‘s influence is at an all time low I reckon they must’ve lowered the bar to just being moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all normal people do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dave doesn't hate trannies
      dave hates white people
      he resents trannies as a subset of white people because he perceives them as a threat to his ability as a black man to say whatever he wants.
      he has said this flat out several times in his netflix specials
      trannies have to ignore this because special interest groups can't survive unless they show they have some sort of political power.
      but I don't understand what Cinemaphile's excuse is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most trannies are black.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dave has def fricked trannies and had them frick him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All normal people do, we were just being polite all this time.
      And that time is coming to an end.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All normal people do, we were just being polite all this time.
      And that time is coming to an end.

      where are the backlash for homosexuals and dykes? They're disgusting mental illness too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never fight all your batlles at the same time, take down the worst first and then pick your next target.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of people hate you. It's not a fringe thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of people aren't naturally hateful. You're the fringe in that sense.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all sane people do really

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VLC
    Hes a pleb

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what special is this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are my special

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreamer

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a single second of his work since he was on Oprah after he fricked off to Africa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed and same.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the zest is real

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never matter

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i'm a comedian and i have to choose between making troony, woke or how rich i am jokes

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >subs censored "Black person" with the words "homie"

    Come on homie.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder the left is always correct about chuds. the chuds always cry nooo im not a bigot noooo but in the end its always revealed to be true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, ask me if im a bigot!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me guess

        >Yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct!!!! TRANNIES LIVES DONT MATTER! =)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they don't. That's why they hang themselves.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course they don't. That's why they hang themselves.

            BASED

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a more masculine version of Sam Roberts.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              so he's the one who is leaving troony threads on Cinemaphile

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The sad thing is that being a mod, or worse: a jannie, is such a gay job that only freaks want to do it. And for free too....

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember him laughing at his own jokes in the past.

    Running out of steam?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he has, often
      t. watched his old stuff religiously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you were never an actual fan. This special felt the closest to pre-africa Chapelle with the type of jokes and his mannerisms.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. That’s the vibe I picked up, too. Especially when he was mocking the handicapped person in the back and making all those funny faces. It’s fricked up, but that’s classic Dave riffing.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's gay, right? I mean, why else is he so obsessed with trannies?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's gay, right?
        Yes many such cases among black “men”

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The rumors back in the day of him, Rogan and Breuer are more and more likely every fricking day.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, everyone knows Caucasoids introduced homosexuality to the rest of the world. Stop projecting. Calling black men gay is your last resort in an attempt to placate your blatantly obvious insecurity about your lack of manhood "down there".

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            israeliteasoids?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it has something to do with the troony mob that tried to ruin his career after he made a light jab at troony insanity. You freaks love making enemies and acting surprised later when they don't forget it. Not everyone has a goldfish brain like you do

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's always been a troony chaser and his obsession know is bordering on it. Didn't he marry a ladyboy?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are trannies so obsessed with Dave Chappelle?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They think he has a BBC.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh you're criticizing me.well that just means you want to have sex with me!!!!

        Troons are such morons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinks about trannies for an unreasonable amount of times
          >often bring them up unprompted
          It's a fair question

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you're paying attention to the growing cancer that means you want to have sex with it!

            Just dilate already

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why do you care about this thing ruining your society chud!

              I hate unsecure borders letting in unending waves of illegals and troons, homosexual

              Just answer me why less than 1% of the population is the topic of over 50% of the discussion on basket weaving forums dedicated to watching moving pictures.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you shouldn’t teach kids that 2+2=5
                >lol why are conservative so obsessed with math

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"You shouldnt teach kids 2+2=5"
                >Agreed but why do you so frequently bring that up unprompted
                >"Oh I get it you must SECRETLY DISAGREE, haha nice try but I'm never going to stop saying this even when its offtopic"
                >Yeah youre definitely not obsessed at all

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder, attacks against public schools 'not teaching kids' or 'teaching kids to love trannies' is a crafted message by corporations looking to privatize education.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One schizo theory at a time please.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heh, what does the collective moral and psychological well being of your child and every other child in the country got to do with you, mind your own beeswax
                Drink bleach

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do you care about this thing ruining your society chud!

            I hate unsecure borders letting in unending waves of illegals and troons, homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I saw it on x, so it's true
              K.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You keep being a smarmy troon all you want but you know exactly what you're doing

                Deflect, deflect, deflect, because thats your team

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                k

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you post your hero?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >did someone call for MAGA hero?!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly fighting off discord troon raids does feel like that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone who disagrees with me is a troon
                >anyone who is mocking me is just deflecting even though I havent even made a point
                Sheesh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is a literal fact that leftist discord raiders, and pretty much leftists in general raid this website. We've all seen the screenshots

                Even if you may not be a troon, probility is on my side.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you'd rather go full schizo on the off chance that you're right, to prove what exactly?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >achizo
                I've listed all the little reasons why people hate gays, gays come running damage control

                I figure you're the same kind of gay who would just as run damage control for le firey but mostly peacful 7 months of protests and saying that's achizo

                So dilate, and if you're not a troon I suggest transitioning so you can

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would a post anon made on Cinemaphile require damage control? Again what exactly do you think you're gaining by going full schizo?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're both in a politically charged thread. Stop playing dumb, stop muh schizo schtick

                The more you use it the greater the likliehood you're a troon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been blatantly running defense for leftoid bullshit like open borders and troonism

                Chances say you're a leftist, troon, or likely both

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither, Satan. Just call it like I see it. Your reliance on team loyalty makes you blind and assuming everyone has the same disability as you makes you moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Loyal Memeber of opposite team

                Keep up with the smart ads deflections, they're funny

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What exactly am I deflecting from again?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back up reply chain moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since you're a moron I'm going to spell it out for you

                >Anon says you're gay if you care about troons
                >I say troons think if you criticize them means you want to have sex with them
                >homosexual says Im obsessed
                >I say I care about shit ruining my society like open borders and troons
                >anon says I'm schizo and anyone who disgrees with me is a troon

                And as I said in this thread anyone who have a snarky answer is likely a leftoid or troon, so which are you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither, but how is any of that deflecting? Also I said you're a schizo because you are willing to assume everyone who disagrees with you is a troon because of a discord screenshot.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s right though. It’s simply gaslighting to say only obsessed chuds care about trannies when troony pandering is a cornerstone of the governments in the U.S. and the UK.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xhe knows exctly what xhe is doing

                Gaslighting and deflection are their thing. Xheyre literally spending the whole thread pretending like this isn't a discord raid. And to think after all this time they still do it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're using both of those words improperly and I'm happy to let you think this is a discord raid if it leads you even an inch closer to a schizo meltdown in a future thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, he's absolutely wrong that everyone that disagrees with him is a troony or liberal. You might be a little schizo yourself if you think the government cares even a fraction about them as well, let alone them being some cornerstone. Also I never said or even implied only obsessed chuds care about trannies. I implied anon doth protest too much when it comes to the mental headspace he's allowing to less than 1% of the population.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you support open borders, troons, blm, firey but mostly peaceful riots

                Xmon answer the question

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >see, I learned about this list on Newsmax after buying gold bars at a massive markup because I love freedom!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See keep making snarky replies. All you've done is prove me right time and time again

                You are removing all doubtyoure a leftist and or a troon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I know the NPC Buzzwords you get from Newsmax. You don't need to repeat them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Buzzwords you get from Newsm-ACK!!!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many times to beat off to trans porn a week?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How many times to be-ACK!!!!!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The MAGA gays love trans women. It's why they worship hags like Kim Guilfoyle, Melania Trump, MTG, and that goblin Kelly Ann Conway.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is true. I voted for Trump twice, and now a third time. I’ve been jerking off to troony porn exclusively for more than a decade.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least you admit it. How many alt right media places feature trans women?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have no idea. I only browse Cinemaphile.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the question

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the question

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I support none of those except the riots, which are based.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s completely correct when he says trannies gaslight when they say only people on Cinemaphile care about trannies, when pandering to trannies is a cornerstone of western governments.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                No, he's absolutely wrong that everyone that disagrees with him is a troony or liberal. You might be a little schizo yourself if you think the government cares even a fraction about them as well, let alone them being some cornerstone. Also I never said or even implied only obsessed chuds care about trannies. I implied anon doth protest too much when it comes to the mental headspace he's allowing to less than 1% of the population.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you support open borders and homosexual degeneracy being shoved in society

                If yes you're a leftoid

                And you're right you're not a troon , because you'll always be biologically male and never a woman no matter what

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahahaha you do know it's a script made by the Koch brothers to get them tax cuts, right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I've ever supported open borders, though I'm not necessarily against it. Just haven't given it much thought. Also the homosexual degeneracy being pushed is relatively obsolete compared to the regular degeneracy that gets pushed. prostitute culture is a bigger problem to me than dudes using the ladies room or a pride parade that happens once a year.

                Again though, you monolithic view of people determined by whether they agree with you on certain political issues that you care about makes you blind to reality. Accepting that and willingly going full schizo makes you look moronic as well.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The media isn't saying it's good for children to go to prostitute houses, but it's certainly supporting they can switch genders, go to drag shows, and partake in "pride"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro all of society is a frickin prostitute house. Sex is selling more than ever and everyone is exposed to it everywhere they go. Kids are going on twitch and seeing half naked prostitutes that can't make it on only fans. Hell kids probably watch only fans since seemingly everyone is a porn addict now. Even the supposedly conservative redpill c**ts encourage men to date multiple women at once and never get married. The media isn't even pushing troony shit onto kids, theyre just turning a blind eye to it and acting like it isn't a big deal. But they are actively pushing prostitutes in everyones face and devaluing both family and religion.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chappelle's had gay rumors for years. Makes sense he'd wanna suck some girl dick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The troony narrative is the most obvious 2+2=5 of our lifetime. If you can be convinced to believe men identifying as women are actually women, then you can be convinced of anything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because its funny to dunk on troons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the criticism of transgendered and the lgbt community as a whole should be proportional to the amount that they our forced on regular people, which is an extreme amount.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf happend to his face?
      he looks like a gay now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now
        Dave and Rogan used to frick each other.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's 50 and smokes 10 packs of cigarettes a day.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why does middle aged groid that smokes five lighters a day look weird?
          Why are you moronic?

          smoking doesn't make your skin look like this
          it bet he had work done

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why does middle aged groid that smokes five lighters a day look weird?
        Why are you moronic?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if male comedians are this bad today just how awful are female ones?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the setup for that first troony joke was perfect

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still find him funny but nowhere near at the level where he was when he had his show. He leans way too hard on wanting to stick it to the people that wrong him that he sacrifices comedy. Not to mention his wanting to be a philosopher crap

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come join me in my watery grave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lazy

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally just wasn’t funny. I know he’s trying to do this whole dark/gritty poetic thing now, but it’s just bullshit talk. It always pisses me off when celebrities tell you to “follow your dreams” and it WILL HAPPEN. It’s like no bro, you just got lucky and met the right people.

    Oh, and he wore the dress.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      following your dreams is good advice and one day you'll see the ghouls telling to you to be afraid and don't do it are the ones lying to you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't a celebrity that made the quote at the beginning moron. That also no what the quote said.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah something about shit being better “in common hours.” Oh stfu. I’ve known dudes in their 40s that still think they’re going to come up with “the next big thing” and it’s just sad. You MUST know when to hold them and when to fold them. It’s like those losers at the bar always talking about that “business” they’re going to start. But hey this is coming from a guy that’s just waiting for his mother to die so he can kill himself, and she’s officially stage 4 as of last week. Think I’ll swim out to sea until I’m too tired to come back. I don’t like guns and done want to leave a mess. Or maybe I’ll jump off a ravine; I don’t think I want to be found either. Maybe leave a note telling everyone I moved to some exotic island with a beautiful woman I fell in love with or something. Would that be considered a dream?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't read. Just calling you a moron for completely misunderstanding the situation likely due to your own personal failures at life.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >didn’t read

            TikTok brain. The Chinese are destroying your neurons and ability to learn….and you willingly downloaded the app. I swear sometimes if it’s quiet enough I can hear them laughing across the pacific.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've probably read more books this month than you've read in a year. Your rant is pointless and not worth reading. I was simply calling you a moron for being objectively wrong on multiple accounts. Your seethe isnt going to make anyone "learn" anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok whatever. If you had read it you’d know I’m weeks away from ending it anyway. You win?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                End it in peace then instead of trying to project your own miserable mindset onto others. It's quite literally blinding you from reality.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t even remember what the frick we were arguing about. Happy new year.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We weren't arguing kek. I was just correcting one of your posts and being a lil mean about it. Hope you make it to next year bud.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Crab

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, Dave is talking about that troony who attacked him.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything worse than boomer comics doing attack helicopter jokes in 2024

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes: trannies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there anything worse than boomer comics doing attack helicopter jokes in 2024
      idk, maybe facing the immutable fact that you will never be a woman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >l-le boomer!
      These days boomer just means somene stronger than you who makes you seethe.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not calling Stewart "Leibowitz"

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whether it is for or against them, I'm just tired of hearing about trannies period. I don't want to hear about these mentally ill freaks any more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're on the wrong site then, bud. I don't think there's anywhere online that mentions them more.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need to delete pol, just because it's infected the rest of the entire site with troony shit. like holy frick stop thinking about girl dick for one second, pol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chapelle wants to prevent the /misc/gays from finally having sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek do you think those schizos will just disappear if /misc/ were to be deleted. Look how much SJWs infected everything after Tumblr went down. Frickin ruined Twitter beyond repair.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cave already, chud. Hot trannies > women. You will suck the girl dick, and you will be happy.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like that spongebob episode where he finds out people laugh at squirrel jokes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone finds him hilarious and he will only stop when the offended party almost kills him?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chappelle cries about Saint Floyd:
    >WTF I HATE DAVE
    Chappelle jokes about troons:
    >HOLY BASED BLACK MAN HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN BASED
    have some conviction for once Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need to understand nuance and be willing to change your views depending on new information just like the scientists do CHUD
      >n-no please not like that oh god PLEASE not like thaaaaaaat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everyone in this thread is shitting on him you fricking mongoloid, search any post above mine where they say something positive, and no just commending this joke doesn't count because it was a genuinely good joke. The rest is anti white trash because that's what he is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally everyone
        I'm not. I liked it 🙂

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >radiohead music in the intro followed by 50 minutes of chapelle patting himself on the back for being rich and famous and having famous friends and being unable to be canceled
    Hate this self important gay, he's so pretentious now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      rappers do this gay shit too, symptom of their skin color

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep he's been shit for years.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the most scathing joke he made about trannies? Out of curiosity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't think any of them are that bad. I guess the one about how he understands terfs because troonys are basically blackface for women. The actually damaging one is probably the big about LGBTQ all being in the same car on a road trip and the troony being the reason why they cant get to their destination. Not really that scathing but it's true that they're definitely the main burden on that whole movement.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one about the trans-Chinese. "It's how I feel inside"

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're actually having a fit about it and are calling him a Black person and want to see him hanged.
    That kind of hate speech shouldn't be allowed on this site if you ask me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grow a fricking pair. Do you want him marrying into your family?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed pretty hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must've been an assbeating from hell because it made her gay and caused her to look like a dude

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beaten with the ugly stick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROIPED
      BOI
      MIN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit it. This woman made a pretty funny joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm allowed to gape the shit out of you,"
      and he did!
      >He gaped the shit out of me
      and nobody stopped him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the context to this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rape

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half the voting population looks up to this as comedy. It's hilarious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm allowed to listen to you
      >and he did! He listened to me and that's what nobody else did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't she do it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol frick dave... i still remember how he b***hed out to africa and the circumstances surrounding it. how dare he pretend to be based now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ is perfectly fine to side with israelites and Blacks. Tells you all you need to know about their character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >side with israelites
        lolwut
        >side with blacks
        why not? doesn’t mean I want them living next door to me

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shapiro
          >peterson
          >fuentes
          >crowder
          MANY SUCH CASES

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally who? The only israelite I side with is Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. They’re welcome in the ethnostate. Toast the lot of them otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get presented as a crazy crackhead for trying to expose the bs in the entertainment industry
      >Retreat to Africa to do some good in life while you still have some money to spend
      >This is somehow a bad thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Retreat to Africa to do some good in life while you still have some money to spend
        Bullshit. He legit thinks whites were created by a black scientist what THEY WUZ KANGZ and ran because some white guy laffed a bit too hard at his jokes that he wrote and he performed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ran because some white guy laffed a bit too hard at his jokes that he wrote and he performed.
          lol, imagine believing this was the sole reason he turned down 25 million and ran to africa

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine
            reddit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delusional

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because some white guy

          You can say Bill Burr, you don't have to cover for him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "Bill Burr Group" Burr was a fricking butthole back then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comedy Cental tried to steal his intellectual property

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    troons on suicide watch

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    very funny special
    t.chud and twice trump voter

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies cant do anything about because he's black lolloll he's not funny but kind of based

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of seething trannies is hilarious in this thread

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do they hate us so!!!!
    >parades full of degeneracy and debauchery
    >drag queen story hour
    >child drag shows
    >if you don't accept one of my 50 genders or pronouns you'll be fired and have your life attacked
    >children should transition
    >pushing actual kinks to be taught to children
    >full Democrat and adjacent leftwing institutional support
    >one of the militant arms of the Leftwing (i remember seeing lots of gay flags during the Floyd riots)

    We are all well beyond muh privacy of your room. Its always been about this. You gave an inch and now they have miles

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do they hate us so!!!!
      Because you're dicks.
      >parades full of degeneracy and debauchery
      Florida?
      >drag queen story hour
      Republicans rape kids more
      >child drag shows
      see above
      >if you don't accept one of my 50 genders or pronouns you'll be fired and have your life attacked
      Never happened. Meanwhile, you gays failed to hang the VP to steal the election.
      >children should transition
      Incredibly rare despite the autistic screeching about it.
      >pushing actual kinks to be taught to children
      Yes, because banning books always works
      >full Democrat and adjacent leftwing institutional support
      Not sure what you mean, m8
      >one of the militant arms of the Leftwing (i remember seeing lots of gay flags during the Floyd riots)
      Hahahaha you guys keep trying to make Antifa a thing, a majority of people are normal and just hate you lunatics. Go buy overpriced gold coins.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. fierce advocate for cutting the balls off of children and making them twerk for a hoard of homosexuals throwing dollar bills at them in school and at the library

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never happens.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one defends chud degenrates, and yet you keep deflecting as the left does for your degenrates, because you encourage it

            In fact you're a troon already

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And? Literally no one says there can't be pedos across the spectrum. It's always you leftists and troons using this argument because you're always covering for your side

            You probably groom children in discord to become troons. I've seen the average /lgbt/ post

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              k

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            KYS

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are a pedophile if this seems suspect to you and seems more than anything than a father loving his daughter platonically

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/
                >If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's only being honest and based. in a way he's saying she's so beautiful he'd find her attractive if she werent his daughter.

                honestly it makes sense he'd find someone who resembles his wife attractive

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do your arms get tired constantly moving the goalpost for him?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This can literally be applied to anyone arguing with a bias, including conservatives. Instead of 'nooticing' it and leaving it at that, why not actually have a defense prepared since you're so sure it's coming.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have a defense prepared against Twitter screencaps
                lol that’s moronic, why should someone respond to lazy arguments expressed through regurgitated pictures?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you present the image as if it's some grand statement when its really saying nothing. If you're just trying to shitpost that's fine though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone that replies to me is the same person
                that was my first post ITT, newfriend. I didn’t post any pictures.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should wear a nametag then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? I enjoy it when people respond to me assuming I’m the anon they’ve been arguing with. Only the newest of newfriends assume the identity of posters here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just did it right now though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How so? My post is purely a response to the post quoted. Zero assumptions involved.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Follow the reply chain before posting and you'll be less confused.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read the reply chain and I stand by my statement: telling someone to prepare a defense against a twitter screencap is pretty stupid. People posting Twitter screen caps aren’t interested in arguments.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn't be preparing against the screencap you'd be preparing for the next step in this

                KYS

                image based on an argument trend that you nooticed, thus preventing them from even making the moronic Twitter post in the first place.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you wouldn’t be preparing against the screencap you’d be preparing for the next step
                >against literal bait
                lol I stand by my claims: preparing to defend against bait is stupid as frick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well in this instance you already wouldve prepared by 'nooticing' in the first place and thinking it means something. Which I agree is stupid as frick.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I don’t think you understand. The era of debate ended years ago. We are now in the era of ridicule.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im down for that actually since nobody knows how to debate even casually. However you're wrong, sadly. It's sort of a mix of both. I for one miss the era of casual-heated discussing laced with shitposting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. No one posting on Cinemaphile is here to change their opinion, but instead to bully those who represent the counter to their opinion.
                Just wait for the next step. That’s when things get really spicy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one posting on Cinemaphile is here to change their opinion
                That doesn't stop people from thinking they're having debates here kek. You'll often see someone say "not an argument" or "I accept your concession" when you call their moronic take moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are troll answers, anon. People don’t debate on Cinemaphile after 2020.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying there was never any debate. But that doesn't stop anons from thinking they're debating. Like even this discussion we're having looks like a debate to the average midwit anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That suddenly doesn’t exist and if it does it’s actually your side that’s doing it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats actually Trump doing that if it will make you not vote for him

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least put some effort into your lies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because you're sucks
        >Me literally lists all the reasons why we hate troons so
        >Florida
        Always deflecting. Always playing dumb.I can name any state and find a gay parade with degenracy like one in Washington where a man with breasts twerked followed by a line of prancing children followed by men in dresses
        >Republican rape kids more
        And does that just make all the Leftwing rape and degeneracy disappear. Literally no u ing
        >see above
        I can literally look at NBC praising a child drag show
        >Never happened
        It's not happening but even if it is it's good thing anyway chud. Stop lying troon we see you
        >Incrdibly rare
        Still happening and you fully support it
        >banning books
        Pfffy why do those chuds want to ban degeneracy being taught in schools!!!
        >Not sure what you mean
        I don't know how you can be so confident in being disingenous when everyone knows otherwise. So much so that it goes with out saying the Democrat-leftwing institutional control, see the defense of BLM riots
        >Antifa
        The fact that you say they're good just shows what we already know that you're a leftist troon discord raider

        Thusly dilate

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing more cringe than being offended at jokes is wiener-watching people who get offended at jokes. Outrage culture is corny

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else starting to not hate trannies anymore? Seeing billionaires like Chapelle, Rowling, and Musk get away with mocking them makes me think they might actually be an oppressed people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still the resistance if 97% of other billionaires and their institutions still want you to bow to troonism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Biden and his woke crew are executing trannies now, so we should be nicer to them guys PLEASE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only can get away it with because they're billionares moron, a regular person life could be ruined now if they get a troon pronoun wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol ill stop hating them when they go back to being underground

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good news is, you never leave your basement so your chances of running into one is extremely low unless you see a mirror.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry bud I work a full time job have a home and a wife, im very active in my community and I do as much as I can to negatively affect trannies wherever I go

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought the left hated cops? Or is that just when your guy isnt in office? You literally went 7 months attacking police before muh jan sex

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We just want the cops to kneel on Trump's neck like they did with George.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want cops to kill my political opponents
                Hitler would be proud.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said kill?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit George Floyd wasn’t killed by a cop?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does Dave think? Did he wish he was dressed up as a woman as George would pound his black ass?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a strange question. What does that have to do with the post you’re replying to?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can imagine Dave angrily writing jokes about black trannies with high voices and a good sense of humor being gangbanged by black thugs and white cops while the israelites who control Hollywood laugh.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least you stopped denying you're a leftoid, now what discord do you hail from

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good one!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >OH NO!!!! UN-ARMED CIVILANS!!!!!!!
                what boot licker

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I imagine as she cried and took her last breath... she decried CRT.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did she have against cathode ray tubes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She hated retro gaming.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she decried CRT.
                Good for her. CRT is just a leftist cope for how badly liberal "solutions" like welfare have actually ruined black communities.

                Back on topic, looks like the media has figured out that the 0.0015% of the "trans community" is no match for the black market of 15% and the false power dynamic of morons virtue signaling on social networks has run its course...Chappelle can swagger all he wants now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PragerU taught me this, that's why I vote in pedos who give mega corporations massive tax cuts
                Tell us more about how CRT is affecting you, anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop molesting children

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't PragerU... it was a black intellectual named Thomas Sowell. He's been trying to school stupid white leftists for half a century now.

                Back on topic: haven't seen the latest Chappelle, but will make the time to do so.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thomas Sowell
                What word did he get called when he left the room, I wonder...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you want him to survive?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              gotta admit, when the sheriff was standing there at the bottom of the escalator that was pretty funny. fat nerd should've covered his tracks better

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lefties literally have mock trump guilotines at riots and protests
              >crickets

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unhinged.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oppressed
      >everything and everyone catering to them
      good one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll stop hating them when the last troony is eradicated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one fraction of billionaires hates trannies shouldn't you all have a kneejerk reaction into sucking off trannies off?
      No?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, Black person

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a chaser, isn't he?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies irl aren’t like the ones you see on TV. They smell like men, if that makes any sense and you can clearly tell it’s a man. They’re creepy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not always.
        t. experienced chaser whose primary romantic fantasy is waking up next to and cuddling with someone with both morning wood and big breasts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come you are so knowledgeable of trannies anon? To be so sure about their smell, you must’ve been close to many of them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. He probably was wearing panties on stage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I dont like thing!"
      >lol he must secretly desire thing!
      We see through your bullshit, someone says something you dont like and all of a sudden we're being flooded with "he's gay!" just so you can say "wellll there's the rumors..."

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I don't like thing!"
        >Huh? Nobody even brought thing up, why do you keep mentioning it every chance you get?
        >"Because that's just how much I don't like thing! Just look at how many images I have saved to my computer about how much I don't like thing"
        >sure bud, whatever you say

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chapelle is gay, tho. He and Rogan would frequent the gay bars in Boston and NYC after sets.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll just spread more lies until they think its true and stop supporting him.
            TTD

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hahahahaha are you saying Rogan and Chapelle weren't fricking dudes back in the 90s?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me photographic proof that they were.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just a straggot who likes (or in SJW terms, "fetishizes") trannies and grew up watching Chappelle's Show. It just feels weird to see him so fixated on them when America itself has so much else to mock rn.

        The best troony joke he told was the one where he did the voice of the black guy who thinks he's Chinese. But it's old hat now. I don't see them as women, just hyperfem gay dudes who get plastic surgery, but the only thing they should be mocked for is denying their biology in a way that makes them lolcows. That's the thing that pisses normies and conservatives off, I think.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you hate vermin, therefore must secretly want to frick vermin
      Methinks the dickless incels in dresses need to get new material, this shit is more played out than the trope of the "strong protagonist woman" (which you will never be).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arachnophobics want to frick spiders

        See

        I'm just a straggot who likes (or in SJW terms, "fetishizes") trannies and grew up watching Chappelle's Show. It just feels weird to see him so fixated on them when America itself has so much else to mock rn.

        The best troony joke he told was the one where he did the voice of the black guy who thinks he's Chinese. But it's old hat now. I don't see them as women, just hyperfem gay dudes who get plastic surgery, but the only thing they should be mocked for is denying their biology in a way that makes them lolcows. That's the thing that pisses normies and conservatives off, I think.

        I am not the troon you are looking for. I do think regular "straight" men wanting to frick them is normal and natural and the shaming they get for it is the root of all the so-called transphobia. Nobody seethes about trans men the way TERFs and conservatives do about MtFs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >normal and natural
          Lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >normal and natural

            We're basically in a mouse utopia now with how women pick/treat men. Meanwhile there are gay/bi men with a strong enough fetish/autism/obsession to alter themselves and give their bodies hyperfeminine traits and normal dudes aren't supposed to want to frick them?

            >supposedly hate spiders
            >do nothing but talk about spiders and look up stats about spiders
            >know more about spiders than the even someone that likes them
            >probably has a folder of spiders saved to his computer
            Yeah something's not right here.

            LOL, many such cases. I was like this for a while and I decided I don't want to end up like Chris Cooper in American Beauty

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arachnophobics want to frick spiders

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supposedly hate spiders
        >do nothing but talk about spiders and look up stats about spiders
        >know more about spiders than the even someone that likes them
        >probably has a folder of spiders saved to his computer
        Yeah something's not right here.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans people can't take any responsibility. It doesn't even occur to them that they often make people feel uncomfortable, and worse - they don't even care. They react violently and throw laptops against walls, etc. Sickness can't always be cured.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dave Chapelle funny again or is he still doing shit like that 10 minute George Floyd rant in the outdoor, social distance, covid-free theater? I cant imagine how disappointed those people were when he didnt tell a single fricking joke.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord troon raid thread

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is how i feeru inside

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I regularly quote this and think it's one of his best bits.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Believe me, I'm not transphobic, some of my best friends are trans
    >actually I just hate trannies
    every single time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many miles of trans dick has Dave had in him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone should hate troons
      they are subhuman freaks and deserve to be exterminated
      their enablers deserve to be beaten in the streets

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Discord troons raid thread and attempt to convince everyone they are not actually raiding and dont exist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe if I triple down on being a schizo people will eventually take my words as fact

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Change it to AGP and HSTS

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just admitted to it.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    chick eyes

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think dave is going to transition at some point
    take a photo of this and post it on facebook

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked and idc about trans jokes

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see a rapid and militant defense of troons and CRT

    Lol and you troons think you're clever saying you're not even raiding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP THE COUNT, WE WERE AHEAD BEFORE WE WERE BEHIND

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care , I liked him in "Half baked" and Chapelles show was decent , but I just dont care anymore

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont you trannies have like discord and tumblr and reddit? Why do you have to frick up another site.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone who thinks I am a troony obsessed wierdo... IS A HECKIN DISCORD troony
      K. We just all hate you /misc/gays.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Said the electioBlack person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've probably been here longer than you. What did you browse before 2016?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphileners troon out more than any other website

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs waiting to crack

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when these dim little upvote addicts come to this site and seethe and seethe and nothing ever changes in their favor because it records nothing of their ephemeral visit

        just finished watching
        I kek'd at the troony jokes & at the racial jokes but it wasn't as good as I was expecting
        kinda low energy

        He's mellowing with age.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished watching
    I kek'd at the troony jokes & at the racial jokes but it wasn't as good as I was expecting
    kinda low energy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds won.....again
    Discord raid failed.....again
    Troons dilating.......as always

    Nice to start out the year

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