>5 years in development. >Creator is heavily involved with production. >It still sucks

>5 years in development
>Creator is heavily involved with production
>It still sucks
What happened?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not scary enough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was never good
      You loved it because you were 12

      The whole game is based on jump scares--the lamest type of horror.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audience score (the one that matters) seems good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >88% audience score
      >sucks

      >critic score bad
      >audience score good
      That's how you know a film is kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney froze the audience score btw.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Warcraft movie was fricking dogshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they actually did

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has been 86% since day one.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They absolutely pumped up that audience score after the critical who are paid shills couldn’t pretend the movie wasn’t complete slop

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The audience gets it wrong
        They are npcs after all

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Posts one of the most in your face and blatant manipulations of the audience score ever. They didn't even try to hide it, nobody even bothered denying it, just looked you right in the eyes and said "Yeah we can just buy that score"

        Showed him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          my bad

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was at 82 for a few days as well. Nice try Disneygay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that pic
          google "law of large numbers"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          feel free to do the math on how many 7/10 reviews it would take to drop the "average" to 85% after 10/100/1000 10/10s.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*deletes all the real reviews*
        >see goy it's actually a good movie!
        Might have worked if I had ever heard of anyone actually liking that movie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was at 82 for a few days as well. Nice try Disneygay

          [...]
          [...]
          >disney/marvel
          yawn

          >it's just disney paying for the audience score guys, the audience would never say franchise slop from any other company is good!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has been 86% since day one.

            my bad

            They like vidya as long as it's good.

            [...]
            [...]

            https://i.imgur.com/bLY6Obm.jpg

            >5 years in development
            >Creator is heavily involved with production
            >It still sucks
            What happened?

            >Verified Ratings
            >Verified
            This, alone, disproves the the validity of the general reception because its skewed in the studios' favor.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            unlike ep IX, uncharted was a decent popcorn flick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Posts one of the most in your face and blatant manipulations of the audience score ever. They didn't even try to hide it, nobody even bothered denying it, just looked you right in the eyes and said "Yeah we can just buy that score"

        Showed him.

        my bad

        >disney/marvel
        yawn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every movie has a high verified audience score due Rotten Tomatoes changing the algorithm after Captain Marvel got a low audience score.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the audience for that movies are mentally ill furrytrooons, so i'll go with the critics here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the audience liked it so its bad
        hmmm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can only leave an audience review after buying a ticket through fandango and it can't be under 7/10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You going to actually believe reviews from highly autisitic gamers? Did we not learn from that garbage ass mario movie?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a casual viewer that knew nothing going in but had played the first game, i got absolutely nothing out of this movie

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if the film is bad (it is). It is still a massive financial success and that is all that matters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Did you have stock in the film or something?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it makes money, it will get sequels, regardless of what Chistine Chandler's brother thinks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's true. For the people that liked it well enough and are interested in seeing more that really is all that matters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possible the most israeli thing iv ever heard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon gets it. Case point: prometheus.
      Everyone hated it, I loved it though because I didn't know it was an alien movie. Good box office. Sequel created due to success of prometheus. Sequel is utter garbage. Flops no more alien movies. Money speaks.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.
    ~~*Criticss*~~ just hate Christians. Simple as.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe your right wing skydaddy wienersucker just can’t make good games or movies. sit the frick down, shitheel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or maybe your right wing skydaddy wienersucker just can’t make good games or movies. sit the frick down, shitheel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        seethe, troony

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When leftoids make games you get Hyenas and the Saint's Row reboot
        When chuds make games you get literally 95% of every game released up to 2012
        You
        Will
        Never
        Be
        A
        Real
        Artist

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leftoids
          >chuds
          >not rightoids
          funny you said "chud" and not rightwingers, rightwingers have no culture or creativity whatsoever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more b***h Black person frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guy makes game. People enjoy it.
        Guy makes film. People enjoy it.
        I dislike both, but that doesn't alter reality, or what he has brought to the world.
        Your unhinged shitflinging is not Tao.
        Not Tao soon dies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah nothings more christian than killer furry ghost chilldren and saw traps

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you’re moronic, it’s more to do with the creator. like troons seething at harry potter content (which has nothing to do with trannies) because it’s creator hates them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So critics rated the Five Nights at Freddy's movie negatively just because they didn't like that Scott is a christian? That's what you're going with?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like critics aren't a bunch of catty parasitic b***hes who would burn down an entire franchise if one of the actors did a wrongthink.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I believe deep in my hart that the movie is actually shit but to what place do you reside that critics aren’t a bunch of dick slopping sycophants?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      newsflash moron but most of the media you consume is made by christians

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        by israelites*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah all the Christians with Israeli dual citizenship where they banned public readings of the gospel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Shit made $200,000,000 on a budget of $20,000,000
      Thats fricking ten times over and the fans loved it. Massive success

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        FNAF sweep

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fans loved it
        Consensus at the most positive end of the spectrum seems to be "It was alright. Did what it needed to." which is hardly glowing praise.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do right wingers simp for box office numbers? Why are they incapable of producing good art

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          their godking is obsessed with ratings and crowd sizes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          meanwhile leftoid """""""""""art"""""""""""

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are they incapable of producing good art
          ah yes, like the good leftist art that modern disney and marvel is producing?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >box office numbers
          Because that’s all that matters. It doesn’t matter if your movie is the finest piece of art ever made, if people don’t like it, then it is shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was good, no matter what a few gay critics say.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it made 200 billion dollar and my autistic zoomer friends loved it, that mean it good ZASED
        You're moronic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's bad because... critics said it didn't have enough social commentary!
          You're moronic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Five Nights at Freddy's is the profound Christian art of our time
      do amerimutts really

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to be profound to be Christian-- it just have to display healthy values unlike anti-Christian, dull dreck such as Exorcist Believer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hate the creator for being a conversative Christian, not because the games or movie are particularly religious.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based creator but it should’ve been spooky not drama slop

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IN

      THE

      BUTT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do conservatards defend movie adaptations of vidya?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good. Critics are just homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until they're defending something you like but general audiences dont.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's when you remember a broken clock is right twice a day.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is an allegorical way to say you're a homosexual that can't admit when he's wrong. Kek it's literally a metaphor for coping

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is geared towards people who wanna see their favorite characters being goofy on the big screen rather than actually trying to adapt the atmosphere of the games into a movie.
    It's basically a really high budget version of those Elsa and Spider-Man videos with FNAF characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, except they even failed at that because none of the animatronics do anything cool and the fricking cupcake gets the most kills

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The concept of "critic" is dead. A critic judges art against the highest of a timeless, objective standard. What are called critics today are actually just reviewers. Someone like a Hugh Blair would be a critic. These modern reviewers are not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A critic judges art against the highest of a timeless, objective standard
      Newsflash moron, there is no such thing.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >88% audience score
    >sucks

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critic score bad
    >audience score good
    That's how you know a film is kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shill

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normies are NPCs!
      >unless they like a film I like then they're based!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of videogame movies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they fear videogames?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why does hollywood hate their main competitors that are making more money than them by miles
        Gee I wonder

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They feel left out because it's something they are not part of it.

        Also because these films have no substance and is basically >videogame thing you know, but for 90 minutes in the silver screen

        Super mario was a weak movie with no plot
        fnaf was a weak horror movie
        but if you like these franchises, you will enjoy it. I did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They like vidya as long as it's good.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic was awful.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you opinion, not ours

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's legs were not good. So no it's not just me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the fastest legs in film moron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            tasteless

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          69% is a D

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like they judge it as a movie instead of as a fanboy wankfest.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vidya is the only white shield left against the threat of Israel + immigration.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario proved gamers are absolute morons who watch shit like the MCU obsessively. Nobody over the age of 10 who isnt an autistic moron likes the mario movie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The big mistake is expecting it to be what it isn't.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sonic is nothing like the games yet its not mind numbingly dull

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mind numbingly dull
              It's an action-packed, all-ages movie plus a moderate dose of fanservice: the same reason why Mario and FNAF succeeded (though the latter is the most layered one as far as lore goes: they were clearly establishing the foundations for a franchise with a clear narrative).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why lie?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >audience loved it
    >one of the most successful horror films of all time at the box office
    Ok ((critic))

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Difference between a commercial success and a critical one. As a fan of the franchise and someone who really wanted to like FNaF, even I can plainly see it's a pretty bad, disjointed, mispaced movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only knew a little about the franchise and I enjoyed it.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope, it's a video game adaptation for kids, are you expecting picasso or something lol?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PG13
      >For kids

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what sort of pussy were you as a kid?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm saying it's clearly not created for kids if they're fine with the PG13 rating.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            fine, it's a video game adaptation for 13 year olds, are you expecting picasso or something lol?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No but I didn't expect it to be a movie for babies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so it will be a hit for the kid audience, good to know.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even saying at this point? It's objectively a hit despite being a bad film. People acting like this was intentionally made for babies are moronic though. You can just say you were entertained by it despite it being shit, what is this cope?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even play these games

    I thought it was very average and PG13. Body horror for the mascots could have been fleshed out. Ghost kids seem weird and unexplained. Villain also shows up out of nowhere. Main character and girl were okay.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Creator is heavily involved with production
    >In June 2021, Cawthon became a trending topic on Twitter when his publicly available political donations were shared on the website. Except for one donation to Democratic Party representative Tulsi Gabbard, all of Cawthon's donations were to Republican Party politicians, including U.S. President Donald Trump. He posted on Reddit to confirm his support for the Republican Party, describe himself as pro-life, and state that he made significant financial donations to conservative political candidates. He claimed that he had been doxed and had received threats of violence and home invasion after his donations were publicized. While the reaction to his post was mostly positive on Reddit, it was mixed on other social media platforms such as Twitter, where some members of the LGBT community reacted negatively.[45]
    >What happened
    You tell me OP, what the frick happened

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      alphabet hoes mad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where some members of the LGBT community reacted negatively.
      Isn't this anything on twitter? I could post that I prefer diet coke to regular coke and seething anime avatars would be calling me a terf and threatening to kill me and my family.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't care if author of something is pro life or something else nazi-coded

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love a purity spiral

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of context but how stupid do you have to be to give money to a political party? especially when half the members are multi-millionaires.
      He even donated to trump, he is a fricking BILLIONAIRE.
      Those guys should get guillotined lil bud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because the big rigs in a political party have personal wealth doens't mean local structures have that cash at their disposal. maybe he wanted his local mayor to be a Rep?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He donated to campaigns, he wasn't gifting them money.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        da share my wife z0ne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the lbgtbbq get triggered by that? They can’t have kids
      Really gets the noggin jogging

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You skipped the part where he was forced to step down from his own creation because he offended people that mentally rape children

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where he was forced to step down
        He hasn't stepped down. He had major creative control over the movie, Jason Blum said that if he pushed Scott on anything then Scott might've just changed producers again.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the good part, he's confirmed toxic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he hasn't stepped down. He even put out one of those prank games for the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How awfully strange. The totally organic posters on Cinemaphile told me that right wingers are uncreative dullards who don't make games. Why would they spend their time harassing somebody who supposedly can't make games to begin with?
      It's almost as if Cinemaphile is fricking Cinemaphile-tier depending on the day

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Cinemaphile isn't fricking /misc/-lite
        What are you smoking? You can not go into one thread there without someone having a tantrum about trannies, even if the thread has nothing to do with trannies whatsoever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't the reason this franchise exists is because the developer's failed attempt to make a christian game was called creepy, and then he made a horror game around his shitty designs?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you can't expect a good movie based on a bunch of games aimed to youtubers and their fanbases made of autistic 10 year olds.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when Cinemaphile wants to be contrarian so badly that they end up siding with villains they've hated for the past half a decade.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when was siding with the ever the contrarian opinion?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ever
        Who is that?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant critics

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Siding with critics is a contrarian opinion here.
            If we did a poll on here and asked if anons listened to and respected rotten tomatoes scores, I guarantee you the majority would say no.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Name a good movie that was disliked by critics

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Freddy Got Fingered

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If we're going by RT, here are the following:
                Dracula Dead and Loving It
                Jumanji
                TMNT 1990
                Top Gun
                Fear and Loathing
                Boondock Saints
                Hook
                Footloose
                A Goofy Movie
                The Mummy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when homosexuals leave and
      Never
      Come
      Back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I love that too.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The creator hates horror and decided to do multiverse wank instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its mostly this. Its another one of these IP movies thats barely a functional film in its own right because its doing too much lip service to lore that only fricking dorks care about.
      Used to be you'd have to make a good stand alone film first then start expanding its lore for sequels but now nobody can help themselves rushes into franchise filler bullshit in the hopes of a massive cash cow.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RATED PG FRICK YOU

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mistake is thinking that Cawthon is some genius creative and not just a guy who lucked out over being really shit at creating appealing kid-friendly cartoon characters. He's been cynically riding the wave ever since (admittedly fair play to him for making it such a success), but these days the lore is written by MatPat more than the actual devs, so it's bizarre to assume he'd be a good filmmaker.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He seems like a pretty chill cool guy to me

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s kino though

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t a slasher movie

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is always storytelling and sometimes directing. The studio gives too much power to hacks. The FNAF concept is not very original.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares what critics think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Until they're defending something you like but general audiences dont.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened?
    The creator was heavily involved with production.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blumhouse
    >audience score
    Legit don't get how, almost nothing happens the whole film and what does happen is just the animatronics just standing and staring at things.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re baffled by fnaf’s kino status.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have been a simple flick about a hapless security guy being chased around a haunted chucky cheese by the mascots. Instead its got loads of extra BS with magic dead kids

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're disappointed the movie actually had a story to tell?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The good stuff from FNAF is the atmosphere and the uncanny/unpredictable monsters, not the stupid convoluted lore.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem is that it's supposed trilogy and they pretty much spoonfed almost all of the lore to us in the first movie, the fricking security woman from the future timeline game is in this movie
    Next movie is going to start with a whole powerpoint presentation on how remnant works and how they're able to infect multiple animatronics with a single remnant

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being PG-13.

    Being R would have at least have the movie some edge.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last act with William Afton being the villain (despite barely being in the film anmd having no build up) and the resolution.

    William Afton as Springtrap should have been saved for the sequel. Have a Batman Begins-seque teaser revealling Afton’s suit (and/or Garret’s toy) in his closet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >William Afton as Springtrap should have been saved for the sequel
      but it is

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believes RT critic scores have a positive correlation to film quality

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers like their cheese pizza cold
    and
    dead
    Frick’n freaks

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about critic score

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a good gauge on how a film is generally being perceived. In this case I wouldn't even think anyone would like this turd without it.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    made more money than Antman 3

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What happened?
    It was bad.

    It focused too much on a story about a missing brother no one gave a frick about. Focusing on a love interest no one gave a frick about. The story was all over the place and doesn't make sense either.

    It also wasn't a horror, or scary at all. And the big baddie reveal was underwhelming

    It was too confusing. I actually had to go and watch a Let's Play of the game just to understand what the movie is about, and that shouldn't have happened.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It didn’t know what it wanted to be. It’s meant to be a horror movie about a security guard with atmosphere. We got drama slop with no spook. Terrible shit.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy Chads keep winning

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >videogame movie
    >appeals only to fans of the videogame

    wow it's warcraft and mortal kombat all over again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget the videogame movie that came out in April?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is pretty universally loved though and has way larger appeal than warcraft, FNAF, mortal kombat. It's a household name.

        I don't see anyone critically acclaiming the mario movie. for the record I've enjoyed all of these movies but I don't really play FNAF so I'm not really interested in watching the movie.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Cinemaphileerminshit.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw capeshit will be replaced with bingshit in your lifetime
    I hope I get at least get a Danganronpa film trilogy out of it.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The general rule for using rotten tomatoes is simple:
    If the audience says it's good it's probably not as good as they say but it's still serviceable.
    If the critics says it's not good that means there's not enough Black folk/stronk wimmin, meaning it's a movie that made a movie around characters instead of shoehorning shitskins in for virtue of having shitskins.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop acting like you know the rules. There are no rules, man, we're lost

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wondering what kind of sicko would be afraid of animatronics
    probably some american boomer thing

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horror/Mystery, Thriller
    It's a fricking family drama

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's family horror.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    video games are the lowest form of art.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You happened. The movie itself is fine and literally broke 8-10 records.
    That's even before going into the feat of making a movie with an all-white main cast and zero woke nonsense-- the very reason why some (irrelevant) critics tried to attack it.
    CRITICS NO LONGER MATTER IN ANY WAY BECAUSE THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T TRUST THEM

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to much personal life bullshit to the story
    >not scary they have some multi verse junk
    >atmosphere sucks
    >ghost kids???

    Idk it’s not terrible but it coulda been better about halfway through I lost interest.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't just make a simple movie that takes place in one night and it's just about the security guard trying to survive his first shift.
    Willy's Wonderland already did that and it made a better FNAF movie than the actual FNAF movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has to take place over at least five nights, moron. That's the title.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it still sucked you fricking loser.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were not out to make the movie you autistically expect but the movie the creator wanted to make based on a well-established franchise/lore.
      What makes FNAF stand out is that it isn't another random by the numbers movie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It made me fall asleep.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bad, I should have recognized the title translates to, "Don't bother watching unless your a homosexual who likes the games."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has there ever been a video game adaptation that is not specifically for people who like the games?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and they usually sucked. Shit like those Resident Evil movies and that awful Halo series.
            Now they're actually catering to fans and we're getting decent vidya movies like Mario and FNaF.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since the movie made USD 150 mil ww and counting, clearly many other people who didn't know the games (I didn't) were able to watch, understand and enjoy it unlike you with your moronic expectations

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            150m isn't very much bro

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >150m
              It is when you had a budget of 20m. This is one of the most profitable films of the year, literally the biggest release Blumhouse has ever had.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally the biggest release Blumhouse has ever had.
                Paranormal Activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it didn't have a bigger release
                https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/five-nights-at-freddys-box-office-opening-1235630735/
                FNaF is also still going to be in theaters for a while, and made money through the deal to put it up day 1 on Peawiener. It's a huge success even if you don't like the movie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. FNAF made USD 150 mil so far in 5 days. PA made USD 194 mil in its entire run and it's opening weekend numbers were middling.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so paranormal activity made more...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In several months compared to what FNAF made in 5 days. Take some 30 mins or so and you might eventually understand what that means

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... so paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not for long

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paranormal Activity had a smaller release and might end up having made less money by the time Five Nights at Freddy's is out of theaters.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Five Nights at Freddy's has made more money than Paranormal Activity did in this amount of time.
                Is this genuinely a difficult concept for you to grasp? What grade are you in?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trying to compare final to provisional numbers is low IQ

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stating facts is low iq

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a fact. Look up "provisional" in the dictionary

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                but anon, paranormal activity made more money. this is incontrovertible.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is, moron-- we're talking about, ironically, 5 days only as it was released last Friday and that sum is up to Oct 31.
                It's USD 150 mil clean since the movie's budget (only USD 20 mil btw) was already covered by Peawiener-- making USD 150 on a day and date release is a historic landmark for movies and an absolutely enormous profit for Universal/Blumhouse

                150m means ~20m tickets sold. which is not very many.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is an enormous amount of tickets sold: in 3 days, it made more than what Exorcist Believer did in 3 weeks.
                Some additional numbers to get you started:
                >3rd biggest horror movie opening of all time
                >Biggest box office performance for the Halloween weekend
                >Biggest domestic and WW Blumhouse movie opening
                >Topped Super Mario's opening day box office
                >2nd biggest opening of any video game movie behind Super Mario
                >It's a landmark in day and date releases (almost a draw w/ Black Widow, both of which made around USD 80 mil domestic on their opening weekends)
                >Made around 60% more than the tracking "predictions"
                >Got an A- cinemascore (exceedingly rare for horror movies)

                https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/five-nights-at-freddys-box-office-opening-1235630735/

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still 7.5 times the production, which makes it a huge success. Let's simplify it for you. You spend 20 dollars and get back 150. The horror movie Lights Out from 2016 cost only 5 million, but made 150 million in box office. It's much easier and safer to make profit if you keep the budget low. A lot of modern movies cost like 250-300 million and must make more than twice and sometimes thrice the amount just to break even.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                its still a small amount of tickets.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the $20m budget that is a huge amount of tickets

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this a joke? It's literally the third biggest opening for a horror movie ever, and it was free online the same day it was in theaters.

                It's more than the tickets sold by movies such as Exorcist Believer, Paw Patrol, Killers of the Flower Moon, Saw X etc.
                For a Halloween release, it's beyond excellent and there's nobody who really understands money and the movie industry who calls it a "small amount of tickets".

                Doesn't matter. It's still a huge success. The producers, writers, and publishers are all happy at all the money they are making for such A sequel is already pretty much confirmed. And this time they are gonna get Markiplier for a cameo.

                Its the same amount of tickets no matter how much the movie cost.

                most people don't want anything to do with this movie/franchise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't look at tickets sold. They look at the fricking money.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't look at the size of the (tiny) fanbase, they look at how hard they can be milked

                yeah.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >FNAF fanbase is tiny
                It's got a huge and active fanbase on Youtube, Twitter, Rule34, Reddit, Discord server. Furries and zoomers fricking love FNAF. It's because of this "tiny" fanbase the movie was a success.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                its so huge it only sold 20m tickets.

                Five Nights at Freddy's has made more money than Paranormal Activity did in this amount of time.
                Is this genuinely a difficult concept for you to grasp? What grade are you in?

                so paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so paranormal activity made more
                No, it made less money in the amount of time Freddy's has been out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >pointing out the fanbase is small is meaningless

                This meme would work if this wasn't one of the biggest horror releases ever. Clearly the fanbase is at least decently sized, or maybe it is small and this movie is being carried by non-fans checking it out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                people can tell when you have to qualify statements into meaninglessness for them to be true

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its the same amount of tickets
                Yeah, more than any other horror film that's ever came out besides two others.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its the same amount of tickets no matter how much the movie cost.
                That's a meaningless argument but you are ofc low IQ so you're better off left wondering why.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                [...]
                >pointing out the fanbase is small is meaningless

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's another cringe non-argument/moving the goalposts. You should simply give up after being humiliated over and over, just learn from the experience and move on.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one trying to scream away facts. like the fact paranormal activity made more money, sold more tickets, and didn't need to farm furgays to do so

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're comparing Paranormal Activity's entire run to a movie that came out less than a week ago and is going to be in theaters for weeks making more money.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do morons who choose the dumbest hills to die on infuriate me so much? I hope a homeless person kicks you in the dick today. Frick (You).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its dumb to state facts

                You're comparing Paranormal Activity's entire run to a movie that came out less than a week ago and is going to be in theaters for weeks making more money.

                Or i'm just pointing out that paranormal activity made more money

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Or i'm just pointing out that paranormal activity made more money
                We can't know that until FNaF is out of theaters and has stopped making money. The movie just came out, moron.
                There's a chance it could end up beating Paranormal Activity because it's currently doing better.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does it trigger you so hard that a shoestring budget movie without a franchise behind it made more money than your furgay movie?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't you understand that Five Nights at Freddy's is still making millions in theaters while Paranormal Activity is not? And that by the time the former's run is over it might surpass the latter?
                Can't tell if you're genuinely a child with no comprehension of how money works or if you're baiting.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bait. No one shirley isn't that special

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah even a literal moron would get it when they have this many people explaining it to him, he's baiting.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you ree'ing so hard at the fact paranormal activity made more on a much lower budget?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should learn when to stop refuting/humiliating some people. Just reply once or twice for the sake of the non-moronic and move on

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more than the tickets sold by movies such as Exorcist Believer, Paw Patrol, Killers of the Flower Moon, Saw X etc.
                For a Halloween release, it's beyond excellent and there's nobody who really understands money and the movie industry who calls it a "small amount of tickets".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. It's still a huge success. The producers, writers, and publishers are all happy at all the money they are making for such A sequel is already pretty much confirmed. And this time they are gonna get Markiplier for a cameo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                By what metric? If that's a small amount then there's never been a successful horror movie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                by the metric of tickets sold.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                By metrics of tickets sold it's a huge success.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this a joke? It's literally the third biggest opening for a horror movie ever, and it was free online the same day it was in theaters.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He seems to be a bit dense like the other (?) person trying to argue that Paranormal Activity making more money (so far) is a meaningful argument

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is, moron-- we're talking about, ironically, 5 days only as it was released last Friday and that sum is up to Oct 31.
              It's USD 150 mil clean since the movie's budget (only USD 20 mil btw) was already covered by Peawiener-- making USD 150 on a day and date release is a historic landmark for movies and an absolutely enormous profit for Universal/Blumhouse

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that the lead and the villain weren't even cast until the last year of production, meaning the movie was basically shot in one fricking year?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, we Blume tweeted on the 1st day of filming

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meaning the movie was basically shot in one fricking year?
      How long do you think it takes to shoot a horror movie?

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the source material sucks

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too dark and visually dull. Needed Suspiria style lighting

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not dark enough.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything involving the kids, aunt or babysitter were awful and nonsensical and the cop had a bunch of moronic inhuman lines and actions like throwing the guys sleeping pills in the river (plus apparently he has narcolepsy and falls asleep in 2 minutes of boredom at work regardless.)

    I don’t know why they made it almost 2 hours long when it could have easily been 75 minutes and better for it.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer horror is ass

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the franchise and all, but the movie was pretty bad. It wasn't really a horror movie. It failed to capture the creepiness of the atmosphere and the animatronics, of the fear of being isolated, alone, and watched. Shouldn't have made it PG-13.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cash grab from kiddies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that was true it would have released 8 years ago when it was announced

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come there have been at least three movies about killer animatronics and none of them have managed to be that scary?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only one that comes to mind are the Banana Splits Movie and Willy's Wonderland, both are comedies

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good fun. I disliked that cupcake thing and fort building scene.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing happened, he made it incredibly pg to appeal to his core audience and cashed out hard

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >pointing out the fanbase is small is meaningless

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It still sucks
    Only for people who were never the audience to begin with.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went from "20 million isn't a lot of tickets" to "paranormal activity's lifetime gross was bigger than freddy's opening"
    Kek, why are homosexuals desperate to pretend this movie is a failure?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some discordgay angry that a movie made be le ebil republican donor is crushing the box office.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        150m is middling success though. its only "crushing" it if you add qualifiers like "horror franchise" and "video game movie."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the biggest horror movies ever is actually a failure because... it just is, ok?
          Do you consider every horror movie a failure? Because this is one of the best box office runs in years for the genre.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't you comprehend qualifiers? we've been watching basically every movie "break opening day records" for the last ten years.

            this movie is "breaking records" despite making less, and selling less tickets, than paranormal activity.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you seriously not comprehend that it's not making less than Paranormal Activity was?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it has made less than paranormal activity. less gross, less ticket sold, less profit compared to production.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it has made less than paranormal activity. less gross
                But it hasn't. It's grossed more in its opening week so far than Paranormal Activity did.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you illiterate?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you?

                You don't need to reply twice, and the only thing I'm """conceding""" is profit compared to production because Paranormal Activity was microbudget and that's something that's objectively true, just like FNaF is currently objectively making more money in theaters than Paranormal Activity did.

                so paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're joking, you're not actually that stupid kek. I don't believe it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not joking, I'm stating a fact.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your "fact" of one movie's lifetime gross being more than another movie's 6-day gross is pointless. You obviously know that because you're not actually that stupid, you're fricking with people.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So paranormal activity made more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your "pretending to be moronic" shtick is getting old tbh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only someone pretending to be moronic would state the fact that paranormal activity made more money

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only someone pretending to be moronic would pretend not to know the difference between a movie's opening and it's overall gross when it leaves theaters. It's not even a mistake an actual moron would make, that's how we know you're joking.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what you're saying is... is that paranormal activity made more money, sold more tickets, and had a larger yield.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                good job conceding the two other points.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to reply twice, and the only thing I'm """conceding""" is profit compared to production because Paranormal Activity was microbudget and that's something that's objectively true, just like FNaF is currently objectively making more money in theaters than Paranormal Activity did.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine for the fans, but in a perfect world it would have been a good film and good for the fans. I suppose trying to cram in FNAF's convoluted lore was to the detriment of the possibility of a good franchise.

    I don't think making a horror film that is pg-13 with animatronics is that tough, all you hav to do is follow the game's formula for escalating the horror. First night is just the atmosphere of the creepy night in a chuk-e-cheese pizzaria. Second night you start do deal with the first two roaming animatronics and their creepy behaviour. Third night introduces the more aggressive Foxy and ups the stakes. Fourth night adds in Freddy and all the creepyness that comes with him. Final night is all about dealing with all 4 animatronics, knowing all their behaviours, learning how to get around and then when all seems to be figured out you throw in golden freddy to add back the sense that this isn't at all figured out. You can end with the night guard getting killed or escaping, either way, it leaves the story open instead of overexplaining what the whole thing was all about, and just making it be a solid film about 5 creepy nights hunted by killer animatronics.

    You can justify the night guard coming back every night with a B story during daytime, maybe he's curious about the missing children and wants to know if the animatronics have anything to do with it, and you can leave it ambiguous if the kids are the animatronics or were killed by them, just another mystery you can build upon in a possible sequel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its because someone asked the question
      >after the first time someone saw the animatronics walking around by themselves, why the frick would they go back?

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does William Afton really just run a one-man staffing agency all day? Like he does paperwork and gets people hired by other companies in his free time?
    And he sometimes kills a random adult man by luring him into a robot deathtrap? Even though he prefers killing kids.

    And his daughter coincidentally became an actual fricking policewoman instead of a glorified mall cop / fangirl like in the games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume he pushed his daughter to the police so she could cover his ass if they start investigating. She's aware he's a psycho, but does nothing about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Afton was a child killer back in the day, I don't think he is killing anybody anymore until the plot of the movie.
      He seriously hired Mike as a security guard so nobody broke into the building, and Vanessa was supposed to watch him to make sure he didn't try to investigate the animatronics and find out too much. She didn't do her job.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Afton recognised that mike was the brother of the kid he killed

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys wont believe how much zoomer pussy i pull at fnaf showings at the cinema, ive went to see it every day since release.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop feeding the troll

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guise did you know that Titanic made more than FNAF?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that Avatar 2 made more worldwide by the end of its run than FNaF did on Wednesday? It's joever...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you know that Avatar 2 made more worldwide by the end of its run than FNaF did on Wednesday?
        TRU DAT! fACtZZZ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that Avatar 2 made more worldwide by the end of its run than FNaF did on Wednesday? It's joever...

      hey look, now you're getting how insignificant 150m is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        150m for a horror movie in under a week is groundbreaking success.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          see that qualifier in the middle there? that makes the statement meaningless.

          and it isn't groundbreaking if another horror movie made more. like paranormal activity

          and I don't even need to account for inflation.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That "qualifier" exists because that's how long the movie has been out, you're fricking stupid.
            You realize this film just came out, right? It made millions of dollars yesterday and it's gonna do the same tonight.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              so paranormal activity made more money

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah just looked into it and it opened much lower.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like they rewrote and reshot it at least 3 times and stitched what they had together to finally release it which led to pacing and narrative issues

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Audience score good
    >Made money
    >Creator wanted it made
    I don't see a single problem here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There wasn't any social commentary... yikes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't. The movie clearly connected to a general audience (got a very rare A- CinemaScore) and it is objectively very well-made, with great visual effects and cinematography.
      It's an all-ages drama/horror that doesn't avoid some dark subjects and among those who disliked it there are some testy, aging millennials ranting and being overly harsh because le zoomers. I'm a millennial myself btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie connected to the gays who’ve been hyping the shitty games forever. No one else

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judging by how successful it is, it's connected with general audiences.
          The fact that even people here are saying they liked it shows that it's connecting with a lot of people, usually Cinemaphile hates everything.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            FNAF furgays and teenagers who grew up with FNAF aren't general audiences.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >teenagers who grew up with FNAF
              Except a lot of the people who grew up with FNAF are in their 20s now.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn’t make them any less homosexuals. It’s weird how the people who were obnoxious underage homosexuals 10-20 years ago are still obnoxious.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're the gay and clearly don't understand that the current zoomer generation IS the main audience (as 10-30 yos have been for some time now) and at the same the movie managed to go beyond this demographic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >movie is successful because a tiny percentage of youth audiences saw it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tiny percentage
              >biggest opening for blumhouse ever
              >third biggest opening for horror ever
              It's a large percentage.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes blumhouse is a niche studio

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >released some of the biggest horror films ever
                >niche
                Maybe if you consider everything that's not Disney niche. Normal audiences wouldn't consider them so.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, horror is niche. not sure why you think otherwise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's one of the biggest film genres.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has the most films because it’s easy to do on low budget and doesn’t require much talent or ability. They are only ever, at best, middlingly successful.

                Kinda like how paranormal activity is still the highest grossing horror movie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Five Nights at Freddy's is going to make more money than The Marvels kek, horror is definitely mainstream unless you're saying capeshit isn't either.
                Also IT 2017 is the highest grossing horror film, not Paranormal Activity.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? Why do you think I care that a middlingly successful movie is going to make more than a guaranteed flop? I’m just pointing out that 150m isn’t very much even in horror movie terms, and I don’t even need to break out an inflation calculator to be factually correct.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad press reviews
    >good user reviews
    let me guess... no lgtb and all protagonist are white

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. And the creator is a conservative Christian dude who had a lot of creative control of the film.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never dance with Vanessa while she's on duty

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