She wouldn't even help him for a few minutes when he was tied up with an onion in his mouth.
2 years ago
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lmfao fricking cuck, she has no job and still forces him to do shit and take care of the kids
2 years ago
Anonymous
is this the only picture of her where she looks somewhat cute? That must be a really good angle because she looks disgusting in all the other pics.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine being the star of the show and the co-star has a hotter woman
2 years ago
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whoa Erin
2 years ago
Anonymous
You jackass, why did you post that image? It had nothing to do with the wife sucking except for the whole diversity thing. She just seems like a basic b***h. Who cares?
Basically, during a James and Mike Mondays episode James starts panicking and looks very afraid because it's 5:40 PM and that's when his wife said he was supposed to go and take care of the kids. So he rushes to end the video but later edits in footage of him beating the game by himself at 4 AM. It was really quite bizarre to watch.
Ngl him actually going back to beat the game was pretty Kino. Usually he wouldn’t even give a shit. But he was enjoying the game so much that he had to just go back and beat it.
I'm not one for e-celeb shit, but some anon posted a video where she's streaming and Mike is just yelling out "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" and "GODDAMNIT YOU c**t" but he's across the house and muffled and he's just carrying on yelling out and so on and so forth and I thought it was really funny.
Maybe the fat nazi should release more than 1 video every couple of months? Or better yet, ditch the whole shitty studio and just go back to making comfy video game rants.
I'm in full support of someone taking a creative break from something, so the shtick doesn't get stale, but I think he earned his right to come back to formula.
Remember when Jon came over to James' house and they were in the basement talking about movies and then they brought up Star Wars and James got all offended that Jon like Episode One the best out of the prequels?
I've watched a bit of that episode (I think they played Bomberman on NES or something as well) but I highly doubt James got mad at anything. The guy's is so ultra-avoidant and such a spineless coward, he would never oppose anyone's view on anything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Watch it again. He tries to argue that Jon's opinion is wrong because he and Mike hate Episode One so much. He loved part 3 the best.
Why did he do it? Jon and James are not friends or anything, why that happened?
2 years ago
Anonymous
He was probably in town and they had him over for clicks. Jontron wasn't controversial at that time. It was before the Destiny debate. They would never have him on again.
In a parallel universe... >Hey James, it's 5:41, don't you have to go? >Nah it's cool, I'm literally at my own home dude. Let's finish this, no matter how long it takes.
It's so weird how Newt now tries to pretend that it wasn't fricked up what he did with his "I was doing someone elses job" excuse, like the guy wasn't boasting about getting the gig six months earlier.
If he cared he wouldn't have plagiarized in the first place. Monster Madness was his one love and he threw that in the trash as well. The guy is clearly dead inside.
James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.
His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.
The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.
Someone please repost the pasta about James and Mike talking utter bullshit random opinions, like how James doesn't understand super basic thermodynamics or how Mike doesn't cook and orders in McDonald's every day.
To be fair, I kinda have gotten to know James as he's been a content creator for over 15 years. Not intimately, but I know a thing or 2 about his life.
Why do people act like they know Chris Chan IRL? Because he's an austistic lolcow and he's hilarious to laugh at, and the more you learn the funnier it all is. Don't act like people are demanding good content from James, most of us just want to laugh at his expense.
>Why do people act like they know Chris Chan IRL?
The more familiar you are with someone the more familiar you act when talking about them, internet stalker behavior basically.
You got us there. Shut it down and stop having fun everyone, this anon thinks we're acting like stalkers for the youtube personality who constantly releases videos of himself and talks about himself in them
I didn't post the picture, and I don't care what his stupid ugly wife is doing. Did you post that picture yourself just to try to act like everyone mocking James' crippling autism is a stalker?
no I mean I've known CWC for years and all that but like, why film this shit in particular, was he sending this crap to someone or something?
Or is this just the usual workings of an autistic moron and he doesn't understand what privacy is?
2 years ago
Anonymous
CWC was catfished 10million times by goons claiming to be a boyfriend-free girl that would meet him, but only if he made such-and-such video
>NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE A REAL SOCIAL LIFE, YOUR WAIFU CAN'T LOVE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Toby is live right now wth Moveie Dumpster 1 and 2
Chirsr these fuys gucking suck at this, like its been frick yeats shit and they can't fricking shit talk for imdb trivia toffeen frick they seropups;y need to taake fuo course in talking.
There was once some guy on Cinemaphile who claimed to be in some way a relation to James. His wife was his cousin, something like that. And that he would see him very occasionally at family get togethers. He claimed James was legitimately, unironically autistic and had various stories of him being an awkward sperg around family.
I remember that, there was some story about James giving a diaper to his uncle after the uncle made a joke about being scared by fireworks or something.
There was once some guy on Cinemaphile who claimed to be in some way a relation to James. His wife was his cousin, something like that. And that he would see him very occasionally at family get togethers. He claimed James was legitimately, unironically autistic and had various stories of him being an awkward sperg around family.
It's probably bullshit, but I believe it.
Internet hearsay but people from cons and such say he's like this.
At any rate he's an awkward dude, maybe somewhere on the spectrum. There were fringe lunatics making weird video tapes in the 90s and a lot of early internet shit was a bit crazy, his old videos have SOVL. Guy just sold out and only has himself to blame.
There's a part in the mckids video where he says something along the lines of >this game would have been horrible for kids with ADD...like myself
Hard to tell if he was joking or not but I would believe it.
Remember when James made this shitty "horror" video he put all his sweat and heart into, just to get BTFO by a video of Justin showing Mike his fricking Gengar pokemon collection?
Man that must've broken him.
Well to be fair, the movie now has almost 30k more than the announcement video. The view count of the latest AVGN is telling though. Like, the game is shit, but who the hell knows or cares about that game?
Is there footage of this girl jiggling around? She looks like she'd be exciting to see riding a wiener, black or otherwise. I bet she'd take a spit roast
For real? I need to listen to the new epic gamerino tunes right now
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Absolutely awful. The tone is so muddy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
In yesterday's Vsauce video, he talked about how old people look old because they still mostly dress the way the dressed when they were young. Mike dresses like some kid from the 80s to this day, if it wasn't for his juvenile face genetics, this Gen X motherfricker would look like a fricking outcast in modern society.
2 years ago
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Aw man I thought you meant a new music video. I'll accept this though
also kek that fanart rendition of Justin, taking a few hundred pounds of liberties there
Did it look like he was slimming down? I know people give him shit for taking time off work to fix his diet, but the shape the guy was in he clearly needed to do that.
Not that I could see. It was in the elevator at that club area. I asked if he was Justin. Yeah. I couldn’t tell if I was bothering him since we were all wearing masks. He did wave and said have a good con when he left.
James is applying some kind of product/thickener to his hair but only for the AVGN videos (just wear a wig if it's part of the character). There's the obvious joke where he gets so angry he tears his remaining hair out, would be pretty cool.
Anyone remember which J&MM it was when Mike asked if he'd-if he'd...do the full Picard?
Is that the video where he low-key insulted "mean trolls" for making fun of his moronic setup and filming techniques, and then proceeded to highlight his UTTERLY moronic setup and filming techniques?
Man when that video came out, that was a glorious night on Cinemaphile.
For some reason I wanna relive the heyday of Mineycrafta again, it was just comforting seing Gadget's face plastered all over both Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
>contrarian
What, why? Irate Gamer was always a good show, and the guy hasn't done anything terrible that would warrant him being automatically labelled a bad dude.
>the guy hasn't done anything terrible that would warrant him being automatically labelled a bad dude.
Lol you fricking moron.
He literally stole someones entire show concept, used actual footage from the show he stole, went on to get partnered with youtube BEFORE the original person did
Dudes a piece of shit.
Also I hate his voice and his content
2 years ago
Anonymous
>look mom, I like le cheap knock off "bad on purpose" thing! I'm so antagonistic 🙂
imagine thinking this like it's still 2009
2 years ago
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>time makes contrarianism somehow less obnoxious
You're backpeddling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
James Rolfe is the real piece of shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
How shall we deal with this fricking bum?
2 years ago
Anonymous
20 inch black bull dick to the recktum while rolfe watches and gets off to it
Wrong on so many levels. Gen X is composed entirely of manchild plebbitor types, boomers may have been morons but the damage they did could have still been undone if Gen X weren’t all consoomer sodabrains
What ratings did James give himself for this masterpiece of cinema? Please provide it both with a star rating and also with a number rating, as James did on his old website where he rated his own movies
One day we will found out where that guy is. It's amazing that he's completely dropped disappeared where the only clue is maybe he lives in Hong Kong now
James should've transitioned the AVGN character into livestreaming, like a Dr Disrespect for retro games. The angry review format he's doing now is so dead and tired.
>James should've transitioned the AVGN character into livestreaming
See the problem with that is that James isn't exactly a comedic person, and he certainly can't work well under stress. All his "humor" comes from fecal swearing "pee pee caca lol diarrhea ass shit haha like a big brown log o' shit!". Plus he isn't spontaneous, which is a pretty big deal breaker for any form of live entertainment.
Face it, James is best when he just talks about games or movies in a retrospective way, as sodabrained as most of his opinions are anyway. But he lost even that spark, so James should just seriously retire for good. There's barely anything worthwhile about him anymore.
>pee pee caca lol diarrhea ass shit haha like a big brown log o' shit!
That's because he's special ed. Have you noticed that genuinely stupid and moronic people fricking love talking about feces?
All he has to do is sit there and read chat donations in his AVGN costume. The fanboys will donate shitloads just for this. Literally a wasted money making machine
Or he could just start a patreon. He literally has millions of dumb simps who'd gladly donate to it, like Spoony, these NPCs would still give him money even if he never release another video in his life, but Jimmy's too moronic for that. He doesn't like livestreaming either for numerous reasons, not least of which is his weird anxiety.
Why does James make looking after kids sound like an impossible task for 2 adults - 1 that has no job and the other who works from home? It's bizarre, I've never known any parents who make raising kids sound as daunting as he does.
damn is that Mike Matei, creator of the controversial comic "The Loco Bandito"?
Actual fricking kino
kino. I wonder if James's wife has seen this
Thats fricking fantastic
Every panel a joke.
gem
>Written by Mike Matei, illustrated by Mike Judge
It's Mike "Ten Inches Hard" Matei
So his dick shrinks when it gets hard? What the frick Mike. Crazy German-Romanian son of a b***h.
TIME TO TALK ABOUT JAMES WITH BIG RYAN AND MYKE
big fan btw
>watch movie
>the people are unrealistcially depicted existing after 5:40
what is this meme?
James is an adult with responsibilites, frick that guy.
His shrek of a wife runs his life and made him leave at 5:40.
Why is the ukranian flag purple?
To confuse the Russian artillery
>made him leave
THEY WERE PLAYING AT HIS OWN FRICKING HOUSE. HOW THE FRICK DO YOU "LEAVE" FROM YOUR HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE?
Jamesy is pussywhipped. If mistress says "come", he comes crawling.
What the frick does this b***h even do that she needs so much time for herself at late afternoon? She doesn't have a job right?
She wouldn't even help him for a few minutes when he was tied up with an onion in his mouth.
lmfao fricking cuck, she has no job and still forces him to do shit and take care of the kids
is this the only picture of her where she looks somewhat cute? That must be a really good angle because she looks disgusting in all the other pics.
Imagine being the star of the show and the co-star has a hotter woman
whoa Erin
You jackass, why did you post that image? It had nothing to do with the wife sucking except for the whole diversity thing. She just seems like a basic b***h. Who cares?
it's almost as if people have lives
She doesn't if she has a 9 month old at him
a 9 month old wat
Frick off James.
It’s not that it’s that he looks like he’s terrified and that he left it all in the video instead of just cutting it out
Basically, during a James and Mike Mondays episode James starts panicking and looks very afraid because it's 5:40 PM and that's when his wife said he was supposed to go and take care of the kids. So he rushes to end the video but later edits in footage of him beating the game by himself at 4 AM. It was really quite bizarre to watch.
It's the Megaman X James and Mike Monday. Timestamped here: https://youtu.be/t_zCwpLX6og?t=2112
Awesome game. Glad he finished it. One of the greatest games on the SNES. Makes me want to play again.
he's an adult he needs to watch the kids
His kids can wait few more minutes while he WORKS.
He played video games all day with Mike Matei He probably don't mind that much getting the frick out even if it's for watching moronic kids
Ngl him actually going back to beat the game was pretty Kino. Usually he wouldn’t even give a shit. But he was enjoying the game so much that he had to just go back and beat it.
James' wife forced him to watch the kids at 5:40 every Tuesday and Thursday night so she can go get ready and have a girls' night at the club.
Lurk moar, newbie.
>N-N-NO!!!! H-HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT M-MY E-C-C-CELEB OFFTOPIC G-G-GARBAGE!!!
have a nice day
Cry more.
I would explain but I have no time I have to watch my kids
james vs mike is the difference between having a family vs. doing what you want with your life.
Mike also has a smoking hot gf.
isn't she israeli?
I don't think so, but no one knows her last name so its possible.
It's weird how they hooked up. I read that she started DMing Mike and then suddenly she convinced him to let her move in.
Mike had a choice between Aaron and SupaPixelGirl.
I know you guys don't get laid so it's lost on you, but neither of those chicks are what I'd call catchers.
You might get laid but I don't really take the opinions of homosexuals on women seriously
wtf mike is lucky
Mike-sama is so lucky to have a smart funny cute gf like Erin-chan.
Hi Erin.
I'm not one for e-celeb shit, but some anon posted a video where she's streaming and Mike is just yelling out "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" and "GODDAMNIT YOU c**t" but he's across the house and muffled and he's just carrying on yelling out and so on and so forth and I thought it was really funny.
Oh, it was posted again in this thread. Thanks to whoever that was. It makes me chuckle.
>smoking hot
Seems pretty average to me:
I like how half the time she doesn't even register anymore because it's so common.
House of Madness
Mike the chad. Women can't resist grugg-like meatheads that yell like angry cavemen. What a beast.
>pale
>redhead
>thicc thighs
>cute feet
hot to me
If she's average why my pp is above average right now?
She's a 6/10 that this board simps over because they think she's "attainable".
jamesbros…
It's over.
It's all going downhill... Our heroes of yesterday are falling
Jon "Aryan" Jafari is the only one who's still based to this day.
NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING
THE PROPHECY SHALL BE FULFILLED!!!!!!
>Spoony back
>Jordan Peterson back
>Contrapoints back
>James gets cucked
>No jannies on Cinemaphile tonight
Bros... I'm feeling it...
People are just tired of his rightwing neo-nazi dogwhistling
Maybe the fat nazi should release more than 1 video every couple of months? Or better yet, ditch the whole shitty studio and just go back to making comfy video game rants.
I'm in full support of someone taking a creative break from something, so the shtick doesn't get stale, but I think he earned his right to come back to formula.
To be fair, I am taking a little break from JonTron, so it's only natural that the views are down
Remember when Jon came over to James' house and they were in the basement talking about movies and then they brought up Star Wars and James got all offended that Jon like Episode One the best out of the prequels?
Jon's too based for Jamesy's sodabrain to even comprehend. Most of his opinions of movies are cookie-cutter npc picks anyway.
I've watched a bit of that episode (I think they played Bomberman on NES or something as well) but I highly doubt James got mad at anything. The guy's is so ultra-avoidant and such a spineless coward, he would never oppose anyone's view on anything.
Watch it again. He tries to argue that Jon's opinion is wrong because he and Mike hate Episode One so much. He loved part 3 the best.
Why did he do it? Jon and James are not friends or anything, why that happened?
He was probably in town and they had him over for clicks. Jontron wasn't controversial at that time. It was before the Destiny debate. They would never have him on again.
Episode 1 is objectively a bad movie.
Yeah, but it's legitimately the only one that feels like a Star Wars movie. The other films look and feel like shit videogames.
His content got too tryhard. Should have kept reviewing games with his shitty hat and parrot.
Jontron's invested his money and is probably only doing videos for fun, guy owns like half of downtown Manhattan
Guy's a trust fund kid anyway, he's never really had to work a day in his life.
He had to work on hiding the bodies that one night, long time ago.
I don't think that cannibalism can be called work though.
You need to PREP THE MEAT first.
Owns some gothic cathedral too.
Jontron will never top the texas arc so no use in trying
TikTok is too popular
>No Grey Hat
>Jaqcues fricking gone from the show.
Souless.
>>No Grey Hat
Bro he's ditched the cap since 2013 or so.
24/7 streaming NES games and eating fast food is killing Mike tho, look at a picture of him now, he's turning into a ghoul
its the vaccine, everyone looks 10 years older who got it
True.
He always looked sleep deprived, he always had that vampire look about him but recently he's gotten a lot fatter.
He looks like that from years of looking into a CRT.
James and Mike are based. Nothing you can do will ever change this. CS&D.
>CS&D
Chuck’s Suck and Duck?
>maxresdefault
>kQpDkPR.jpg
Cinemassacre is now a dead channel
In a parallel universe...
>Hey James, it's 5:41, don't you have to go?
>Nah it's cool, I'm literally at my own home dude. Let's finish this, no matter how long it takes.
Newt Wallen is a thief and a b***h who uses "sucide attempts" as a get out jail free card.
Cope Jamesy, Newtchads stay winning.
Based Newt is the hero we didn't deserve.
It's so weird how Newt now tries to pretend that it wasn't fricked up what he did with his "I was doing someone elses job" excuse, like the guy wasn't boasting about getting the gig six months earlier.
He's in hiding recovering, training. Justice shall prevail...
Tick motherfricking tock Jamesy and minions, tick tock The Newt cometh.
He was with the hot redhead from Hack the Movies
Yeah like a decade ago when she was a teenagerl and he was in his thirties.
No kidding……..
Who the frick is this?
Monster Madness died in 2021. It can never come back. Do you think this fact depresses him?
Seriously how does Justin still have his job?
Take a guess.
He didn't give a shit in 2021 when he couldn't even be bothered to write any of them, so no
If he cared he wouldn't have plagiarized in the first place. Monster Madness was his one love and he threw that in the trash as well. The guy is clearly dead inside.
He doesn't give a shit.
He does Bimmy's work for him. Bimster's mind is too rotted away at this point to produce anything on his own.
I didn't even care to watch last year's Monster Madness aside from two reviews.
>i invented indie filmmaking
James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.
His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.
The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.
Someone please repost the pasta about James and Mike talking utter bullshit random opinions, like how James doesn't understand super basic thermodynamics or how Mike doesn't cook and orders in McDonald's every day.
Why do reddit troons act like they know James and everyone irl? Is this the result of parasocial relationships?
As much as I detest that term abso-fricking-lutley. These c**ts think they know James because they watched AVGN 1-100 on repreat a hundred times.
To be fair, I kinda have gotten to know James as he's been a content creator for over 15 years. Not intimately, but I know a thing or 2 about his life.
James owes me sex
This is the killshot. Sums up those weirdos on that hatesub perfectly.
Why do people act like they know Chris Chan IRL? Because he's an austistic lolcow and he's hilarious to laugh at, and the more you learn the funnier it all is. Don't act like people are demanding good content from James, most of us just want to laugh at his expense.
>Why do people act like they know Chris Chan IRL?
The more familiar you are with someone the more familiar you act when talking about them, internet stalker behavior basically.
You got us there. Shut it down and stop having fun everyone, this anon thinks we're acting like stalkers for the youtube personality who constantly releases videos of himself and talks about himself in them
>posted immediately after a picture of said individual's wife taken from her Facebook
Oh yeah totally normal non-stalker behavior there, creep
I didn't post the picture, and I don't care what his stupid ugly wife is doing. Did you post that picture yourself just to try to act like everyone mocking James' crippling autism is a stalker?
What a beautiful woman
H-he's fast!
Why would he film himself doing that...?
go study, my child
https://sonichu.com/cwcki
no I mean I've known CWC for years and all that but like, why film this shit in particular, was he sending this crap to someone or something?
Or is this just the usual workings of an autistic moron and he doesn't understand what privacy is?
CWC was catfished 10million times by goons claiming to be a boyfriend-free girl that would meet him, but only if he made such-and-such video
Take a wild guess.
Will CWC's dimensions merge as he has prophesized?
Why are we mocking Chris Chan again? He actually had sex before, unlike you incels.
with his mom homie?
Stunning and brave
>NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE A REAL SOCIAL LIFE, YOUR WAIFU CAN'T LOVE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello söymale.
I don't even watch James, I just follow these threads to laugh at him
Mike > Fat Slob Invasion
Toby is live right now wth Moveie Dumpster 1 and 2
Chirsr these fuys gucking suck at this, like its been frick yeats shit and they can't fricking shit talk for imdb trivia toffeen frick they seropups;y need to taake fuo course in talking.
Frick Tony.
James is probably ADD or an aspie and needs that kind of structured schedule so he doesn’t tard out.
or maybe his wife is a snake
There was once some guy on Cinemaphile who claimed to be in some way a relation to James. His wife was his cousin, something like that. And that he would see him very occasionally at family get togethers. He claimed James was legitimately, unironically autistic and had various stories of him being an awkward sperg around family.
It's probably bullshit, but I believe it.
I remember that, there was some story about James giving a diaper to his uncle after the uncle made a joke about being scared by fireworks or something.
Internet hearsay but people from cons and such say he's like this.
At any rate he's an awkward dude, maybe somewhere on the spectrum. There were fringe lunatics making weird video tapes in the 90s and a lot of early internet shit was a bit crazy, his old videos have SOVL. Guy just sold out and only has himself to blame.
There's a part in the mckids video where he says something along the lines of
>this game would have been horrible for kids with ADD...like myself
Hard to tell if he was joking or not but I would believe it.
The guy went to a "special" school for seven years.
That episode was actually written by Mike, I wouldn't read anything into that ADD line, probably just for the AVGN character.
its over...
Doesn't he still get millions of views per episode? Sounds far from over.
>Doesn't he still get millions of views per episode?
No. Did you check the recent video? Not even at a million views yet and it has been weeks.
Remember when James made this shitty "horror" video he put all his sweat and heart into, just to get BTFO by a video of Justin showing Mike his fricking Gengar pokemon collection?
Man that must've broken him.
Yeah.
Wait isn't that normal?
What's this saying?
No one cared about his movie, basically.
Well to be fair, the movie now has almost 30k more than the announcement video. The view count of the latest AVGN is telling though. Like, the game is shit, but who the hell knows or cares about that game?
Imagine what he could have accomplished if he'd only had more time.......
Oh God I'd bang that girl. She looks like she'd be fun to have riding my dick
You are fricking pathetic and disgusting. Get some fricking standards, you simping morons.
That's such a good body type
Is there footage of this girl jiggling around? She looks like she'd be exciting to see riding a wiener, black or otherwise. I bet she'd take a spit roast
Why does this guy look like the peanut m&m
Where did the hair go?
time is a cruel mistress
Based, but never ever save an image that big in fricking png. It just bloats up the filesize for no reason.
Sad that he finally dumped Justin and the slobs and now instead of hate watching he just has no one watching.
I miss that big guy.
Why can't we get more Rex Viper kino, bros?
It took him 100 hours to edit this shitty video. The same amount of time it took to do ROB the Robot.
>If you couldn't tell, the snow was CGI
If anyone else said this I'd think they were joking, but with James I just don't know
lol did he say this for real? incredible
The Rex Viper shit was comedy gold and I wish people were more discreet about ripping on it so that they didn't stop doing it
They just did another one a couple weeks ago
For real? I need to listen to the new epic gamerino tunes right now
Absolutely awful. The tone is so muddy.
In yesterday's Vsauce video, he talked about how old people look old because they still mostly dress the way the dressed when they were young. Mike dresses like some kid from the 80s to this day, if it wasn't for his juvenile face genetics, this Gen X motherfricker would look like a fricking outcast in modern society.
Aw man I thought you meant a new music video. I'll accept this though
also kek that fanart rendition of Justin, taking a few hundred pounds of liberties there
>Gengar
Post the image
I hate James so much.
What a fricking manchild.
Is he really playing on the mountains?
I ran into him at Magfest this year.
Did it look like he was slimming down? I know people give him shit for taking time off work to fix his diet, but the shape the guy was in he clearly needed to do that.
Not that I could see. It was in the elevator at that club area. I asked if he was Justin. Yeah. I couldn’t tell if I was bothering him since we were all wearing masks. He did wave and said have a good con when he left.
>I ran into him
You and everyone else there
James is applying some kind of product/thickener to his hair but only for the AVGN videos (just wear a wig if it's part of the character). There's the obvious joke where he gets so angry he tears his remaining hair out, would be pretty cool.
Anyone remember which J&MM it was when Mike asked if he'd-if he'd...do the full Picard?
I remember Super Baldy Kart or whatever. That was one where they were talking about James' hair.
Scenes childless virgins will never understand general?
Is that the video where he low-key insulted "mean trolls" for making fun of his moronic setup and filming techniques, and then proceeded to highlight his UTTERLY moronic setup and filming techniques?
Man when that video came out, that was a glorious night on Cinemaphile.
Probably. I never watched it. Can't bring myself to see the absolute state of James in 202X.
Yeah it sounds like the Gengar guy is active on that Cinemassacre Truth Reddit, and might have convinced James to 'set the record straight'.
"There were THREE camera angles in the last episode!"
Frick dude, remember when you were doing this as a goofy college student doing all sorts of wacky shit? We expect more because of YOU.
Never forget the ceiling-installed boomlight.
M-muh kids!
Why does he look like he wants to shoot up the mall here?
Would James be willing to participate in one of those Youtuber boxing matches? Who would he fight?
Bootsie.
anyone else watch the old avgn vdieos and larp as a 10 year old wishing you were back in 2006?
Did Jamesy actually wrote this part of the script as well?
No, his wife did. She got top writing credit over him.
I think he just grew up watching Spielberg type movies but doesn't understand how to make them.
One of his videos is called "Nostalgia, and what it means to me." Never going to watch it but I suspect I already get the idea.
C U C K E D
BOI-OI-OI-OING!
BOI-OI-OI-OING!
AWOOGA!
Cinemassacre may have gone downhill but the new theme song slaps
BANG-A-LANG!
Get the frick off my property!!!!
Those better not be MY apples!
Bores 'n' Doors was pure kino.
>you lived to see the day Cinemaphile became so contrarian they actually root for Chris fricking Bores
I'm getting too old for this board.
For some reason I wanna relive the heyday of Mineycrafta again, it was just comforting seing Gadget's face plastered all over both Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
And I genuinely miss the gorilla punch meme. It died too soon, it always made me feel so good.
Japanese Mineycrafta dub is kino
This is my first time watching this video, it's great. Doesn't really explain why it's been referenced to much all these years though.
Frick off tourist Chris was always /ourguy/
The real redpill is enjoying his ghost hunting shit
>contrarian
What, why? Irate Gamer was always a good show, and the guy hasn't done anything terrible that would warrant him being automatically labelled a bad dude.
>the guy hasn't done anything terrible that would warrant him being automatically labelled a bad dude.
Lol you fricking moron.
He literally stole someones entire show concept, used actual footage from the show he stole, went on to get partnered with youtube BEFORE the original person did
Dudes a piece of shit.
Also I hate his voice and his content
imagine thinking this like it's still 2009
>time makes contrarianism somehow less obnoxious
You're backpeddling.
James Rolfe is the real piece of shit
How shall we deal with this fricking bum?
20 inch black bull dick to the recktum while rolfe watches and gets off to it
>look mom, I like le cheap knock off "bad on purpose" thing! I'm so antagonistic 🙂
Third Rate Gamer was my personal jam back in the day
It's 5:45 and I got 5.45
Gotta catch 'em all, POKEMON!
I used to see Mike around in Old City / Center City. Do they all live in Philly area?
I think so.
Boy that was a moronic fricking hypetrain trend that went away without any cultural impact.
S O U L
Shit, now I remember going into gametrailers.com to see his new episodes or rewatch older ones. Up until street fighter 2010. Good times
>Why am I here...
>RLMbros save me...
I wish mr maclunkin would return on rlm show again.
What happened to Justin?
obesity
back to your fricking subreddit
These threads aren't entertaining anymore cuz there's no cringe content. Last year was really fun.
It's all cringe content. Just boring and James is still a lazy fricking shmuck.
Erin is proof of 'just don't be fat' for women
>early 2010's
>mike is regarded as a trainwreck
>early 2020's
>mike is regarded as the one with his dignity intact
Mike won
Link to the video, please? And maybe a time stamp.
Remember when he rewrote the kill bill script and turned it into a generic action movie? I will never forget.
Hourly reddit tourist thread? Sign me up Scotty!
>Hourly reddit tourist thread? Sign me up Scotty!
>going into threads you don't like/know nothing about to shit it up with your idiocy.
nice selfie homosexual
moron.
i hate gen x
why
they're better than the generation before and after
hell yea dude!
>continues to drink
Wrong on so many levels. Gen X is composed entirely of manchild plebbitor types, boomers may have been morons but the damage they did could have still been undone if Gen X weren’t all consoomer sodabrains
You must be joking, boomers are the worst, but gen x licked their butts and worship them
Which ones do you remember bros?
Game Dude's schizo arc was pure kino
Truly he was one of a kind.
What ratings did James give himself for this masterpiece of cinema? Please provide it both with a star rating and also with a number rating, as James did on his old website where he rated his own movies
One day we will found out where that guy is. It's amazing that he's completely dropped disappeared where the only clue is maybe he lives in Hong Kong now
Imagine if we found out he was just planning a brand new Game Dude video this entire time
>Chibinekodemyx
That guy's only really known for "I really prefer if you'd be quiet" and " I like that jump"
Chibi is known for a lot more than that.
Yes, to kiwifarms autistes like you (or me) he is, but to the general public he only has two highlights.
>IT SUCKS AND FRICKS IT FRICK AND SUCKS
How did he know?
It was a reference because this was five years after that episode premiered. Jimmy was ahead of the curve.
Beans make you fart
These two morons would have made so much money if they transitioned to live streaming James and mike mondays on twitch early on.
Imagine all the subs and donations for this moron.
James should've transitioned the AVGN character into livestreaming, like a Dr Disrespect for retro games. The angry review format he's doing now is so dead and tired.
>James should've transitioned the AVGN character into livestreaming
See the problem with that is that James isn't exactly a comedic person, and he certainly can't work well under stress. All his "humor" comes from fecal swearing "pee pee caca lol diarrhea ass shit haha like a big brown log o' shit!". Plus he isn't spontaneous, which is a pretty big deal breaker for any form of live entertainment.
Face it, James is best when he just talks about games or movies in a retrospective way, as sodabrained as most of his opinions are anyway. But he lost even that spark, so James should just seriously retire for good. There's barely anything worthwhile about him anymore.
>All his "humor" comes from fecal swearing "pee pee caca lol diarrhea ass shit haha like a big brown log o' shit!".
Kino
That's a longwinded way of saying "jamesy is a brainlet".
>pee pee caca lol diarrhea ass shit haha like a big brown log o' shit!
That's because he's special ed. Have you noticed that genuinely stupid and moronic people fricking love talking about feces?
All he has to do is sit there and read chat donations in his AVGN costume. The fanboys will donate shitloads just for this. Literally a wasted money making machine
Or he could just start a patreon. He literally has millions of dumb simps who'd gladly donate to it, like Spoony, these NPCs would still give him money even if he never release another video in his life, but Jimmy's too moronic for that. He doesn't like livestreaming either for numerous reasons, not least of which is his weird anxiety.
Rolfe could have done so much better. Why he ended up with her?
What was he thinking when he chose a Black person ape to be the protagonist of his movie?
Not even israelites are this bold.
Only anglos are. Does that mean...
His wife is such a dumb b***h that she set her own husband and provider up to fail with her leftie mind aids.
the Newt poster has ruined these threads for me
For me, it's mike's 10 inch wiener
Is Bootsy still around?
He's doing the music on the Santa Florida movie that Newt is making
Who the frick is Newt and why should I care
Newt lives
The guy that ended Monster Madness forever.
Why does James make looking after kids sound like an impossible task for 2 adults - 1 that has no job and the other who works from home? It's bizarre, I've never known any parents who make raising kids sound as daunting as he does.
>2 adults
His wife is a fat tattooed feminist harpy, she doesn't take care of the kids.
They're both COVID homosexual vaxxed NPCS who won't grocery shop
You trooners are so fricking weird, you see like 0.2% of someones life and extrapolate it in the most detailed and bizzare ways.
>this thread is still up
I thought Cinemassacre was "off topic".
It depends on if the janny has dilated or not.