>60 years old. >smoker. >drinker. >eats like a pig

>60 years old
>smoker
>drinker
>eats like a pig
how

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he has a cute hole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day homosexual scum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's your problem?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals should be publicly executed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay board

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still exercises and eats well, always been lean. But of course he has elite genetics as well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if he has anything shitty genetically that isn't completely apparent from appearances. like maybe he can only poop tiny cubes and stuff. we all have things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is definitely something horribly wrong with him, probably in the sexxo area. We should all feel better about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly no. Goop confirmed he's a better lover than Batfleck, even though Batfleck was better on a "technical level"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *sighs* here we go again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is definitely something horribly wrong with him, probably in the sexxo area. We should all feel better about it.

        Sadly no. Goop confirmed he's a better lover than Batfleck, even though Batfleck was better on a "technical level"

        Why are you such homosexuals?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elite genetics
      >genetic deadend
      Chad phenotypes will die out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works. A chadly couple could have ugly kids, and as is the case with Brad, an average looking couple can have handsome children.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the possibility of these things happening doesnt make them the most likely outcome. The fact is that ugly people tend to have ugly kids and attractive people attractive kids.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elite genetics
      based....okie genetics?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Them tornadoes make it so only the fittest survive.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all those can still keep one nourished but really it's bone structure + working out + probably on skincare regiment like retinoids + good genes

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to style my hair like that but I have no idea how that's done

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know but I don't have hair anymore so I'm not telling.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You meanie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like an escaped mental patient or unemployed drug addict when I try to wear my hair messy. Being ugly is a curse, I have to put in effort just to not be grotesque or creepy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Short scruffy hair is easier to pull off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to it. I used to wear it like that with a light dab of Crew cream and just mess and spike my hair up a bit. Or anything like that. Just not gel or whatever hardens too much.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He really lives a charmed life. More than other actors. Had great breakout roles and kept it up without doing too much stupid shit..even if it wasn't all great.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna need someone to enhance the sigil on the ring for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the NAMBLA logo.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he almost certainly eats well and has a trainer, there's no way he looks like he does at his age without work and hgh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's often spotted getting goyslop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half of my diet consists of goyslop fast food and I've smoked since I was 16 and I also look like a chad.
        Literally just have good genetics it's that simple folks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you exercise?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah a bit of calisthenics. Not as consistently as I should though. But body type is basically Brad in Fight Club.

            I'm a good weight at least. I don't gorge on goyslop though.. but I don't avoid it completely.

            I know it's bad for me so I try to compensate with the rest of my diet being healthy but that's primarily so I don't get clogged pores. I'm physically incapable of getting fat.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pores
              arteries* freudian slip

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a MXoomer who still thinks he looks good. Delusion is strong with those who live their lives through commercials and kino.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course I'm not a zoomer, I'm more self aware than that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a good weight at least. I don't gorge on goyslop though.. but I don't avoid it completely.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 20
          It’ll catch up with you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you burn more than you consoom, you'll still gain a net positive

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's gotten work done like most actors

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me but I'm 28(:

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money
    Drugs
    Surgery

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid the sun (and / or use sunblocker) and never get fat. Congrats, you stopped aging.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like having an action figure and never taking it out of the box. Except the action figure increases in value.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre right getting fat is fun. homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have fun staying inside and looking 70 when your eighty.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did u miss the sunblock part, moron? Have fun shopping in a scooter.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Leaner than you are. My body tells the story of my life. I've made love to over 5 women. What have you done with your life?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plastic surgery, genetics, and low bf%
    Life begins at 12%

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good tolerance for carbs some people just have that and others get fat on a single slice of bread

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Derek did a video on him and basically concluded that Pitt's greatest advantage is his ability to stay very lean. People that can maintain a lean bodyfat their whole lives will age better.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably doesn’t drink or eat as much as you think he does.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my guess is genetics + exercise
    My dad is the same, minus the smoking and he's hitting 70 soon

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called TRT.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He seems like a cool guy. Happy for him.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    braddu pittu

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome, unironically.

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