God, plz keep this up just a little more. I want Dark world to have more ratings than this. Imagine Marvels face.
It’s like hoping for your favourite team to win at finals:)
it looks like a legitimately bad film. ebin GORR LE GOD BUTCHER but it looks so fricking light-hearted and cringe. I hope it legit does worse critically than dark world like
says.
>Why do people still watch this shit?
Because of the current zeitgeist of shit-tasting zoomers & millennials + Disney having a stranglehold on the market (which is in a current decline). The standards have become abysmally lower than ever.
You can't trust Taika Memeiti to direct shit unless he's surrounded by 5 writers and staff that have to hold him back from going full morono. Jojo Rabbit was a fluke primarily because WW2 and Hitler are such worn out tropes that you can do whatever silly shit you want with them and people will just eat it and watch it
I went to see who wrote this, it wasn’t just Waititi. It was Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, I look her up and she’s got literally nothing written. Why would you give your billion dollar franchise movies a writer who hasn’t proven themselves? Disney needs to start caring or the MCU will collapse on itself
If Critics hate it that means it's probably good. Critics are the loser journalism majors that got rejected from the New York Times. Their opinions are hot ass.
God, plz keep this up just a little more. I want Dark world to have more ratings than this. Imagine Marvels face.
It’s like hoping for your favourite team to win at finals:)
it looks like a legitimately bad film. ebin GORR LE GOD BUTCHER but it looks so fricking light-hearted and cringe. I hope it legit does worse critically than dark world like
says.
What did they mean by this?
Paid shills of the lowest common denominator. They always says this about nearly every MCU film ever during early screenings.
>one of the best marvel movies yet
That’s when you can tell someone is lying
And I already bought tickets because otherwise I wouldn't be able to get a screening on Sunday. FML holy shit.
Is this it?
Is this the film that'll finally expose Taika as a hack to the normies?
One only has to watch this clip to realize how truly shit it is.
>Superheroes are... le ironic and silly!
Why do people still watch this shit?
>Why do people still watch this shit?
Because of the current zeitgeist of shit-tasting zoomers & millennials + Disney having a stranglehold on the market (which is in a current decline). The standards have become abysmally lower than ever.
Did she just blast through the ceiling in that first clip? Where the frick did she go?
>white blonde main character with blue eyes?!?
>why wasn't this movie called jane or valkyrie?!?
>#cancelthor #cancelmen
Because Valkyrie is a negress, last I checked. How's that for le heckin' subversion?
Unrelated, but we're back in the 5 digit captcha timeline.
Her name is King Valkyrie you chud
Ironically it is that. They gave low ratings to Eternals because it was starring a WMAF couple, a notorious alt-right fetish!
society is healing
So are the marvel movies getting worst or are they more rated accurately now?
You can't trust Taika Memeiti to direct shit unless he's surrounded by 5 writers and staff that have to hold him back from going full morono. Jojo Rabbit was a fluke primarily because WW2 and Hitler are such worn out tropes that you can do whatever silly shit you want with them and people will just eat it and watch it
>was a fluke primarily because
It was mostly based on a novel.
I went to see who wrote this, it wasn’t just Waititi. It was Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, I look her up and she’s got literally nothing written. Why would you give your billion dollar franchise movies a writer who hasn’t proven themselves? Disney needs to start caring or the MCU will collapse on itself
>Jennifer Kaytin Robinson
you know why...
Always saddens me seeing such good jawline genes wasted on some ugly roasties
>or the MCU will collapse on itself
maybe disney SHOULDN'T care, you know?
Is this the piece of shit Amber heard was acting in or what am i missing?
aquaman 2
>Taiki is now free to make that Akira film
God , help us
No please no. Don't let mutts ruin another franchise
>even the positive reviews read like negative reviews
the tomatometer is silly anyone because middling reviews will likely be sorted as positive instead of basically neutral
This is why out of 5 ratings are awful. needs to at least be out of 10. Gave it a 70% and its still "fresh".
>obsessed with Guns N Roses needle drops
I bet Disney got a package deal where they were allowed to use multiple GNR songs for a reduced rate.
Thats still 67% too high for capeshit
yes, the movies is shit, yes it will do 1.2B too.
>Portman in first two Thor movies, generally panned
>kicked from third one, massive success
>returns for her third movie
>turns to shit
Hmmm
If Critics hate it that means it's probably good. Critics are the loser journalism majors that got rejected from the New York Times. Their opinions are hot ass.
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Shame. I loved Ragnarok. I detest guns and roses.