>6ft2 250lbs Special Forces Veteran after barely defeating a Predator who took out a whole spec ops team armed to the teeth

>6ft2 250lbs Special Forces Veteran after barely defeating a Predator who took out a whole spec ops team armed to the teeth

>5ft6 teenage girl who lernend how to hunt rabbits like 2 days ago after finishing a Predator

Makes sense

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Veterans are unironically crying whinos so it makes sense canonically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only children who've watched too many superhero slop think that veterans are some sort of superhumans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'd kill myself too if I managed to survive a war just to go back home to a country where I'm supposed to let my kid get fingered by trannies and with feral Black folk with no-cop cheatcodes.
      Btw your graphic starts at 05 and the movie takes place in the 80s or so.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeing combat and "veteran" suicide rates are completely unrelated so the idea that PTSD causes suicides is fricking nonsense

      thank you for your cervix to some black guy who spent his tour in hawaii as a chef....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeing combat and "veteran" suicide rates are completely unrelated so the idea that PTSD causes suicides is fricking nonsense

      thank you for your cervix to some black guy who spent his tour in hawaii as a chef....

      they just needed to get blooded, jarhead got it 100% right

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but women>men, you fricking chud!
    #ForceisFemale

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prey really did fricking suck.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prey is low-effort fanfic. Literally youtube-tier.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pred she killed was clearly moronic did you see its face?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick can studios look at this and think its ok? How much more expensive can practice effects be?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Soldier who is fumbling his way into making traps and camouflage against the Predator
    >Girl who has been training for years to make traps and camouflage that conveniently also works well on the Predator.
    You're just b***hing about being moronic. If I had the tantruming basedjack gif, I'd post it right now.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Predator is one of the only franchises were it actually makes sense

    Whether you're a 250lb bodybuilder or a 100lb woman, you're equally fricked against a 9 foot tall alien

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women cant open a jar of pickles.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would RL comanche had any chance ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Against a predator playing by the rules? Yeah, probably. The first movie was before they established the honor thing so they retconned the OG predator as being a cheating ass b***h. Predators will fight their pray on even footing, so he'd only use melee and thrown weapons. The comanche were masterful ambush fighters, and that seems to be the best way to deal with a predator.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Predators will fight their pray on even footing
        What absolute garbage.
        >The comanche were masterful ambush fighters
        Who got fricking wrecked by white men.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't look up the director's ethnicity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (early life) again?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people were a lot stronger and tougher back in the olden days. your average native tribesperson would massacre the toughest modern soldier in CQC

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the predator in prey was a teenage dumbass. this is all clearly outlined in the movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron, the predator in prey was a teenager, didn't even have a kill to his name yet. That's why u see he killed and kept those snake and wolf and bear skull. And the girl's brother was the one who fought the predator head on, if it weren't for the high tech toys he could have killed it too.
    The predator who fought arnold was a seasoned veteran

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes sense
    don't care, she cute. simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you telling me we can't get a cute girl who can also act for the part? Are you sitting there, on your chair, telling me we can't do that?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your problem. She is obviously more badass than him. Case closed. Women win again. It's only a shock if you are a misogynist.

    #iamwithher#womenmovemouintains#loveislove#impeach

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Predator 2 was even more nonsensical. A fat, out of shape cop beating a predator in 1-1 combat was ridiculous.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >was even more nonsensical
      No, it wasn't. 44yr old Danny Glover would literally kill that little girl with one punch.
      >bu bu but she's a skilled MMA fighter from her years of berry picking!
      Frick off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha holy frick this is so badly shot. And they are clearly trying to go for something like Old Boy where the main character isn't really a great fighter so their movements aren't fluid. But it just looks like it was really badly choreographed.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly not that bad. She watched many "strong" men (and a bear) fight the fricker 1v1 and get their asses handed to them. The original Predator also highlighted this fact. Even Arnold himself couldn't face a Predator 1v1. They both had to use strategy over brute strength.

    It's kind of stupid how the Indian men were able to wound the Predator 1v1, then it goes on to defeat and entire camp of French drunkards with guns, traps, and actual strategy.

    Anyway, if it makes you feel better, the ending implies that the Predators came back and fricked her shit up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They both had to use strategy over brute strength.
      Except Dutch's strategy actually makes sense, in the end he wins by pure luck, but his strategy allowed him to improvise. Her strategy makes no sense. It is completely moronic on every level.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no if she managed to kill the predator she is free to go. A worthy one, in their eyes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did they get the gun, then? By Predator logic, that was her trophy.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually like him vs pred that has fought 4 guys, and her vs pred that has fought 10+. The og pred killed most of the ops guys without any fight.

    And in any case she won by outsmarting it, not out fighting it. If course someone who wins by guile will look less beat up than someone who tries punching it to death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her ENTIRE plan relied on the predator FORGETTING how one of his main weapons works. That is not "guile" or "outsmarting" someone, that is shitty writing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is inexperienced. He got lost in the moment. He was just a teen. In another time, he didn't forget and kill her and that was it, and we don't have a movie to watch, duh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't really forget he just figured he could dummy shot her. He had no reason to think the targeting device was intact or in range. It was a showoff pred who liked to frick around with his prey, and for it he found out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homefield advantage
        It seems stupid because it all happened quickly, but the fact is she grew up on the terrain and used it against the Predator.

        >underestimating the females of the species
        The Predator in the movie, and the original, let women go because there was no sport in it. This was explicitly mentioned in the move as her greatest advantage.

        >natural form of stealth
        She somehow found a natural occurring vasodilator that fricked with the Predator's heat vision. Some modern heart meds are derived from natural plants, so it's somewhat believable.

        >The Predator had been wounded many times already
        By the time she fought the Predator, he was pretty fricked up, probably tired from all the slaughtering too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but the fact is she grew up on the terrain and used it against the Predator.
          That has nothing to do with her knowing about the alien weapons and the alien "forgetting" how his own weapons work.
          >Some modern heart meds are derived from natural plants, so it's somewhat believable.
          It's not at all believable, but it's internal logic. It is however irrelevant to how she beats him.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she really Comanche? I think she looks more like a seamonkey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole Comanche angle was laughably utilized anyway. All of them sounded like Californian surfers. The much vaunted "Comanche dubb" had dialogue delivered in a bored monotone. The whole progressive marketing aspect of 'finally authentic Native American heroes!" and they pick the fricking Comanche of all tribes. You can't criticize what the white men did, or even the French in this movie, and then extol the virtues of the fricking Comanche of all people.

      He is inexperienced. He got lost in the moment. He was just a teen. In another time, he didn't forget and kill her and that was it, and we don't have a movie to watch, duh.

      oh poor Trayvonus Martiank, did they show junior high school pictures of him on the news back on the predator home planet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he was unworthy. Weak. Failed to complete his hunt. The predator community thank you, Comanche cutie, for helping us weeding out the weaks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get help dude it's not that serious. If commercials and daytime talk shows really hurt you that much maybe give the screentime a break.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >projecting

          You literally see him collects fricking wolf and little snake skull. Do you think a seasoned veteran would do that? A seasoned hunter probably has a room full of biggest and baddest trophies. fricking wolf and snake skulk are like kindergarten toys to him

          >fricking wolf and snake skulk are like kindergarten toys to him
          oh like these tiny animals skulls the OG predator has on him? He wears kindergarden toys because he's such a badass?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not Earth's animals. Alien creatures. Probably very dangerous in their own way.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not Earth's animals.
              More head-cannon cope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What animals are these?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Midge skulls
                very hard to hunt since they are so tiny

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is her standing like that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're hiking
        >suddenly, a qt3.14 Comanche throws a rubberband hatchet, knocking you out cold with the blunt end
        >you wake up
        >she's looking down at you while mixing various herbs and flower pedals
        >she forces the mixture down your throat
        >you become extremely cold, but also notice an uncontrollable erection
        >you've never been this erect in your entire life
        >she gets on top of you, chanting, riding your enormous wiener
        >you try to lift up, but you're weak and frozen place
        what do?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Finance a sequel.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why you pointing out stats that had nothing to do with how they defeated the pred chud? They both trapped and outsmarted him

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know how seasoned each of the predators they faced were?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arnold's predator was a veteran. Prey's predator was a teenager, and that was his first hunt. You see him collects snake and wolf skull, they were his first ever trophy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prey's predator was a teenager, and that was his first hunt.
        This is your cope head-cannon. You have ZERO evidence for it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally see him collects fricking wolf and little snake skull. Do you think a seasoned veteran would do that? A seasoned hunter probably has a room full of biggest and baddest trophies. fricking wolf and snake skulk are like kindergarten toys to him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally didn't know how his crossbow autotargeting works. There are two instances of him shooting it completely unaware that it's not going to hit because bolt veers off. Lil' homie was moronic or they trained him wrong as a joke.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is utter nonesense that you made up -- If we follow the basic logic, it's that once the Yautja is experienced/bad ass enough to travel to other planets and gimp themselves for a laugh, thats when they do it. Not some fricking earn your stripes type shit venturing the planets, that way some shitter predator would just die and leave on the planet extremely advanced tech.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude what? They always send the youngs to dangerous planes to hunt, a rite of passage. The adult remain keeps watch and clean shit up if necessary. Watch alien vs predator.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Watch alien vs predator.
            lol, and there we have it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake, teenage predators aren't sent on off-world hunts, they're trained in the fighting pits on Planet Predators until they reach maturity. If they pass they become Hunters and if they fail they become thralls and pick up anti-matter in the anti-matter fields.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, yeah? Well, she was cute.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was already quite fricked up by all the other shit that happened before she killed him.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in predator 2 he was defeated by a basic b***h cop
    >but he was a newbie
    it was shown that he can defeat groups of armed bandits and swat without issues, there's no way he would job to a single cop

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol @ the INCELS here still mad over this movie. Cry more losers and have sex.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any "medicine" that makes you stop appearing on thermal vision will cause a cardiac arrest. I don't care what native-spirit bullshit they think they are pulling but that one was more moronic than mud camo.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We already know preds hunt as a rite of passage. We also already know that there are different pred factions who like different kinds of tech and have different values. Earth is one of their designated hunting planets so they visit it fairly regularly. It makes sense for a low tech newbie to be there.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pred in predator was on the level of a professional soldier, the pred in prey was like a kid with a gun. their opponents were appropriate.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prey gets a pass because Amber is qt

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