>6ft2 250lbs Special Forces Veteran after barely defeating a Predator who took out a whole spec ops team armed to the teeth
>5ft6 teenage girl who lernend how to hunt rabbits like 2 days ago after finishing a Predator
Makes sense
>6ft2 250lbs Special Forces Veteran after barely defeating a Predator who took out a whole spec ops team armed to the teeth
Veterans are unironically crying whinos so it makes sense canonically
Only children who've watched too many superhero slop think that veterans are some sort of superhumans
Honestly I'd kill myself too if I managed to survive a war just to go back home to a country where I'm supposed to let my kid get fingered by trannies and with feral Black folk with no-cop cheatcodes.
Btw your graphic starts at 05 and the movie takes place in the 80s or so.
seeing combat and "veteran" suicide rates are completely unrelated so the idea that PTSD causes suicides is fricking nonsense
thank you for your cervix to some black guy who spent his tour in hawaii as a chef....
they just needed to get blooded, jarhead got it 100% right
Sorry, but women>men, you fricking chud!
#ForceisFemale
Prey really did fricking suck.
Prey is low-effort fanfic. Literally youtube-tier.
the pred she killed was clearly moronic did you see its face?
how the frick can studios look at this and think its ok? How much more expensive can practice effects be?
>Soldier who is fumbling his way into making traps and camouflage against the Predator
>Girl who has been training for years to make traps and camouflage that conveniently also works well on the Predator.
You're just b***hing about being moronic. If I had the tantruming basedjack gif, I'd post it right now.
Predator is one of the only franchises were it actually makes sense
Whether you're a 250lb bodybuilder or a 100lb woman, you're equally fricked against a 9 foot tall alien
women cant open a jar of pickles.
Would RL comanche had any chance ?
Against a predator playing by the rules? Yeah, probably. The first movie was before they established the honor thing so they retconned the OG predator as being a cheating ass b***h. Predators will fight their pray on even footing, so he'd only use melee and thrown weapons. The comanche were masterful ambush fighters, and that seems to be the best way to deal with a predator.
>Predators will fight their pray on even footing
What absolute garbage.
>The comanche were masterful ambush fighters
Who got fricking wrecked by white men.
Don't look up the director's ethnicity
(early life) again?
people were a lot stronger and tougher back in the olden days. your average native tribesperson would massacre the toughest modern soldier in CQC
the predator in prey was a teenage dumbass. this is all clearly outlined in the movie.
It is?
moron, the predator in prey was a teenager, didn't even have a kill to his name yet. That's why u see he killed and kept those snake and wolf and bear skull. And the girl's brother was the one who fought the predator head on, if it weren't for the high tech toys he could have killed it too.
The predator who fought arnold was a seasoned veteran
>Makes sense
don't care, she cute. simple as.
Are you telling me we can't get a cute girl who can also act for the part? Are you sitting there, on your chair, telling me we can't do that?
What's your problem. She is obviously more badass than him. Case closed. Women win again. It's only a shock if you are a misogynist.
#iamwithher#womenmovemouintains#loveislove#impeach
Predator 2 was even more nonsensical. A fat, out of shape cop beating a predator in 1-1 combat was ridiculous.
>was even more nonsensical
No, it wasn't. 44yr old Danny Glover would literally kill that little girl with one punch.
>bu bu but she's a skilled MMA fighter from her years of berry picking!
Frick off.
Hahaha holy frick this is so badly shot. And they are clearly trying to go for something like Old Boy where the main character isn't really a great fighter so their movements aren't fluid. But it just looks like it was really badly choreographed.
It's honestly not that bad. She watched many "strong" men (and a bear) fight the fricker 1v1 and get their asses handed to them. The original Predator also highlighted this fact. Even Arnold himself couldn't face a Predator 1v1. They both had to use strategy over brute strength.
It's kind of stupid how the Indian men were able to wound the Predator 1v1, then it goes on to defeat and entire camp of French drunkards with guns, traps, and actual strategy.
Anyway, if it makes you feel better, the ending implies that the Predators came back and fricked her shit up.
>They both had to use strategy over brute strength.
Except Dutch's strategy actually makes sense, in the end he wins by pure luck, but his strategy allowed him to improvise. Her strategy makes no sense. It is completely moronic on every level.
Lol no if she managed to kill the predator she is free to go. A worthy one, in their eyes.
How did they get the gun, then? By Predator logic, that was her trophy.
It's actually like him vs pred that has fought 4 guys, and her vs pred that has fought 10+. The og pred killed most of the ops guys without any fight.
And in any case she won by outsmarting it, not out fighting it. If course someone who wins by guile will look less beat up than someone who tries punching it to death.
Her ENTIRE plan relied on the predator FORGETTING how one of his main weapons works. That is not "guile" or "outsmarting" someone, that is shitty writing.
He is inexperienced. He got lost in the moment. He was just a teen. In another time, he didn't forget and kill her and that was it, and we don't have a movie to watch, duh.
He didn't really forget he just figured he could dummy shot her. He had no reason to think the targeting device was intact or in range. It was a showoff pred who liked to frick around with his prey, and for it he found out.
>homefield advantage
It seems stupid because it all happened quickly, but the fact is she grew up on the terrain and used it against the Predator.
>underestimating the females of the species
The Predator in the movie, and the original, let women go because there was no sport in it. This was explicitly mentioned in the move as her greatest advantage.
>natural form of stealth
She somehow found a natural occurring vasodilator that fricked with the Predator's heat vision. Some modern heart meds are derived from natural plants, so it's somewhat believable.
>The Predator had been wounded many times already
By the time she fought the Predator, he was pretty fricked up, probably tired from all the slaughtering too.
>but the fact is she grew up on the terrain and used it against the Predator.
That has nothing to do with her knowing about the alien weapons and the alien "forgetting" how his own weapons work.
>Some modern heart meds are derived from natural plants, so it's somewhat believable.
It's not at all believable, but it's internal logic. It is however irrelevant to how she beats him.
Is she really Comanche? I think she looks more like a seamonkey.
The whole Comanche angle was laughably utilized anyway. All of them sounded like Californian surfers. The much vaunted "Comanche dubb" had dialogue delivered in a bored monotone. The whole progressive marketing aspect of 'finally authentic Native American heroes!" and they pick the fricking Comanche of all tribes. You can't criticize what the white men did, or even the French in this movie, and then extol the virtues of the fricking Comanche of all people.
oh poor Trayvonus Martiank, did they show junior high school pictures of him on the news back on the predator home planet?
No he was unworthy. Weak. Failed to complete his hunt. The predator community thank you, Comanche cutie, for helping us weeding out the weaks
Get help dude it's not that serious. If commercials and daytime talk shows really hurt you that much maybe give the screentime a break.
>projecting
>fricking wolf and snake skulk are like kindergarten toys to him
oh like these tiny animals skulls the OG predator has on him? He wears kindergarden toys because he's such a badass?
Not Earth's animals. Alien creatures. Probably very dangerous in their own way.
>Not Earth's animals.
More head-cannon cope.
What animals are these?
Midge skulls
very hard to hunt since they are so tiny
Why is her standing like that?
>you're hiking
>suddenly, a qt3.14 Comanche throws a rubberband hatchet, knocking you out cold with the blunt end
>you wake up
>she's looking down at you while mixing various herbs and flower pedals
>she forces the mixture down your throat
>you become extremely cold, but also notice an uncontrollable erection
>you've never been this erect in your entire life
>she gets on top of you, chanting, riding your enormous wiener
>you try to lift up, but you're weak and frozen place
what do?
Finance a sequel.
why you pointing out stats that had nothing to do with how they defeated the pred chud? They both trapped and outsmarted him
Do we know how seasoned each of the predators they faced were?
Arnold's predator was a veteran. Prey's predator was a teenager, and that was his first hunt. You see him collects snake and wolf skull, they were his first ever trophy
>Prey's predator was a teenager, and that was his first hunt.
This is your cope head-cannon. You have ZERO evidence for it.
You literally see him collects fricking wolf and little snake skull. Do you think a seasoned veteran would do that? A seasoned hunter probably has a room full of biggest and baddest trophies. fricking wolf and snake skulk are like kindergarten toys to him
He literally didn't know how his crossbow autotargeting works. There are two instances of him shooting it completely unaware that it's not going to hit because bolt veers off. Lil' homie was moronic or they trained him wrong as a joke.
This is utter nonesense that you made up -- If we follow the basic logic, it's that once the Yautja is experienced/bad ass enough to travel to other planets and gimp themselves for a laugh, thats when they do it. Not some fricking earn your stripes type shit venturing the planets, that way some shitter predator would just die and leave on the planet extremely advanced tech.
Dude what? They always send the youngs to dangerous planes to hunt, a rite of passage. The adult remain keeps watch and clean shit up if necessary. Watch alien vs predator.
>Watch alien vs predator.
lol, and there we have it.
Fake, teenage predators aren't sent on off-world hunts, they're trained in the fighting pits on Planet Predators until they reach maturity. If they pass they become Hunters and if they fail they become thralls and pick up anti-matter in the anti-matter fields.
Oh, yeah? Well, she was cute.
He was already quite fricked up by all the other shit that happened before she killed him.
in predator 2 he was defeated by a basic b***h cop
>but he was a newbie
it was shown that he can defeat groups of armed bandits and swat without issues, there's no way he would job to a single cop
Lol @ the INCELS here still mad over this movie. Cry more losers and have sex.
Any "medicine" that makes you stop appearing on thermal vision will cause a cardiac arrest. I don't care what native-spirit bullshit they think they are pulling but that one was more moronic than mud camo.
We already know preds hunt as a rite of passage. We also already know that there are different pred factions who like different kinds of tech and have different values. Earth is one of their designated hunting planets so they visit it fairly regularly. It makes sense for a low tech newbie to be there.
the pred in predator was on the level of a professional soldier, the pred in prey was like a kid with a gun. their opponents were appropriate.
Prey gets a pass because Amber is qt