>The.Blackening.2022.2160p.WEB.H265-SLOT
>The.Blackening.2022.2160p.WEB.H265-SLOT
>The.Blackening.2022.2160p.WEB.H265-SLOT
>The.Blackening.2022.2160p.WEB.H265-SLOT
>The.Blackening.2022.2160p.WEB.H265-SLOT
>The Blackening centers around a group of Black friends who reunite for a Juneteenth weekend getaway only to find themselves trapped in a remote cabin with a twisted killer. Forced to play by his rules, the friends soon realize this ain't no motherfu**in' game. Directed by Tim Story (Ride Along, Think Like A Man, Barbershop) and co-written by Tracy Oliver (Girls Trip, Harlem) and Dewayne Perkins (The Amber Ruffin Show, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), The Blackening skewers genre tropes and poses the sardonic question: if the entire cast of a horror movie is Black, who dies first?
IS THE KILLER A WHITE MAN?
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a trope that was never even real in the first place.
muh blackenin
b-but scary movie told me so!!
It happened in Doom Asylum.
But didn’t happen in billions of other horror movies with blacks in them which is the point
>blacks
Millions of us are ready to flat out remove them.
this. empowering black voices has only reminded everyone that 98% of them are worthless apes with nothing of value to add to anything,
why can't blacks make normal movies
>it''s actually them killing each other while blaming a non-existent white killer
I'd watch that
>>it''s actually them killing each other while blaming a non-existent white killer
That would actually be clever.
Too sardonic for modern audiences.
>it''s actually them killing each other while blaming a non-existent white killer
So Tucker & Dale vs. Evil but with black people?
yep, The Dumb b***h Stacey and butthole Chad usually die first since they go frick in the woods.
Black/Stoner character is usually kept around until the 3rd-2nd last as comic relief.
>The Dumb b***h Stacey
Another trope that was never actually real.
I watched a final destination movie with a buddy where we remember the black guy hadn't died and the movie was pretty well over, then immediately after saying that a fricking airplane fell out of the sky and crushed him.
Evolution was a fun movie, and that was a good scene, but it really did a number on the collective unconscious
Better challenge: can you name a movie where the black guy actually dies first?
I’ll start: Scream 2 (if it really counts in a movie focused ON horror tropes)
Jurassic Park
Nedry died first.
It happened in the first transformers movie. The black voice actor who was the first transformer to die joked about it in the behind the scenes.
I figured this was in reference to how the VA for Jazz died during the animated transformers production so they couldn't use the character so they didn't completely write out Jazz but retired the character in the first film.
Why do racists live in denial?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackDudeDiesFirst
mmm seethe harder for me Black person
So Gremlins is the only notable classic film in that entire list that actually fits the trope?
You didn't read any of that before you posted it did you?
He's black, of course he didn't read.
Anaconda
>only blacks die
CANCELLED
It's an all black movie but the phrase "white people" is probably mentioned countless times
What would they do if they didn't mention us all day? Not complain?
I just said the same thing to my black friend.
t. Black
Looks kino
Nah but you want them to mention whitoids, always seeking Black validation
Handcrafted for BBC
Rent free in the minds of wypipo since your ancestors made you slaves. You know this is true, just as this movie cannot, and I say this again CANNOT conduct itself without mentioning how hard they have it and how it’s yt’s fault.
Any other “rationale” is the purest of cope.
Predicting that over half of them will die first simultaneously.
Like in a hood?
not diverse enough, won't watch
Every one of them looks like a criminal.
This movie looks woke and godless. Please consider seeing Sound of Freedom in theaters instead
Americans: Stop worshipping black people for five seconds challenge.
Non Americans: Frick off
American culture is centered around
Low budget blaxploitation stuff like this has existed for ages.
The difference is that it used to be recognized as trash but ever since Get Out white liberals have been praising this sort of thing as "subversive" or whatever else makes it sound really smart.
I had hopes this might be a fun movie, old school black comedy like the wayans movies, but I just read the wikipedia summary and it looks like it isnt, and worst of all, it commits the biggest possible in a horror movie, like most modern horror flicks, no one fricking dies because god forbids people dying in a horror movie
>like most modern horror flicks
You're so fricking wrong.
no, I am not. only modern movie ballsy enough to kill off MAIN characters was fricking bodies bodies bodies
I could have predicted that ‘twist’ when i saw the tagline
>cowriter of Girls Trip
piss kino inc
Can't believe I actually downloaded this
>Can't believe I actually downloaded this
you all will
I don't think so. I downloaded it because I'm black and I was curious just how shit it was, and it was even worse than I expected. I should've turned it off as soon as I saw Jay Pharaoh.
>ctrl-f
>"box office"
>0 results
Wow. OP sets them up, Cinemaphile stares at them with an open maw.
Black people wish I was as evil as they think. Then they could justify their entitled behavior.
The only true black horror is one segment in Tales from the Hood where that guy in the prison is shown black-on-black crime to try to rehabilitate him of his ways. Much more visceral horror than the made up ones. There were some other okay ones in some of the Tales of the Hood episodes but this one was the best of the bunch.
Snoop Doggs Hood of Horror has some kino in it.
Wow, seven basketball americans on screen at all times? How could I not watch!
>juneteenth
lmfao
https://youtu.be/K_0ljrFYE5E?t=294
>AW HELL NAW
I would watch it but only if you guys hosted a watch party
No way I'm watching this alone without chat
You guys would HATE this, but you're going to hate Joy Ride even more.
Anytime anyone says "blacks always die first in horror movies" I always challenge them on it. Name fricking one. They never can. Fricking morons.
Scream 2.
I’m not sure you can count any tropes in scream though, considering it’s entirely self aware.
>Anytime anyone says "blacks always die first in horror movies" I always challenge them on it. Name fricking one. They never can. Fricking morons.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackDudeDiesFirst
https://atlantablackstar.com/2014/10/22/12-blockbuster-movies-where-the-black-person-dies-first/
https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/a-christmas-story/6-movies-that-went-way-out-of-their-way-to-kill-th
https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/uaj0dp/movies_where_the_black_guy_dies_first/
Now make a list where a white person dies first.
Most of those aren't even slasher movies.
Yeah, they use fricking Christmas Story, 300, and Stealth as examples, kek.
And if you actually read the reddit page he linked it's them mostly admitting that it isn't black character dies first, it's black character doesn't survive to the end... JUST LIKE THE OTHER 90% OF THE CAST OF A HORROR MOVIE
the nerdy black hired two rednecks to kill off all the other characters as revenge for them forcing him to get drunk at a party after which he ran over a woman and got sent to jail for four years. The group kills the two rednecks and then throw the nerdy guy down a well.
I’m pretty sure by this point the trope has referenced in dialogue far more than it’s actually happened.
>300
>Red Dawn
>The Bucket List (literally the only death in the film)
>The Other Guys
>A Christmas Story
>X-Men First Class
>Enter the Dragon
>Stargate
>American Psycho
>Bumblebee
>Deadpool 2 killing Chinese gangsters somehow counts
So this is why horror movies have the black guy die first.
Most of the reddit thread is talking about the immediate goalpost shift of "well it's more that they always die at some point" which is such a cope.
According to TvTropes, this is the full list of Black Guys Die First in horror films:
>Aliens
>AvP Requiem
>Alone in the Dark
>The Babysitter
>Bloodthirsty
>Christine
>Daylight's End
>Dead Air
>Dr. Giggles
>The Ghoul (1933)
>Great White
>Gremlins
>The Killer Shrews
>Killer Workout
>Kingdom of the Spiders
>Midsommar
>Monster Party
>The Monster Squad
>New Year's Evil
>Psychos
>Queen of the Damned
>A Quiet Place 2
>Resident Evil Extinction
>Scream 2
>The Shining
>Slaughter High
>Sleepy Hollow High
>Spider Baby
>Ticks
>Varsity Blood
How many of these have you even heard of? How many of these are old enough to count towards the creation of the trope?
Christine, Maximum Overdrive, Spider Baby and The Shining count towards the creation of the trope.
3 of those are King stories and when compared to the rest of Kings stories the trope falls apart because King is very fair at giving black characters good roles.
Thanks to this thread im getting the feeling this trope exists entirely because of the shining
Just black audiences loving the movie and then halloran dying and them going "aw HELL naw, I NOO dat muhfricka wannunt gunna make it to da en"
probably same thing happening during Night of the Living Dead, and those being the only two horror movies they ever saw, so that makes it "all" horror movies. And of course instead of correcting them, we propagated that the nonsense they had concluded upon was reality
A black guy does not die first in Aliens.
The first deaths in Midsommar are the two white parents and the white sister of the protagonist. Also I'm pretty sure the two old people who jump off a cliff die before any of the students too.
There are 3 horror films among all these links, the rest are just random movies.
This is a shitty list. It has non horror movies and stuff like Aliens and the Shining don't really count because the insinuation is that the black person is killed first because of racial biases. Aliens has a black guy in a leadership position leading the entire mission, he has to die for shit to hit the fan and Aliens is sandwiched between 2 films where the black guy died at the end. It's also debatable if Aliens is even a horror movie. The Shining only has 4 characters, you either kill the help or you kill the mother. It is absolutely not what this trope implies.
So yeah you got me, you named more than one but the list is still shit and does not prove that this ever was a prevalent trope in horror. If this trope really existed in horror people would easily be able to list a bunch of movies with it not give a list of paper thin examples like 300? A horror movie? Come on Anon.
Ash is a goddamn robot.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Ash doesn't die first and is not black lol.
How do I reach these kids.
They also pad out the list by including anyone considered a minority, like Asians. Even blink-and-you'll-miss-it shit like a black soldier already dead on the battleground in Terminator: Salvation. Really fricking reaching with a bunch of the entries.
Saved
>Okay, now cross reference with every movie ever made and let's see those per capitas.
>tvtropes page
>nearly every line says subverted, lampshaded, didn't happen but...
>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackDudeDiesFirst
Holy frick, they started listing any film were ANY non-white or mixed race dies first or specifying that "IMPORTANT" character because some white guy dies first doesn't actually matter so actually black guy dies first. This is really fricking forced meme
The list lies because it lists any black person dying as “the black dies first”.
there is always some angry nog or SJw reporting you so you get banned for racism.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY BAN ME?! YOU MEAN I CANT POST ANYMORE UNTIL I RESET MY ROUTER?! OH HOLY MOLY WHAT IS THIS MAN MADE HORROR?!
IM GONNA SELL THIS TO JORDAN PEELE! WHITE MODERATORS BANNING BLACK USERS FOR THE USAGE OF THE WORD "CRACKER" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
How many movies actually have the black guy die first? I bet it happened once, and people never shut up about it.
>It's an all white board but the phrase "Black person" is probably mentioned countless times
that's because it's a funny word
what if they arent killed in the cabin but are killed by police after the whole ordeal. they are driving back to civilization after the cabin trip, get pulled over by a cop, and the cop just mag dumps the car. now that would be kino. screen fades to back and it says not guilty by virtue of qualified immunity.
How does it end
i can't even be assed to pirate it
Oh I forgot, besides a Scream 2 like opening with Jay Pharaoh and some nigress getting iced, and the killer himself, NONE OF THE OTHER BLACK CHARACTERS DIE, all like six of them survive
Woke status?
I literally don't know anyone of these homies
>barbershop
If this doesn’t turn into woke garbage this might be the reawakening of fun comedies.
>The Blackening
fricking kek, when's The Bleachening coming out again?
>Juneteenth
And I’m out.
>DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS
>"Pick a card and save Morgan"
>"Refuse to play.... and she dies"
>Card: "In your predicament the black character is always the first to die. I will spare your lives if you sacrifice the person you deem the blackest."
Holy Fricking KINO
I WILL NOT WATCH Black person SHIT. I THINK Black folk ARE ABRASIVE AND LOUD AND SMELL BAD, SO FRICK YOU, YOU Black person-WORSHIPPING AMERIMUTT GOLEM GO THE FRICK BACK TO R*DDIT
So ... an average day in Detroid?
Yed
Blacks are just a curse.
Don't put them in the movies they moan, put them in the movies they make up reasons to moan.
FRICK THEM
>nobody dies in a black horror movie
WOW AMAZING WHAT INNOVATIVE STORYTELLING! SUBVERTS EXPECTATIONS! YOU ARE GLAD THIS WHOLE CAST OF AMAZING CHARACTER MADE IT!
>nobody dies in a white horror movie
TAKES NO RISKS! DISAPPOINTING! AN INSULT TO THE GENRE! ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHITE PRIVILEGE! HORROR WITH NO KILLS? WHO CARES?
as if I was ever going to watch a movie with an all black cast, no matter the genre or the plot or anything else.
lol
kek
jej
didn't they already make a "horror" movie with a cast of queer youngsters and the killer is a straight white male but no one of the queers die?
SO ORIGINAL
based.
The only exceptions are Don't be a Menace... and a few 90's nog movies
Imagine just seething about your race constantly to the point it's all you think about. Must be fricking exhausting
I don't know how black people do it. They must have emotional issues.
>if the entire cast of a horror movie is Black, who dies first?
who dies first in detroit, chicaco or any other black majority city?
the one who lackin
So, who dies first?
>"Heh, we can't ALL die first, slasher! What're you gonna d-"
>*turns on gas, lights match, blows up house*
I honestly think it looks funny
One day we will have the data to pinpoint why racists idealize women who look like they could be trans.
I think it's because the same "self-similar" orientation that leads to racism is similar to the orientation that leads to homosexuality.
>women who look like they could be trans
Hahahaha, you can always count on trannies to come out with the most delusional bullshit you've ever heard to make themselves feel normal.
>why racists idealize women who look like they could be trans.
is this the whole women with strong jawline thing? do you troons realize women can have good jawlines?
>You better worship Black folk or that means you are a homosexual.
>le racists are actually gay!
ywnbaw. Ever. Everyone you see on the street knows, immediately and objectively, that you're a mentally ill man in a dress.
That's kind of a funny premise, but the movie itself is guaranteed to be shit and just black people whining about wypipo and being oppressed.
test
>they all die at the same time
>an all white cast comes in, the movie continues
is that eddie murphy?
Just watched it, it's actually surprisingly good. It's exactly the right level of goofy and tongue-in-cheek.
The trope started because a black guy complained the black guy in Planet of the Apes “died first” even though technically it was the female astronaut that died first.
Do americans ever get sick of talking about race constantly?
nope
This is how you defeat racism, you make everyone so sick of the race talk that no one will ever be racist just to never discuss it.
>This is how you defeat racism
dude you sound like a homosexual. but then again, you're probably a troon.
Do black people even go out to cabins? I have literally never seen this
>Do black people even go out to cabins?
they don't even leave the city limits
It still blows my mind how an entire state of matter (liquid) is fatal to so many of them
>we can't all die first
I'm going to guess that the twist is that they all die at the same time at the end, and then an old israeli woman walks out in front of the screen and tells the audience "you're doing this every day by voting for Trump"
YOOOOOOOOOOO THEY FINNA BOUTTA FINNA BE IN SOME CABIN IN THE MUFUGGIN WOODS