men have historically had a higher average bodycount than women (around 8 bodies to 7, at age 25 iirc),however this is definitely changing now with the growing power of women in sexual relationships today
>by now it's THRICE or more
But I thought zoomers were the least likely to get laid compared to previous generations?
11 months ago
Anonymous
correct, but a small minority of women fall for the meme and end up with a new sex partner every week and licking their butts
never fall for the meme
the men are also more sexless and with zero skill in seduction, which means when zoomer girls do finally come out of their shell for sex, it's all mopped up by an even smaller minority of men
11 months ago
Anonymous
Zoomer guys, zoomer women have more sex than ever before.
This sounds like a bandaid explanation to avoid admitting that zoomers as a whole don't get laid as much as their parents or their parents' parents.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But that's literally what's happening. Hypergamy is the strongest it's ever been with zoomers.
11 months ago
Anonymous
?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Zoomers weren't having sex in 2015 and the age range of 15-19 is very deceptive. Most zoomer women start having sex at the 18-24 range.
11 months ago
Anonymous
but anon, I thought zoomer chicks already had a body count of at least 4+ before age 18. Why would they suddenly start having sex as young adults rather than as teens if they're hypergamous and not insular?
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't get the point you're trying to make. I don't see the causal relation between teenage sex and hypergamous behavior in early adulthood.
11 months ago
Anonymous
boomers and silent generation got to benefit from young bawds on birth control with std meds having their "free love" era and "swinger revolution".
all zoomers get is women being naked on social media
11 months ago
Anonymous
Zoomer guys, zoomer women have more sex than ever before.
>ignoring the 16-24 year range >self-reported >median average >ignoring variables like religion, income, localization, political association etc
Who cares.
why do you even care as long as they're out of her life? you just gonna be ill the rest of your life? accept it or break up and find another girl otherwise you're the one who is coping
Why are you still with her? Have some respect for yourself, man.
because 3 is an incredibly low number to find in a 20y/o woman these days and i love her for many other reasons. maybe i am coping but i can accept it as much as i don't like it. but my point is anon compares it to having a virgin bride and it is not the same at all.
every halfway attractive woman my age in my area has 5 plus and it's no secret either. highest i've heard of is over 20. if virginity was the only thing that bothered me sure i'd date some ugly asocial autist but i don't want to do that.
Fricking incel lmao
Wait wait for your next post, you're gonna claim you have a beautiful 17 years old gf you pick up from school in your suv and you're 34.
There's no need to reply, that's your stock incel reply.
Have you been with a virgin? Is this chick your first gf? Bodycount doesn't matter after the first couple partners, virgin girls are actually pretty shitty to date for a bunch of reasons that can be hard to see when you are inexperienced.
The point of that plotpoint in clerks was to tell the audience that its okay if your gf was a super mega gigaprostitute before she was with you, because she cares about you enough to only be with you and no one else, but for some reason you homosexuals will only look at the >MUH 37 and completely ignore the message
why do you even care as long as they're out of her life? you just gonna be ill the rest of your life? accept it or break up and find another girl otherwise you're the one who is coping
she also cared enough about her last 30 boyfriends to be with them and no one else... until... ya know. im not even one of those sloppy seconds or used goods people but its just hard to believe anyone could love you after being through 10+ people and not figuring it out. its pattern recognition
Women literally don't count oral or handjobs in their body count. If a girl says to you she's been with7 guys you can bet she's given oral to at least double that
Imagine fighting 7 guys for that. It's just so disappointing, the dynamic of it - a mediocre problem hair slag with a prostitute's body count is considered a prize beyond reproach. Fricking JUST
It never clicked before, but that's an absurdly high count for her age, what did go out with some of them for a couple of months? Why bother fighting them then.
It's not the exes that is considered absurd. Everyone knows for every ex a white woman has is like 20 black men she slept with so with 7 exes she slept with 140 black men.
it absolutely is, unless every guy she kisses instantly becomes her boyfriend then she had to have dated like 30 guys in total to pick 7 as actual boyfriends
>she fricks dogs >she fricks horses >she's rimmed other dudes >she fricks black guys
You guys need to stop letting pornography influence your view on sex and reality.
No. Despite not engaging with them in direct conversation, I study them very closely, I know all their habits and deepest fears
11 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you choose the most unbelievable of lies to tell?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Because it's not a lie, but only the truth
11 months ago
Anonymous
So you're telling me you've never even spoken to a zoomer before, yet you magically know everything about them? Including what their women are up to without the usage of pornography?
Come on, at least put together something that's sounds more realistic than that.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>magically
Did you not read what I typed out you moronic homosexual? I said I study them, I observe them, take notes and based on what I observe, I come to certain conclusions which I then proceed to look to corroborate by further observing of their ways.
11 months ago
Anonymous
And how does overhearing a conversation between two teenagers make you jump to the conclusion that zoomer girls frick animals?
Do you happen to live in Sodom by any chance?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, I live in modern day US
11 months ago
Anonymous
America is shit, but I don't think anything you believe is the natural result of eavesdropping in on zoomers, but rather too much internet and pornography.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>OMG STACEY, you did NOT frick your pet labrador!! >I did and it was bussin
Overheard this gem yesterday at the mall
11 months ago
Anonymous
cap
11 months ago
Anonymous
no cap it fr
11 months ago
Anonymous
Youre being baited dude, guy is just saying stupid shit to keep you replying.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I figured, but you'd be surprised how many fa/tv/irgins hold onto genuinely moronic beliefs because no one challenges them on it.
It's over for us bros who don't want women who have taken lots of dick and have intimacy issues. But they'll call us incels for having these standards that men have had for millenia.
Do women worry about this? As when I got a gf in college she was very quick to tell me she only had 1 boyfriend before me. I never asked her. She just randomly brought it up out of the blue. I was just like "ok....."
Wasn't she like 24 or 25 in the comics? 7 exes (that's ignoring hookups) at that age is a crazy number of boyfriends. More than enough to show she wasn't long-term material.
My little zoomer sister and all her dumbass friends are all extreme pervert virgins. This is what I've seen from zoomers. Theyre depraved perverts, but they never actually do
anything.
This.
Desperate for intimacy and affection, but too insular from years of letting the screen be your relationship substitute to actually make (romantic) connections.
She was just horny af.
a horny woman can get 7 boyfriends in a weekend
?t=18
It is really something to think about how many men the average woman has slept with even by the time she's only like 21
men have historically had a higher average bodycount than women (around 8 bodies to 7, at age 25 iirc),however this is definitely changing now with the growing power of women in sexual relationships today
this hasnt been true in 15 years.
which part?
heres your first mistake, trusting what a woman says
these are anonymous computer-given surveys.
I lie on Cinemaphile.org all the time despite being totally anonymous and no one giving a shit. Theory debunked lmao
A woman can and will lie in the woods with no one around to hear her.
t.Verification not required.
>self reported
Men inflate their numbers, women deflate theirs. It would be more realistic to flip the values.
It's not even that. It's just that gay men have so many partners it skews the averages
Common rule of thumb is to divide a man's claim by three and multiply a woman's by three.
genetic scientific research has about 15% of Data thats thrown out due to incorrect paternal information
You only get that number because you look at the average when average person is in his 40/50s
Look at young people
>Median woman has 6 lays
>Median man has 3
>In 2015
In 2015 young women had TWICE as much sex, by now it's THRICE or more
>by now it's THRICE or more
But I thought zoomers were the least likely to get laid compared to previous generations?
correct, but a small minority of women fall for the meme and end up with a new sex partner every week and licking their butts
never fall for the meme
the men are also more sexless and with zero skill in seduction, which means when zoomer girls do finally come out of their shell for sex, it's all mopped up by an even smaller minority of men
This sounds like a bandaid explanation to avoid admitting that zoomers as a whole don't get laid as much as their parents or their parents' parents.
But that's literally what's happening. Hypergamy is the strongest it's ever been with zoomers.
?
Zoomers weren't having sex in 2015 and the age range of 15-19 is very deceptive. Most zoomer women start having sex at the 18-24 range.
but anon, I thought zoomer chicks already had a body count of at least 4+ before age 18. Why would they suddenly start having sex as young adults rather than as teens if they're hypergamous and not insular?
I don't get the point you're trying to make. I don't see the causal relation between teenage sex and hypergamous behavior in early adulthood.
boomers and silent generation got to benefit from young bawds on birth control with std meds having their "free love" era and "swinger revolution".
all zoomers get is women being naked on social media
Zoomer guys, zoomer women have more sex than ever before.
>ignoring the 16-24 year range
>self-reported
>median average
>ignoring variables like religion, income, localization, political association etc
Who cares.
If you can marry woman with single digit body count she is practically a virgin.
cope. my gf slept with 3 guys before me and it still makes me feel ill.
why do you even care as long as they're out of her life? you just gonna be ill the rest of your life? accept it or break up and find another girl otherwise you're the one who is coping
because 3 is an incredibly low number to find in a 20y/o woman these days and i love her for many other reasons. maybe i am coping but i can accept it as much as i don't like it. but my point is anon compares it to having a virgin bride and it is not the same at all.
>because 3 is an incredibly low number to find in a 20y/o woman these days
no it isnt, how hard did you try looking?
every halfway attractive woman my age in my area has 5 plus and it's no secret either. highest i've heard of is over 20. if virginity was the only thing that bothered me sure i'd date some ugly asocial autist but i don't want to do that.
Fricking incel lmao
Wait wait for your next post, you're gonna claim you have a beautiful 17 years old gf you pick up from school in your suv and you're 34.
There's no need to reply, that's your stock incel reply.
Have you been with a virgin? Is this chick your first gf? Bodycount doesn't matter after the first couple partners, virgin girls are actually pretty shitty to date for a bunch of reasons that can be hard to see when you are inexperienced.
Would you be less concerned if your bodycount was higher than hers?
Why are you still with her? Have some respect for yourself, man.
does oral count towards bodycount? I'm a guy, if so then it's three but if not then its 2
have you never watched Clerks?
A women does not count oral
>37 dicks
in a row??
The point of that plotpoint in clerks was to tell the audience that its okay if your gf was a super mega gigaprostitute before she was with you, because she cares about you enough to only be with you and no one else, but for some reason you homosexuals will only look at the >MUH 37 and completely ignore the message
Ok, but try not to suck any dick on the way back to redd-it.
she also cared enough about her last 30 boyfriends to be with them and no one else... until... ya know. im not even one of those sloppy seconds or used goods people but its just hard to believe anyone could love you after being through 10+ people and not figuring it out. its pattern recognition
Women literally don't count oral or handjobs in their body count. If a girl says to you she's been with7 guys you can bet she's given oral to at least double that
women dont count oral but the number is always completely made up anyway.
Imagine fighting 7 guys for that. It's just so disappointing, the dynamic of it - a mediocre problem hair slag with a prostitute's body count is considered a prize beyond reproach. Fricking JUST
Wasn't it implied that she got him all fricked up and obsessed 'cause she kept using his brain as a shortcut for her delivery route or something?
>only fricked 4 of them
>still was spitroasted by twins
she still belongs to the streets
and before i forget
posting obligatory thread theme song
I'm the only man my woman has ever been with and its fantastic, sucks to be you guys
HARVESTED
It never clicked before, but that's an absurdly high count for her age, what did go out with some of them for a couple of months? Why bother fighting them then.
And that's just the 7 EVIL exes, she likely had even more non-evil exes
ah yes, the forgotten sequel with the 22 morally-ambiguous exes
I can smell the bologna just thinking about it
One was a woman, doesn't count
Scott Pilgrim 2 she has to fight off all his one night bar hopping flings to reconnect.
It's not the exes that is considered absurd. Everyone knows for every ex a white woman has is like 20 black men she slept with so with 7 exes she slept with 140 black men.
She's also American so she'd have been sharing dogs with her dad and brothers for a long time.
really? I thought all the people in this movie were leafs.
It's a plot point that she's the new American in town. Part of why she's "exotic".
She wasn't even a bunch of flowers.
it absolutely is, unless every guy she kisses instantly becomes her boyfriend then she had to have dated like 30 guys in total to pick 7 as actual boyfriends
All this teaches us is he's not going to last long with her.
Is that one of the wachowski things?
>tfw my wife and I were each other's firsts
Can't relate to this, sorry.
Do women count footjobs?
Do women often to footjobs?
Is it the same zoomer who keeps making all of these "x was considered y in 201x" threads
the comic was published in early 2000s
>body count
she didn't have sex with all of them, she hasn't even kissed them all
She ruined an entire generation of women. Sad!
If this movie was made today it would be 18 hours long with several montages of Scott defeating dozens of less important exes.
And that's not even counting the one night stands from bumble and tinder
someone post that reddit screencap about a guy calculating how many miles of dick her gf had taken after she confessed her bodycount to him
When I was in high school in the 90s, the town bawd confided that she had slept with six guys by sophomore year.
>she fricks dogs
>she fricks horses
>she's rimmed other dudes
>she fricks black guys
You guys need to stop letting pornography influence your view on sex and reality.
>>she fricks dogs
>>she fricks horses
>>she's rimmed other dudes
>>she fricks black guys
Literally all entry level shit for zoomettes
You've never spoken to a zoomer in your life.
Thank god
So you admit all your claims are based on make-believe, aka porno?
No. Despite not engaging with them in direct conversation, I study them very closely, I know all their habits and deepest fears
Why do you choose the most unbelievable of lies to tell?
Because it's not a lie, but only the truth
So you're telling me you've never even spoken to a zoomer before, yet you magically know everything about them? Including what their women are up to without the usage of pornography?
Come on, at least put together something that's sounds more realistic than that.
>magically
Did you not read what I typed out you moronic homosexual? I said I study them, I observe them, take notes and based on what I observe, I come to certain conclusions which I then proceed to look to corroborate by further observing of their ways.
And how does overhearing a conversation between two teenagers make you jump to the conclusion that zoomer girls frick animals?
Do you happen to live in Sodom by any chance?
Yes, I live in modern day US
America is shit, but I don't think anything you believe is the natural result of eavesdropping in on zoomers, but rather too much internet and pornography.
>OMG STACEY, you did NOT frick your pet labrador!!
>I did and it was bussin
Overheard this gem yesterday at the mall
cap
no cap it fr
Youre being baited dude, guy is just saying stupid shit to keep you replying.
Yeah I figured, but you'd be surprised how many fa/tv/irgins hold onto genuinely moronic beliefs because no one challenges them on it.
True that. Keep chasing the vermin anon
if it was made today she'd take 7 bbcs a day
It's over for us bros who don't want women who have taken lots of dick and have intimacy issues. But they'll call us incels for having these standards that men have had for millenia.
Do women worry about this? As when I got a gf in college she was very quick to tell me she only had 1 boyfriend before me. I never asked her. She just randomly brought it up out of the blue. I was just like "ok....."
Women are weird. I always find they ask questions they don't want the answers to, such as asking my bodycount. I never ask back I'd rather not know
Wasn't she like 24 or 25 in the comics? 7 exes (that's ignoring hookups) at that age is a crazy number of boyfriends. More than enough to show she wasn't long-term material.
Did she actually sleep with the exes or was it just "hehe highschool couple holding hands and kissing~"
>tfw my eight years younger brother is going to get laid before I do
How do I cope.
THREAD THEME
My little zoomer sister and all her dumbass friends are all extreme pervert virgins. This is what I've seen from zoomers. Theyre depraved perverts, but they never actually do
anything.
This.
Desperate for intimacy and affection, but too insular from years of letting the screen be your relationship substitute to actually make (romantic) connections.
This chick I know lost her v-card at 15 and she's never stopped since then
too easy they have it I tells ya