>7 hour video
>1 million views in 4 days
The hell
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>7 hour video. >1 million views in 4 days
>7 hour video
>1 million views in 4 days
The hell
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You have to admit that it's an interesting idea.
not really
It isn't because no one gives a shit about the trash after S3
Could have saved several hours
I thought Season 4 was decent
You're not special for sitting down to watch 13 seasons of SpongeBob and then spending even more time to rank all the episodes individually, that's the typical sponge autist.
It's not an interesting idea, but it might be a high effort idea.
might as well be a podcast honestly
No its not, he literally took Mr Enter's moronic idea of reviewing individual Spongebob episodes into a 7 hour video. What the frick
No this is pie Guy rules idea reviewing an entire season in one video. But the entire show instead.
It’s not even the first time someone did this. Pieguyrules was famous for reviewing every Spongebob episode before he developed Hartman derangement syndrome.
It's so sad what happened to him. Hartman actually broke him and made him hate cartoons.
Didn't his cartoon review career died off after he tried to cancel some spongebob writers until one of the writers told him to frick off and his fans turned on him when all of this happened
I think he just got tired of reviewing and took a break that never ended.
that + doing a podcast that barely anyone watched
No it's just fricking autism
I don't. Because it isn't.
Dude in the time it takes to watch his video I could watch most of spongebob's first season and make my own opinion on each episode.
I really don't get the appeal of these review shows unless.
1. You are a shallow loser that needs their opinion validated by other popular strangers that agree with you
2. You are a brain dead moron incapable of forming your own opinion on the subject.
Like fricking grow up and get some friends to discuss this shit with. And if you're that desperate just discus your opinions here.
Not really, no.
He's going to make SOOO much dough from ads
>be me, LS Mark
>wake up and go to work
>make some tendies and sit down to watch every single episode of some show
>get done about 3 months later
>go back to the cave
>find the girlfriend I cucked from OneyNG sitting on the bed
>I move her out of the way, real chads don't have sex with used rags
>cuddle up next to my Sonic plushy
>next day, make a rant about whatever the frick I just watched
>video is longer than a bomb in a movie
>make a fricking killing
>repeat
is that a copypasta?
feel free to make it one
>longer than a bomb in a movie
What does this even mean...
not that guy be he probably means when a timer is ticking down and it’s cinematically long
if true
isnt that a bit far fetched?
People love this type of shit. You would be surprised. Having a video ranking or discussing every episode from a series is guaranteed money. Only bad thing is the editing, script writing, and everything else needed for it to work.
Spoilers. He ranks Band Geeks as the best episode and Squid Baby as the worst.
Thanks, saved me 7 hours of my empty life.
so cliched
Well, what would YOU have ranked as the best and worst episodes?
Hey cant help it that Band Geeks is the legit best
has this little homosexual released his cartoon yet?
People don't watch it all in one go, but come back to it a couple of times, meaning the view count gets inflated
I wonder what it would be like and what kind of showrunner he would be. Someone like Mr Enter couldn't get it together, but how would Mark do, considering he's less pissy-angry and more just agitated
Hour long videos are great background noise since you don’t have to constantly switch tabs. That said, ranking videos are the bottom of the barrel of this format.
I like ranking videos when they're done by someone who has actual passion for the things they're talking about and not just for the content like the homosexual in the OP.
You can tell he had no passion because there was one episode, maybe pre-movie, where he doesn't even offer a take on the episode. He describes it, says "that's it" and then says his opinion in that really shitty rushed way where he "comedically" cuts it off as he's saying it.
>sponge I don't want to alarm you but fans and watchers of this video may be in this thread
>People don't watch it all in one go, but
Unless YouTube requires you to get past a certain point, a lot of viewers will be from people clicking on it for five seconds and then moving on to the next thing in their recommended list when they get bored.
>People don't watch it all in one go
They do, but they don't pay attention to the screen, nobody watches this on their phones, this is nothing but background noise from subject you are mildly interested, something people put while they workout, clean or cook.
LS Mark was supposed to be working on his own toon? I thought that was just Enter
I found it extremely fricking annoying when he would slightly stumble and repeat the sentence from the start, it isn't that bothersome a few times but it happens so frequently it's fricking grating, theres one part where I swear he does it like 10 times in a row.
what the frick? really?
I know the part you mean, his editor popped up a haha funny text saying he included them because he thought it was comedy gold.
He always does that; you can see it in both his Simpsons and Family Guy reviews, the less he cares about the episode the more the video will dip in quality
I actually find it kind of funny. I see it as him showing his actual tiredness and reluctantness to get through some shitty episodes, even if it's played up for laughs.
I personally find it redundant and incoherent after awhile
its shit
its a safe "joke" every ytber repeats since 2014
>its a safe "joke" every ytber repeats since 2014
because its a great joke.
Was, more like. It's hard to sit through after it's done for the 800th time
>Was, more like. It's hard to sit through after it's done for the 800th time
that is like a you problem
ew, god don't start using reddit lingo
>ew, god don't start using reddit lingo
what is reddit lingo?
I take it you're new?
I hate ranking videos where they randomly let their friends do some episodes. What's the fricking point of doing over 500 episodes in a 7 hour long video if some of them aren't going to be your ranking? Not to mention how hard it is to find an e celeb I actually can tolerate hearing and then suddenly I have to skip past random episodes because the kind of people I avoid randomly shows up.
Spongebob voice acting is annoying, I can't go back and watch any of the episodes because of it
Ink Lemonade is kino and seasons 10-12 are the best seasons im just gonna say it
I hate self-inserting editors in Youtube videos so fricking much. Why does every Youtube reviewer or "video essayist" exclusively hire attention prostitutes? And why are they all trannies 75% of the time?
Why is it that I keep watching YouTubers like LS Mark and Dream while they have 5 digit subscribers but then I notice a dip in quality, stop watching them, and then weeks later they blow up while their video quality and personality gets worse and worse?
i wanna frick LS mark as a kid and then tell him that brian is going to die while shitting on the floor screaming at the top of my lungs THUNDER BUDDIES
VERONICAS FLAP JACK breasts
kek, I still can't believe this dude got Oney's sloppy seconds
This dude be like "I hate everything"
he loves old family guy,simpsons and the movie ted thou so no he doesnt hate everything
Anon is referencing "I Hate Everything" the YouTube who LS Mark ripped his whole getup from.
how did he ripped it from him? cartoon reviewers have been a thing since way before that moron
it's probably his shitty oc
Their avatars look exactly the same.
Speaking of I hate everything whatever happened to that dude
IHE was at least entertaining and had something to say, this homie is just the most boring milquetoast youtube reviewer.
Not surprising, there's tons of long videos like this on YouTube and people usually put them on in the background while they're doing other things.
How fast did Pibby grow?
I watched it as background noise, it was alright, just surface level takes of, "old Spongebob good, post-movie Spongebob bad, nu-Spongebob bland.".
My favourite part is when he shits on Mr Enter crying about Spongebob being too mean spirited.
doesn't he also cry about things being too meanspirited?
He offered a more nuanced explanation of how it becomes harder to enjoy a show if the characters become unlikable, which is fair.
>more nuanced
but his reasoning seemed hardly any different
He's not desperately trying to make some shitty cartoon show about adult babies at least. It's weird how he makes such long videos but barely touches on most episodes and doesn't do any research on certain topics.
Sorry, are you referring to Enter or Mark? If I recall correctly, they were both making shitty cartoons. I can't remember about what, though. I honestly can't discern most of these guys from each other.
If the Paddy's making a cartoon, I don't know about it. I'm referring to Mr. Enter with the adult baby shit.
>when he shits on Mr Enter crying about Spongebob being too mean spirited
Didn't he shit on Simpsons and Family Guy for becoming too meanspirited?
Algorythym
Watching more than 20 seconds already counts as a view. I can 100% guarantee that almost nobody watched the full video.
ls mark is interesting in how pitiful he is, he sucks at analysis, his editor sucks and doesn't respect him, he does these extreme stunts to get attention, he's interesting in that regard
>Ignores the fact that seasons are covered in chapters so you can pause and come back to the video later.
LONG VIDEO FORMAT BAD BECAUSE I MUST BINGE
don't think anyone here is shitting on the video format more than they are shitting on the critic and editor
I hate youtube baizuos
Cause the cartoon community is in a decline they rarely if all review modern cartoons now aka owl house amphibia Craig of the creek and are now focusing on films or moving onto game reviews
>they rarely if all review modern cartoons now aka owl house amphibia Craig of the creek
Maybe they should make shows that are worth the time
>wanted to see his comment on this in a 7 hour video of him talking about every spongebob episode ever
>he doesn't even talk about the episode, his random black friend does, who also doesn't even review it
>neither of them even comment on this
frick stupid e-celebs just doing shit to get clicks
god that visual is actually fricking painful to look at
Yea, it's really bizarre with how everything is tamed down for being too scary for kids that Nick let that happen, like it really makes it seem no one at Nick was actually paying attention to what the staff were doing anymore. It literally looks like bloody gauged out eyes.
The pic is official?
Yes from the whelk attack episode iirc. For some reason people talk about generic try-hard grossout shots all the time instead of this.
this is a worse visual than i've seen in some gory movies
Lists are fun. But its annoying as shit how he decides to go in order of the show instead of his list order.
>editor asks to review a specific episode
>mark tells him ok
>mark forgets and reviews the episode himself
>editor inserts himself talking about how mark forgot and it makes him feel bad but im the editor so i can just yeet XD his review and put mine in while im editing
Seems like a dick move on his part. I mean at least keep Mark's and include yours or something? His editor seems like a shitty person. There was also one episode where Mark refers to a promo for it but forgot to put a link in the script, so the editor just says "it wasn't in the script LOL" instead of, you know, asking about it.
The editor sounds based. If the world neglects you, strike at them back.
>friend forgets a review request while he's reviewing hundreds of episodes
>THE WORLD HAS NEGLECTED THE POOR EDITOR
frick off
The video concept pleases the algorithm
Most people put it on as background noise while they get gangbanged or whatever.
obviously parents made their kids watch this while they were away at work
There is this thing called background noise.
We Zoomers like it. It's kinda nice to put it on knowing you won't really pay attention that long but some good pits here and there will come while doing something else.
>cartoon reviewers have an audience of mostly zoomers
well that's not really news
I dont care, but honestly, I've seen worse shit getting more views. Cant say that this didn't at least took efford.
As much effort as a podcast, probably. That's what a lot of long videos feel like when I watch them. It's a really low bar regardless.
Man I hate everyone
How did things get this bad? What happened to quality content and editing?
People started getting paid more for longer videos and long videos are easier to make.
Youtube and probably nick pushed it to the phone potatoes who mindlessly clicked it.
I stopped believing in views a while back.
How many of them are for children?
He mentioned patrick eating shit twice but I don't remember him specifying what episode or scene he was referring to.