>7 years later. >still the best Black Mirror season

>7 years later
>still the best Black Mirror season

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    striking vipers is still and probably will forever be my favorite episode at this point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season one - technology, the person and their affect on political discourse.

      Season five - what if you could suck your friend's dick in street fighter?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has genuine questions and discussions to be had. For example was it actually gay? Was he being unfaithful to his wife? Etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          By my personal standards yes. It was infidelity.

          A guideline I live by is not to allow another person to stir sexual arousal, feelings or romantic engagement or to allow myself to knowingly stir those in another.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be married
            >some 10/10 model walks by
            >you subconsciously glace at her
            >you cheated by your standards
            Come on now

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That anon might actually be a real woman.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt a real women actually view that as cheating?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be a dickhead, that's not "allowing".

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but, I find myself agreeing with you. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a bigger deal in the future, especially with the advent for VR and AI. I can genuinely see a future wherein AI 'partners' can be interacted with in VR and it might raise quesitons about whether it's no different than looking at porn or if it's considered cheating.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably depends on the individual. I mean there are some people out there who essentially equate porn to cheating. But yeah it will definitely start blurring the lines

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are not real questions that any man with balls has to ask himself. It's clearly gay because they're willfully engaging in an emotional/sexual relationship with another man. There's another level of degeneracy in the implied transexuality of the character who entered a woman's body and got fricked. It's also clearly infidelity. There is no ambiguity here unless you're suffering from aggressive liberal brain rot. The episode was a simulacrum of what Black Mirror started as, injected with liberal propaganda. Nothing more.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was he gay though? Really makes you think, man.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a dude using a video game as an apparatus to frick another man is anything other than gay - that's nothing to think about.

          "it's not gay, I jerked him off wearing a glove! It was a VERY feminine glove! Yeah I could feel it and he could feel me but there was a glove, it didn't even look like my hand!"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. I was just making fun of the idiots/shills in the thread who genuinely think "was it gay?" is a deep, thought-provoking question.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show is mostly wasted on suburban homosexualry so it was nice to see some self awareness at least for one episode. Too bad Mackie sucks the life out of anything he's in. The other guy carried that whole episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It caught me offguard so horribly that I am obligated to give it respect. The fact that they used two "straight" black men specifically just made it hit that much harder. I frickin loved it. just a weird thing to explore and will inevitably be an aspect to the upcoming VR zeitgeist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the one 2 homies frick in street fighter?
      That's the only thing I know about Black Mirror.

      Striking Vipers

      Hivemind

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >season
    The whole series across all seasons has only two good episodes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      which episodes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fifteen Million Merits
        White Christmas

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            let's see your list

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. Only two decent episodes I’ve seen from that hack show

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember white Christmas being kino but which one was 15 million merits? My favorite was shut up and dance

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah wasn’t that the guy from Get Out in that one?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. I never watched Get Out for obvious reasons but he was really good in Black Mirror.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >obvious reasons
                I hate Black folk but I loved Get Out. Nope is good too

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope is great. The main character is pretty based and in the beginning theres a scene where he (a farmer boy type character) has to deal with cringey israelite lib cucks in holywood and hes rolling his eyes the entire time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has to deal with cringey israelite lib cucks in holywood and hes rolling his eyes the entire time
                Wow man that’s so cool. He’s just like us!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                was nice seeing peele caricature hollwood israelites like that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I loved Nope, one of the more fun movies of the last couple of years. Your post not so much.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Striking Vipers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the only right answer
          15 million merits is reminiscent of brookers wipe getting a yearly slot ; he got a seat at the table for cashing in on his voice, no better than a pornstar

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based and correct.

          I have a soft spot for Playtest though, it's schizo kino.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          These were both excellent, but I also enjoyed The Entire History of You and Shut Up and Dance. But either way, you're basically right. Black Mirror had very few good episodes and a lot of dogshit in between.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that guy but USS Callister and White Christmas are 9/10 episodes. The rest are 8/10 at best.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Callister is ruined by the homosexual fricking show runners inserting their personal bias into the episode. It should have been a completely neutral look at what he was doing.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is that man black? and is that woman white?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they are holograms and the lighting is weird. The man is gold and the woman is blue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laurel'd and Yanny-Pilled take

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      N-not on my Cinemaphile they aren’t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had better had not be!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      N-not on my Cinemaphile they aren’t

      they had better had not be!

      viscerally disgusting, isn’t it?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white women look so good with black men?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just makes sense. It took a lot of years to figure out, but we finally came to terms with it as to be the most natural and beautiful pairing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do white women look so good with black men?

        Found the israelites

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sweety those are discord troons

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ bait go back

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love BBC
    btw I'm gay, not sure if that matters or not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are there so many gays on Cinemaphile? go to Cinemaphile or reddit or grinder.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one 2 homies frick in street fighter?
    That's the only thing I know about Black Mirror.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God she's ugly holy shit

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single episode of this show is good. Not even the one with the pig frick.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the heck I thought this was a itv show not a bbc show lol

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay Black person storage episode was better

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    UK Black Mirror: good episodes, bad/unhappy ending
    US Black Mirror: bad episodes, good/happy ending

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hated In The Nation is one of the best.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great soundtrack

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scene in which the system turns hostile and we hear Fall Into Me play, while the bees perform their 'duty' is one of my favourite moments in all of Black Mirror.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it might not be gay, but whos gonna be the girl avatar?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what did he feel? Like it says the players can feel the sensation but he doesnt have a pussy so how can he feel the sensation of a pussy taking a fat wiener?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same neural impulses and chemicals in the brain, just the extent and what triggers them.
        If the game can simulate being a polar bear, sexual organs and sex drives are just another simulation.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They know what it's like to move limbs, bear or not, but men don't know what it's like to be fricked in the pussy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sensation of getting fricked in your pussy is a sensation completely foreign to men though

            Men don't know what it's like to have a bears, sense of smell, hearing, digitigrade legs, skin scruff or dermal pads.
            It's all data to be put into the simulation. It's likely a lot quicker to cross reference aspects of the opposite gender than an entirely different species.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But you have hands and feet. Its easy enough to transfer the sensation of a bears paws to your hands/feet. A man doesnt have a pussy however so how or rather where would he feel those sensations?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a man doesnt have a pussy
                Uhhh why dont you frick off leave little chudlet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sense of smell
                >hearing
                Don't know what that was like in game also we already have those.
                >legs
                Pretty sure I fathom a different joint like what I have with my feet.
                >dermal pads
                I've had dry skin before.

                If it's simulating every other part of the body it stands to reason that the brain is being simulated as well; it's just another organ, a complex one, but an organ all the same. The digital mapping of say, the way your brain interprets information observed by your eyes would be just as complex a process as the biological directives of each gender, and the physical effect the sex organs have on the brain. I would have to assume they worked it out whether the experience was lifelike or not during the beta testing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most moronic shit I've read all day.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sense of smell
              >hearing
              Don't know what that was like in game also we already have those.
              >legs
              Pretty sure I fathom a different joint like what I have with my feet.
              >dermal pads
              I've had dry skin before.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dubs over Super Satan, nice.
            There was some 90s movie, I wanna say ExistenZ but that's wrong it was kinda like Johnny Mnemonic, about VR lounges that had an opium den feel to them. I remember a guy than ran one say "the most popular simulation requested by men is what it's like to have sex as a woman"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice quads

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sensation of getting fricked in your pussy is a sensation completely foreign to men though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you drop something like this in an autogynephile thread? Pure evil.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the goal of streaming services is to never make new content. They will own all the content and get subs until the customer dies. Then they will spam blacked memes of their old shows to bait new subscribers.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that episode with Cameron fricking pig was funny.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my bros always have gay sex in tekken.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best is the one with the man from Boney M

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the pedo episode?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you cum in game do you coom in real life too?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.
      In the Matrix, if you went into Mouse's Woman In the Red Dress program, do the other crew members stand around and laugh as they watch you get a boner and coom your pants?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love fat BDH, bros. Frick, I follow her on Instagram, she STILL hasn't put back on as much weight as she used to have. It's very frustrating. She isn't even slated to be in any movies any time soon, but somehow she hasn't plumped back up. I'm tearing my hair out over it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and dropped

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    predictive programming for "smart cities".
    only people like in OP's pic will be allowed.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did she do this bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because she is built and handcrafted for it

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