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Jesuschrist not this shit again
at least these morons stay in their own shitty general unlike the AIgays
the general is on /bant/, not Cinemaphile. This isn't on television its a livestream. Might as well have daily qxc threads if thats allowed
Non-recurring fishtank threads were allowed and blessed by mods they even made a custom page gif during the general. You can't stop cultural phenomenon
LOL that shit was so cringey. Everybody but you would rather forget about that hey there fellow kids shit
so it wasn't organic like his page said?
sorry sam but you're reported to the ftc
>cultural phenomenon
how big of a moron are you. you have no comprehension ow what either of these words mean.
the only good thing from all of this will be when the man wiener currently in your moth realized you are a worthless sperg in a parasitical relationship with him.
How exactly is this different from big brother?
You pay them money and they say your name
we will go back to Cinemaphile tomorrow
They don’t stay in their general and you know it you gay. They flood the catalog and avatargay with the mid b***hes from that show. MDE cultists are so fricking lame
Reminder that you can view the funding page at https://wefunder.com/fishtank/
ask questions publicly, and send a support ticket via phone or email at
https://help.wefunder.com/#/investor/risks
to give them a piece of your mind about platforming a Nazi who's closely associated with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes.
Also Nazis raising money for a media streaming company sounds kind of newsworthy so you can send tips about this to:
https://tips.buzzfeednews.com/
https://www.vice.com/en/page/send-vice-news-your-tips
https://www.helpareporter.com/
I didn't believe the troony accusations until this
it's for the lolz Luna, but you wouldn't understand that.
Seeing sam seethe and vent to Vance about all the chargebacks causing his bank to suspend his account was one of the best parts of fishtank
sam was grifting the /misc/ crowd. if WP wasnt cancelled he'd be on epsteins island kneeling for blm
Fuentes is such a loser but not as much as his loyal minions lmao
member when Fuentes and Sam made a video together?
If I understand correctly, Wefunder just tallies up expression of interest for investment and doesn't actually take money initially? Only when the total goes past the fundraising goal, it will contact people who expressed interest in investment to see if they actually will fork over the money, and there is no legal obligation for those people to follow through on their expression of interest?
picture is 8 years old at least. i don't think sam has even mentioned nick in over 2-3 years. mentioning vice and buzzfeed just shows what a new gay you are.
btw fishtank sucks and is trash, it's just what you posted is somehow gayer.
sam was asked about nick on one of the streams about nick turning into a giant gay all he said was that nick was ok when he was there
they still write about him:
https://www.insider.com/doja-cat-slammed-sam-hyde-neo-nazi-links-comedian-shirt-2023-10
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12604775/Doja-Cat-backlash-Neo-Nazi-Sam-Hyde.html
https://hopenothate.org.uk/2022/09/12/sam-hyde-the-antisemitic-troll-making-a-comeback-through-influencer-boxing/
though the lazy israelites never bother to follow up their reporting with any real depth
that’s a lot of smooth brained idiots. I hope someone gets to frick Betty out of this
Did paypigs really?
That said, I would have invested in exchange for gross smelly sex with Betty and Letty.
>I hope someone gets to frick Betty out of this
I offer myself to frick Betty.
>that’s a lot of smooth brained idiots.
I feel bad for people that don't have the money to throw at least $100 at this. The guy is brilliant and keeps proving himself over and over. I bought in. If it fails it fails but I kinda feel like I just invested in 2002 netflix. If anyone can make a successful media company in our current environment its him.
>700k funded
how does he keep getting away with it?
>ARE PEOPLE FUNDING A SHOW THEY FIND ENTERTAINING?! AAAAIIIIIEEEEE SAM IS A GRIFTER HE RAPED MARKY NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU REEEEEEEE
>~~*people*~~
shitskincore
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/%201689996989081574.png/
>troon who cries about MDE 24/7 tries the reverse uno card
>https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/1689996989081574.png/
a shitskin gamer? 100% troony too
>1 result found
Post your arm
youre ebrothers are troons though
How did their audience change so much in ten years
more like 5 years. why are d list ecelebs latching onto a grifting israelite?
twitter culture is like 5 years behind chans so they're still in the 2018 phase of "xD the shooters name is sameel hydeen here's his picture"
Sam is old New England WASP money
He blew it all, then "grifted" (a new word for when people you dont like make money) it all back due to charisma
Sam is a israelite, do you know what WASP means?
Why is this a big deal on /misc/ and x.com who gives a frick about this androgynous darkie?
She's a satanist. Sam is welcoming satanic nogs and trannies
with open arms. Isn't that nice of him?
Why is it so hard for you guys to believe he just doesn't have values and wants anyone's money. Why should he care who they are or what they do as long as they pay him? Its not like he hired that thing to write scripts, he does that openly on his twitter.
Basically she's some singer who has always been an edgelord, she became mega famous and she despises all of her normalgay fans who are all extremely parasocial and are completely mindbroken by the fact a big celebrity has edgy imageboard humor, past controversies include showing her feet to a bunch of white supremacists in a racist discord server and making her nog fans seethe. I didn't know who she was before the Sam shirt thing but after looking into it I feel bad for her, she didn't suddenly become shocking for attention, she's always been an edgy Cinemaphile kid and her sudden rise to fame has made the frenzied mob demand her head
Her first slight rise to fame was getting cancelled for having a song called Dindu Nuffin, which made her nog/nog loving fanbase mad at the time
Mike Stoklasa got young again?
He always does that, will post an archive link of 5 or 6 posts to prove someone’s obsessed when he has literal tens of thousands over 8 years. Genuine mental illness
I know. Its really funny how he talks spends all day chimping out in the /bant/ threads and acting like he is better than josiegays when he simps for some fat LULZ thot.
See
>moron posts something critical of sam
>y-y-youre just a simp for the person criticizing sam
posts something critical of sam
When you do it 24/7 to the point you make fishtank threads just to cry like a baby dont be surprised when you're made fun of
all fishtank threads are made by sam simps and paypigs wtf are you even saying?
>all Oppenheimer threads are made by simps and paypiggies
>all Horror movie threads are made by simps and paypiggies
>everything i dont like is shilling
Either you are a woman who Sam fricked, troon or just have a feminine brain.
>Oppenheimer
a movie
>all Horror movie threads
movies
either you are a simp who sam fricks, paypig or you have a nuMDE troony fan brain
And fishtank is reality show which are clearly allowed. How long will you seethe about this?
so youtube is allowed now?
It's not on youtube
English? Your second language. Your skin color? Brown. Your butt? Hurt.
nah you could tell when the general was a thing they had a dedicated guy from the MDE squad making threads. Sam probably has multiple people on his payroll just to shill him on Cinemaphile That's why the post count has been at 50 for so long.
>you think i should get a job because ive posted the same anti-mde pics hundreds of times?
>well you posted a pic twice.
>i win!
all I read was GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
>cant stop thinking about sucking dick
Checks out
Get those wieners out of your ears
Kiwigays btfo
>SIR PLEASE REDEEM THE SAM HYDE HE IS GIVING MUCH OF THE ALPHA MALE ADVICE
Ironic since I am whiter and more of a man then you could ever hope to be.
ifyou find dish slop entertaining there is no helping you. Your brain is already fried from too many hours spent watching your surrogate grift e-dad
MDE gays are the male versions of kiwigays.
>grift e-dad
Theres that projection again
>MDE gays are the male versions of kiwigays
Are you saying you are a woman?
what projection sam hyde's whole schtick now is providing basic fatherly advice to pathetic incels who grew up on the inetner and absconded their real dad to listen to some fat ugly trust fund kid give him advice. So now you are a twitsted mockety of what a human is. Sam fan's are such pathetic clowns.
are you schizophrenic fr something? wouldn't eexpect less from an mde fan. what is the leap in logic? that I told you mde fans are male version of kiwi farms. SO that must mean i am a girl because I am from kiwi farms, because I don't like sam anymore?
god this is exactly the reasoning and cope i would expect from 16 year old fish gay fans who spent their hard earned dollars to simp for some ugly indian troony squaw.
I've been an mde fan since 2013 and fricking with you newbies who simp for sammy is my catahrsis. I was wise to his scams and tricks when i pirated kcickstarter .tv.
It's also so obvious you are genuine paid MDE shills.
Are you a woman?
>Jet Neptune accidentally leaked everyones email
That guy is such a fricking idiot.
Again? I remember when typing in the fishtank chat would show your email too
troon meltdown incoming prepare for copypasta
Yup the troonysquad showed up to be mad at Sam
I thought everyone who thought MDE was funny was rocky?
I honestly despise humanity at this point
Why? Because it actually doesn't align with your imaginary ideals?
no. because it aligns with your imaginary ideals, which is horrifying
how do chuds have all this money? it needs to be taxed and given to minorities NOW
So, /ftl/ when or are we kicked out of Cinemaphile?
when the sam stops paying the mods
When s2 is live I assume
Wow I can't wait for the homosexual mods to ban me for posting a youtube thread while this shitty big brother ice poseidon knock off livestream dominates the board.
>youtube
>Cinemaphile
Nah, the mods are right and they should ban you again.
THIS! unless it's someone BASED like vagrant holiday or bald and bankrupt
thanks for making my point, moron
You gay are mad because you got banned for posting off topic nonsense. Do us a flavor and do a flip.
>he says as he posts in an off topic thread
Come on, you gay. Report the thread.
and miss the opportunity to say that jet is a
delusional homosexual whos dad was so ashamed of his life that he gave him his alternative personas last name? not a chance
Hi I don't know anything about this but are there any girl fart clips from this show? Thanks
Wtf is the draw of this? Big brother has been around since the 2000's (or late 90's I don't fukcing care).
So Cinemaphile is for sale and they're not even trying to hide it.
Good to know
half the board is /misc/ anyway
mods actually deleted a thread like this one a few days ago.
They must have fired that one and replaced him with a new schlomo that knows what's kosher.
they delete the threads when they near the bump limit theyre obviously letting them get as much attention as they can before doing their "jobs"
and it's filled with zoom zooms who wear it as a badge of pride they gave their parents hard earned dollars to fishgays (no actual adult who works a full time job was watching fish tank and spending their hard earned money on it).
Oh who am I kidding it's just Jet Neptune grifting us. telling us it's so bad ass to give fishtank money
We've been telling you this for years and you called us schizos. After moot "retired" this homosexual got carte blanche for his data harvesting company, and now? This boards been milked and he's do e the same to Cinemaphile
Get a real job Jet
I hope AI pajeets will spam the shit out of Cinemaphile if the jannies allow fishtanks on Cinemaphile again
We will never forget jannies what you have done. Never.
is this that guy with glasses who gave dome to the troony? anyone have the receipts?
>anyone have the receipts?
Got you dawg, check it:
The ammount of samegayging you do and the years you spent crying about Sam is very effeminate
Did you farm your xp today? What clan are you joining?
>kinoplex is mike and rich
Kek.
There should be a hasan clan
>hasan clan
I don't know what that is
Yeah specifically for his moronic paypigs. You just know he will hate watch this for "content" but it's okay because he will donate to some troony charity or whatever.
Get fricked Jet. Fricking spamming homosexual.
I really wonder what's going to happen on day 1 of season 2
I fear that they will try to spook the fish immediately. That would be a dumbass step backwards if fish left in the first few days. I liked the slow boil and I never joker posted.
>I never joker posted.
You don't belong here
nah frick you jokers. jet simps where we at?
Sour soda
Imagine getting paid to shill this shit show on fricking Cinemaphile.
Lowest of the low scum
Imagine sam paying anyone
how do jannies let these threads stay up?
I bet Sam made bicflame sign up to be a jannie.
It turns out that they don't do it for free.
They explicitly allowed them when /ftl/ got moved
They are harmless and a containment thread. When you delete them sams simps throw a hissy fit and spam and make jannies have to work more. Its smart to just let them have a thread
With MDE it's a thin line between tv related and eceleb, I'd say fishtank and world peace should count, older sketches like tissue box or smocaine or something should too, more common youtube stuff like PGL shouldn't. I don't think something should be disqualified as Cinemaphile related because it's not on cable or one of the big streaming services, independently distributed projects should have their place here. At the same time it attracts Kiwitrannies like sophgay which is the exactly the kind of thing the mods are probably trying to avoid not allowing eceleb discussions, if we had an /incel/ board it would be nothing but stalking and doxxing and all of those freaks showed up for Fishtank season 1
>sophgay
i dont get this point though, even if it's one guy posting it. she made a video about sam liking a 15 yo's instagram pics and her youtube got shutdwon not long after
i legitimately do not understand watching a bunch of normies simp for sam hyde
explain it to me, please
Tell my why this 'show' was good in any sense. I didn't catch the threads, i didn't get the memes. I do not understand why it was 'fun' in any way. It just seems like simping.
He's funny, thats all there is to it and dont let some kiwigay raised by a single mother try to project otherwise
mde fans are just the male version of kiwi farms tho albeit.
they are pathetic wastes of cum who will spend their daddies hard earned money to give the le funny grift con man money. Nobody who is spending their hard earned wage dollars is living out of home and doing a full time job. Giving dad's money to influencers is what children do. Fish tank was the most boring shit imaginable. Sam hyde pay pigs are pathetic on anothger level they are like battered housewives. I"m always reminded of that sam payppig who got a verbal trashing from sam and then sent him another 20 dollars right quick. These people are pathetic losers who want a washed up adult swim dat frick groomer who spews basic joe roganesque advice to notice them. This is all about sammy daddy noticing them.
That's why fishtank was his largest grift so far. he give the parasocial alt right jordan petersen tatee children a vehicle to interact with "internet personalities" these people are pathetic. and being noticed by internet personalities is the one thing that keeps them going in life. They are sad wastes of oxygen.
>all this projection
The man who spent 20 hours of his waking day watching fishslop is acting like i don't have his entire persona marked down.
Bunch of weirdos locked in a house together tortured by Sam and viewers. It was fun
we get it jet stop advertising your cancerous unfunny newbie shit for free. only actual morons would like that slop.
It was good and season 2 will be even better. You lost
good how?
i really want to know
>you wouldn't get it
it wasn't funny, but do tell
The interactive format, good cast and Sam's usual humor. There were many frickups but overall it was something different and fun
>I got it, sorry that it was too deep for you anon
frick you homosexual
I don't know where you got that from, you asked
Business needs to make money what a shock and if the show is good people support it. Not sure about the rest of that mental breakdown you had there
>The interactive format,
yes this was brilliant marketing on sam's part because he gave the eternally online friendless parasocial relationship stream watching zoomers a vehicle to interact with the contestants (for a small few of course).
he made a killing by exploiting parasocial losers, he probably knows it to and thinks of fish freaks as below the average person. You can tell by how he treats his fans. I wonder if sam cultivating himself as some kind of discount jordan peterstein/ joe rogan figure was just a way for him to amass an army of eternally online parasocial weirdos to fund his lavish life style of fricking trannies.
if you are a moronic child who wants to watch a bunch of filthadelphia hicks frick with people sure.
>have food delivered to them
>jet cleans the house every day
>tts no-no words get you banned
>sour soda
>tortured
look the best way to find out when the mods start getting paid is based on how long my post lasts ITT
>2 hours
Status: NOT PAID YET
Yo at least pick a good show to advertise. FT is boring and misses the point.
But by all means leave these shill threads up for whatever reason
Frank Hassle is the only post world peace member I like. I dont like the other wiggers.
>word salad
Hello, leftist
>Frank Hassle is the only post world peace member I like
anon...
Frank Hassle is the only post world peace member I like
thought i had the video on paste, my bad
>gossip from some unfunny literal-who
>unfunny literal-who
you just described the new MDE gang, jet neptune, frank hassle, who are these unfunny fricking science class room experiment rooto human simian people? where the frick is charles.
charls did a stream with CEO eric recently
it's proven time and time again Charles and Nick were the heart and soul of MDE and if it was just sam grifting the alt-right for 7 years they would be nothing.
Now we have unfunny fat autistic lower human science experiment people like hassle and neptune. who are as unfunny as they are dangling turds on sam hyde's butthole.
Chuck was solo for SIX years and did nothing of note aside from like three videos that Ruse shot and edited for him. MDE is Sam.
.Living, 100% taxes and Mr Pregnant were better than anything Sam made with his millions
I like Sam, Charles and Nick despite the sophsimp and his kiwisiters attempts of gaslighting
nu-mde fans are the male equivalent to kiwi farms users.
maybe because there is more to life than entertaining moronic comparing new mde to the golden age is completely disingenuous. World Peace was Charles. All sam was good for was getting it cancelled and causing a falling out with Charles by destroying his career. nu-mde is soulless garbage compared to the golden age when it was nick/sam and charles. Sam was getting carried hard, it's evident now when it's just him on his lonesome surrounded by toxic yes men grifters like neptune and hassle.
World Peace was actually Erick
>Chuck was solo for SIX years and did nothing of note aside from like three videos that Ruse shot and edited for him.
Cowboy Mode & The Photographer are better than all of the paywall dogshit combined.
>gossip
>moron says frank drugged him and made him show him his dick
????
Yeah and Sam raped a 12 year old
This person sounds genuinely moronic
REEEEE EVERYBODY ONE MDE IS BAD I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER BUT ITS SAMS PAYPIGS WHO HAVE DADDY ISSUES YOU SHOULD STOP LIKING INDIE CONTENT AND ONLY SUPPORT STATE APPROVED HUMOR LIKE STEPHEN COLBERT AAAAAIIIIEEEEE
Are you okay? I have no idea what you side you are even trying to argue for or against
I'm the anon who was saying daddy sammy is a parasocial internet e-dad grifter ala jordan peterstein. And that sending your hard earned wage dollars is to some inbred hick morons in filthadelphia is only something a moronic battered child would do. It seems I ahve been getting to jet neptune. Or whoever he is paying to shill fishgay.
I'm mocking the troons like
who are projecting their own issues
>alt-right teenager randomly mentions trannies out of nowhere
yeah but sammy daddy is the one who fricks them not I.
>t.
>this is the guy who is calling you a troony for not liking sammy peterstein and his hick crack heads in a house stream
this video wouldn't have gotten any (you)s if the mde internet defence force (paid for from sam's crypto reserve) wasn't here. They are astro turfing hard.
I missed the train on the first season. was it good? how to watch?
Sam is israeli and sucks dick
Jet sucks dick
MDE died of AIDS
And theres the brown egirl simp right on time
there are only about 2 unique ips in this thread that are still pro sam, frick outta here neptune, get better material.
Sam Hyde is a israeli homosexual, make sure to report him to the IRS if you want else something funny
3 minutes ago
2 minutes ago
1 minute ago
>30 seconds ago
Sophgay's buck status? Broken
>you are actually replying on Cinemaphile don't you know that means you are triggered??? i AM TROLLING YOU
oh look a totally organic comment from a fellow Cinemaphile user and not at all a paid mde shill post.
Did soph give you goodboy tokens for every time you white knight her and she lets you redeem them for a prize?
I don't even know who soph is, is that your only argument though? repeating that ad infinitum? I'm just an mde oldgay from 2013 who hates what nu-mde became and was wise to sam's con men tactics after I pirated kickstarter.tv. You sam newbies are hilarious to frick with though.
>you think im a loser because i spend all day being mad at a comedian? ha i AM TROLLING YOU
I hope that schizo gets rangebanned or something. I swear everything I like to discuss on this website has it's own barneygay, for every interest that gets discussed here there is some schizo who's dedicated their life to shitting on it, in this case it's the most pathetic because it's someone obsessing over the man who fricked his LULZ egirl crush
ive never been on LULZ
Then why are you obsessed with Sam fricking Marky?
>it's immoral or something
Sure but why dedicate your life to this one man instead of the millions of others who've dated 16 yr olds, you are obviously a Marky simp
i dont know who marky is
Maybe you should discuss TV shows and films rather than ponies and e-celeb cancer.
Josie will never be your friend, much less your gf and lover, no matter how much money you throw at her and stalk her IRL
What the actual frick? What do you call a person who thinks/behaves like this? Women are completely ruined and it's because of men like this
>What do you call a person who thinks/behaves like this?
A personal piggy bank.
I was talking about his obsession with an internet woman, but thanks for your homosexualy irrelevant input about Sam
my wife
What do you think her pussy smells like?
I know she's probably stinky, and I want a damn whiff.........
who?
josie 1.5
So much cuter with the shitty tats
why is internet free speech so important if Sam hired literal homosexuals to defend his honor when he's out blowing men? does it matter that the "neo nazi comic" has a israeli mother and isn't funny? lol
ftl season 1 was censored to hell and back
he's a fraud and a liar
Its Sam and his friends paying their own money so it looks like people care about this trash
look at all this totally non-fradulent engagement with the product, oy gevalt we're REALLY fooling everyone
>invest in our show
>"roadmap" makes no mention of how this "equity" is received or how you'll receive a return on your investment
Hmmmmm seems like sammy is gearing up for another rugpull! Remember to buy some NFTs!
What do the clans do? Is it just another gimmick to get coins out of morons?
Do you need to ask?
>tfw a bot can make rockystreams argue about Sam Hyde playing poop penis with troons 18-20 hours a day for weeks in a paid advertisment
Who is this rocky boogeyman you're so obsessed with, troonstein?
that's 700k that can be sent to israel to help with the war effort
>Sammie's money laundering scheme is, impressively, laundering money.
More news at 11.
Ella would be pretty cute without the piercing, the tattoos and a decent haircut. Pretty genes wasted on an absolute moron.
>pretty genes
it's a super obvious nose job that doesn't fit her face at all
It was so funny to witness the meltdown live, she looks perfectly fine in that picture but people thought she was going to look like some elite model in high res footage LOL she's really cute though
Guys..I just saw..LE ENTITY!
MDE hasn't made anything worth watching since World Peace.
erm i love josie
We're so back
Fricking chud
You're buying Goldstriker a second Porsche
Bane?
Sam Hyde stopped being funny in 2015.
back to your containment board fish heads
was there ever a good compilation of just the scenes with sam made, I don't care about the rest
I havent kept up to date with sam hayid but whos the babyface vapehead orbiting him all the time now?
this guy?
It's Sam's wormtongue/fluffer Jet Neptune.
The non existent vetting process won't lead to dire consequences liability or Hasan viewer commie related this time, surely.
The funny thing is it’s basically free money for Sam
At a $37.5m valuation he’s sold off less than 2% of the equity
>lock a bunch of homosexuals ina house for a month
>"my company is now worth 37.5 million dollars"
Frick this greedy sellout israelite
>fishtank