>75 years old. >How

>75 years old
>How

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something adrenochrome something blood boys something something foreskins supplements

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop noticing things!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being born in 1947

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grew a beard instead of bogging, probably did botox.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He's yet another beard coper like Keanu and Leto. Beard hides 1/3 face it hides the saggiest part.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all these cuck zoomers enraged by an old man aging well.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good karma for choosing so many kino roles. The universe itself, our collective unconscious, has blessed him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pesky Blinders is the opposite of kino (although he was good in it).

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    White don't blight

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    D-daddy!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is that he's 20 years older than Laura Dern but they look the same age
    Women really don't age well

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetics, makeup, scarf hiding neck, touch-up photo.
    I'm sure he looks a wreck in the morning (no offense Sam, we all do)

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt he currently dying of blood cancer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently he beat it, for now at least.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Don’t eat like a fricking pig.
    2. Stay active.
    3. Take care of yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4. Always poop out ALL the poop
      what else? im trying to remember the rest of jordan petersons book

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4. Always poop out ALL the poop

        This is seriously hard. There's always some shit rests when I use my dildo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stay active
      Physical activity stresses your body and ages you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes! Sit around all day and drink beer. You'll look fantastic in ten years time! I guarantee it!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, if you want to live long you should listen to your body i.e. eat clean, relax, sit in the sun, never stress your body, sleep

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Going for a walk doesn't hurt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a smoker though for most of his adult life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He compensated for that by eating red meat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaelic blood.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be fine.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom is obsessed with sam Neill
    She even read his frickin book

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I think I have one last trick

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just one side effect from going through the Event Horizon. Give it a try. Mwah ha ha ha ha

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