Is THIS why.. you've never held down a job?
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7th Heaven
Is THIS why.. you've never held down a job?
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I remember seeing this episode brand new (it was one of my favorite shows and I think the world would be a better place if every American family was like them, including dad flipping out after finding a joint...I'd beat the shit out of my kids if I ever found a joint in my house)..ok, in that episode wasn't it not his joint after all or something like that?
lmao homosexual
but yeah it was like (actually) his friends, he dropped it outside and the dog brings in it.
then they frickin find him at the end of the episode at the church, conveniently overhearing it wasn't his
Ah yes...the fricking dog. I remember my friends getting high and laughing about that part. Lucky right? Damn, why did that dude have to be a pedo? Now you can't find that show anywhere...although I was staying at a motel a few years back and caught the ending of an episode on some random channel in some weird ma & pops motel where I wondered if they just had the tv hooked up to vhs players that play in a loop....that's a thing in Appalachia.
So who is he accusing of not holding down a job? His son?
yes
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How would the little girl even know a joint if she saw one?
They teach kids about reefer madness at school
>I didn't think-
>That's right you didn't think!
It was the dog's joint
>7th heaven is my favorite show!
everyone knew you were gay
You have not seen THAT shot, anyone who doesn't like 7th Heaven is actually ultrahomosexuals in contrast the rest of us normies who like Biel and sometimes (often) 13+ sexy girls
>I watch a boring TV show for dozens of hours to worship some clothed women
Yeah, you're both homosexuals
It was a simpler time.
Women are only ever attractive when clothed.
You obviously have not seen a naked woman, it's horrible, regardless how fit and beautiful she is
so how'd your parents react when you came out to them?
Don't have to because I am not a raging homosexual.
If I were, I'd be none of your business, as I do not see you as my equal, because you have not seen a naked woman, e.i. your conquest list is a joke (much like your life)
Naked women are disgusting. Only saved by a pretty face, rest are utterly reprehensible
How the frick did you get to writing all that by starting saying you’re not sexually attracted to the female body
Because women are reprehensible, only saved by a beautiful face, sometimes beautiful eyes.
Rest is just a sentient frickdoll
It's bait because you do not agree with me?
How were you the best quality in your fathers semen, he must be such a horrible reproducer, along with your sickly carrier of a mom
It’s fine if you’re not sexually attracted to women, it just doesn’t make you straight. There are a lot of asexual and gay fathers out there, asexuality through misogyny doesn’t make you straight though
So you appreciate everything that comes with a female?
All they care about is drama, they are incapable of reason.
Their cognitive dissonance is resounding once you get to know them a little better. Hence my philosphy on them, "only saved by a beautiful face, or beautiful eyes" because the rest of a female is just a hassle.
I do not appreciate your salesman technique of putting words in my mouth, and trying to manipulate me into thinking I am an homosexual because I thinking women are destructive forces with beautiful faces.
I pity you.
> So you appreciate everything that comes with a female?
No I was just saying I’m sexually attracted to attractive females, unlike you
Keep putting words to my posts, see what happens you fricking useless shit.
Explain how I am homosexual, I have never had sex with another man. I do not get sexually aroused by the thoughts of other men.
Explain how I am a homosexual, you deranged absolute assfrick frickBlack person
Agree, but if I point it out, just how insane and destructive women are, I get called a homosexual.
Their entire existence, their entire social structure revolves around backstabbing, gossiping, betraying, being dishonest, being two-faced, manipulating for personal gain
And if I find that apprehensive, I'm a homosexual....? What??????????????
Pussy is absolutely horrible. It is absolutely disgusting. breasts are meaningless for men, big asses are just disgusting.
Beautiful women are the ones with pretty faces, nice eyes. Rest of her body is absolutely vomit enducing
I will continue putting words in your mouth, I will continue to accurately call you gay, I will continue to egg you into saying out loud repeatedly say you hate pussy, and I will remain invulnerable
I love pussy, but it is absolutely disgusting.
If you actually seen one, you'd know what I'm saying, but instead you want to pretend to anonymous strangers online just how """""badass"""""""" you are, and just how much you """""""love pu$$y YEAAA!!!!"""""
Never seen so much denial before, and you're calling me gay..... Frick you.
Fricking frick you too, fat fricking loser, women will never be interested in you, as long as you keep this façade up
>All women are QUEEEEN
>Body is BEAUTTTTTT
Women are disgusting
Anon you are literally gay
Nah I’ve had sex, pussy feels good and even the strange interior is anatomically satisfying to visualize wrapping around my dick
It feels good, but disagree with you on the aesthetics. It's horrible. Really disgusting, compared to the male genitalia
I disagree. There is nothing – NOTHING – of practical use for a man in breasts and ass other than "uuuh, nice figure"
Then what? What are you gonna do? Suck on her breasts? What are you, a little baby? Wipe her disgusting phat ass? What is she, your daughter?
Absolutely no use.
This is your last (you), I'm a homophobe, and I just realized you're a major league homosexual.
Frick off, I do not engage with homosexuality.
>Really disgusting, compared to the male genitalia
Elaborate on what you mean by this comparison.
Purely aesthetics. The phallic (either flaccid or erect) is much more majestic than a clam-like pussy that looks disease ridden.
No. Why do you keep reading gay things into my posts, I'm almost getting worried where your mind is t.b.h. (it stands for "To Be Honest")
>The phallic (either flaccid or erect) is much more majestic than a clam-like pussy that looks disease ridden.
Do you look at dicks and think about their majesty often?
NTA but I kind of agree with him. I don't think dicks are "majestic" but they have a je ne sais quoi that veganas don't. I like fricking women but I don't like looking at their genitals. I don't like looking at men's genitals either because it gives me what I assume women are referring to when they talk about "ick", but they're much more appealing to have biologically. Imagine having a vegana.
I'm glad I have a penis and not a vegana, but to me dicks look weird. I have opinions on the quality of veganas, if they look good, if they taste good, if they smell good, how they feel on the inside. I know if a vegana is a 10/10 or a 0/10, but I could not rate somebody's dick.
I think he's doing that right now.
I do not look at dicks, I do not look at pussy since it's so disgusting.
But the phallic statue is much more majestic than clam one.
I'm not reading your post, you've been using a filtered word for quite some time
This whole thing is just too squeamish. Like you’re really disgusted by flesh. Frick the sexuality angle, if you’re too sensitive that a regular orifice that isn’t even a would gives you pause, you’re like some of pussy
What do you think is pleasant about a vegana, anon?
I'm more into pretty faces. When I have sex with women, I do not want to look into their vegana, rather stay focused on their face and expressions and moans.
Their 'piece of flesh' might be pleasurable, but in and of itself there is (along with their hips/asses and breasts) so inanimate, so useless
A pursed vegana with the closed lips is just objectively pretty, aesthetically it’s firm and elegant, and as my sexual match I do associate it with sexual pleasure and can sort of speculate on how good it feels based on appearance which is physically arousing. An open vegana is sloppier sure and can look real wrecked when fricked, but I don’t find all the flesh and biology any ugly or alien, I’m the type of guy who thinks a cross section of a mollusk is pretty cool and intriguing. I guess when I get down to it I’m thinking of a sexy tight entryway into a biological process designed specifically to milk my dick, I really can’t complain
I’m surprised sometimes that there really are that many virgins here
My man, I understand what you mean, and you have changed my mind (to a certain degree)
I'm still too visually based when it comes to pleasure.
vegana alone just does not cut it for me, I need to see her pretty face and her expressions.
I'm autistic enough in that regard, when I used to have porn on my harddisc, I used to cut out penetration scenes (and the parts that focus on the male artist)
But I understand what you mean
You just literally said the penis was more attractive than the vegana again, right there in that post
Ok 2 B Gay
So you’re saying you find the penis more attractive than the vegana
>Really disgusting, compared to the male genitalia
Anon, I…
IT LOOKS LIKE ROADKILL, homosexual
Sorry, anon. But breasts, ass and pussy are le good and if you disagree there's a 100% chance you're anything but straight.
Anon, let's not pretend you are not a kissless, handholdless virgin.
I am as well, it's okay. But at least I am not pretending to be something I am not.
>At first I was like
how I am a homosexual,
>Then I was like
is absolutely horrible. It is absolutely disgusting. breasts are meaningless for men, big asses are just disgusting.
I don't think I've ever seen someone this gay and in denial about it in 18 years of posting here kek
seriously I've been watching this unfold and he just keeps digging himself deeper in his gay hole
In high school i knew this guy who was clearly gay but didn't realize it. He would talk about women in the weirdest way.
>Wow i LOVE breast, breast are so good. I want to touch a woman's breast with my hands, that sounds very appealing. Dont we all love women's breast because we are men.
>Oh man veganaS. Wow, arent veganas so good guys, as men we LOVE women's veganas. I wish i could touch a vegana.
It was funny but also sad.
Had a roommate who was like this. Sat me down immediately when I moved in to tirelessly explain he’s had lots of sex with women, and to claim the old roommate must have been a virgin with a micro penis because he didn’t hear fricking when he eavesdropped on him alone with a woman in their room (the stories and assumptions this guy would make up were unreal). Later we and others carpooled to trivia night at a bar, stayed sober while we were each drinking, then started stroking my leg with his bare foot under the table. I moved my leg away thinking nothing of it, and he leaves for the bathroom, an hour later we can’t find him and call him and he literally had snuck around us and called another ride home to flee the situation. Later on he would literally just yell across the house that he wanted to rape me, and once went into the bathroom after me to sniff and say my shit smelled really good. I eventually let him know I was moving and he started sexually harassing the other roommate immediately.
Never thought about it until now but I wonder if he thought he was waiting for me in the bathroom. I have so many stories about that guy, he lied about having secret cameras in the house, lied that the landlord put him in charge when he was out of town, tried way too hard to act like a ‘father figure’, was dating a 40 year old cleaning lady and repeatedly, suspiciously said the best part of the relationship is her kids which he loves so so so so much. Very odd guy
Yeah i known guys like that, they are very fruity but dont seem to realize it. I had a friend taht would get really close to me when talking, it was very weird. Had to oush him back once.
He sounded like he wamted to convince himself he liked women anon.
That sounds like a serial killer
>>Wow i LOVE breast, breast are so good. I want to touch a woman's breast with my hands, that sounds very appealing. Dont we all love women's breast because we are men.
I say things like this.
>Oh man veganaS. Wow, arent veganas so good guys, as men we LOVE women's veganas. I wish i could touch a vegana.
I don't say this. veganas are weird and scary but I still want to put my penis inside of them and cum
They're capable of reason most of the time. Sometimes they just have woman moments where you need to let it pass and they return to sanity.
You said their bodies weren’t ever sexually attractive, only their faces, that’s the only issue here. Nobody minds if you want to shit on women but if you’re not sexually attracted to a good looking female body then you are just not straight
You're completely 100% not straight lmao
>not a raging homosexual
>naked women are disgusting
Lol @ this bait
>Don't have to because I am not a raging homosexual.
oh so you haven't told them yet
Naked women are for having sex with, not staring at. You ought to try it sometime.
You are homosexual and Simon too. This is not how you treat your hot sister.
I literally watched it to jerk off to the two older daughters
>t. incel
You sound like a massive homosexual, the kind that gets beaten up in school.
Eeeeeh I don’t know dad don’t you think you’re overreacting a bit, in fact why don’t you go frick yourself
The actor is a pedo. So he was fricking the youngest daughter. Biel was too old for him.
So far all I can find is that he got naked in front of some teenage girls, never touched them, never touched himself in front of them. This is probably the mildest case of hebephilia I have ever heard of.
>hebephilia
You aren't a hebe for fricking a teen. You are a hebe if you only frick teens.
So far I have found no evidence that he is a pedophile, all of the victims that I have heard of were either teenagers or were nearing thirteen years of age, this leads me to believe that he is only attracted to teens meaning that he is a hebephile, a hebephile that never touched his victims or even himself in front of his victims, a very mild case of hebephilia.
stephen pls
He put her hand (11yo) on his wiener but the kid didn't know what to do so it was very awkward.
His wife recorded his confession kek
Faye Grant hnnng
>So he was fricking the youngest daughter. Biel was too old for him.
Biel is younger than the other girl.
There are 3 daughters. He's still wrong and moronic though.
>Biel was too old for him.
are pedos that sick?
imagine
>weed is.... le bad!
But it's perfectly okay to have a beer, or 7, huh dad? Huh? Because that's socially acceptable, right dad? RIGHT?
Sorry you had to find out like this, dad.
I fricking want that tattoo
>Yes sir I’m here for the interview.
So if it wasn't the sons that means the son can't hold down a job for another reason. Wonder what that is...
It's the byproduct they don't talk about.
>this is why you're such a piece of shit fricking loser, son? is this why you make me ashamed of you with your every action?
>*joint wasn't his*
>uh, yeah, about all that stuff i said...
lmao exactly
>Guess I just fricked you up myself and it wasn't drugs whoops
Replace the joint with a video game controller and the fathers of half the people on this board should be saying the same thing about anons here.
>so defensive he missed the point
How much have you smoked today?
I haven't smoked weed since 2010. It's a stupid and smelly drug. My drug of choice is alcohol.
mine is LSD, far more superior
my parents told me to focus on school and i'd be fine. They said video games were fine as long as i wasn't losing focus and failing to concentrate.
The problem was that I was actively shamed for hanging out with friends. We're being too loud. I stayed out too long. We should have asked the household before ordering food. I should have studied for that test instead and got 95 instead of 92
ha ha wow woah turns out you get jobs from people, not from education.
Marijuana as consumed today is a lot more addictive and hazardous than it was even in the show's time.
Yeah, true. A lot of synthetic and hybrid shit out there. All the CBD derivatives are a lot more unsafe than people realize, they are only legal though technical loopholes and the chemicals in them are fricked up.
lol. There’s always this reasoning.
>ITS NOT AS SAFE AS IT USED BE
>ITS NOT AS SAFE AS WE USED TO THINK
>WE NEED TO RETHINK WEED
Are you talking about concentrates? Many people still consume flower. If you’re talking about the flower, the thc levels have increased by 5-10%. People who know dick like to talk and the people that know are dismissed as stoners.
It’s so bizarre. It’s been under a prohibition since the 30’s. Yet they keep having to reinvent ways to demonize it. Hell at one point they even compared it to supporting terrorism. Interesting how nobody argues that alcohol prohibition funded the birth of the powerhouse the American mafia became. So we spent a billion dollars on prohibition in the last 90 years but people need to understand how dangerous it’s become?
How do you even determine its addiction rates? The DEA always loves to point out the numbers in treatment centers they conveniently leave out the caveat that a kid caught with a gram will probably choose treatment over jail. I don’t see many people getting worked up over everclear or vodka vs beer.
>potheads can't even form coherent sentences
>it's fine and does no harm
>muh beer
No one pretends beer or alcohol is good for you.
>ends up being outed irl as a pedo
Classic show
>be around prime Biel for years
hes innocent
Just think about the pheromones she emanated on set, they were undoubtedly more intense than her farts.
this is prime Biel
Past the age of 17 is not prime by any means
untrue, millions of guys around world still jerk off to current Biel
Ofcourse, but she's past her prime
still over 18
Past her prime, what the frick, why can you not understand that?
Are you unable to comprehend?
just tracking you, pedo
>jU5T tR@Ck1nG y0u P3D0
That's you. That's how you sound like. I feel sorry for your family and therapist also psychiatrist.
>anon talking to his mirror
Who are you even quoting? Don't reply to me, I have no energy to deal with an absolute skizo before 21:29
Goddamn
A 17 year old is nevva in her proime
he showed his dick to a few 12 year olds 45 years ago if he never showed it to the girls on the show then he's cured
Ngl chronic pot smokers literally are fricking moronic. Weed is the lamest parts of alcohol with babby's first psychotropic effect.
Grow up and microdose shrooms.
>microdose
This is the most reddit shit ever. If I'm not taking a full dose and tripping balls then what's the point?
>This is the most reddit shit ever
No you're just an amateur
I do not hate being sober so much that I've ever thought I needed to be just slightly tripping.
>dude just take a microdose and wonder about how everyones exhaled breath coexists in the air and a caveman's breath still exists somewhere
yeah no
Wow you managed to make it sound like you both can’t handle your drugs and don’t think much at the same time
Weed? That shits for babies.
da huff. classic episode
Riku…
Best thing my dad ever did was just pay me to do homework.
I never needed any encouragement to get a job or had problems studying by myself at college, to this day there's nothing I love more than holding a nice crisp dollar bill in my hand.
Kids absolutely should be paid to go to school and paid extra as incentive for good grades. Making young adults spend 40 hrs a week somewhere they hate being without pay is just begging for an antiwork social collapse.
Much simpler solution, kids playing truant or acting out at school get one of their fingernail pulled off with a pair of pliers. Will never happen twice.
Curtis, what is that?
Weed is for Black folk.
Put that away right now.
Have a little self-respect.
Is the floor covered in scorpions?
Black person behaviour.
That's part of being American brah.
7th Heaven Marijuana Parody
I did not see that ending coming.
dude holy frick I have been looking for that video for years, me and a buddy always say APOLOGIZE like that kek thank you
Beverley was the best girl
is this show really good parenting or aren’t they all kind of at each others throats and exploding over nothing in an awful way
For a show that sold itself to Christians (and fairly successfully) the family was dysfunctional as frick.
Every family is dysfunctional to some degree, families that outwardly try to portray themselves as being perfect are usually nightmares behind the scenes. My childhood friend's family was like that, they are/were devout Christians while I was growing up, they were friendly but often acted smug and self-righteous but I recently found out that one of their daughters is openly gay and that both of their daughters drink regularly while still being allowed to live in their parent's house, I also heard that their mom has started drinking as well. Despite all of this I can't say whether or not they are still Christians because only God knows their heart but purely from an outward perspective they appear to have become very lax in their attitude toward God and his commandments, I would be lying if I said I didn't feel a sense of satisfaction knowing that their family wasn't as perfect as they wanted everyone to believe that they were.
So are you a bonafide Christian yourself to or did you just take the chance to judge them by the most fierce and fundamentalist standards for the crime of being basically normal
I am a Muslim
Ah, well that makes sense
>Most fierce and fundamentalist standards
>Basically being normal
You have no idea what you are even talking about.
Unless he holds himself to these religious standards (turns out he does as a Muslim) there’s really no reason to blame a family for drinking sometime and having a gay child
If the family that I am talking about goes out of their way to appear morally superior to everyone else, goes out of their way to appear as if they have no problems whatsoever and then, out of the blue, it turns out that one of their daughters is a dyke and that both the daughters and their mom have started drinking then you have to wonder what was really going on all of that time that they were trying to appear perfect and flawless? Why are these supposed devout Christian parents allowing their daughter and her lesbian lover to basically live in their house and get drunk in their bedroom if they are so pious and virtuous?
They believe in a standard but also believe in forgiveness and not destroying eachother. It’s not that complicated
>Forgiveness
Forgiveness is not allowing sexual degeneracy to be practiced under your roof without question. Christians are not supposed to make a space in their house for unrepentant sin whether the one living in sin is your daughter or not. This is easier said than done, I know, because no parent who truly loves their child is going to want to have to force their child to leave their house but it must be done if we want to be able to say that we serve God because we cannot say that we serve God if we willingly allow a sin such as sexual degeneracy to go unchecked in our house.
>all that shit you just posted
Are you fricking Christian? Are you their fricking pastor? Are those even your secular standards? Or are you taking someone else’s religion you don’t even believe in as a chance to call for blood in a situation that has nothing to do with you in a family dynamic you don’t even fricking know? At least tell me some part of you actually believes everyone should be disowning their gays and casual drinkers within their families, because otherwise you’re just calling for blood over shit you don’t believe in and judging something you’re not a part of for not being bigger pricks about something you don’t even give a frick about.
>God needs us to abandon our children for loving the wrong people
Your God sounds like a c**t
Normal is relative. There are many “Christian’s” out there today who only claim to be so out out of culture. By the standards of a western country, yes, even trying to adhere to the standards set by God is regularly seen as crazy here.
All I’m saying is if you’re not Christian how can you blame a family of Christians for having basic live and let live thinking like anyone else. Seriously the idea of an atheist blaming Christians for not disowning more gays, is just incoherent bloodthirst, unless of course you’re just a very anti-homosexual atheist
He wasn’t speaking about disowning. Being a homosexual in and of itself isn’t sinful in Christian teaching, it’s another cross to bear. And gays are held to the same standards of sexual chastity as straight people ( only within a marriage, which is defined as man and woman ). It’s the act of homosexual sex that is sinful, along with homosexual sex thoughts.
Again it sounds radical but straight people are held to just as high a standard. Jesus telling us that anyone who looks upon a woman with lust in their eyes has already committed adultery with her in their hearts.
Straight people are allowed to marry to deal with their sexual urges, which is why all my friends were married by 20 to people they met in high school, and are now mostly divorced. Rural Tennessee is depressing.
>Captcha: N0T TN
It’s definitely a radical approach to life, that most fail at even if they want to achieve it. But that experience can be understood in part by any devoutly religious person living in the West.
Also those people that divorce without the intention of remaining chaste for their lives are also committing grave sin. You claim the fact that many people fail to meet this standard is a mark against the faith, but nowhere do we claim that most people do meet it.
Let me give you an example. I am Catholic, we have stories of apparitions of monastics in purgatory appearing to living monastics and telling them that only 1 in 50 religious enter heaven, with most of those devout but imperfect going to purgatory for spiritual purification first. Now extrapolate those numbers to the more general population.
My point is that Christianity doesn’t claim that following God is easy.
I just ctrl+f'd a pdf of the Bible for "purgatory" and got 0 results. Cool fanfiction though!
Dude that does not sound Catholic
>Many are called but few are chosen.
>Enter by the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is easy, that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard, that leads to life, and those who find it are few.
Does ‘believes’ in John 3:36 here, ‘Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.’ include the ‘obey’ then? Does belief in Christ as stated by the Bible mean not spiritual or intellectual belief but acting loyalty, then?
It’s pretty self explanatory if you take everything as true as any devout religious would. If you truly believe in God and the words of Christ then there is no way that you could not submit to the will of God and be a good person.
If you’re a person who believes that just believing is enough but then you ignore the rest of the divine law sent to us then you either do not believe or you are willingly disobeying Gods command. You shouldn’t look at Christianity like Rabbinical Judaism where they believe they can lawyer their way around Gods rules.
If your partner cheats you can and should divorce them. Jesus said so himself in no uncertain terms.
Yes, divorce is permitted. Divorce and remarriage is not. The only case a Catholic can remarry with the blessing of the church is if the marriage is invalid in the eyes of the church from the start. But then it doesn’t count as a marriage so it’s not really remarriage.
Jesus explicitly discusses remarriage in that same verse.
Mark 19:9
>I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”
The biblical teaching is that remarriage after divorce is adultery EXCEPT in the event of adultery, that is Jesus' own words straight from the gospel.
Also the Catholic teaching isn't that divorce is permitted but remarriage isn't, the Catholic teaching is that divorce is NEVER permitted. A marriage can be annulled, i.e you were never truly married (as you just said). But the Catholic church will not recognise divorce under any circumstances, adultery or no. That is the very reason why it's a sin to remarry after the fact, because that would be bigamy.
You’re right and I wasn’t clear enough, which is needed in theological discussion. When I said divorce, I meant it in the secular sense. You can divorce in your country legally and still be in good standing unless you remarry, because as you stated, the church doesn’t recognize secular divorce as divorce. The marriage bond is made in front of God, and in the eyes of God you are still married.
Well it turns out the original poster was a Muslim which makes total sense, a religious person seeing weakness in another person being lenient with religion. But blaming people for not going harder on something you don’t even believe in, I mean you’re probably just shitting on a family for not being as abnormal as you assumed they were
i remember being at a sleepover at a pastor's house as a kid. the pastor punched his 8 yr old in the stomach while shitfaced drunk for some reason and he started bawling. then when i went back home i was accused of stealing. same deal with their household being outwardly friendly but being really fricked up
Its kind of a conservative tv thing where it all works out via right wimh conservative parenting and values. In reality conservative values amd culture gave us progressivism because conservatism is so strict.
Yeah. I appreciate keeping your kids off drugs and so forth, but if this episode is your idealization of the Christian family as a Christian, you’re just a fricking maniac
I fapped to this back in the day
finally someone with taste
Dad: ... one is ready to have sex
Ruthie: you had the opportunity
Mary "He called me Big Butt"
don't google what she looks like now
I wish I hadn't, but it's too late
She's an attractive and happily married mother?
So it is an actual Christian compulsion towards martyrdom that drives them to surrender themselves and confess for crimes they literally did not commit, just for the sensation of it? I mean it literally wasn’t that kid’s weed and he’s not saving anybody by lying that it is, and the episode is written that way like that’s what Christians want to see. It’s pointless self-flagellation, right? Instead of just acknowledging dad is going fricking berserk, paranoid and slanderous while being completely wrong, a little Christian kid is supposed to think ‘I’ll honor my father by letting him wrongly hate and try to destroy me, so we don’t have to live in a world where dad makes angry mistakes’. Like what the frick is going on here, how is this entertainment? There’s not even heart in the moment the dad realizes he was wrong.
We are supposed to take being drug tested as a humiliating, degrading thing and that it is noble of him to take the wrap so his siblings don't have to do that. Also he did technically do the crime, the question his dad asked wasn't "who here is a weed smoker" it's "who brought this joint into the house". Which was him, it was his joint, he got it from those one of cool kids at school who hand out free drugs that exist in every TV cautionary tale about drugs from the 80s/90s.
What an irritating finagling of a situation. Show’s so Christian they won’t even dirty a character by having him smoke a joint when they want to do their screaming at the kids over weed scene. Plus the chain of ownership of the joint is fricking bizarre. Like everyone and the kids are so eager to attack someone, yet they all just playing hot potato with some joint that wasn’t even fricking found in the house
my whole family would watch this show, we all lost interest around the time I started hitting puberty and then I continued to watch it in secret for obvious reasons. if you go back and watch it now it’s unintentionally hilarious, but they actually have a good family dynamic particularly the father/mother. it is super out of touch with the world today though
It’s not just a simple Christian program is it though, it’s actually a high-strung hypocritically judgmental spring trap and a fatherly lie complete with willful teenage sex appeal, isn’t it? Like the point of the show is how awesome and severe this proper Christian family is, and the audience watches it as a type of role modeling and Christian influence, a main special effect is when the parents go apeshit trying to rain hellfire on the kids, yet meanwhile your Christian dad likes it literally because it makes him horny and he doesn’t have it in him to accept that. Like it’s a disciplinary show for his to be a ruthlessly Christian family but the males in the family are just cumming in their pants and trying everything in their power to pretend they’re not
>Everyone is a sex starved coomer like me
>People only watch this family oriented show to coom to the daughters
You aren't a representative for all of mankind, anon.
People in this thread are saying that’s how they watched it with their Christian families
only watch this family oriented show to coom to the daughters
absolutely
Nah, everyone isn't a coomer. Some people have the self control that when they see attractive women on the TV they don't immediately have the overwhelming urge to pull down their pants and start beating off.
Calm down moron, that’s not what anyone said
chill schizo, I was just thirteen and jerking it to Jessica Biel I don’t care about your crusade
Biel still works for it
Looks like he rolled some toillet paper up to try and get that tricky booger in his nasal canal.
i googled his allegations, he was a flasher and a nudist and would just walk around naked in front of others. he only did it in the 70s, his "victim" was a giga fan of his and would go over to his house when he was naked, his neighbors knew he was like this and didn't care. when the girl asked his neighbors if he always did the nude thing, his neighbors replied " he's been to france". The worst incident happened once when a girl once touched his weiner when they were watching a movie but he immediately stopped it and left right away, the girl later in life corroborates this.
>the bingo moment
This all came to light because his wife wanted to divorce him, she took him to couples therapy and secretly recorded a session where she pressured him to admit it to the psychologist under the guise of repairing their marriage, which he desperately wanted to do. she turned on him, looked for the old victims and tried to get all of his money instead of half.
He is currently remarried in germany to a woman who knows all of his past and has been actually helping him with counseling.
no charges have ever been filed because no sexual contact has ever been made, non of his victims want to press charges, only speak about it.
>tl;dr
he was just a freaky flasher in the 70's, which is kind of creepy enough in itself but mostly overblown
Obviously you did not dig deep enough to listen to the recorded audio of his confession about having sex with 11+ year old's, only for more to come forward later
>go to France
>become a pedophile
Everytime
>oy mate he ain't a nonce he only made a 10 year old jiggle is knob a bit ye?
When you put it that way, I think he should have been jailed
You should instead drink alcohol its the 2nd most toxic drug right after Heroin and results in 320,000 deaths a month from car crashes, abuse and overdosing and itll destroy up to 3 vital organs and destroys brain cells.
But if not youre not white.
Dont forget to support Israel either or youre also not white.
>90s tv
maybe do neither?
The only smart thing to do.
Just pointing out how brainwashed these idiots are to think the more poisonous option is "better" than the illegal option. Its redundancy.
yea frick it i dont want to defend this creep he is still fricked up lmao
>see thread
>mother immediately asks me if the cigarette butts she found in the ashtray contain the W word
I kind of regret giving her keys to my apartment
but I absolutely do drugs lmao
you're smoking wiggers?
You smoke weiners?
I could swear I read about that he had sex with preteens from back then.
Maybe it's the phrasing on the newsoutlet's, they must've phrased it so it sounds like in order to get more clicks......
(I looked it up since I thought you were trolling me, but what do you know, he did not have sex with any of them)
They word things like that to ensure people leave with that idea in their head without having to read the article, as most people can't stomach reading such things in the first place
I distinctively remember reading the articles back then, since I constantly fapped to Biehl and found her incredibly sexy (to the point she made me sjy through the screen), and I remember reading Collins had sex with preteens.
Now that I read it again, I must've thought sexual molestation = intercourse.
t. teen ESL back then
This is what Christians consider entertainment and morality huh
Ever see the bathroom they have in this show? I wish I had a house with that nice of a bathroom.
most of the fans of the show just wish for a house as nice as that bathroom
This show was kino. Watched it with my family growing up, along with Everwood. Both got too soap opera-y by the end, but they started out great. This recent leftist israelite trend of trying to present the show as evil and fascist and a meme is just more subversion of good morals and family values.
>ITT: sexless virgins who have never (not even once) had sex talk about sex with women
Do we really need 30 of these discussions every single day?
Why are you losers so insistent about this, plenty of people here myself included have literally had sex, you’re running an old joke we used to bully eachother with back when we were 15, 17 years ago. You have had sex since then, right?
Women, troons and the kind of guy that pretends to be feminist and has sex 0.5 times a year see men talking earnestly about women and think it must be resentment-fuelled misogyny.
If you're not lying (you probably are) you are an outlier and you know it.
Lets be honest, men are way more beautiful than women are.
It's not a gay thing, but that muscular physique without gross floppy breasts, those strong veiny forearms, a nice sharp jawline, maybe a little bit of stuble, a soothing deep melodious voice and no stinky fish pussy. Men are just flat out superior.
Calm down Schopenhauer
Women are so LAME
>kicks his 16 year old daughter out of the house over a joint
That guy was based.
So the idea of a Christian dad to the writers and audience of this show, is a permanently unhappy guy just trolling around for shit to explode over and attack his family with? I’m not even trying to be too anti-Christian here. I get that family serves the father and the father serves God in this context, but the dad here is basically a neurotic basket case. Is this really what it means to actually literally believe you are holding an entire family out of the eternal fires of real hell every waking moment of your life?
There is a SEVERE lack of Bielposting in this thread.
Biel was never that hot imo. The middle sister was my favorite for the early seasons, then the youngest sister later.
The youngest sister in the later seasons is the hottest by far. What a delicious little israeliteess
>The middle sister was my favorite for the early seasons
Yes, Beverley was so cute when she was a young teenager.
I never really liked Mackenzie, but this interaction is hot.
I know about Biel after 7th heaven so I lack of that material
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The most unhinged 7th Heaven episodes
I'd watch if he wasn't a complete homosexual
Heaven is actually real though, and there are far more than 7 layers of it, because NDEs are irrefutable proof of life after death, because anyone can have them if they come close to and survive death. And they are so undeniably real to those who have them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o
As this NDEr described their NDE:
>"I saw how life never ends. I remembered the process of reincarnation is endless, wonderful and truly eternal. I witnessed my own spiritual evolution and saw that I had existed long before this present incarnation (where I am now a male human). For me, watching the process of living life, after life, after life unfold, was mind-blowing! I undeniably observed that I had lived an innumerable amount of lives. My NDE clearly showed me that these bodies (we now inhabit) are not the first and only time we have existed! I saw that our soul and spirit is ancient! I also observed that there is no such thing as death."
And importantly, even dogmatic skeptics have this reaction, because the NDE convinces everyone. So anyone would be convinced if they had an NDE, we already know this, no one's skepticism is unique. And the book in pic related is known to convince even hardened skeptics that there is an afterlife.
>muh brain chemistry
Neuroscientists are convinced by NDEs too. What do skeptics think they understand that neuroscientists do not?
>muh DMT causes it
Scientifically refuted already, and NDErs who have done DMT too say that the DMT experience, while alien and really cool and fun, was still underwhelming to the point of being a joke when compared to the NDE.
>NDEs are irrefutable proof of life after death
They are also prove (if you look at them rationally) that God is a parasite who feed of human suffering and want us to keep reincarnating here forever.
https://www.youtube.com/@ForeverConsciousResearch/streams
>NDEs are irrefutable proof of life after death
Except for how there has never been a controlled case where an out of body experience conferred any information that wasn't available in body.
he did a bad job, one daughter became a stripper
What were they doing in there?
I don't know, but the way Jessica looks at her
pokies
>YWN smoke a joint with prime Jessica Biel
>Beverley Mitchell is a year older than Jessica Biel
This cannot be right. I always thought Biel was like three years older.
how the hell can that be
Just look at them now, it's obvious
I do everyday, twice sunday
>that one time the blonde kid jokingly gives the middle finger to his friends in front of school
>the mom is horrified and the whole fricking episode revolves around manners and stuff
>they even made OMG EVIL ROCK MUSIC!! play when the kid does it
Still laugh about it to this day, this show was something else